Ruiner
09-18-2006, 10:01 AM
A friend from another board wrote this about me, so I thought that I would share. I can't stop laughing...:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
THE PERFECT DAY FOR RUINER
6:43 sleep interrupted by persons of color attempting to steal Porsche 911 Turbo
6:44 burst into garage, mow down persons of color with AK-47
6:54 police arrive, compliments on marksmanship and choice of weapon for home defense
7:30 breakfast in tastefully-decorated dining area
8:00 leave for work
8:05 stop to fill Porsche 911 Turbo
8:06 display weapon to encroaching indigent, make mental note to tell OT about this
8:10 near fender-bender with landscaping truck
8:11 occupants of truck approach Porsche, appear agitated
8:12 deliver fatal headshots to each with H&K pistol, left-handed, while dialing 911 on cell
8:15 Doraville police arrive on scene, more compliments on marksmanship
8:25 Local Homeland Security representatives arrive, awarded "Freedom Fighter" status on the spot.
9:00 arrive at work
9:01 create thread discussing morning's events
12:00 leave for lunch
12:30 Arrive @ Chops w/father, numerous high-ranking GA officials
12:35 Apps, champagne, light banter centering on gun laws
12:40 dark-skinned waiter approaches table clutching package
12:41 waiter falls to the ground in a hail of fire
12:42 high-fives and good-natured arguing about who was first to hit center-mass
12:50 Police arrive on scene, package turns out to be a special recognition plaque from the NRA, but since you "can't be too careful" no charges are filed
1:00 Steaks and assorted side items arrive
2:00 back to work
2:01 more threads on OT
6:00 leave work, head to trendy club
6:25 doorman ushers you to private table
6:30 local pro athlete and entourage are seated next to you
6:31 blackberry post to OT mentioning athlete by name w/cam phone pic
10:00 arrive home, girlfriend has thoughtfully collected brass casings from garage and had them melted into Porsche statuette by local artist
10:05 post pics of brass Porsche on OT
11:00 bed, still-warm Glock nestled under pillow
THE PERFECT DAY FOR RUINER
6:43 sleep interrupted by persons of color attempting to steal Porsche 911 Turbo
6:44 burst into garage, mow down persons of color with AK-47
6:54 police arrive, compliments on marksmanship and choice of weapon for home defense
7:30 breakfast in tastefully-decorated dining area
8:00 leave for work
8:05 stop to fill Porsche 911 Turbo
8:06 display weapon to encroaching indigent, make mental note to tell OT about this
8:10 near fender-bender with landscaping truck
8:11 occupants of truck approach Porsche, appear agitated
8:12 deliver fatal headshots to each with H&K pistol, left-handed, while dialing 911 on cell
8:15 Doraville police arrive on scene, more compliments on marksmanship
8:25 Local Homeland Security representatives arrive, awarded "Freedom Fighter" status on the spot.
9:00 arrive at work
9:01 create thread discussing morning's events
12:00 leave for lunch
12:30 Arrive @ Chops w/father, numerous high-ranking GA officials
12:35 Apps, champagne, light banter centering on gun laws
12:40 dark-skinned waiter approaches table clutching package
12:41 waiter falls to the ground in a hail of fire
12:42 high-fives and good-natured arguing about who was first to hit center-mass
12:50 Police arrive on scene, package turns out to be a special recognition plaque from the NRA, but since you "can't be too careful" no charges are filed
1:00 Steaks and assorted side items arrive
2:00 back to work
2:01 more threads on OT
6:00 leave work, head to trendy club
6:25 doorman ushers you to private table
6:30 local pro athlete and entourage are seated next to you
6:31 blackberry post to OT mentioning athlete by name w/cam phone pic
10:00 arrive home, girlfriend has thoughtfully collected brass casings from garage and had them melted into Porsche statuette by local artist
10:05 post pics of brass Porsche on OT
11:00 bed, still-warm Glock nestled under pillow