Your Favorite Comedian..

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

well, who is it??

if you chose other.. why?

http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/index.jhtml

[slowrolla97]

well, who is it??

if you chose other.. why?

where is the poll?

david chappell FTW

other then that i am getting into fresh prince again and i think will smith is fucking funny as hell

[VTECin5th]

Jim Carrey

[HalfBaked]

Mitch Hedberg ftw.

[Hulud]

zach galifianakis or however you spell his fuckin name

if anyone wants to go see him and patton oswalt let me know

[VTECin5th]

hahaaah ^^

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

I was trying to add the poll when everyone started posting up..

I didn't get to add multiple ppl to vote for..

[Hulud]

jesus christ, larry the cable guy isnt even fuckin funny

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

plus I could only do 25... grr

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

jesus christ, larry the cable guy isnt even fuckin funny



what? I think he's funny as hail...

[Hulud]

what? I think he's funny as hail...
what? git-r-dun? lame

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

I think he's funny..... that hick mentality.... and most of the time I can't understand what the fuck he's saying..

[VTECin5th]

jesus christ, larry the cable guy isnt even fuckin funny


Word

[Hulud]

I think he's funny..... that hick mentality.... and most of the time I can't understand what the fuck he's saying..
i think its lame but thats me

[HalfBaked]

God damn.

Mitch Hedberg is funnier then everyone on that list combined.

[TheGodfather]

I agree with 2 of the previuos members. Mitch Hedberg is by far my favorite comedian, I was listening to Mitch All Together today in the car. Also Zach Galifinakas guy is hilarious, that stand up with the piano was so great. I also like Lewis Black alot, and I voted for Dave Chappelle out of the choices, because he is really good and the best choice out of those.

I can't stand the redneck humor like larry the cable guy, and I hate Carlos Mencia soooo much. He is the worst.

[TheGodfather]

God damn.

Mitch Hedberg is funnier then everyone on that list combined.

:goodjob: This is very true.

Too bad he died :(

[HalfBaked]

I voted Dane Cook, because like godfather said Lewis Black also not up there.

People who only know comedians who are on TV don't know the really funny shit.

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

dammit, I've never heard of any of those guys..

[Hulud]

I agree with 2 of the previuos members. Mitch Hedberg is by far my favorite comedian, I was listening to Mitch All Together today in the car. Also Zach Galifinakas guy is hilarious, that stand up with the piano was so great. I also like Lewis Black alot, and I voted for Dave Chappelle out of the choices, because he is really good and the best choice out of those.

I can't stand the redneck humor like larry the cable guy, and I hate Carlos Mencia soooo much. He is the worst.
piano was fuckin awesome lol

[TheGodfather]

piano was fuckin awesome lol

That was so funny, I cracked up everytime I saw it. You know where else I can find some of his stuff or does he have any CDs?

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

yeah, I gotta see/hear this guy.. either on tape/dvd something

[HalfBaked]

God damn.

Go download Mitch Hedberg ASAP. Or just go buy his shit. His shit is fucking hilarious.


My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

If regular Dr. Pepper tastes like Diet Dr. Pepper, someone fucked up.

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

^^^ LIRL

is he more of a punch line comedian?

[VTECin5th]

HAHAHAAHHAHAH

[Hulud]

That was so funny, I cracked up everytime I saw it. You know where else I can find some of his stuff or does he have any CDs?
i dunno i need to find out

but i am gonna go see him soon with patton oswalt

[HalfBaked]

I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked. But it did not say, "I'm hungry." So it died.

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want them to, you know? I'm like, "Hey, wait, come back. Let me hold one of you... and feed you a leaf."

[HalfBaked]

I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get pissed off at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey pastrami, turkey bologna. Someone needs to tell the turkey "Man, just be yourself. I already like you, little brother. You do not need to emulate the other animals. You got your own thing goin'. I used to draw you." (Stares at hand.) Man, if you were missing a couple of fingers, you drew one messed-up turkey. You'd be like, "That turkey's been in an accident."

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/browse/h/mitch_hedberg.jhtml

[HalfBaked]

When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufresne, party of two. Dufresne, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Busch, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish... the Dufresnes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry! That's a double whammy. We need help. Busch, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufresnes.

[HalfBaked]

Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica, 'cuz dude didn't even get his degree. Why did you have to drop out of school and start making pop so soon?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

dave chapelle

and im kinda upset chris tucker and charlie murhpy didnt make the list....there hilarious

[TheGodfather]

You know, people think I'm into sports just because I'm a man. I'm not into sports. I mean, I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it goes. By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and holding a basketball to enjoy a Gatorade. You could just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic. I'm thirsty for absolutely no reason. Other than the fact that liquid has not touched my lips for some time. Can I have a Gatorade too, or does that lightning bolt mean "No"?

[HalfBaked]

I played golf, I'm not good at golf, I never got a hole-in-one ... but I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "fore," but I was too busy mumbling, "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him." I hit a guy in one. What's par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an asshole.

[TheGodfather]

I can't tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. They said, "Let's call this 'something tree'," so they had a meeting. It was quite short. "How about 'Tree.'" "No." "'DoubleTree'?" "Hell YEAH! Meeting adjourned!" "I had my heart set on 'QuadrupleTree.' We were almost there!"


I bought a house. It's a 2 bedroom house. But I think it's up to me how many bedrooms there are. Don't you? Fuck you, real estate lady, this bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom's over in that guy's house. Sir, you've got one of my bedrooms, are you aware? Don't decorate it!

I have a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one ever needed to sleep over, I guess he'd be comfortable. "Oh, you're a king, you say? Wait until you see what I have in store for you! It is to your exact specifications...I did not know you guys were all the same size. I think I can set your lady up too!" When I was a kid, I laid awake in my twin-sized bed wonderin' where my brother was...


AHAHHAHAHAH he was hilariuos.

[VTECin5th]

Chris Tucker is funny as hell

[HalfBaked]

I also like Daniel Tosh.

And WTF Bob Saget isn't on there?

[VTECin5th]

Bob Saget

[VTECin5th]

jim carrey chirs tucker

[HalfBaked]

Yea Bob Saget...

If you haven't heard his shit you've missed out.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

lol bob saget? i never knew he did standup, i only remember him for his roll on full house and amercias funniest videos, is that cracka funny or what?

[HalfBaked]

Dude he is hilarious.

You gotta go find some of his shit, check google videos.

[Chuckster]

for me it depends, b/c others are funny doing standup then others that are better in movies. Movie wise, jim carey. Stand up wise hmm for me its either chris rock or dane cook. For both i would go w/robin williams.


edit. i forgot about dave chapelle, damn hard ass choice.

[4dmin]

ron white, that bastards funny, specially talking about his ex wife

[koukis14]

I voted Jon Stewart but my favorite is David Cross

[thinkfast®]

GEORGE LOPEZ U SON OF A BITCH

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

I only had 25 spots PUTOs.........

but keep em coming... I need some comic relief..

[Dirty Octopus™]

Dane Cook is funny as shit... but i voted for Eddie since i just saw Delirious at work yesterday. dat nigga was only 22 and rich... aint that a mutha fucka?

BRB, A Mutha Fucka :yes:

[Sammich]

this thread sucks w/o rickey smiley as an option../failure

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

thinkfast... I gave you Carlos.. who cares about George???? :dunno:



:lmfao:

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

this thread sucks w/o rickey smiley as an option../failure



foo didn't I say I ran out of spots...

Bruce Bruce wit it..

[Sammich]

thinkfast... I gave you Carlos.. who cares about George???? :dunno:



:lmfao:

the kids:lmfao:

[MachNU]

DUDE WTF No Liza Bertanaly(sp), Rodney Dangerfield, or Richard Preier(sp)!!!! those are some of the funniest poeple alive in my opinion!

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

hold on, which George we talking about???

:lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

George lopez u SON OF A BITCH!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000A0GOUU.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

I completely forgot about....


http://www.inventorysource.com/images/nv/NV2124047.jpg

[Sammich]

I completely forgot about....


http://www.inventorysource.com/images/nv/NV2124047.jpg

o yea that dude is funny as hell

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

his gf/fiancee is baaaaaaaaaaaad too

[Sammich]

his gf/fiancee is baaaaaaaaaaaad too

they married now...and yea she is fine

[R.Kelly]

what about sam kinison and "dice" clay

[Sammich]

what about sam kinison and "dice" clay

:thinking:

[8bangin302]

dane cook is F*&%#G hilarious...also funny in the movie waiting..

[SLOWLYbtngU]

dane cook is F*&%#G hilarious...also funny in the movie waiting..

Hehe Waiting when he is acting like a slave, "Yesa Masssa, yessa, anything for u massa." LMAO!

[devinwebb907]

Jim Breuer, why am i the only one that's voted for him, bitch is hilarious

FIRST OF ALL TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED TO KILLER, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WHO KILLER THE DOG WAS

[R.Kelly]

:thinking:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Dice_Clay
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Kinison

fuckin hilarious

[8bangin302]

Hehe Waiting when he is acting like a slave, "Yesa Masssa, yessa, anything for u massa." LMAO!

"no bacon on the salad"..lol:lmfao:

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

Jim Breuer, why am i the only one that's voted for him, bitch is hilarious

FIRST OF ALL TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED TO KILLER, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WHO KILLER THE DOG WAS



yes! something told me someone on the BOARDS would vote for him...

[~The_Duke~]

I really enjoy lewis black, but he isnt on the list...

[fawk_you]

You forgot Mitch Hedberg. :)

[HyPer50]

Dane Cook, Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan and Mitch Hedburg.

[DnBmama05]

I'm sure already mentioned, but I loved Josh Blue from last comic standing... not just because he was handicapped, but he's just funny :)

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

I like Alonso? from last comic standing..

[TheGodfather]

I'm sure already mentioned, but I loved Josh Blue from last comic standing... not just because he was handicapped, but he's just funny :)

yeah i saw an episode with him in it, hilarious stuff.

i see alot of ppl that arent on there. my top 3 are not eve in the list at all.

mitch hedberg, lewis black, and zach galifinakis

there is one more comedian i saw his stand up on comedy central and he was fucking hilarious, i cant remember his name now, ill try and find it.

btw i seem to be one of my few friends who thinks dane cook sucks.

edit: mike birbligia, he is fucking great.