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Brett
09-26-2006, 07:45 AM
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

Nemesis
09-26-2006, 07:45 AM
3/10

N/A EK
09-26-2006, 07:49 AM
:???:

Halfwit
09-26-2006, 07:52 AM
-4/10

Nemesis
09-26-2006, 07:54 AM
damn this shit sucks lol

Mr_Mischif
09-26-2006, 07:58 AM
-whatever brett's age is/10

Brett
09-26-2006, 08:30 AM
~leaves~ lol

Rican219
09-26-2006, 08:34 AM
:no:

Sammich
09-26-2006, 08:47 AM
-whatever brett's age is/10

x1000

8bangin302
09-26-2006, 04:16 PM
lol.

~The_Duke~
09-26-2006, 04:23 PM
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

I thought you said it was a joke and not a story from your last trip to the doctor's office...

Sammich
09-26-2006, 04:26 PM
I thought you said it was a joke and not a story from your last trip to the doctor's office...

o snap..he brought in leisa..and leisa just told me her booty was clean..lyin:lmfao:

The Golden Child
09-26-2006, 04:41 PM
Brett and his repost old jokes what a lamer ..

The Golden Child
09-26-2006, 04:42 PM
so Brett whens the wake i found a perfect tux for you when you get buried ..

Sammich
09-26-2006, 04:42 PM
i think its on the 29th from what i heard

The Golden Child
09-26-2006, 04:43 PM
Brett needs to get a flex capcitor and install it in his car so he can go back to the 1500s and read up on all the jokes before he startes posting this shit ..

Sammich
09-26-2006, 04:46 PM
a flex capcitor


DOC NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

The Golden Child
09-26-2006, 05:36 PM
Brett hurry your future is looking bad ..































































































































































































* bang *

Sammich
09-26-2006, 05:37 PM
o no brett u missed the lightning strike

The Golden Child
09-26-2006, 05:38 PM
Brett hurry up your gunna miss the train ..

Sammich
09-26-2006, 05:38 PM
what are u talking bout brett is in a train right now LIRL

The Golden Child
09-26-2006, 05:40 PM
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/train-museum-crash.jpg

Brett tried getting it to fly but it didnt work maybe next time Brett ..

The Golden Child
09-26-2006, 05:40 PM
http://kitkatneko.japanbbs.org/2005/06/19/175204_SANY2929.JPG

then Brett went to Japan and got it working using the Japanese technology ..

Sammich
09-26-2006, 05:41 PM
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/train-museum-crash.jpg

Brett tried getting it to fly but it didnt work maybe next time Brett ..


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: if his old arse woulda remembered it didnt work last time..stupid old man:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: thought he perfected his craft

TeeJay
09-26-2006, 05:42 PM
harr harr that was purdy funny!!!!

The Golden Child
09-26-2006, 06:49 PM
i wonder what brett will say hes prolly sleeping now anyway its almost his bedtime ..

TeeJay
09-26-2006, 06:50 PM
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/train-museum-crash.jpg

Brett tried getting it to fly but it didnt work maybe next time Brett ..
ahhh man wtf how did a train get right there :lmfao:

The Golden Child
09-26-2006, 08:03 PM
LOL ..

HeLLo iM iZzY
09-27-2006, 09:54 AM
...the phuck ?