4dmin
10-02-2006, 03:17 PM
Sorry, this was too funny to pass up sharing with you all...
A guy goes into the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and she says hello.
He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says,"Do you know me?" To which she replies," I think you are the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says," My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery ???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, " No I'm your son's math teacher."
A guy goes into the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and she says hello.
He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says,"Do you know me?" To which she replies," I think you are the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says," My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery ???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, " No I'm your son's math teacher."