{X}Echo419
09-15-2006, 02:44 PM
> > Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the
> > other,
> > >a Chihuahua.
> >
> > >As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to
> > >her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
> >
> > >The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got
> > >dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as
I
> do."
> >
> > >They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a
> > >pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door
> > >said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman
> > >said, "You don't understand. This is my guide dog."
> >
> > >The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" The woman said, "Yes, they're using
> > >them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
> >
> > >The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a
> > >Chihuahua was a guide dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,
> "What the heck,"
> > >so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again
> > >the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman said,
> > >"You don't understand. This is my guide dog." The bouncer said, "A
> Chihuahua?"
> >
> >
> > >The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a
> > >fucking Chihuahua???!!!"
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
> > other,
> > >a Chihuahua.
> >
> > >As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to
> > >her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
> >
> > >The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got
> > >dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as
I
> do."
> >
> > >They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a
> > >pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door
> > >said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman
> > >said, "You don't understand. This is my guide dog."
> >
> > >The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" The woman said, "Yes, they're using
> > >them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
> >
> > >The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a
> > >Chihuahua was a guide dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,
> "What the heck,"
> > >so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again
> > >the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman said,
> > >"You don't understand. This is my guide dog." The bouncer said, "A
> Chihuahua?"
> >
> >
> > >The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a
> > >fucking Chihuahua???!!!"
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: