Best lies

[B16a2 Civic]

i noticed alot of people on here lie, plus i known a few liars in my lifetime

Two Part Thread:

What is the best lie you told and how long did it last?
did you ever get caught?

And who is the biggest liar you know ( weather it be on here or off the pc)

[Spyder]

i dont have anything worthy to add to this thread other then, this could get interesting.

[B16a2 Civic]

it could ...but these gaylord fawkers are acting like that they dont lie......i remember when i took my dads car ( before it was mine) dodge stealth twin turbo for a lil ride and hit a deer.....i parked it back in teh driveway and woke my dad up and was liek " i think someone hit our car"....he didn't even look up at me and said, " i heard you leave so go to your room and we'll talk about it in the mornin...."..lets just say i didn't go to sleep and the car got fixed....thanks to me

[batlbrandon]

LOL good one. I wrecked my car in the snow back home, I slid into a parked car and knocked on the door but no one answered so I left. the y live a block away and KNEW i hit their car but never said nothing. I told my parents someone hit me while I was parked, never got caught.

I was just starting to date a girl once and we were makin out one night, she starts to cry and kinda freaked me out. So I tried to console her and ask what was wrong. She proceeds to tell me "I like you so much but there is something I gotta tell you" You can imagine whats goin through my head right? So then she tells me that she has the HERPES! OH FUCK, HELL NO! (in my head) but I tell her its ok and that I don't think any less of her. (bullshit) I didn't talk to her again after that night. THANK GOD SHE TOLD ME BEFORE WE GOT THAT FAR!

[Kristi]

the biggest liar i have ever met is my brother - he is a pathological liar.

i think the biggest lie i ever told was I'm a lesbian - to this ugly guy hitting on me.

[Spyder]

hahahaa this is getting good :)

[batlbrandon]

does being a bullshitter constitute as a liar? cause I know some WORLD CLASS bullshitters.

[B16a2 Civic]

Lol, bullshitting to me is worse then liars, i know certified bullshitters

i remember this one time tho....i was late for work...and i told them someone broke into my car and didn't take nothin but my hood was popped so i was scared someone messed with my engine and i didn't want to drive it to work cuz i wanted to get it looked at, i drove my friends car that day and he drove mine...i got off...i used to be late allllll the time Lol

[HyPer50]

The dog ate my homework.

[Dragonfly5338]

my grandmother died, that's why i didn't show up for the test. erk, i feel bad about that one, lol.

[HEATON]

"Hunny OF COURSE i love you"..lol dayum thats wrong i retract that..
(Hell NEWSWEEK can why cant i?)

[Truegiant]

Definately not the biggest lie, but a humurous one!!

Me and a buddy were traveling down to south beach for his bachelor weekend party and stopped at a restaurant in tifton. We ordered some steak and drank a few beers and our (ugly ass high school pre teen) waitress asked us what we were doing later on, (she thought we seemed like so much fun?? what the f%$# does that mean) I told her that we were headed to this huge ass party that was only a couple of miles from the restaurant. She proceeded to try and milk info out of us and finally after about a half hour she asked if she could come with us. My buddy knowing that I was making the whole story up decided that I had taken it to far.. so he intervenes and politely told the girl that he was married, So I rudely told the girl that I was not and proceeded to ask her if she had any hot friends. Lets just say that she was pissed and made another waitress come bring us our check. Thank the lord that I had already eaten!

[speedminded]

Definately not the biggest lie, but a humurous one!!

how about that time me and you were at hooters after the final four (Mmmm...alabama cheerleader, yum) and we had all the waitresses sitting with us and everyone was getting pissed cause they weren't getting any service...

oh yeah, we kept pointing to the two empty seats on the tv's...we could be there but we just got bored and wanted some wings.

[Truegiant]

I remember that night. The hooter's waitress was talking about buying the kamasutra book! I remember leaving geo and heading to the final four with the floor seats! That was a great night! That cheerleader was dumb but she sure was a hot!

[B16a2 Civic]

bump bitches, i want more lies

[Kevykev]

^ My caulk is small!

[B16a2 Civic]

not autobiography, lies my friend....lies Lol.....
oh wait your black...
next lie please

[Kevykev]

lie let's see, it told my..... oh shit,,,,, anh that's too foul..

i don't even lie anymore because of this....

[Ruiner]

People that lie on a message board in order to gain some sorta of status have issues. Honestly, they have serious issues.

[Kevykev]

People that lie on a message board in order to gain some sorta of status have issues. Honestly, they have serious issues.


Call 'em out!

No... all joke aside, Seriously cal em out.

[Ruiner]

Call 'em out!

No... all joke aside, Seriously cal em out.

I wish that I knew. I don't keep up with enough people on IA.com to know if they are lying or not. I don't have that time. I just think that it is sad that people lie about shit like that.

[Kevykev]

^ you've just inspired me to start call out thread about people who blatantly lie.

I started a thread about liars on the old forum, it personally makes me sick, especially when you know the person is lying as they are speaking to you....just wanna fukin' stop, turn around, and walk away as they are speaking

I just think of it as a form of flatery sometimes but still, it's pathetic.

[Ruiner]

^ you've just inspired me to start call out thread about people who blatantly lie.

I started a thread about liars on the old forum, it personally makes me sick, especially when you know the person is lying as they are speaking to you....just wanna fukin' stop, turn around, and walk away as they are speaking

I just think of it as a form of flatery sometimes but still, it's pathetic.

I'd be up for that.

[B16a2 Civic]

bring em out bring em out....its hard to yell when the barrels in ya mouth

[B16a2 Civic]

hell nah

[Ms Dollar]

I have never lied about anything here online...I am a perfect angel :D

[B16a2 Civic]

I have never lied about anything here online...I am a perfect angel :D


seriously?
did you just lie to me

[HalfBaked]

I'm actually a 48 year old woman who drives a volvo station wagon.

I had you all going though!

[B16a2 Civic]

can i holla?

[Ms Dollar]

seriously?
did you just lie to me

Nah I would never lie to you B...For real though I have never lied about anything on here. I have no reason to.

[HvyArms]

I got pulled over recently for driving on the Median, and the cops comes with the whole ID and Ins bit. Now, my car has Swedish plates that read '911-CIA'. So the cop says "you have state ID, and your Ins is in the state of GA, why do you have foriegn plates?" I told him that my cousin who sold me the car, worked for the CIA in Stokholm, he purchased the car and had it shipped here. Which is partly true, but the point is that it confused the hell out of the cop. Long story short, he didnt give me a ticket.

[B16a2 Civic]

Nah I would never lie to you B...For real though I have never lied about anything on here. I have no reason to.


tru tru, i dont think i lied on here, if i did, it must have been a spur of teh moment type thing

[Leisa]

hell nah


way to bring up a dead thread B... props to you

[B16a2 Civic]

way to bring up a dead thread B... props to you


i was reading thru my old threads and this one was good, just never peaked like it should......it was about some drama back then, i forgot what tho

[Ms Dollar]

Leisa!!! I have an interview on Monday...Yay for me!!

[4dmin]

lol good thread... people strive to impress. i guess they can't be comfortable enough in their hollow shells to just be themselves.

speaking of status... i heard a study that 30% of cell phone users purposely talk in public to look important or act like they are talking even though they aren't on the phone. lol thats funny.

i think best liars are women... "its a good size", "it happens all the time", "best i ever had", etc... :lmao:

[HalfBaked]

i think best liars are women... "its a good size", "it happens all the time", "best i ever had", etc... :lmao:

Lies you frequently hear?

[Leisa]

Leisa!!! I have an interview on Monday...Yay for me!!


is it the 2nd interview?

[4dmin]

Lies you frequently hear?

YOU SAID IT WAS A GOOD SIZE :eye:

[Ms Dollar]

No it's an interview at Planet Beach, but the District Manager from LA Fitness called me back yesterday and said she wanted to meet with me today. I tried calling her at the East Cobb store but she had just stepped out. It is next to impossible to get in touch with her!

The second interview for the A/P position though I won't hear about until next week because the hiring manager is out of town until Monday. :( Trying to keep my hopes up something should come along soon.

[B16a2 Civic]

lol good thread... people strive to impress. i guess they can't be comfortable enough in their hollow shells to just be themselves.

speaking of status... i heard a study that 30% of cell phone users purposely talk in public to look important or act like they are talking even though they aren't on the phone. lol thats funny.

i think best liars are women... "its a good size", "it happens all the time", "best i ever had", etc... :lmao:


i did that before, i'd see someone i kdont wann talk to, i pick up the phone and call my voicemail and make it seem like im too busy to talk to them Lol

[Leisa]

lol good thread... people strive to impress. i guess they can't be comfortable enough in their hollow shells to just be themselves.

speaking of status... i heard a study that 30% of cell phone users purposely talk in public to look important or act like they are talking even though they aren't on the phone. lol thats funny.

i think best liars are women... "its a good size", "it happens all the time", "best i ever had", etc... :lmao:



men can be just as bad... "oh baby you give the best head", oh baby I love you, baby baby baby baby....wtf ?????? :rolleyes:

[xaznstylegrlx]

hm.. i lied that i had skin cancer... n of course no one believed me lol

oh n i also lied about cumming to one of my ex's from back den.. n well... he never made me cum once XD

[B16a2 Civic]

hm.. i lied that i had skin cancer... n of course no one believed me lol


if it mames you feel better, i believe you

[HalfBaked]

YOU SAID IT WAS A GOOD SIZE :eye:

Baby it is..or should I say was...ARE WE THROUGH BECAUSE OF THIS?!?!?!

[xaznstylegrlx]

yea i was looking for sum fake sympathy.. but i smile too much when i lie XD

[The Golden Child]

dead thread re-lives .. woo hoo !!!

everyone lies ..

[xaznstylegrlx]

i tend to "fake cum" a lot.... which is the reason i'm considering full blown lesbianess... girls can turn me on a lot faster den guys

[Ms Dollar]

Wow...this thread just made a U-turn

[HalfBaked]

i tend to "fake cum" a lot.... which is the reason i'm considering full blown lesbianess... girls can turn me on a lot faster den guys

I'm willing to bet if you used the word "then" instead of "den" you could get off more.

[Ms Dollar]

i tend to "fake cum" a lot.... which is the reason i'm considering full blown lesbianess... girls can turn me on a lot faster den guys

Maybe you're just not with the right guy...I've had plenty of guys (and I mean plenty) that couldn't make me cum, but Chuck I can just look at him and damn...

[B16a2 Civic]

YEAH.....SO NWS, THANKS AZNGURL

[xaznstylegrlx]

well.. only 1 guy has worked for me, the rest were failures. I also lie about being married to guys I don't want to date or guys that I don't want to get back with. :lmao:

[B16a2 Civic]

well.. only 1 guy has worked for me, the rest were failures. I also lie about being married to guys I don't want to date or guys that I don't want to get back with. :lmao:


Asian guys huh.....

[xaznstylegrlx]

>.> yea

[B16a2 Civic]

theres your problem

[Ms Dollar]

I have only been with one asian, and he had the smallest hoo hoo I have ever seen...Haha I just said hoo hoo

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL, im half korean and half black....luckily i caught the black gene pool for my "hoo hoo" LIRL

[Ms Dollar]

You just said hoo hoo....that's the word of the day now;.

[The Golden Child]

aint nothing wrong with asian guys ..

[B16a2 Civic]

You just said hoo hoo....that's the word of the day now;.


indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

[B16a2 Civic]

aint nothing wrong with asian guys ..


ya'll just got a bad rep mayne

[The Golden Child]

ya'll just got a bad rep mayne

please explain cause girls are satisfied with me ..

[HalfBaked]

luckily i caught the black gene pool for my "hoo hoo" LIRL

AND THERE WE HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

THE BEST LIE IN THIS THREAD!

[B16a2 Civic]

AND THERE WE HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

THE BEST LIE IN THIS THREAD!

:(
i got zinged

[The Golden Child]

:(
i got zinged

* passes O E *

its ok B ..

[xaznstylegrlx]

AND THERE WE HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

THE BEST LIE IN THIS THREAD!
hehe

I think hoo hoo's vary with height and being that most asian guys r short in height.. there we go.. I'm pretti short too so I'm ok with it =)

[B16a2 Civic]

hmmmm ok

im 6'0

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I refuse to read thru, considering that I am at work but did anybody write "I am a virgin?" Hee hee...Works everytime with me...

[B16a2 Civic]

naaah, i dont think so

[Spyder]

Best lie ever:
http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=9237

:D

[Leisa]

hehe

I think hoo hoo's vary with height and being that most asian guys r short in height.. there we go.. I'm pretti short too so I'm ok with it =)

that is a complete myth.... trust me... ;)

[B16a2 Civic]

Best lie ever:
http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=9237

:D

second zing in this thread
:(

[xaznstylegrlx]

that is a complete myth.... trust me... ;)
what would u say is a good indicator then?

[Leisa]

I dont think there is really a good indicator.... I mean Im 4ft 8 and my exhusband was 6ft 3 and his was an ok size.. but I have been with really tall guys who have been tiny.. I mean Brett is only 5"8 and he is pretty well set.. the biggest I have had .. so really it varies

[babygurl]

HAHA I have used the "its a good size one a few times" (one for a member on this site) HAHAHA

hmmm got out of a few speeding tickets...I was doing 75 in a 55...the cop asked me why I was in such a hurry...Told him I was bleeding, and it was all over my pants, and undies...he just kidn of grinned and handed back my insurance card, and license, and said have a nice night!

Also, Win got pulled over for speeding one time, and the cops asked him "Son, is there anything in the car I need to know about?

win replied with "Just the dead body in the trunk"

Cop was like "you fuckign with me right,??"

Win replied "NO"

Cop went to go look in thr trunk, nothing there. So he let him go with a warning!

[Ms Dollar]

I am so excited that everyone is using my word!! Yay!!!! :D

[babygurl]

I am so excited that everyone is using my word!! Yay!!!! :D


what word is that?

[B16a2 Civic]

I dont think there is really a good indicator.... I mean Im 4ft 8 and my exhusband was 6ft 3 and his was an ok size.. but I have been with really tall guys who have been tiny.. I mean Brett is only 5"8 and he is pretty well set.. the biggest I have had .. so really it varies


thanks for throwin dat out Leisa, i didn't need to know of his hoo hoo, the way my mind thinks, i believe im the only one with one

[Leisa]

what word is that?


Damn Laura, pay attention

[B16a2 Civic]

hoo hoo is tha word

[Ms Dollar]

Hoo hoo!!! You have to use the word hoo hoo

[Leisa]

thanks for throwin dat out Leisa, i didn't need to know of his hoo hoo, the way my mind thinks, i believe im the only one with one


my pleasure babe!

[babygurl]

Hoo hoo!!! You have to use the word hoo hoo


woo woo? LOL ;)

[B16a2 Civic]

my pleasure babe!

LIRL, i bet it was
:roar:

[Leisa]

LIRL, i bet it was
:roar:


You know it... any questions just ask.. I am very open when it comes to discussing sex...

[The Golden Child]

ya'll just got a bad rep mayne

* taps finger *

[B16a2 Civic]

not my fault, im not god

[TRINI4LIFE]

Sorry I do not lie.... :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[The Golden Child]

not my fault, im not god

huh ?

[thinkfast®]

whats goin on in here

[TRINI4LIFE]

whats goin on in here

Just a bunch of people telling lies, well true lies, or lies that was true that wasn't true.

[BluesClues]

Back when I was in high school I think the 10th grade I used to go to the bowling alley/movie theatre parking lot because that was always the hot spot on friday and saturday nights. It is less than a mile from my house. Well, one night I had my boyfriend pick me up and I went to Carrollton with him to his apartment (30-45 mins. from my house). My mom called me on my cell phone and wanted me to come home right then. I told her I was trying to find my ride to take me home and whatever else I could tell her to stale because I couldn't tell her that I was in Carrollton instead of right up the street where I was supposed to be. So it took me forever to get home knowing damn well it doesn't take an hour to travel less than a mile home. I didn't tell her the truth til this day because that's my story and I'm sticking to it damnit!:lmfao:

[The Golden Child]

im gunna tell your mom now ..

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Hmm lets see....a couple of nights ago I told my mom I had to help a friend with her resume and really went to go have sex in my van in a vacant parking lot... That count? HAhhaahahahahahaha

[BLk92DA]

oh n i also lied about cumming to one of my ex's from back den.. n well... he never made me cum once XD


do i know him by any chance?

[xaznstylegrlx]

do i know him by any chance?
no comment

[BABY J]

LOL. I was 19. I was in New Market, England (we stopped to get fuel and rest for 2 days on the way to Saudi). Went to a bar, met a chick... took her back to my hotel room. She saw the flight suits and ask what I flew. I told her that I was an F-15 pilot. :lmfao: :lmfao: I also told her that I just got stationed there and was staying in that hotel (New Bedford Lodge) only until I found a house to buy.

We got SHIT FACED, did the do for a few hours and passed out. I woke up, and I saw $50lbs hanging out of her purse. She was OUT COLD. I grabbed my bags, threw on the flight suit (we were leaving that morning) and I stole the 50lbs out of her purse. Me and my crew were eating bkfst when she came down. She said she had a great time and asked where were we going. I said "Uhhh... we gotta fly some missions, but I will call you when we get back in tonight." KNOWING that I would never see her again.

I asked how was she getting home? She said "I can take a a cab, I have $$ upstairs in my purse." I was thinking to myself, "NO THE HELL YOU DON'T B/C I TOOK IT" LOL. I said, "Hey, here is 50lbs... the least I can do is pay your cab fare since I stole you from your friends last night." She said "No, I got $50lbs upstairs... thanks though." I tried and tried to slip/give her the loot but she would not take it.

LOL. I felt like SHIT (still do) b/c I knew that was the last time I would ever see her. That has to be the worst thing I have ever done... it's funny, but it's DEFINTELY not one of my better moments. :(

[xaznstylegrlx]

LOL. I was 19. I was in New Market, England (we stopped to get fuel and rest for 2 days on the way to Saudi). Went to a bar, met a chick... took her back to my hotel room. She saw the flight suits and ask what I flew. I told her that I was an F-15 pilot. :lmfao: :lmfao: I also told her that I just got stationed there and was staying in that hotel (New Bedford Lodge) only until I found a house to buy.

We got SHIT FACED, did the do for a few hours and passed out. I woke up, and I saw $50lbs hanging out of her purse. She was OUT COLD. I grabbed my bags, threw on the flight suit (we were leaving that morning) and I stole the 50lbs out of her purse. Me and my crew were eating bkfst when she came down. She said she had a great time and asked where were we going. I said "Uhhh... we gotta fly some missions, but I will call you when we get back in tonight." KNOWING that I would never see her again.

I asked how was she getting home? She said "I can take a a cab, I have $$ upstairs in my purse." I was thinking to myself, "NO THE HELL YOU DON'T B/C I TOOK IT" LOL. I said, "Hey, here is 50lbs... the least I can do is pay your cab fare since I stole you from your friends last night." She said "No, I got $50lbs upstairs... thanks though." I tried and tried to slip/give her the loot but she would not take it.

LOL. I felt like SHIT (still do) b/c I knew that was the last time I would ever see her. That has to be the worst thing I have ever done... it's funny, but it's DEFINTELY not one of my better moments. :(


wow sounds like it could be a movie like the wedding crasher lmao

[The Golden Child]

^ LIRL !!!

[SLOWLYbtngU]

ooooooh I got one...I love this one. "I DON'T FUCK WITH INTERNET GIRLS."

BULLSHIT!!!!!

[The Golden Child]

ooooooh I got one...I love this one. "I DON'T FUCK WITH INTERNET GIRLS."

BULLSHIT!!!!!

LIRL !!!

[StupidBikerBoy]

Best lie.....

I don't know if this is the best, but has to be one of my longest running.

NO! I never slept with Nikki, Stacy, Casey, Michelle, Angela, or Jessica. I thought you knew me better than that! *acting angry*:lmfao:

[xaznstylegrlx]

boys r dawgs >.>

[BABY J]

Nuh uhh!!

[3.14]

one time i was on a pretty popular car forum and i told everyone that i had a friend that lived up north somewhere that he had a crappily kitted prelude and that his other car was a gallardo. that was a good one.

[B16a2 Civic]

ya'll some lyin ass's, i tell you what

[BABY J]

^^ Nuh uhh!! No we're not!! LIAR!!!!


~runs~

[B16a2 Civic]

haha

[The Golden Child]

boys r dawgs >.>

o rly ..

[xaznstylegrlx]

o rly ..
rly :tongue1:

[3.14]

i guess my lie went over some heads...

[BABY J]

^ No we remem. The Prelude was silver right?

[The Ninja]

the best lie i had was i was on this import forum right, and i had pics of my black friend and i pretended i was black so i could say NIGGA all the damn time...was real funny...i think its stil goin

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
the best lie i had was i was on this import forum right, and i had pics of my black friend and i pretended i was black so i could say NIGGA all the damn time...was real funny...i think its stil goin

[RandomGuy]

Best lie.....

I don't know if this is the best, but has to be one of my longest running.

NO! I never slept with Nikki, Stacy, Casey, Michelle, Angela, or Jessica. I thought you knew me better than that! *acting angry*:lmfao:
WTFFFFFFF Halfwit?

[The Ninja]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

wow...whos ever lips those are in ur avatar they are pure sexy...

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:hot:
wow...whos ever lips those are in ur avatar they are pure sexy...

Mine! thank you!!!

[BABY J]

She lies!!! Those are MY lips in her avatar!

[2.2L]

I HAVE A K20 IN MY PRELUDE AND ALSO 4 TURBO CHARGERS AND 2 SUPER CHARGERS WHICH PUSHES ABOUT 400 PSI AND 2000 HP TO THE WHEELS

[B16a2 Civic]

i didn't say make up a lie 2.2l
your best lie was pretendin you could read and comprehend through high school

[SLOWLYbtngU]

She lies!!! Those are MY lips in her avatar!

Lol...No need to lie...Indeed they are mine :D

[BABY J]

^^ You sure? Let me lick 'em and see if it feels familiar. They look like mine to me!!

[knee_grow]

The best lie is when a single prego bitch claims shes happy being pregnant. How in the fuck is having a bastard child the best thing thats happened to them? Muahahaha

[B16a2 Civic]

OH HELL NAH

[MongolPup]

OH SHIT SON!

[BABY J]

The best lie is when a single prego bitch claims shes happy being pregnant. How in the fuck is having a bastard child the best thing thats happened to them? Muahahaha

DAYUM!!!! I'ma pull up a chair RIGHT HERE and watch this shit. It's goin' DOWN SON!!!

[knee_grow]

Shit we all know its the truth. I've haven't known a young single mother just admit...YES I MADE A MISTAKE. It's always some shit about how happy they are.. WTF..it took gettin knocked to open your eyes to the obstacle we call life? They need to stop tryin to play off the fact they were a piece of ass....that's it! Just a quick and easy lay. Thank god I don't live in Ga anymore. Our tax dollars will be going to help raise those kids.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

^^ You sure? Let me lick 'em and see if it feels familiar. They look like mine to me!!


lol...Nice come back...Speechless.. :o

[The Golden Child]

whoaz wth is going on in here ..

[SLOWLYbtngU]

whoaz wth is going on in here ..


Did u read that shit? Damn...damn...damn

[The Golden Child]

yea scrappy gunna get scrappy ..

[ahmonrah]

one time i was on a pretty popular car forum and i told everyone that i had a friend that lived up north somewhere that he had a crappily kitted prelude and that his other car was a gallardo. that was a good one.low blow, think i've heard that one B4

[ahmonrah]

my funniest lie: a friend of mine(white kid) had this rediculously powerful pellet rifle when i was in 8th grade, scoped and everything. well this chick i was fucking with at the time had pissed me off and there were about 8 of us at his house that day. well i went to the backyard to start pickin off wildlife and she came out into the backyard looking for me. i was in the far corner of the yard and wasnt seen. i put her on the scope and all she knows is that the sliding glass door next to her shatters and i jump up like "OMG, i thought this thing was empty!!!" she's shaking and crying and all her little friends are like "OMG you almost hit her!!" i'm like "i thought it was empty?! i'm sorry!!"

[B16a2 Civic]

my funniest lie: a friend of mine(white kid) had this rediculously powerful pellet rifle when i was in 8th grade, scoped and everything. well this chick i was fucking with at the time had pissed me off and there were about 8 of us at his house that day. well i went to the backyard to start pickin off wildlife and she came out into the backyard looking for me. i was in the far corner of the yard and wasnt seen. i put her on the scope and all she knows is that the sliding glass door next to her shatters and i jump up like "OMG, i thought this thing was empty!!!" she's shaking and crying and all her little friends are like "OMG you almost hit her!!" i'm like "i thought it was empty?! i'm sorry!!"


bwahaha

[BABY J]

^^ I'm telling!

[xaznstylegrlx]

fuck guys...
fuck em all! I'm thru with guys!!!!!!

[B16a2 Civic]

fuck guys...
fuck em all! I'm thru with guys!!!!!!

well we dont want you anyway

[ahmonrah]

i wasnt a bad kid though.....
~smirks~

[ahmonrah]

fuck guys...
fuck em all! I'm thru with guys!!!!!!u can fuck 'em all if you want to, but, i'd recommed you either fuck with AHMONRAH or BABY J. you'll be thru with all other guys!! if not dont make me go find my childhood buddy with the scoped pellet gun:ninja: !!! :lmfao: :lmfao:

[BABY J]

u can fuck 'em all if you want to, but, i'd recommed you either fuck with AHMONRAH or BABY J. you'll be thru with all other guys!! if not dont make me go find my childhood buddy with the scoped pellet gun:ninja: !!! :lmfao: :lmfao:

+1 HA HA.

[TRINI4LIFE]

The best lie is when a single prego bitch claims shes happy being pregnant. How in the fuck is having a bastard child the best thing thats happened to them? Muahahaha

~~~~HOLDS HEAD WITH BOTH HANDS~~~~~ Geezan aages.....

[ahmonrah]

oh...another lie....."i just want to put the head in..."

[BABY J]

BWA BWA HA HA HA!!!! "I know it's big, but I will be gentle I swear!" LMAO!!!

[TRINI4LIFE]

oh...another lie....."i just want to put the head in..."

That a classic one that I have used many and many of times.....

Here is another one.. Nah babes I just want to feel how wett it is

[BABY J]

"We don't have to have sex. I just wanna eat it."



* 5 mins later*



"OH! OH! OH! OH BABY J!" LOL

[thinkfast®]

heres a good lie

"baby j makes good threads and/or posts. and he is well respected"

:no: :lmfao:

[BABY J]

heres a good lie

"baby j makes good threads and/or posts. and he is well respected"

:no: :lmfao:

I've made plenty of good threads. Most depend on the ability of people to think outside the box, or people to see sarcasm... something this site lacks at times. But I live again to post another day. LOL. Ass!!! LOL

[thinkfast®]

yea I think outside the box nigga, but the shit you post sometimes, I dont know what box you were in to begin with.. wow

[B16a2 Civic]

wild!

[ahmonrah]

BWA BWA HA HA HA!!!! "I know it's big, but I will be gentle I swear!" LMAO!!!bwahahahaa!!! :lmfao: 2 strokes later , swingin for the fences!!!!

[ahmonrah]

it's good the think outside the box. i guess i always do, it's crowded in there. i'm claustrophobic.

[Black R]

"just the tip..." LOL

or how about "i swear, i don't know who that bitch is"

[Crowml]

my grandmother died, that's why i didn't show up for the test. erk, i feel bad about that one, lol.

True story.
I once approached an employee and asked him if he believed in reincarnation. Puzzeled, he replied "no". I kindly agree and asked him to pack up his desk, as his "dead" grandmother was on line #2.

Ok, so it's not true. But you laughed and that made it worthwhile.

[ahmonrah]

"just the tip..." LOL

or how about "i swear, i don't know who that bitch is"hell yeah!! or "i'll just go in all the way ONCE and i'll pull out." (and in, and out, and in, and out, and in, and out, OMG, did you cum?!?, oh....MY TURN!)