Brett
05-25-2005, 08:12 AM
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
>partially buried in the sand.
>
> >He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
>
> >Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
>wishes.
>
> >The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
>
> >The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom in a mansion
> >surrounded
>by
>50 beautiful women. he makes love to all of them and begins to explore
>the house.
>
> >Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and
> >the
>floor is amass with $100 bills.
>
> >Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there
> >are
>two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
>
> >They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb
> >and
>hang him by the neck until he's dead.
>
> > As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods: it's the
> > two
>blonde genies.
>
> >One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand the first
> >wish
>having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I
>can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire... but why he
>wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me!
>partially buried in the sand.
>
> >He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
>
> >Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
>wishes.
>
> >The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
>
> >The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom in a mansion
> >surrounded
>by
>50 beautiful women. he makes love to all of them and begins to explore
>the house.
>
> >Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and
> >the
>floor is amass with $100 bills.
>
> >Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there
> >are
>two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
>
> >They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb
> >and
>hang him by the neck until he's dead.
>
> > As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods: it's the
> > two
>blonde genies.
>
> >One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand the first
> >wish
>having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I
>can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire... but why he
>wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me!