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HvyArms
09-21-2006, 01:29 PM
I think I'm going to jail tomorrow. Maybe I wont, but punk ass America wants me to have GA plates on my car if I live and drive in GA. Whatever to that. I mean, I plan to get plates, but right now I don't have any plates. And when I go to court tomorrow, they want me to have proof that I have state tags. "I'm sorry your honor, but all I have is an ass that you can kiss!"

I'm hoping for a fine, but something tells me that these bastards are gonna detain me. For what I dont know, it's not like I have anyone to call...except maybe for Joselyn. Maybe I'll call her. But she isn't gonna bail me out.

I have my car registered, I have a DL, and I have Ins. WHY IN THE MUTHAFORNICATION IS APD FUCKIN WITH ME?? Why why why:cry: why?

:Rants Done:

PS. thats my new thing, instead of fuck, I'm gonna stop cursing and say fornication instead. 'You're ugly as fornication' 'You got knocked the fornication out' and so on. I think it'll help me control my language, SO THAT WHEN BITCH ASS COPS PULL ME THE FUCK OVER I WONT TALK RECKLESS TO THEM. Sonsofbitches! uggggggh

The Yousef
09-21-2006, 01:32 PM
...take a deep breathe dude :lmfao:











did you do it?




good...









...now help me kill whitey :fire:

uproot
09-21-2006, 01:32 PM
why dont you go get a tag?

N/A EK
09-21-2006, 01:32 PM
Damn that sucks for you.

HvyArms
09-21-2006, 01:33 PM
...take a deep breathe dude :lmfao:











did you do it?




good...









...now help me kill whitey :fire:


I'm SOOOO ready.

dereksi
09-21-2006, 01:34 PM
Have fun in rights street bro..

The Yousef
09-21-2006, 01:34 PM
WHY IN THE MUTHAFORNICATION IS APD FUCKIN WITH ME?? Why why why:cry: why?


because you're black...and a Muslim


so you're fucked twice!

:lmfao:

HvyArms
09-21-2006, 01:34 PM
why dont you go get a tag?


My car was imported, I have legal Swedish plates. But because they say, what they say, I get a lot of dumbass attention. I expected it, but not to this extent.

HvyArms
09-21-2006, 01:35 PM
Have fun in rights street bro..

It's Rice street, and I should bea......hmmmmm Thanks guy

dereksi
09-21-2006, 01:36 PM
It's Rice street, and I should bea......hmmmmm Thanks guy
Lol yea never been there only heard of it. I enjoyed cobb county jail's hospitality for 9 months,sucked.

VTECin5th
09-21-2006, 01:37 PM
Don't Drop The Soap

The Yousef
09-21-2006, 01:37 PM
Guantanmo (sp?) FTW!

HvyArms
09-21-2006, 01:37 PM
because you're black...and a Muslim


so you're fucked twice!

:lmfao:


I guess so. I'm gonna be the next Nichels, I can see it happening already. :sigh:

The Yousef
09-21-2006, 01:38 PM
I guess so. I'm gonna be the next Nichels, I can see it happening already. :sigh:

it's been nice knowing you bro....

...God Speed and Asalamwalikum

HvyArms
09-21-2006, 01:40 PM
Guantanmo (sp?) FTW!

lol, so if I do go to Guantanamo I'll be the 11th person to actually be charged with a crime, out of the 400+ people that are there for no freakin reason.

JennB
09-21-2006, 01:40 PM
Oh snap! Now that you said you have Swedish tags... I so remember seeing you on the highway last week! I can't remember where we were going though. We talked about your car as we drove by.... it looks niiiiiiice.

The Yousef
09-21-2006, 01:41 PM
out of the 400+ people that are there for no freakin reason.

it's because they're brown and have beards...


...did you not know that is crime?

N/A EK
09-21-2006, 01:41 PM
Chill out dude, or you gonna be there in Jail for a whileeeee

HvyArms
09-21-2006, 01:41 PM
it's been nice knowing you bro....

...God Speed and Asalamwalikum

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

:sigh: just when I was looking forward to Eid.

wa'alaikum salaam

The Yousef
09-21-2006, 01:42 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

:sigh: just when I was looking forward to Eid.

wa'alaikum salaam

that is fine...you can still FedEx my Eid present!!!!:D

Dirty Octopus™
09-21-2006, 01:43 PM
you're not going to go to jail for a tag.
unless you're on probation of sorts.

Peace, The One Who Knows :yes:

japan4racing
09-21-2006, 01:46 PM
seriously...why not just go get a tag...its not hard. if you ask me you did this to yourself. i live in ga and drive in ga and i have a tag on both of my vehicles..its the law. this has nothing to do with ebing black or muslim or whatever the hell else ppl wanna claim they are....it has to do with following the law. put a tag on your car and 100% guarantee that you will never be pulled over for not having tags again....its true just ask the other 12,200 members of this forum

Hulud
09-21-2006, 01:47 PM
this has nothing to do with ebing black or muslim or whatever the hell else ppl wanna claim they are....
wow, they were just joking about that :doh:

dereksi
09-21-2006, 01:48 PM
seriously...why not just go get a tag...its not hard. if you ask me you did this to yourself. i live in ga and drive in ga and i have a tag on both of my vehicles..its the law. this has nothing to do with ebing black or muslim or whatever the hell else ppl wanna claim they are....it has to do with following the law. put a tag on your car and 100% guarantee that you will never be pulled over for not having tags again....its true just ask the other 12,200 members of this forum
I scence a little hostility in that post lol.

The Yousef
09-21-2006, 01:48 PM
this has nothing to do with ebing black or muslim

YES IT DOES!!!!!:2up: :2up: :2up: :2up: :2up: :2up: :2up: :2up:






































...but really he does have a point...just a get a tag and get it over with... :lmfao:

JennB
09-21-2006, 01:50 PM
They threatened to arrest me when I didn't reigster my last car in GA. It was being Lemon Law-ed and I had no access to the car at all but still had an insurance policy on it because I had to have insurance somehow. I guess they match insuance records with registered cars and got more than a little mad at me and started sending all kinds of threatening letters. It took a few calls and letters of my own to get them to chill until I got a new car.

They were not nice at all to deal with.

japan4racing
09-21-2006, 01:50 PM
thats all i was trying to say..get a tag...problem solved. its really simple..and here is the kicker...buy it before your birthday and it only costs $20!!!! for $20 you can be po po free

VTECin5th
09-21-2006, 01:50 PM
hahahah lol why dont you just go get plates, unless you really wonna go to jail

The Yousef
09-21-2006, 01:53 PM
unless you really wonna go to jail

who doesn't?


i mean free room and board, free food, workout facilities, and lots of company and if you want companionship....


:lmfao:

VTECin5th
09-21-2006, 01:55 PM
who doesn't?


i mean free room and board, free food, workout facilities, and lots of company and if you want companionship....


:lmfao:



LMFAO

N/A EK
09-21-2006, 01:59 PM
who doesn't?


i mean free room and board, free food, workout facilities, and lots of company and if you want companionship....


:lmfao:

:lmao:

TeeJay
09-21-2006, 02:32 PM
HURRY UP AND DIE!!!

babygurl
09-21-2006, 02:39 PM
My car was imported, I have legal Swedish plates. But because they say, what they say, I get a lot of dumbass attention. I expected it, but not to this extent.


so why didnt you just post pone the court date, that way you could get the plates?

SLOWLYbtngU
09-21-2006, 02:44 PM
Wow, I randomly did a search for my name...Hmm...Call Joselyn?? Boo, u have yet to "call me back." Hope everything comes out ok...

In other news are u getting a customized tag?

HvyArms
09-21-2006, 02:48 PM
Im gonna get the freakin tags, alfreakinright? freakin geez

SLOWLYbtngU
09-21-2006, 02:49 PM
Im gonna get the freakin tags, alfreakinright? freakin geez


U should ask for CIA 911 ;)

HvyArms
09-21-2006, 02:49 PM
Oh snap! Now that you said you have Swedish tags... I so remember seeing you on the highway last week! I can't remember where we were going though. We talked about your car as we drove by.... it looks niiiiiiice.

Yeah that Mini is hot. I drove across 3 lanes to get a good look at you two.

dereksi
09-21-2006, 02:49 PM
Im gonna get the freakin tags, alfreakinright? freakin geez
wimp. LOL

HvyArms
09-21-2006, 02:51 PM
U should ask for CIA 911 ;)

LOL, the funny thing is that I AM!!

SLOWLYbtngU
09-21-2006, 02:53 PM
LOL, the funny thing is that I AM!!

Then there u go...Problem solved.

Now call NIKKA!!! :taun:

HvyArms
09-21-2006, 03:01 PM
Then there u go...Problem solved.

Now call NIKKA!!! :taun:

Nikka told me not to call her anymore. She said she doesn't have time to "just be friends"....how the hell DONT you have time to just be a friend?

SLOWLYbtngU
09-21-2006, 03:14 PM
Nikka told me not to call her anymore. She said she doesn't have time to "just be friends"....how the hell DONT you have time to just be a friend?

Smart ass...

The question must have been in 3rd person directed at yourself babe..."I will call you back later." To which I responded ok...If it mattered u would have called....If it didnt then we would continue replying to each other's msgs on the board....Guess I got the answer..

BTW-I win! ;)

Oh and on the real if u would like to call me, feel free whenever u like, I am normally bored outta my mind at home...Thank God for Tasuki, Ahmonrah, BTEC, Sgtpoker, and Dirty Octupus last night....

HvyArms
09-21-2006, 03:20 PM
dont you have my number?

SLOWLYbtngU
09-21-2006, 03:27 PM
dont you have my number?


See this is the thing...I do...But I am a stickler on people saying that they will call back and not doing it...U said it, it came out of your mouth, you should do it(not just directed at you.)

So yeah I got it...But I wasnt the one that said "I'll call you back." :D

VTECin5th
09-21-2006, 03:32 PM
he doesn't want the plates he wants to go to jail.

HvyArms
09-21-2006, 03:38 PM
See this is the thing...I do...But I am a stickler on people saying that they will call back and not doing it...U said it, it came out of your mouth, you should do it(not just directed at you.)

So yeah I got it...But I wasnt the one that said "I'll call you back." :D


I did say that huh...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Okay I'll call you tonight.

HvyArms
09-21-2006, 03:38 PM
he doesn't want the plates he wants to go to jail.


I actually wanna dropkick a sentra, really reeeally bad.

~The_Duke~
09-21-2006, 04:16 PM
I actually wanna dropkick a sentra, really reeeally bad.

Just dont drop kick my sentra and we will be cool...:goodjob:

VTECin5th
09-23-2006, 01:43 PM
I actually wanna dropkick a sentra, really reeeally bad.


I wonna drop kick your ass

HvyArms
09-24-2006, 11:08 AM
I wonna drop kick your ass

Im too tall for you to drop kick my ass. You could try a running jump kick though, or maybe a hop kick. Kinda like Karate Kid with the crane kick. But I'd probably bitch slap you while you're setting up for that, so...yeah just dont try it.

Mr_Mischif
09-24-2006, 11:23 AM
who doesn't?


i mean free room and board, free food, workout facilities, and lots of company and if you want companionship....


:lmfao:

I clenched my butthole a little when I read that...yeah...

HvyArms
09-24-2006, 12:00 PM
I clenched my butthole a little when I read that...yeah...


WTMMFI

ahmonrah
09-24-2006, 02:22 PM
I have my car registered, I have a DL, and I have Ins. WHY IN THE MUTHAFORNICATION IS APD FUCKIN WITH ME?? Why why why:cry: why?

:Rant:

PS. thats my new thing, instead of fuck, I'm gonna stop cursing and say fornication instead. 'You're ugly as fornication' 'You got knocked the fornication out' and so on. I think it'll help me control my language, SO THAT WHEN BITCH ASS COPS PULL ME THE FUCK OVER I WONT TALK RECKLESS TO THEM. Sonsofbitches! ugggggghin keeping with your anti-cuss rule you placed yourself on. i've revised your previous statement:

ahem......
~clears keyboard~

......SO THAT WHEN female dog gluteus maximus COPS PULL ME THE fornicate OVER I WONT TALK RECKLESS TO THEM. Sonsoffemale dogs! uggggggh