SINCE YOU'RE SO FUCKIN SMART!!

[BABY J]

Three people check into a hotel. The rate is $30, so they each give $10 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is only $25. he calls the bell boy, gives $5 to the bellboy and tells him to give it back to the guests. On the way to the room the bellboy realizes that $5 would be difficult to share among three people in the room (me and 2 bitches... that's how I roll... LOL) so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person in the room.

Now each person has paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each (totalling $27). The bellboy stole $2 (totalling $29). Where is the missing $1?

[Stormhammer]

Because each got $1 back, they only paid $9 each, for $27. The bellhop got $2, and the hotel got $25. The $30 is irrelavent.

[VTECin5th]

wtf

[aaronfelipe]

3 ppl paid 9 = 27 ( 25 for the night and 2 for the bellboy) The other $3 is given back to the three guests...

[PRiMAdonna]

this is a trick question.

they paid a total of $27, minus the $2 that the bellboy stole, which ends up $25 that the room cost...

(you're not supposed to add it all up, so quit trying, lol)

[PRiMAdonna]

Because each got $1 back, they only paid $9 each, for $27. The bellhop got $2, and the hotel got $25. The $30 is irrelavent.:yes:

[VTECin5th]

:yes:


bounce that ass

[BABY J]

Lucky guess bitches... wanna play, let's play. Answer this:

"Would you rather a crocodile attack you or an alligator?"

[Hulud]

how about the croc attack the alligator and not me

bitch please, this is elementary school shit you got here

[boosted1jz]

neither id rather a stingray get me......

CRIKEY!!!!

[BABY J]

how about the croc attack the alligator and not me

bitch please, this is elementary school shit you got here

Good job. :) :goodjob: Let's see what you got then! LOL.

[VTECin5th]

neither id rather a stingray get me......

CRIKEY!!!!

werd

[Hulud]

Good job. :) :goodjob: Let's see what you got then! LOL.
i only know the elementary school ones, thats how i knew the answer lol

[BABY J]

HA HA!!!! +1

[The Golden Child]

id bite the croc and the gator ..

[PRiMAdonna]

id bite the croc and the gator ..
WTF :no:

[VTECin5th]

WTF :no:

:boobies:

[PRiMAdonna]

bounce that ass

wtf i just saw that!! :doh:

[VTECin5th]

bounce it again

[ka-t_Zenki]

ok soo im still confused.. answers please..

[Hulud]

i answered it :doh:

and someone answered the first one, learn to read or do us all a favor and go swim in some wet cement

[Sammich]

REPOST

[Hulud]

REPOST
lies, prove it fag

[ka-t_Zenki]

wet cemet.. muahaha funny, real funny im going to use that one time

[Hulud]

wet cemet.. muahaha funny, real funny im going to use that one time
hey, i copyrighted that shit, youd better give me the reference or you will see a lawsuit in your future

[ka-t_Zenki]

compliments to hulud.. i got a new joke.. j/p now that i went back and looked at it again u did answer it.. my bad

[Hulud]

compliments to hulud.. i got a new joke.. j/p now that i went back and looked at it again u did answer it.. my bad
lol


its all good

[Sammich]

lies, prove it fag
this thread is older than bretts skin cells

[Sammich]

LIRL WHOOOS LUDE the homo e-thug LIRL


*runs for cover*

[Hulud]

LIRL WHOOOS LUDE the homo e-thug LIRL


*runs for cover*
youd better run, bitch


cause im gonna e-kick your motherfucking ass

[MeFryRice]

here's one for you:

"A guy made it but didn't need it, A man bought it but didn't use it, the man who used it doesn't know it......what is it?"

[ahmonrah]

ok soo im still confused.. answers please..dont hurt urself kid.....

[Double1Trey6]

okay heres one.... your driving on the road one day and your speeding alil over 55 and theres 2 animals crossing the road. a dog on the left side and a cat on the right side... both coming onto the road.. what would you hit first?

[ahmonrah]

neither cause they'll both realize they dont wanna end up like that rabbit on SPEED CHANNEL and get the hell on.

[BABY J]

okay heres one.... your driving on the road one day and your speeding alil over 55 and theres 2 animals crossing the road. a dog on the left side and a cat on the right side... both coming onto the road.. what would you hit first?

The accelerator (after securing my beer).

[BABY J]

Q: Scenario: You have 9 identical looking balls, however one ball is heavier than the others. You have two chances to use a balance. How do you find out which ball is the heaviest?

[Bishop]

okay heres one.... your driving on the road one day and your speeding alil over 55 and theres 2 animals crossing the road. a dog on the left side and a cat on the right side... both coming onto the road.. what would you hit first?
the cat cause its on the right side...and you drive on the right side...its closer to you? :???:

[BABY J]

the cat cause its on the right side...and you drive on the right side...its closer to you? :???:

WTF???? No you hit the BRAKES 1st.

[VTECin5th]

lol

[Bishop]

WTF???? No you hit the BRAKES 1st.
lolol

[VTECin5th]

Bishop isn't smart at all.

[Bishop]

Bishop isn't smart at all.
you're damn right

[BABY J]

Saul Goode... it was a good laugh. LOL.

[VTECin5th]

ROOF ROOF

[Hulud]

Q: Scenario: You have 9 identical looking balls, however one ball is heavier than the others. You have two chances to use a balance. How do you find out which ball is the heaviest?
ok hmmmmmm

i have heard this one before

you put the balls in 3 groups
way two of the groups
if they are even then its one of the last three
choose two balls from that group and weigh them
if its even then you know its the ball you didnt weigh (sp?)

i think thats it?

[Hulud]

heres one

I am not a human, and i am not animal.
I have eyes, yet i cannot see,
and I have hair that you cannot comb.
My brown skin has several layers but this seems a paradox,
because one is smooth and the other is hard.
My skin protects my soft white flesh;
and within my flesh is my opaque blood.

***edit***
i got this one from a book i found on my shelves

[BABY J]

ok hmmmmmm

i have heard this one before

you put the balls in 3 groups
weigh two of the groups
if they are even then its one of the last three
choose two balls from that group and weigh them
if its even then you know its the ball you didnt weigh (sp?)

i think thats it?

Very good. :)

ANSWER:

Split into groups of three, randomly choose two groups and use balance on them. If one group is heavier, then discard the other 6 balls. If the two groups are the same weight. The heavier ball must be in the group that was not on the scale. Now randomly choose two balls and test on balance. If they are the same weight, the heaviest ball is on one that was not tested. Else the heaviest ball is already known from the balance.

[ShooterMcGavin]

some old ones, some new ones, either way i enjoy a good brain teaser :goodjob:

[Crit]

You're a potato.

[Double1Trey6]

yeah.. the brakes =)

[BABY J]

heres one

I am not a human, and i am not animal.
I have eyes, yet i cannot see,
and I have hair that you cannot comb.
My brown skin has several layers but this seems a paradox,
because one is smooth and the other is hard.
My skin protects my soft white flesh;
and within my flesh is my opaque blood.

***edit***
i got this one from a book i found on my shelves

I say coconut.

[Hulud]

I say coconut.
:goodjob:

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

I've got one for you...

Your only clue, think waaaaay outside the box.

A man goes to a seafood restaurant. He looks over the menu and orders the seagull. The seagull comes out freshly cooked and prepared. He takes one bite, turns around, throws up and leaves. He goes home and shoots himself in the head and dies. Why did the man kill himself?

[Sammich]

I've got one for you...

Your only clue, think waaaaay outside the box.

A man goes to a seafood restaurant. He looks over the menu and orders the seagull. The seagull comes out freshly cooked and prepared. He takes one bite, turns around, throws up and leaves. He goes home and shoots himself in the head and dies. Why did the man kill himself?
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[hemi]

I give up, tell us....

[Ran]

The guy was stranded on an island with two other people. While on the island the men had to survive. The three would starve if they didn't find food. The second guy killed the third guy and, with the guy in this riddle, ate the third guy calling the stew they made "seagull soup". The man liked it and assumed the second guy committed suicide or something. When he came back to civilization, he went into the restaurant ordered his new favorite soup. Upon tasting the difference, he realized that he had eaten his friend on the island. He then went home and killed himself.

[ShooterMcGavin]

edit: that bastard ran beat me to it, stupid phone calls at work, what do they think i'm actually working or something? :lmao:

[Sammich]

post failure LIRL

[Ran]

edit: that bastard ran beat me to it :ninja: Ohohohoho!!! ~dramatic exit~

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

The guy was stranded on an island with two other people. While on the island the men had to survive. The three would starve if they didn't find food. The second guy killed the third guy and, with the guy in this riddle, ate the third guy calling the stew they made "seagull soup". The man liked it and assumed the second guy committed suicide or something. When he came back to civilization, he went into the restaurant ordered his new favorite soup. Upon tasting the difference, he realized that he had eaten his friend on the island. He then went home and killed himself.

Actually yes, or you could use his wife and a shipwreck... +1

[Sammich]

basically dude ate steven seagal..

[hemi]

:no: :no: