NEED A JOB?

[devin]

we are hiring at the Lincoln dealership for a quick lube tech. starting pay is 10.00hr. or 15hr commision, need exp. over 18 years old. pm me for more info. dealership on cobb parkway down the street from dobbins afb.


I didnt know where else to put this, so if this is the wrong section, please move.

[Sammich]

IBM-in before move...possibly

IBTL

[BTEC]

TELL THEM TO GIVE ME $15 HR AND ILL ROTATE TIRES AS WELL AS CHANGE OIL.

[Sammich]

LIRL..man ur cheap..ill bleed breaks for $18

[BTEC]

LIRL..man ur cheap..ill bleed breaks for $18
IVE COME TO REALIZE THAT ULL NEVER GET RICH WORKING FOR THE MAN SO IM COOL WITH $15 FOR NOW. BUT AFTER I BEEN THERE A WEEK I WANT A $2 RAISE OR IM OUT. BY THAT TIME THEYLL REALIZE THEY NEED ME AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO MEET MY DEMAND.

[devin]

nahhhhh btec, you can come work here and pay me 10 a hour just to get some of my automotive knowledge.

[BTEC]

nahhhhh btec, you can come work here and pay me 10 a hour just to get some of my automotive knowledge.
WELL UR AUTOMOTIVE SKILLS ARE ON BACKORDER SO ULL BE PAYING ME, COOL. WHEN DO I START?

[Sammich]

LIRL

[devin]

WELL UR AUTOMOTIVE SKILLS ARE ON BACKORDER SO ULL BE PAYING ME, COOL. WHEN DO I START?


you can start today, bring your tools over here and just get to work and we will discuss pay later, sound good?:goodjob:

[BTEC]

you can start today, bring your tools over here and just get to work and we will discuss pay later, sound good?:goodjob:
RIIIIIIIIIIGHT. I THINK IM A LITTLE OFFENDED BC U TALK TO ME LIKE U REALY THOUGHT I WAS THAT STOOPID. ILL BE DAMN.

[devin]

RIIIIIIIIIIGHT. I THINK IM A LITTLE OFFENDED BC U TALK TO ME LIKE U REALY THOUGHT I WAS THAT STOOPID. ILL BE DAMN.



just get the fuck over here and get to work

[Sammich]

da helllll..how u gona get cursed out on ur day off LIRL

[devin]

i know somebody needs a job, i need somebody in here by next thursday.

[BTEC]

i know somebody needs a job, i need somebody in here by next thursday.
GET ME MORE MONEY AND ILL START NEXT WEDNESDAY, BC IM A NICE GUY. :D

[devin]

GET ME MORE MONEY AND ILL START NEXT WEDNESDAY, BC IM A NICE GUY. :D


how much do you want??

[Sammich]

he said 14.50

[devin]

or you can get 15hr commision

[BTEC]

how much do you want??
$12HR ON THE CLOCK AND IF THEY WANT ME TO DO BRAKES AND SHIT I WANT COMMISSION ON NE THING OTHER THAN OIL CHANGES. :D

[BTEC]

or you can get 15hr commision
I MADE $25 AT THE LAST SHOP I WRKD AT.

[devin]

15hr commision is pretty good to start

[devin]

I MADE $25 AT THE LAST SHOP I WRKD AT.



i dont give a fuck if you made 500hr at "the last shop" you will get 15 here so get the fuck over here and get to fuckin work:goodjob:

[BTEC]

i dont give a fuck if you made 500hr at "the last shop" you will get 15 here so get the fuck over here and get to fuckin work:goodjob:
U GONNA MAKE ME TOW MY TOOLBOX OVER THERE, SETUP LIKE IM READY TO WRK AND WAIT FOR U TO GO TO THE BREAK ROOM OR SOME AND CHOKE THE SHIT OUTTA U THEN LOAD MY SHIT BACK UP AND LEAVE.

[Sammich]

LIRL tell him..cock slap him

[BTEC]

ACTUALLY ILL CALL U BACK TO CHECK MY TOOLBOX OUT THEN CHOKE U ON MY STAINLESS STEEL TOP, ROLL UR PUNKASS OFF MY SHIT ONTO THE FLOOR, THENNNN LOAD MY BOX BACK UP. I LIEK THAT ONE BETTER.

[Sammich]

LIRL...oWn3d

[devin]

U GONNA MAKE ME TOW MY TOOLBOX OVER THERE, SETUP LIKE IM READY TO WRK AND WAIT FOR U TO GO TO THE BREAK ROOM OR SOME AND CHOKE THE SHIT OUTTA U THEN LOAD MY SHIT BACK UP AND LEAVE.



:lmfao: :lmfao: thats pretty damn funny.


for the last time, GET THE FUCK OVER HERE AND GET YOUR PUNK ASS TO WORK!!!!!

[devin]

bump

[Sammich]

/failure

[BTEC]

:lmfao: :lmfao: thats pretty damn funny.


for the last time, GET THE FUCK OVER HERE AND GET YOUR PUNK ASS TO WORK!!!!!
MOTIVATE ME MOTHER FUKUH!!

[Sammich]

large money=large totals=large motivator

[devin]

MOTIVATE ME MOTHER FUKUH!!


ok..... GET OVER HERE AND FUCKIN WORK, OR YOU CAN GET SEVERELY BEATEN AND YOU CAR STOLEN. now hows that for a pep talk?

[Sammich]

:no: :screwy: :crazy:

[BTEC]

ok..... GET OVER HERE AND FUCKIN WORK, OR YOU CAN GET SEVERELY BEATEN AND YOU CAR STOLEN. now hows that for a pep talk?
THAT TEMPS ME MORE TO NOT GO TO WRK OVER THERE BC IM LOOKING FOR A REASON TO MAKE HISTORY ON SOME CHARLES MANSON TYPE SHIT. U CAN BE FORST IF U WANT TO BUT I DNT RECCOMMEND IT. :dunno:

[devin]

bring that shit homboi

[BTEC]

bring that shit homboi
I GOTTA GO DELIVER SOEM PARTS SO ITLL HAVE TO WAIT TIL IM DAMN WELL AND READY TO LET THE WORLD FEEL MY FURY!! DNT RUSH ME

[devin]

come on man, i got you the job already, bring your little craftsman or husky toolbox you got and get started.

[BTEC]

come on man, i got you the job already, bring your little craftsman or husky toolbox you got and get started.
REAL FUNNY GUY. MATCO TRIPLE BANK BEECH!! TITANIUM AND BLUE

[devin]

REAL FUNNY GUY. MATCO TRIPLE BANK BEECH!! TITANIUM AND BLUE



i dont give a fuck what it is, get it the fuck over here and start turning some motherfuckin wrenches.

[Sammich]

ahhh haaa nobody wants to work for you LIRL

[BTEC]

i dont give a fuck what it is, get it the fuck over here and start turning some motherfuckin wrenches.
ILL SKIP A 22MM WRENCH CROSS UR FOREHEAD TALKING ALL THAT BULLSHIT.

[Sammich]

bwahhaahhhahahahahahahahaaahahahah no workers comp for you just a 22 in the head LIRL

[devin]

ILL SKIP A 22MM WRENCH CROSS UR FOREHEAD TALKING ALL THAT BULLSHIT.


i have an idea, bring your toolbox up here, do some fuckin work, and we will work out the details of what (or if) your pay will be. ok.

now im starting to get angry, and like hulk, you dont want to see me when im angry.

[Sammich]

uh oh..he's angry. if he's anything like brett he's gona need depends cuz he's gona lose all bowel control LIRL

[BTEC]

i have an idea, bring your toolbox up here, do some fuckin work, and we will work out the details of what (or if) your pay will be. ok.

now im starting to get angry, and like hulk, you dont want to see me when im angry.
LOL!! ILL MAKE U MAD, SLAP U , AND ASK U WTF U GONE DO? IM TELLING U, U DNT WANT TO BE THE WANT TO FEEL MY FURY BUT U CAN. WITH ALL THAT SHIT U TALK ING U WILL AND VERY SOON.

[Sammich]

how bout u both purify urselves in the waters of lake minatoka

[BTEC]

how bout u both purify urselves in the waters of lake minatoka
ID BE CHOKING HIM WHILE HES TRYING TO PURIFY HIMSELF. LOL!!!

[Sammich]

puahahhahahahahaha...charlie murphaaaaaaaaayyyyy..get a hold of yourself

[devin]

LOL!! ILL MAKE U MAD, SLAP U , AND ASK U WTF U GONE DO? IM TELLING U, U DNT WANT TO BE THE WANT TO FEEL MY FURY BUT U CAN. WITH ALL THAT SHIT U TALK ING U WILL AND VERY SOON.



:english:

[VTECin5th]

Its way too far for me.

[devin]

bump

[BTEC]

NOBODY WANTS TO WRK WITH U. LOL!!!

IF THEY PAID MORE I THINK I COULD PUT UP WITH HAVING TO WHOOP YO ASS EVERY DAMN DAY. :dunno:

[devin]

yo btec! get off your lazy punk ass and load your shit tools up, and get your ass up here and get to fuckin work, i am not gonna tell you again, and if i have to there will be serious problems for YOU!!

[Sammich]

NOBODY WANTS TO WRK WITH U. LOL!!!

IF THEY PAID MORE I THINK I COULD PUT UP WITH HAVING TO WHOOP YO ASS EVERY DAMN DAY. :dunno:


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: