I'm Hungry ..reasoning and popsicle riddles...

[LiL PaKi]

Alright so many of you guys know that my dad is a bird fanatic and we've had peacocks and now we have quails and chickens on our property...

well my dad killed and cooked a couple of the chickens... i'm one of those people that if you kill something infront of me or know of what animal was killed I WILL NOT EAT IT... if we buy the meat from the store its ok though.

well we have that, rice, squash, and bread for dinner... skippin dinner cuz of the chicken and i despise most vegitables.. i skipped dinner last night too cuz after NOPI i came home and passed out.. i had breakfast though and 4 pop sicles and a gogurt during the day so technically no lunch either.. and its STORMING like no tomorrow outside..

grrr i guess i'll go buy something when the weather settles down or go attempt to cook something... :cry:

here are some popsicle riddles cuz i'm bored..


"how do small people travel"
..............in a MINI-van

"What has two banks but no money?" (had two of the same riddle)
...................... a river

"Why was the turtle shy?"
......he wouldn't come out of his shell

[~The_Duke~]

wow they havent got any better over the yrs...

[LiL PaKi]

wow they havent got any better over the yrs...

yea i know right damn popsicle people and there old jokes.. i guess they assume that once the child gets older they wont eat em anymore and so it'll be "new" to the next generation.

[LiL PaKi]

my mom is making me some ramen noodles since i refused to eat dinner...

[~The_Duke~]

Well it seems to have worked so far cas when I used to have nieses and a nephew they got a very big kick out of them...

[~The_Duke~]

my mom is making me some ramen noodles since i refused to eat dinner...

Do you not know how to cook ramen?!?!?!?

[Z32redondo]

Well it seems to have worked so far cas when I used to have nieses and a nephew they got a very big kick out of them...

What happend to them?????

[Mr_Mischif]

wow they havent got any better over the yrs...

Yeah, it's like Brett works at the popsicle stick factory LOL

[~The_Duke~]

What happend to them?????

I feed them to my pet alligator in my backyard...he was hungry and had not had red meat in a while...




















I got a divorce and they were on my ex's side of the family...

[LiL PaKi]

Do you not know how to cook ramen?!?!?!?


i offered but mom said she'll make it so i was like cool.

[The Golden Child]

come over Aisha with some im hungry ..

[umairejaz]

i just had some fuckin huge ass king crab legs ftmfw... seriously they were REALLY good

[RandomGuy]

i got a riddle for you


What is a useless thread?
























answer: http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=81694

[umairejaz]

Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.
The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.

Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it too.

When he arrived back at the beach Ms Lobster exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?

"Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."

She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!" lol
































....i then ate them both

[TheSnail]

How much do you want for one of them Quails?

[The Golden Child]

i have a riddle :

whats brown and small and weighs 100 lbs ??

[TheSnail]

LilPaki?

[The Golden Child]

rep for you ..

[TheSnail]

Hell yeah I'm Columbo!

[The Golden Child]

ok heres another one ..

you turn the box 3 times around ..
shows a letter each time around ..

what is it ..

[LiL PaKi]

How much do you want for one of them Quails?

2 for $5... or $3ea.

[Annihilation]

Damn Sis you missed out that chicken was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!!

[LiL PaKi]

i just had some fuckin huge ass king crab legs ftmfw... seriously they were REALLY good

u didnt save me any... you "shellfish" bastard!!!

[TheSnail]

2 for $5... or $3ea.


Wow, I was expecting like $20-50. I want one to keep around the house.

[LiL PaKi]

Damn Sis you missed out that chicken was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!!


shut up :2up: haha

[LiL PaKi]

Wow, I was expecting like $20-50. I want one to keep around the house.

they are lil right now.. check out the thread but they are about 5 times bigger than the pics now...
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78606

[The Golden Child]

Damn Sis you missed out that chicken was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[umairejaz]

u didnt save me any... you "shellfish" bastard!!!


uhmm... next time :D

[quickdodge®]

I thought there was an LNC section? Later, QD.

[ahmonrah]

my mom is making me some ramen noodles since i refused to eat dinner...well the next time your dad whacks a chicken and cooks it, i'll take your place at the dinner table!

[ahmonrah]

damn.....that opening statement can easily be misinterpreted......

[~The_Duke~]

well the next time your dad whacks a chicken and cooks it, i'll take your place at the dinner table!

If someone happens to wack you, and you cant make it to the dinner table I will sit there in your sted..

[ahmonrah]

lol! fasho!

[RandomGuy]

Wow, I was expecting like $20-50. I want one to keep around the house.
i was thinkin the same til i found out they can fly away..... i say u get fishing line and tie it to their feet then give them a good maybe 100 feet of flyspace... ya know... and then bust out the 22 with supersonic rounds ;)

[Annihilation]

i was thinkin the same til i found out they can fly away..... i say u get fishing line and tie it to their feet then give them a good maybe 100 feet of flyspace... ya know... and then bust out the 22 with supersonic rounds ;)



LOL Hasaan u always make me laugh!

[civic95]

You passed up fresh chicken? There is nothing better than chicken that was alive 1 hr ago.

[Sammich]

this is worse than a brett repost

[LiL PaKi]

diaf!

[Sammich]

diaf!

i tried, but since im a part of the 'pete camp' im unable too..what else ya got

[B16a2 Civic]

Alright so many of you guys know that my dad is a bird fanatic


NO, I DIDNT KNOW THAT, ELABORATE

[Sammich]

NO, I DIDNT KNOW THAT, ELABORATE

be real son, nobody cares about her dads fascination w/ birds..*hides*

[LiL PaKi]

NO, I DIDNT KNOW THAT, ELABORATE

i'm guessing you never saw the Peacock FS thread a while back ...

[LiL PaKi]

phatboi!!!!... if i ever see u in person better watch out! fuck that.. i'll get yousef to bomb ur ass :)

[The Golden Child]

LIRL !!!

[Sammich]

phatboi!!!!... if i ever see u in person better watch out! fuck that.. i'll get yousef to bomb ur ass :)

*does the black girl head roll thing*

why cant you do it yourself you skeered :lmfao:

[The Golden Child]

*does the black girl head roll thing*

why cant you do it yourself you skeered :lmfao:

:gay:

[LiL PaKi]

*does the black girl head roll thing*

why cant you do it yourself you skeered :lmfao:

No i'm not scared... why do it myself when i can have someone else do it for me :tongue:

[Sammich]

:gay:

LOL'rz

[Sammich]

No i'm not scared... why do it myself when i can have someone else do it for me :tongue:

just do it paki..DO ME

[LiL PaKi]

just do it paki..DO ME

:umno:

[Sammich]

LIRL..gosh..cant u just say yes

[LiL PaKi]

LIRL..gosh..cant u just say yes

yes:thinking:? what does yes mean? that's definetly a new word in my vocabulary...

[The Golden Child]

LIRL !!!

[Sammich]

:thinking: :thinking: :thinking: