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Brett
10-02-2006, 02:49 PM
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband,
crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him. "Remember when your father caught us fooling around when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."

Baffled, she said, "yes, I remember. So?"

"Well...I would have gotten out of prison today!"
Scrilla
10-02-2006, 02:51 PM
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
Sammich
10-02-2006, 02:53 PM
hrmmm..pretty good...just dnt know if thats from 1857 though..
Ran
10-02-2006, 02:54 PM
:lmao:
Brett
10-02-2006, 02:55 PM
hrmmm..pretty good...just dnt know if thats from 1857 though..

1897, Get it right son!!!
Sammich
10-02-2006, 02:56 PM
40yrs..wow..seems like a day 4 u doesnt it brett, thats a lifetime for me :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Decker1.8t
10-02-2006, 02:56 PM
heh. old people jokes are funny.
Brett
10-02-2006, 02:58 PM
heh. old people jokes are funny.

Yeah thats why mine are so good...LOL
Sammich
10-02-2006, 02:59 PM
only to old pple
The Golden Child
10-02-2006, 03:11 PM
heh. old people jokes are funny.

i guess you missed all the old jokes B & Ricky would say about Brett ..

occasionally ill put in my jokes also ..
HeLLo iM iZzY
10-02-2006, 03:39 PM
buaahhaah !
Brett
10-02-2006, 03:53 PM
i guess you missed all the old jokes B & Ricky would say about Brett ..

occasionally ill put in my jokes also ..

Yeah those were the days...LOL
The Golden Child
10-02-2006, 03:54 PM
yea Brett reminicising about when he was 12 running around in the cotton fields ..

yelling at them black folks while his uncles use to beat Brett for some bend over action ..
Sammich
10-02-2006, 04:00 PM
yea Brett reminicising about when he was 12 running around in the cotton fields ..

yelling at them black folks while his uncles use to beat Brett for some bend over action ..

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: u got him confused w/ somebody else, when brett was 12 he was talkin to king solomon
The Golden Child
10-02-2006, 04:13 PM
Brett once told me while he was younger that he traveled the world in 80 days ..

told me the Jackie Chan made that movie cause he was inspired by Brett ..
Sammich
10-02-2006, 04:14 PM
Brett once told me while he was younger that he traveled the world in 80 days ..

told me the Jackie Chan made that movie cause he was inspired by Brett ..

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
The Golden Child
10-02-2006, 04:15 PM
Brett talking about that nigga George Washington ..

everytime Brett spends a dollar he says bye ill see you soon ..
Sammich
10-02-2006, 04:17 PM
Brett talking about that nigga George Washington ..

everytime Brett spends a dollar he says bye ill see you soon ..

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: o no brett i know u aint gona take that old man river
jdmmmm
10-02-2006, 06:26 PM
:lmfao: