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speedminded
05-25-2005, 06:08 PM
What a bitch, now how am i gonna get away with climbing cranes without the SWAT showing up?!

Tracy
05-25-2005, 06:09 PM
I was getting my hurr did right next door to that jumper while it was happening. Traffic was a mess. JUMP already!!! Your fucking up traffic!!!!

speedminded
05-25-2005, 06:19 PM
I was getting my hurr did right next door to that jumper while it was happening. Traffic was a mess. JUMP already!!! Your fucking up traffic!!!!lol, Get-R-Did!, better yet...Get-R-Wet!

HyPer50
05-25-2005, 06:50 PM
so did he jump or not?

AtifSajid
05-26-2005, 07:54 AM
last i heard he murdered his girlfriend in florida and threw in her in asewage pond or something. Now he is here, fucking up our traffic.

4dmin
05-26-2005, 08:22 AM
bahh swat should use him for shooting practice....

Kristi
05-26-2005, 08:30 AM
what ended up happening? anyone know?

speedracer41
05-26-2005, 08:34 AM
Just jump already, do society a favor!

5thgcelica
05-26-2005, 09:49 AM
hrm. i didnt even hear about this.

Kevykev
05-26-2005, 09:57 AM
damn i didn't watch TV yesterday....

Kristi
05-26-2005, 10:13 AM
i just read something on the news - he is still there saying he is going to jump. negotiaters stayed their all night to try to talk him down....no luck yet.

JUST JUMP ALREADY

5thgcelica
05-26-2005, 10:33 AM
wait wait wait..

that son of a bitch is still up there?!?!

Ruiner
05-26-2005, 10:37 AM
I have an AK-47 and AR-15 in my home. I would glady take him out if they would let me. Shit, I wouldn't even charge the city for the ammo. :)

AtifSajid
05-26-2005, 10:43 AM
^^Hell yeah i wanna see that!

Kevykev
05-26-2005, 10:45 AM
shut up , none of you will shoot anyone!

HEATON
05-26-2005, 11:22 AM
Terri Chiavo his ass till his body just falls.

mocha latte cupcake
05-26-2005, 11:23 AM
WHAT! is this still going on!?!?!?!? did he jump or not! seriously can i at least pelt him with paintballs... maybe that will speed up his decision!

HEATON
05-26-2005, 11:26 AM
IDK whats going on dont really get that kinda news here..lol

speedminded
05-26-2005, 11:36 AM
do we really need a fully armored 4 man team up there...?

trythefly
05-26-2005, 12:40 PM
jesus is the fucktard still up there?

jason are these from your office?

speedminded
05-26-2005, 12:45 PM
jesus is the fucktard still up there?

jason are these from your office?yep and yep

mocha latte cupcake
05-26-2005, 12:50 PM
SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM.... maybe if we Harpoon him we can get him down and save him... well he might get hurt but thats what he gets for holding up traffic...

civic95
05-26-2005, 01:09 PM
SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM.... maybe if we Harpoon him we can get him down and save him... well he might get hurt but thats what he gets for holding up traffic...

Don't forget killing his girlfriend.

Kermit
05-26-2005, 01:33 PM
Speedminded, is that mo'fo' still up there?

Spyder
05-26-2005, 01:35 PM
un real.

Ruiner
05-26-2005, 01:37 PM
shut up , none of you will shoot anyone!

Don't be so sure. There is a lot that you don't know about people and their past.

speedminded
05-26-2005, 02:14 PM
yep, he's still there.

got the word from the fire chief, he says they are going to put the airbag on top of the building under construction and rotate the crane over it, supposedly they have told him their plans...who knows.

They fed him last night...i wouldn't have but i guess they did that just to try to get on his good side. They could have rotated that crane soooo slow last night he would have never known it was being turned...

or they could have gotten a couple helicopters while it was still dark to spot light him (noise to distract and lights to basically blind, could even talk to him with a PA while telling him he's on Real TV or something) then using one of the top cables as a zip line over to the center boom and slide the 15-18 feet down where he sat all night long. It wouldn't have take 6 seconds to get to him and put him in a hold and he would never have known what hit him. Hog tie him and drag is ass down by his feet banging his head on every step. He's armed with a knife, big deal.

speedminded
05-26-2005, 02:16 PM
Don't be so sure. There is a lot that you don't know about people and their past.a cop this morning that was out directing traffic all last night jokingly said, "go ahead and shoot his ass, we won't tell anyone."

Cliff
05-26-2005, 02:37 PM
so this is goin on what 24 hours or more he's been there

Kristi
05-26-2005, 02:40 PM
just shoot him - he killed his girlfriend - an eye for an eye - shoot his ass and let the cars through to ease of traffic.

speedracer41
05-26-2005, 02:42 PM
If he was going to jump, he would have done it already.

B16a2 Civic
05-26-2005, 02:44 PM
id personally just leave him alone, get all the cops and everyoen to just go one with hdey buisness, if he jumps... good, if he doesnt jump... good, he wants attention

Ruiner
05-26-2005, 02:44 PM
id personally just leave him alone, get all the cops and everyoen to just go one with his buisness, if he jumps good, if he doesnt jump good, he wants attention

Not sure if it is attention so much as he wants to delay prison.

Spyder
05-26-2005, 02:45 PM
get us some new pictures! better yet give us a live webcam :)

Cliff
05-26-2005, 02:45 PM
true...if he wanted to jump he would have jumped last night before anyone knew he was there to begin with...he just wants someone to feel sorry for him and talk him down maybe even goin for a plea....i'll come down if ya'll don't fry me

Kevykev
05-26-2005, 02:56 PM
Don't be so sure. There is a lot that you don't know about people and their past.

indirectly telling me something sir?

Kristi
05-26-2005, 02:56 PM
"i saw a shootout once live on tv that went on for so long that the criminal got frustrated and just shot himself. and the cops are on tv whining about it to saying "hes got on body armor, hes got on body armor", i'm watching it live on CNN saying "I can see his head - shoot him in the head"

sorry - that just popped into my head from one of Ron White's skits

B16a2 Civic
05-26-2005, 03:14 PM
"i saw a shootout once live on tv that went on for so long that the criminal got frustrated and just shot himself. and the cops are on tv whining about it to saying "hes got on body armor, hes got on body armor", i'm watching it live on CNN saying "I can see his head - shoot him in the head"

sorry - that just popped into my head from one of Ron White's skits


soometimes thought should stay in the head and not transfered to the mouth



oh im just joshin around

Kristi
05-26-2005, 03:15 PM
lol, whatever ;)

B16a2 Civic
05-26-2005, 03:17 PM
those devilish penguins.....

did he trip yet and fall off?

The Yousef
05-26-2005, 03:17 PM
i say we go up there and shoot him with a bunch of BB pellets...that'll be motivation to jump!

Ruiner
05-26-2005, 03:27 PM
indirectly telling me something sir?

I'm just telling you that a blanket statement such as the one that you said isn't completely accurate.

I won't tell you everything about my past (because, frankly, there is a ton), but I will tell you about the most recent event that has involved a gun. I put a gun, a Glock 23 (.40 cal) actually, to the head of a mid-40 yr old bum/vagrant who got into the passenger side of my car at a gas station at 12:30am one night. Would I have shot him had made any sudden movements? Yes. Did I believe that I was about to be robbed or carjacked? Yes. Would I have been legally able to shoot this man? Yes. Did I freak out? No. I was perfectly calm and handled the situation as I had been taught back when I was a teenager. Remember, my father was a judge for ~25 years. In order to get at him, many people wanted to hurt me. I am his oldest son. I have been in situations that would make for a great book.

Spyder
05-26-2005, 03:46 PM
which car were you driving? and how did he mistake it for his? lol

Spyder
05-26-2005, 03:46 PM
oh and where is our live web cam feed?

Ruiner
05-26-2005, 03:56 PM
which car were you driving? and how did he mistake it for his? lol

Porsche 911 turbo and he knew that it wasn't his as I was in the driver's seat.

B16a2 Civic
05-26-2005, 03:58 PM
did that guy ask for a ride?

Ruiner
05-26-2005, 04:00 PM
did that guy ask for a ride?

No. He just opened my car door, got half way in, and was mumbling incoherently.

B16a2 Civic
05-26-2005, 04:03 PM
ooh ok, well with a expensive car with that i dont blame you...probably a drunk bum

speedminded
05-26-2005, 04:04 PM
No. He just opened my car door, got half way in, and was mumbling incoherently....i got out as soon as the cold metal touched my temple, i just wanted to hear the turbo's spool, what's wrong with that? :dunno:

Spyder
05-26-2005, 04:05 PM
Porsche 911 turbo and he knew that it wasn't his as I was in the driver's seat.

there is no telling what dude was on , maybe he just thought you would take him for a little joy ride lol.

The Yousef
05-26-2005, 04:06 PM
...i got out as soon as the cold metal touched my temple, i just wanted to hear the turbo's spool, what's wrong with that? :dunno:

:lmfao:
^i don't blame you one bit...lol

speedminded
05-26-2005, 04:08 PM
Live webcam would rock...reminds me of, what was it...a 'without a trace' episode i think where the guy kidnapped the heiress and had an online poll site with live webcam...kill her or not...if the poll reached a certain point then he was going to do it...

We have a couple pools going around the office on how he's getting back to earth :P


If he was going to jump, he would have done it already.not true, a guy jumped here after 24hrs back in 2001...from a crane. (of course he may have just fallen asleep too, oops)

Spyder
05-26-2005, 04:11 PM
was it his brother?

Kevykev
05-26-2005, 06:05 PM
Yes. Did I believe that I was about to be robbed or carjacked? Yes. Would I have been legally able to shoot this man? Yes. Did I freak out? No. I was perfectly calm and handled the situation as I had been taught back when I was a teenager. Remember, my father was a judge for ~25 years. In order to get at him, many people wanted to hurt me. I am his oldest son. I have been in situations that would make for a great book.



well that is GRAND. You made rational judgements that night which happen to be inconsistent with your 'shooting the jumper' with your AR-15 quote (which was sarcasm anyway) so there really is no argument here.

5thgcelica
05-26-2005, 09:33 PM
so is the bitch still up there?!

Cliff
05-26-2005, 10:04 PM
yep 31 hours

Brett
05-26-2005, 10:10 PM
They need to move the damn crane so his stupid ass looses his balance and falls and splatters his ass on the cement, He is a fuckin murder anyways and then they can reopen Peachtree Rd.

Cliff
05-26-2005, 10:48 PM
i love how they keep reffering to him as a "suspected murderer" no he is doin this because he is innocent stupids...lol i understand innocent till proven guilty but i feel he has been proven guilty and we should go ahead and carry out the death sentence

Julio
05-26-2005, 11:00 PM
did he jump yet ?

Brett
05-26-2005, 11:05 PM
Nope, Someone needs to shine a laser pointer in his eye tonight so he falls off, let his ass slam to the ground

yerrow
05-26-2005, 11:06 PM
shit or get off the pot

Cliff
05-26-2005, 11:09 PM
he's gonna have to use the bathroom eventually and i feel sorry for the cops standing below and they said his legs are gettin really really wobbly

5thgcelica
05-26-2005, 11:22 PM
someone just spit on him from a helicopter or something....

thinkfast®
05-26-2005, 11:39 PM
This is the gayest shit ever... I would shake the crane til his stoopid ass fell off, damn I just dont get some people.

5thgcelica
05-27-2005, 12:35 AM
ive got $5 he falls asleep tonight and dies.

chrisdavis
05-27-2005, 05:01 AM
ive got $5 he falls asleep tonight and dies.

You would lose cuz hes still up there as I type

HEATON
05-27-2005, 06:05 AM
LOL..Well Guess what. It just made International news.. (CNN WORLDWIDE) "Strange stand off in Atlanta, Georgia as a man is standing on a crane in its 39th hour."

HEATON
05-27-2005, 06:14 AM
I believe this coulld been done for several reason. 1. He knew it was a way to maybe get off of the murder with a not guilty plea due to insanity. 2. Doesnt wann go to prison but doesnt have the balls to actualy kill himself also, when authorities come to get him he threatens the life of one of the cops, which causes a term known as " Suiside by Cop" where basically you go as far as you can till the cops have no choice just to shoot you. 3. JUST A DUMB ASS MUTHA FUCKA THATS HAS TO RUIN EVERYBODY'S FUCKING DAY..LOL Oh dont let me forget #4...After all the other weird BS that happens in GA with the court room shooting and Runaway Bride, he knew he'd deffiantly make International news if he did something like this in ATL. Climbing to the top of the White House was his second choice, which i think woulda been a hella lot funnier bc his ass would already been thrashed by several of the sniper team. (which ive met some of and they some cool ass crazy mofos)

5thgcelica
05-27-2005, 08:14 AM
so this is the 3rd time in the past month that atlanta has made internationalnews..
great.

B16a2 Civic
05-27-2005, 08:55 AM
so is he still there?

HEATON
05-27-2005, 09:01 AM
so this is the 3rd time in the past month that atlanta has made internationalnews..
great.

Roddge.

speedminded
05-27-2005, 09:55 AM
He's still up there...they've been fucking with him all night long. Spotlight, sirens, and stuff on a PA as soon as he started to doze off. This morning they put a concrete mixer up on the winch and been chasing him with it...he eventually wrapped a cable around it but it snapped....he then broke loose and dropped one of those big halogen/sulfide lights. I got a pic of him within 6 feet of the swap members at like 9am...as soon as he started to throw shit down i would have turned the AR-15 to 3 round burst and be blasting rubber bullets at him...either he'll jump or give up.

He's been offered food and drinks but has refused all of it, he was dancing around earlier like he was walking down a sidewalk...he's getting to that point where you are no longer tired, just completely delirious...it's fun but within a few hours you'll just pass out. The longest I've been up is 92 hrs, no drugs at all but you still start seeing things....

B16a2 Civic
05-27-2005, 09:58 AM
Lol this is crazy, i wonder if this will effect HIN 2morrow Lol

A.P. Photography
05-27-2005, 09:59 AM
Naw, HIN is way out of the way from where this is

B16a2 Civic
05-27-2005, 10:00 AM
ooh ok, i sure didn't know...Thanks Teg ;)

Spyder
05-27-2005, 10:20 AM
Jump already!

speedminded
05-27-2005, 12:41 PM
He's taking a nap right now, i got back from lunch and the police chief's helicopter was hovering right next to him, i couldn't get up to my floor to get a picture in time though....

Here's one this morning when they just about lunged at him then he took off to his little perch again...

Kristi
05-27-2005, 04:59 PM
how is he using the bathroom? that is my question...i mean is he just pissing off the side of the crane? and i don't even want to know about number 2.

Kermit
05-27-2005, 05:04 PM
...

Spyder
05-27-2005, 05:04 PM
how is he using the bathroom? that is my question...i mean is he just pissing off the side of the crane? and i don't even want to know about number 2.

here.

Spyder
05-27-2005, 05:05 PM
wow. great minds think alike.

Kermit
05-27-2005, 05:06 PM
jinx

Spyder
05-27-2005, 05:10 PM
bastard.

Kermit
05-27-2005, 05:11 PM
lol

1. Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.

Never thought I'd be whore'n up the boards.

speedminded
05-27-2005, 05:12 PM
he hasn't eaten nor drinken anything so no need to go, bet he's gonna have a nice lil audience tonight...

Kermit
05-27-2005, 05:12 PM
Do tell...I wanna come play

speedminded
05-27-2005, 05:18 PM
Do tell...I wanna come playI'm about to go make an offer on a house but probably plenty of time to play with him tonight....i could fuck with him using my laser pointers...arg, i wish i had a green laser!

Hmmm...how about a .22 with a low velocity round and a 2 liter coke bottle as a silencer? May be able to paint the bottle black and use it as a flash suppressor too.

Spyder
05-27-2005, 05:24 PM
once he splatters they will never notice the bullet hole in him either lol.

Kermit
05-27-2005, 05:24 PM
Spyderman and I came up with an excellent idea the other day...I own a 3-person slingshot and we thought that flaming tennis balls filled with gasoline would be highly amusing.

Spyder
05-27-2005, 05:26 PM
Spyderman and I came up with an excellent idea the other day...I own a 3-person slingshot and we thought that flaming tennis balls filled with gasoline would be highly amusing.

the thought of this still makes me giggle like a school girl.

Kermit
05-27-2005, 05:32 PM
I'm about to go out into the garage to see if I can find the slingshot just in case...

speedminded
05-27-2005, 05:33 PM
Spyderman and I came up with an excellent idea the other day...I own a 3-person slingshot and we thought that flaming tennis balls filled with gasoline would be highly amusing.naww, gasoline too harsh....mebe diesel or kerosene.

speedminded
05-27-2005, 05:34 PM
I'm about to go out into the garage to see if I can find the slingshot just in case...i have 3 mouse balls left and 1 fukin gigantic ball bearing...2" diameter.

Kermit
05-27-2005, 05:40 PM
No luck in the garage. I'm going to look in the attic, I know I put that thing somewhere.

Kermit
05-27-2005, 07:24 PM
Alright, I gave up on the slingshot and went to eat some mexican food instead. We'll have to come up with a plan B

HyPer50
05-27-2005, 07:50 PM
Alright, I gave up on the slingshot and went to eat some mexican food instead. We'll have to come up with a plan B


Plan B. Shoot waterbaloons at him full of KY or some other lube. Even if the shot doesn't knock him off, I guarantee you he'll slip eventually heh.

The Ren
05-27-2005, 08:11 PM
oh my god i cant believe this shit is still going on.. dumbass needs to be shot and then all this bs would be over with.. Dumbass..

snatch
05-27-2005, 08:13 PM
geronimo!

Kermit
05-27-2005, 08:57 PM
Plan B. Shoot waterbaloons at him full of KY or some other lube. Even if the shot doesn't knock him off, I guarantee you he'll slip eventually heh.

That was my original plan, but I was thinking baby oil. Due to the fact that this would be done in the darkness of night, I think flamage is a must. Which brings me to this thought/question...what's highly slippery and flamable? I'm drawing a blank, but what ever that substance is would be an ideal substitue for gasoline.

RBpoweredSileighty
05-27-2005, 10:13 PM
haha this is nuts!

never_finished
05-28-2005, 02:08 AM
whats the time count at now? we were in buckhead earlier, and it was crazy, people standing on the sidewalks everywhere just watching. Hopefully he does something interesting.

HEATON
05-28-2005, 04:01 AM
They should get some big speaker and have a message like "This is God....DO it..JUMP FUCKER!" or play some really bad music to the point he cant take it anymore and give up, like they do in the movies.

HyPer50
05-28-2005, 05:21 AM
Eh, well it's over. No splatter. They tasered him... I would of expected him to fall, but supposedly they grabbed him.

eViLMunkey
05-28-2005, 08:35 AM
I would've let his ass fall

tony
05-28-2005, 08:55 AM
i wish the weather called for thunder and lightning the first night he climbed his ass up there

quickdodge®
05-28-2005, 09:45 AM
or play some really bad music to the point he cant take it anymore and give up, .

Like any Lil Jon track. Later, QD.