ATTN: HVYARMS

[HvyArms]

Some of the other moderators and I, have been watching you man. And although you came in swinging, started up a lot of unnecessary beef, we really appreciate your presence. Sure, you've rubbed a few people the wrong way, but they were losers and gays mostly. Although there were a few scraps that were actually noteworthy, and made us all laugh.

First there was BabyJ:
Good kid, pretty well known in the IA crowd, you guys had a little misunderstanding and cleaned it up really well.

Second, there was Ran Kizama:
We're all still scratching our heads about this one. Did you ever "get" him?

Third, there was half of the Whoreslounge:
You're a decent guy, but you've gotta learn that, not everyone shares your incredible sense of humor. We almost banned you for this one.

Fourth, there was QD:
You were clearly on your own with this. OG, versus a newcomer...what were you thinking? You made it out off that beef with your life, and all your limbs intact. Thank God, or...Allah or whoever it is you pray to.

Fifth, (why is there EVEN a fifth one?) there was BTEC:
Lesson one, never ask a man if HIS woman can take YOU out!
Lesson two, dont turn around and ask that same man...if YOU can take HER out instead.:no:
That's not cute buddy, that's how young men get beat the fuck up as well as down.

Anyway though, like I said, we've all be thinking about offering you a position as a Moderator. Yeah yeah, we've seen your request, and we denied them based on your obvious recklessness and your general rookie status. But now, we've come to our senses. Take a little time to think it over, you can either respond her or you can send a PM to either of us. Good Luck.


PS. Don't worry about the haters, they're just jealous that you're so fly and they'll never be.

[BTEC]

ALL IN FAVOR OF A PSYCHOTIC MOD WHO MAKES THREADS TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON SAY "I". ~CRICKETS CHIRPING~

[HvyArms]

hmmm maybe I should poll the whoreslounge, to decide whether or not I should accept their offer....what do you think BTEC?

[B16a2 Civic]

hmmm, what website offered you this?

[Tasuki_Civic]

hahahahaha lol

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:screwy:

[BTEC]

hmmm maybe I should poll the whoreslounge, to decide whether or not I should accept their offer....what do you think BTEC?
I THINK U ALMOST GOT YO ASS WHOOPED FOR NUMBER 5 ON UR LIST BUT UR COOL WITH ME AS FAR AS MODDING GO, WHAT ARE U GONNA MADERATE? THERE IS NOT LOONEY FARMS, I MEAN FORUMS ON THIS SITE.

[HvyArms]

I THINK U ALMOST GOT YO ASS WHOOPED FOR NUMBER 5 ON UR LIST BUT UR COOL WITH ME AS FAR AS MODDING GO, WHAT ARE U GONNA MADERATE? THERE IS NOT LOONEY FARMS, I MEAN FORUMS ON THIS SITE.


What the hell is Looney Farms? I "almost" get my ass kicked like, everyday, let people tell it. F that though, do I have your support? IS YOU DOWN FOOL?

[HvyArms]

hmmm, what website offered you this?


This one?:goodjob: :goodjob:

[B16a2 Civic]

This one?:goodjob: :goodjob:

www.thisone.com
?

[BTEC]

What the hell is Looney Farms? I "almost" get my ass kicked like, everyday, let people tell it. F that though, do I have your support? IS YOU DOWN FOOL?
TO MAKE IT SHORT AND TO THE POINT, FUCK NO!!!!

LOL!!!!!

[HvyArms]

www.thisone.com (http://www.thisone.com/)
?


Exactly, they love me over there. WTF?

[HvyArms]

UR COOL WITH ME AS FAR AS MODDING GO.


You just said you cool with it. Oh now you not? Aight, I got you. Uh huh I got you homie.

[BTEC]

You just said you cool with it. Oh now you not? Aight, I got you. Uh huh I got you homie.
THAT WAS POORLY WRITTEN. ITS WAS MORE LIKE UR COOL WITH ME BUT AS FAR AS MODDING GOES....


SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING.

[HvyArms]

THAT WAS POORLY WRITTEN. ITS WAS MORE LIKE UR COOL WITH ME BUT AS FAR AS MODDING GOES....


SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING.

:ahem: (in my tough thug voice)

Look at ya sig fool, LOOK AT IT! You see that shit? Yeah foo, wh..when I see you...I'ma be the rooster aight. I'm the rooster, and you're the white boy in the sweater. Only thing is, I'ma be holdin a brick, and you gon' do more than just nod that shit off. Word son, word to ya muvah!

[BTEC]

:ahem: (in my tough thug voice)

Look at ya sig fool, LOOK AT IT! You see that shit? Yeah foo, wh..when I see you...I'ma be the rooster aight. I'm the rooster, and you're the white boy in the sweater. Only thing is, I'ma be holdin a brick, and you gon' do more than just nod that shit off. Word son, word to ya muvah!
U MIGHT WANNA BE CAREFUL BC UR NOT THE FIRST ONE TO TALK ALLL TOUGH TRYING TO HYPE URSELF UP TO GET YO ASS WHOOPED. U MIGHT WANNA GO BACK TO UR DRAWING BOARD AND RETHINK THAT PLAN BC THAT WONT WRK AT ALL.

[The Golden Child]

he said he gunna cock slap you .. YUCK !!!

[TeeJay]

boy if theres such a thing as a male attention whore, you are it hvyarms...good lord

[Scrappy]

who be talkin smack to my boy jesse?! HVYARMS dont be doin that!!! lol im not in the mood for ya shiot!

[BTEC]

who be talkin smack to my boy jesse?! HVYARMS dont be doin that!!! lol im not in the mood for ya shiot!
OH SHIT SCRAPPY DOO UP IN THIS MOFO NOW. WHATCHEW GONE DO NOW?

[Scrappy]

OH SHIT SCRAPPY DOO UP IN THIS MOFO NOW. WHATCHEW GONE DO NOW?

not for long just thought i would leg hump ya one time before i head out for the day again :yes: :bump: but im serious... people fuckin nuts messin with us :taun: ive been hiding quite nicely till now :thinking:

[BTEC]

not for long just thought i would leg hump ya one time before i head out for the day again :yes: :bump: but im serious... people fuckin nuts messin with us :taun: ive been hiding quite nicely till now :thinking:
ALWAYS APPRECIATED AS WELL AS ENJOYED. ;)

[HvyArms]

U MIGHT WANNA BE CAREFUL BC UR NOT THE FIRST ONE TO TALK ALLL TOUGH TRYING TO HYPE URSELF UP TO GET YO ASS WHOOPED. U MIGHT WANNA GO BACK TO UR DRAWING BOARD AND RETHINK THAT PLAN BC THAT WONT WRK AT ALL.


You take me way too seriously. You should take yourself seriously, and realize that online beef is stupid. First of all, you don't know me. Secondly, you don't know me. Thirdly, dude I don't know you, so why would I wanna fight you over some words on a screen? FOURTHLY, boy you do NOT know me.

I'll beat the shit out of you, with no one around, and I wont post shit about it on IA or anywhere else. I'll act like it never happened. I don't need internet fans.

Homeboy I'm kidding. Just, repeat that to yourself the next time you THINK I'm trying to start something with you. "He's kidding, he's a dumbass, he's kidding, he dont know me, he's kidding, he's a jerk" whatever it takes. SHEESH

[HvyArms]

boy if theres such a thing as a male attention whore, you are it hvyarms...good lord

GOOD LORD lol

[HvyArms]

After much consideration, I've decided to accept the offer of OG Moderator Omnipotent Grand Master. My one request is that my full name be used to address me, ALWAYS. And that Autofab does my suspension for free, and that Sprayglow paints my car. That is all.