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1439/2000
09-27-2006, 02:22 PM
Todays thread:

Anyone? think my girl just mssed her period.. but i'm getting scared.. her breasts are tender.. and i dont know.. we only had sex twice this month.. i wrapped it both times.. and i came once.. and it was mostly outside.. but i just am scared.. cant handle a kid right now..:no:

7/3/06 Thread:

so can you guys list some signs of pregnancy.. think my girl might be.. and need some help.. know any clinics? any places we can go? how to tell my parents?? please.. need some help; she hasnt had any real cravings, no tenderness in her breasts, no morning sickenss, no pains.. only thing is, her period is irregural.. so no telling when it could be.. and it just scares me.. we cant hadle a kid, i'm just out of highshcool and my parents would kill me/kick me out.. just need some help/advice..

LOL YOU ARE A GODDAMN BALLER.

What funnier than getting your teenage girlfriend pregnant when you are barely old enough to read yourself?

Fucking her twice in a month. 2 times in 30 days? :lmfao:

Nemesis
09-27-2006, 02:23 PM
this is so wrong asshole LOL

1439/2000
09-27-2006, 02:24 PM
Yeah.

2.0civic
09-27-2006, 02:25 PM
LIRL, shes 17 and in his old thread hes like "her parents wouldnt press charges just mine would freak" im sure some shit would go done if they knew he fucked up twice in three months

B16a2 Civic
09-27-2006, 02:27 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhah
let me feel her breasts, i'll tell you if they tender
ahh skeet skeet

Sammich
09-27-2006, 02:28 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/untitled.jpg

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http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/oaw65i3rc.jpg

severe brokeback episodes :lmfao:

1439/2000
09-27-2006, 02:29 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhah
let me feel her breasts, i'll tell you if they tender
ahh skeet skeet


Is she swelling like magellen wihle I'm zinfindellen?

B16a2 Civic
09-27-2006, 02:32 PM
ahhh skeet skeet
wait hold up....you had sex twice...but came once.....theres your problem

Sammich
09-27-2006, 02:32 PM
Is she swelling like magellen wihle I'm zinfindellen?

:lmfao:

2.0civic
09-27-2006, 02:33 PM
ahhh skeet skeet
wait hold up....you had sex twice...but came once.....theres your problem


i was thinking hte same thing

2.0civic
09-27-2006, 02:33 PM
of course her breasts are going to be tender....shes 17....god damn stay off the JB

Sammich
09-27-2006, 02:34 PM
LIRLrz

Nemesis
09-27-2006, 02:37 PM
17 year old breasts, hot damn sticky this thread..... and I dont mean putting this thread on top LOL

1439/2000
09-27-2006, 02:38 PM
I hope for his unborn childs sake the Mrs. Winners has benefits so daddy can pay for the shots.

HeLLo iM iZzY
09-27-2006, 02:39 PM
g-unit brokeback
bauahahhaha

1439/2000
09-27-2006, 02:44 PM
I remember when I got the bitch pregnant in high school. I murdered her and cut out the baby with a pocket knife.


Wait. That wasnt me, that was that crazy black bitch in Illinois or something.

What did I do about it? OH, lol...oh yeah I just drowned her.

TRINI4LIFE
09-27-2006, 02:46 PM
Oh my oh my, He likes to play Russian Rullet. I guess he didn't learn from the first time. Or maybe he has money to waste on Abortions.

1439/2000
09-27-2006, 02:54 PM
Abortions are pricey nowadays. Ever since the plastic coat hangers came out. Damn technology.

The Golden Child
09-27-2006, 02:58 PM
kick her stomach .. =P

RandomGuy
09-27-2006, 03:01 PM
hadoken her abdomen

Stormhammer
09-27-2006, 03:02 PM
^^ LIRL!

2.0civic
09-27-2006, 03:07 PM
just push her down a nice flight of stairs...

RandomGuy
09-27-2006, 03:08 PM
just push her down a nice flight of stairs...
why a nice one? i found that under construction ones work better, since theres mad loose nails, etc in the area

2.0civic
09-27-2006, 03:09 PM
true true

RandomGuy
09-27-2006, 03:12 PM
lol we're sooo gonna get flamed by the IA pregnant delegation hahaha


just wanna clarify, everyone is joking in this thread... dont let your hormones control you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








not that i haven't ever elbow to stomach dropped a pregnant teen

Stormhammer
09-27-2006, 03:18 PM
-snorts with laughter- lololol

dammit i cant rep you anymore hasan :( lirl

elbow to stomach drop -giggles-

RandomGuy
09-27-2006, 03:24 PM
-snorts with laughter- lololol

dammit i cant rep you anymore hasan :( lirl

elbow to stomach drop -giggles-
YOU DIE NOW!

you never came thru for me yesterday!!! coulda at least called let me know wasup.... MOFO!!! fag ass hoe ass canuck asss hoe ass hoe ass fag... when can u bring the car over i wanna see what the stock IC mounts loooook like

its all good tho, look what you missed
:( using stock turbo for now to break it in,etc cuz the stock lines wouldn't fit the new turbo.... i'm gonna get SS but it'll take time for them to come in the mail and i probably wont make it to showdown for sure... I still dont know if it'll be ready b4 showdown but we'll see... I need some barbed fittings and a banjo... that were like 19mm bolts, barnet didn't carry them

pardon my shitty cameraphone quality pics and resolution

1439/2000
09-27-2006, 03:27 PM
No starions, just flaming.

Bballjamal
09-27-2006, 03:29 PM
hadoken her abdomen

awesome

RandomGuy
09-27-2006, 03:32 PM
No starions, just flaming.
right you are.

agentX sounds like a very asian name... so from now on he's asianX...

pic enclosed:

1439/2000
09-27-2006, 03:38 PM
ASIANX IS GONNA BE A DADDY!!!!

Get it straight boi.

HalfBaked
09-27-2006, 03:40 PM
I hope its a bebe boi.

His kru iz gonna get bigga.

1439/2000
09-27-2006, 04:18 PM
I hope its a bebe boi.

His kru iz gonna get bigga.

lol vee ehtte talc

Sammich
09-27-2006, 04:20 PM
right you are.

agentX sounds like a very asian name... so from now on he's asianX...

pic enclosed:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

1439/2000
09-27-2006, 04:24 PM
Where is he at? I want to see the reply.

Sammich
09-27-2006, 04:25 PM
post #30

1439/2000
09-27-2006, 04:27 PM
No i'm saying where is azn easy? I want him to say something. I want him to post the sonogram

Sammich
09-27-2006, 04:31 PM
o..cnt help u there