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Brett
09-14-2006, 07:18 AM
> >> >Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
>looks over at him and asks the question:
> >> >
> >> >WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
> >> >
> >> >HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> >> >
> >> >WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
> >> >
> >> >HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> >> >
> >> >WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> >> >
> >> >HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
> >> >
> >> >WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
> >> >
> >> >HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
> >> >
> >> >WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
> >> >
> >> >HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
> >> >
> >> >WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> >> >
> >> >HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> >> >
> >> >WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
> >> >
> >> >HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
> >> >
> >> >WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> >> >
> >> >HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
> >> >
> >> >WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
> >> >
> >> >HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
> >> >
> >> >WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
> >> >
> >> >HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
> >> >
> >> >WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
> >> >
> >> >HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
> >> >
> >> >WIFE: -- silence --
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >HUSBAND: "shit."
Nemesis
09-14-2006, 07:20 AM
man these damn things are nothing but reposts.

Im not clicking any of your damned threads ole man!!!!!
Hulud
09-14-2006, 07:21 AM
kill her now, she knows too much
Brett
09-14-2006, 07:41 AM
man these damn things are nothing but reposts.

Im not clicking any of your damned threads ole man!!!!!


DFS says FUK U
Sammich
09-14-2006, 07:47 AM
LIRL..the question is.."Would you read one of Bretts early morning threads again?"
..and your answer is...
hemi
09-14-2006, 07:48 AM
LIRL.... +1
abdullah9018
09-14-2006, 07:54 AM
dam thats funny
Princess12
09-14-2006, 09:42 AM
Lol.... that's funny
The Golden Child
09-14-2006, 09:49 AM
this shit is old just like you Brett ..

* throws rocks - apples - tomatoes - water bottles *
BluesClues
09-14-2006, 10:09 AM
I thought it was funny. Had to read the last part a second time to get it, but Brett stop posting these old ass jokes!!!!
Sammich
09-14-2006, 10:49 AM
and you would think as old as this bastard is he would have seen em before, but NOOOOOOOOO...he's acting all new like this is fresh material..old tool
The Golden Child
09-14-2006, 10:54 AM
^ LIRL ..

TELL HIM AGAIN !!!
Sammich
09-14-2006, 11:06 AM
^ LIRL ..

TELL HIM AGAIN !!!

and you would think as old as this bastard is he would have seen em before, but NOOOOOOOOO...he's acting all new like this is fresh material..old tool

OLD TOOL:lmfao: :lmfao:
8bangin302
09-14-2006, 02:55 PM
repost or not..so funny..:lmfao: :lmfao: