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babygurl
09-11-2006, 02:44 PM
BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police officer Peter Polak told Reuters.

"I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added.

The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.

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Spyder
09-11-2006, 02:45 PM
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

*breath*

BahahhahahhahhahhHAHAHHAHAhaaahHAH!

hemi
09-11-2006, 02:50 PM
:jerkit: :smileowne :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

The Golden Child
09-11-2006, 03:01 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

* rubs stomach * AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

TRINI4LIFE
09-11-2006, 03:04 PM
A man gotta do what a mans gotta do

TeeJay
09-11-2006, 03:18 PM
hey my names not driver anymore

HeLLo iM iZzY
09-11-2006, 04:26 PM
buuuuuuuuahahhaaahahhaahah

TheSnail
09-11-2006, 05:12 PM
Dumbass Slovak making me look bad lol

koukis14
09-11-2006, 05:27 PM
"so did he cum. JESUS man theres just some thing you dont ask"

Mr_Mischif
09-11-2006, 05:44 PM
a special link for him... (damn.crazy.slovak.justgotowned.com)