WORST RESPONSE TO "I LOVE YOU"

[BABY J]

Repost with YOUR response that would be the worst response to some1 telling you that they love you." Here is mine:



CHICK -- "J'son, I love you"...
Baby J -- "WHY? I just wanted to fuck."

[MongolPup]

"I love you"-Girl

"I love you too Vanessa."- Baby J

"The hell? My name is Sharon!"-Girl

[MongolPup]

oh whatever I'll just put baby j's name there.

[VTECin5th]

CHICK: I love you
VTEC: I hate you bitch

[Stormhammer]

Chick: " I love you"
Storm: " what the hell did you just tell me?"

[The Golden Child]

girl - i love you steve ..
boy - i know now suck my dick ..

[BABY J]

CHICK: I love you J'son :boobies:
BABY J: :upchuck:

[VTECin5th]

LOL Stevo

[Hulud]

chick- "i love you"
hulud- "so does that mean i can fuck your sister now?"

[VTECin5th]

HAHHAHHAH

[umairejaz]

"i love you" -skanky hoe

"i love you too" - billy

[The Ninja]

Chick: "I love you."
me: "I know, now wheres my money."
Chick:"I...I really love you."
me: "Are you trying to say you don't have my money?"
Chick: "No...I'm trying--"
me: "Ok where is it then?"
Chick: "I don't-"
(interrupted by across-the-shoulder-backhanded-pimp-slap)
Me: "Next time I won't be so forgiving..."
*Walks away*

[fawk_you]

Real life statements here.

Me: I love you
Guy: Wait until its more appropriate.

Sometimes you just cant help what you feel...and say it when you feel it.
I refuse to tell someone I love them, unless they say it first- and I feel it there after. heh

[VTECin5th]

Chick: "I love you."
me: "I know, now wheres my money."
Chick:"I...I really love you."
me: "Are you trying to say you don't have my money?"
Chick: "No...I'm trying--"
me: "Ok where is it then?"
Chick: "I don't-"
(interrupted by across-the-shoulder-backhanded-pimp-slap)
Me: "Next time I won't be so forgiving..."
*Walks away*
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[BABY J]

Real life statements here.

Me: I love you
Guy: Wait until its more appropriate.

Sometimes you just cant help what you feel...and say it when you feel it.
I refuse to tell someone I love them, unless they say it first- and I feel it there after. heh

I love you.:yes:

[fawk_you]

I love you.:yes:
nah bro its cool ;)

[Hulud]

or

chick- "i love you"
hulud- "so i can stick in your ass now?"

[The Ninja]

^^^ Yes we know.

[God]

my friend caryn was told i love you by a guy
she just said
"thanks"

[thecrazyone]

girl- i love you
guy- shhh (puts his hand on girls lips and her hand on his dick)

[VTECin5th]

/gay

[Mr_Mischif]

"I Love You"-Susan
"I hate you, Jasmine."-Baby J
"My name is Susan!!"-Susan
"Well...I hate you too!"-Baby J

[BABY J]

LOL ^^

[The Golden Child]

girl - i love you
boy - * silent *

[Crazy Asian]

girl-I love you
me-o rly?

[quickdodge®]

Her: "I love you, William."

Him: "Hmmm. Don't tell Dad."

Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Her: "I love you, Stephen."

Him: http://www.weblogsky.com/images2/tumbleweeds.jpg

Later, QD.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Him: I love you Joselyn

Me: Umm..U tickle. :no:

[BABY J]

LOL @ QD

[The Golden Child]

Aisha : i love you steve
Me : uhmmm !!!

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Aisha : i love you steve
Me : uhmmm !!!


lol...starting shit!

[LiL PaKi]

Aisha : i love you steve
Me : uhmmm !!!

oh hell no... where the hell did this come from...

it's more like :

Steveo: I love you Aisha
Me: :lmfao: :lmfao: .. walks away..

^- pretty sad but I actually laughed at someone when they said it... I THOUGHT they were joking!! it's was a really really really good friend... i couldn't stop laughing.. and he was sooo embarassed when he said he was serious

[vtecgsrguy]

to be honest... the worse ive ever gotten was jus recently......
me: "I LOVE YOU"
heather: well you know i love you to....

~makes ya think..=(

[The Golden Child]

lol...starting shit!

no its true ..
she was like Steve i have something to tell you ..
i can hear her heart thumping ..
then she spilled it out like Steve i love you ..
i was like O MY GOD !!!
then she let me taste some of the sweets ..

[The Golden Child]

oh hell no... where the hell did this come from...

it's more like :

Steveo: I love you Aisha
Me: :lmfao: :lmfao: .. walks away..

^- pretty sad but I actually laughed at someone when they said it... I THOUGHT they were joking!! it's was a really really really good friend... i couldn't stop laughing.. and he was sooo embarassed when he said he was serious

dont front Aisha i know you get nervous when your around me ..
when i hug you i can feel your heart beating on my chest ..

[LiL PaKi]

no its true ..
she was like Steve i have something to tell you ..
i can hear her heart thumping ..
then she spilled it out like Steve i love you ..
i was like O MY GOD !!!
then she let me taste some of the sweets ..

STFU... sorry you didn't get any loving you dreamt of :idb:

[LiL PaKi]

dont front Aisha i know you get nervous when your around me ..
when i hug you i can feel your heart beating on my chest ..

I do not!
asswipe.. you're the one that tries to feel up on me...

[slowrolla97]

dont front Aisha i know you get nervous when your around me ..
when i hug you i can feel your heart beating on my chest ..
damn man you short. when i hug her her heart is around........my pelvis.

[LiL PaKi]

damn man you short. when i hug her her heart is around........my pelvis.

hence "lil" paki :D and hey buddy i'm not THAT short!

[The Golden Child]

STFU... sorry you didn't get any loving you dreamt of :idb:

not what you said last night ..

[The Golden Child]

I do not!
asswipe.. you're the one that tries to feel up on me...

its cause your grabbing my ass daymmm dont front ..

[LiL PaKi]

not what you said last night ..

are you sure you weren't dreaming AGAIN?.. i was at kinko's till 4am studying I dunno about u...

i did however get a text from you stating to come over cuz you couldn't stop thinking about me.. which i never responded to...

[The Golden Child]

damn man you short. when i hug her her heart is around........my pelvis.

nah im bending when i hug her ..

[LiL PaKi]

its cause your grabbing my ass daymmm dont front ..

:eek: you have an ass?

[ahmonrah]

her: "i love you..."
dude: ~continues driving, changin lanes, adjusts radio~

fast forward 15 minutes, at her place now..
dude: "oh, what was that that you wer saying in the car ? thought you said sumthin.."
her: "uh, nevermind"
dude: " oh ok kool, i could've swore you said something stupid"

[The Golden Child]

are you sure you weren't dreaming AGAIN?.. i was at kinko's till 4am studying I dunno about u...

i did however get a text from you stating to come over cuz you couldn't stop thinking about me.. which i never responded to...

its ok Aisha if this is your way of keeping it a secret from IA i understand ..

[LiL PaKi]

its ok Aisha if this is your way of keeping it a secret from IA i understand ..

hahaha fuck u ... i'm definetly keeping something away from IA but it's not you :tongue:

[The Golden Child]

:eek: you have an ass?

come on Aisha dont lie ..

[The Golden Child]

hahaha fuck u ... i'm definetly keeping something away from IA but it's not you :tongue:

you can fuck me when ever boo im a call away .. ;)

[BigPoppaHurtm]

Chick: I love you baby :).....


Me: Was that before or after I paid :(

[LiL PaKi]

you can fuck me when ever boo im a call away .. ;)

hahaha no thanks... you'ld have too much pleasure...

[The Golden Child]

hahaha no thanks... you'ld have too much pleasure...

you know it .. ;)

[BigPoppaHurtm]

Me: I love you car



S2K: I know. Know clean up these damn SEATS!

[1sick6]

girl: i love you

me: :thinking: ummmm

girl: dont you love me?

me: well.... i like you too.

girl: i said i love you

me: i know

[Fast Shadow]

NICOLE: "Despite all the problems we've had, I still love you."
OJ: "BE RIGHT BACK JUST NEED TO GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE BRONCO"

Laci: "I love you so much, we'll have a wonderful life with our baby."
Scott: "YEAH TOTALLY I AGREE WANNA GO FISHING?"

JonBenet: "Mommy I love you"
Patsy: "THATS NICE DEAR NOW I WANT TO SHOW YOU YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT IN THE BASEMENT"

Stooge: "I love you baby, I can't wait until we get married."
Jennifer Wilbanks: "I WANNA GO JOGGING"

[BABY J]

^^ ur going to hell for that. See ya there. :)

[Stormhammer]

are you sure you weren't dreaming AGAIN?.. i was at kinko's till 4am studying I dunno about u...

i did however get a text from you stating to come over cuz you couldn't stop thinking about me.. which i never responded to...

you study @ Kinko's? :lmao:

[Stormhammer]

hmm... Aisha do you go to GPC?

[LiL PaKi]

you study @ Kinko's? :lmao:

it was a group of us and didn't know where to study.. ended up at a 24hr Kinkos... we hadda copy stuff too...

[koukis14]

Girl: I love you
Me: Why?
Girl: Because your amazing
Me: Oh shit thats right, umm I kinda have herpes
Girl: Me too
Me: Lets get married

[LiL PaKi]

hmm... Aisha do you go to GPC?

I used to.. I go to GSU now.. why?

[SLow_POke]

chick: Im falling in luv with u , pelon
me: SHut up your ol man is sleeping in the living room, you gonna suck me off i gota go pik up my ol lady from work

[PRiMAdonna]

^^^ damn, did that happen to you last night or somethin?

[SLow_POke]

^^^ damn, did that happen to you last night or somethin?

LOL nope, but was a experinece BACKKK when i was younger


-Ernie

[Seymour222]

Real life statements here.

Me: I love you
Guy: Wait until its more appropriate.

Sometimes you just cant help what you feel...and say it when you feel it.
I refuse to tell someone I love them, unless they say it first- and I feel it there after. heh


Sittin on the dock of tha bay. Hey cooter flap!

[dartingd]

me: i love you
teh wife: ur still not gettin laid..

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Him: I love you

Me: It's time to go to bed..*places body pillow in b/w*

[turbosx©]

Her: I love you
Me: u dumb ho

[DARLING DARA]

Guy: I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: I'm sorry.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

chick:i love you
guy:umm, who doesnt?

[The Golden Child]

Guy: I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: I'm sorry.

im in love with you ..

[ahmonrah]

person: i love you...

asshole: ~snicker~ AND??!!
:lmfao:

[The Golden Child]

did that just happen bro ??

[ahmonrah]

nah, i just thought about it. cause i've seen examples of where someone goes to tell something to someone that they think is important, and the person hearing the news is like "AND?!!" i.e. "think i give a fuck?" and the bearer of the news is like:eek: :cry:

[The Golden Child]

haha tro0o tro0o ..

girl : i love you steve
me : uhmmm why ??
girl : everything about you just makes me warm
me : o really wanna have sex ?

[The Ninja]

naw i think the worst one is...

#1: I love you
#2: I love you too. (lie)

[ahmonrah]

him: i love you...
her: no you dont, you love my pussy. ~rolls eyes~

[AnthonyF]

lol some girl said that to me yesterday. first time meeting her.

chick-"i love you" (while fucking)
me-"great..." just kept going

[VTECin5th]

lol some girl said that to me. first time meeting her.

chick-"i love you" (while fucking)
me-"great..." just kept going




You wore crazy at the V

[VTECin5th]

fukin n00b

[BABY J]

him: i love you...
her: no you dont, you love my pussy. ~rolls eyes~

better:

him: i love you...
her: no you dont, you love my pussy. ~rolls eyes~
him: Troo, troo.

[VTECin5th]

Baby J, did u find a cb7 yet

[BABY J]

Still looking. Must be a sedan, and must be manual.

[VTECin5th]

Year dont matter

[BABY J]

As long as it is 4th Generation

[VTECin5th]

I'll see with my friend. Has 2

[dartingd]

hit up goinfasterthanu...i traded my manual w/ lsd and h22 accord to him...he never drives it...

[BTEC]

GIRL/GUY: I LOVE YOU
GIRL/GUY: SUCKS FOR YOU :dunno:

GIRL/GUY: I LOVE YOU
GIRL/GUY: :thinking: YEAH, SO ARE WE GONNA DO IT OR WHAT? :thinking:

[babygurl]

Win - Laura I love you!

My response - "Are you smoking crack?"

heh the good times ;)

[The Golden Child]

* throws rock *

[BTEC]

* throws rock *
*BABYGURL TRIES TO SMOKE ROCK*

[The Golden Child]

LIRL !!!

[JennB]

"I love you"
"That's nice"

[uproot]

girl: "OH FRANKIE, I love you!"

guy: "REALLY! OMG! I love pancakes!"

[dodgekota]

Girl: I love you

Guy: Hey, where'd those twins go...?

[B16a2 Civic]

numerous ladies: love you b
b: see, you done fucked up my play on Madden....see what happens when you say stupid shit?

[The Golden Child]

haha Madden .. LIRL !!!

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Him: I love you girl

Me: (while flipping through magazine) *yawn* Uh huh.

~flip page~

Him: You not gonna say it back?

~flips page~

Me: Nuh uh

[SLOWLYbtngU]

numerous ladies: love you b
b: see, you done fucked up my play on Madden....see what happens when you say stupid shit?

lol. Asshole

[BTEC]

FREAKY CHICKS: I LOVE U AND UR DOGGYSTYLE BTEC!!
BTEC:~ENDS DOGGYSTYLE AND KICKS FREAKY CHICK OUT NEKID~

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Me: Baby u smell good.

Him: I know girl. I do it cuz I love u.

Me: Oh umm...I need to buy some of that cologne for my other "friend"

[The Golden Child]

her - mmm i love you
me - shut up and let me finish what i need to do
her - mmm o o o o o o k
me - puts on clothes and leave

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Him: I love u

Her: Mmmm...ok?

[thecrazyone]

WORST RESPONSE BY FAR....

GIRL - I LOVE YOU
GUY - I LOVE YOU TO.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

a real one....

Him: I love you

Me: BULLSHIT!!! :screwy: *walks away*

[The Golden Child]

^ LIRL !!!

[BluesClues]

her: "i love you..."
dude: ~continues driving, changin lanes, adjusts radio~

fast forward 15 minutes, at her place now..
dude: "oh, what was that that you wer saying in the car ? thought you said sumthin.."
her: "uh, nevermind"
dude: " oh ok kool, i could've swore you said something stupid"
Damn harsh shit:yes:

[BluesClues]

Her: I love you
Him: Cool

[toonz]

her-I love you
me-My cars running fucked up I'll be back

[SLOWLYbtngU]

^ LIRL !!!

True thing...Or this one..

Him: I love you

Me: Look just cuz u made a stupid decision doesnt mean that u have to put so much pressure on me..SHIT!

Him: What?

Me: This isnt gonna work...

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Me: *driving in car*I love you

Him: I am not ready for that word....

Me: Bitch, I aint talking to u... ~pets dashboard~

[The Golden Child]

True thing...Or this one..

Him: I love you

Me: Look just cuz u made a stupid decision doesnt mean that u have to put so much pressure on me..SHIT!

Him: What?

Me: This isnt gonna work...

DAYMMM !!! you so COLD HEARTED !!! LIRL !!!

[BTEC]

Me: *driving in car*I love you

Him: I am not ready for that word....

Me: Bitch, I aint talking to u... ~pets dashboard~
NICE WAY TO TRY AND PLAY IT OFF BUT U GOT OWNED. :yes:

[The Golden Child]

Me: *driving in car*I love you

Him: I am not ready for that word....

Me: Bitch, I aint talking to u... ~pets dashboard~

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[The Golden Child]

me - mmm i love you * sparks stoge *
her - awww i love you too baby ..
me - * looks over * i aint talking to you i was talking to my stoge ..
her - :eek:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

NICE WAY TO TRY AND PLAY IT OFF BUT U GOT OWNED. :yes:

Shiiiieeeet!!

Hellz no!

[dartingd]

her: i love you
him: i love it when u suck me too...

[BTEC]

Shiiiieeeet!!

Hellz no!
NAH IT WAS A GOOD ONE. I KINDA VISUALIZED IT LIKE U WAS THINKING U LOVED THE CAR FOR A FEW MILES THEN DECIDED TO TELL THE CAR HOW U FEEL (GILRS HAVE TO HEAR IT TOO). MR. DO BOY IN THE PASSENGER SEAT THOUGHT U WAS TALKING TO HIM AND U HAD TO LET HIM KNOW HE SHOULDNT GET IT TWISTED. :goodjob:

[The Golden Child]

joselyn - i love you !!!
guy - awww really ??
joselyn - nigga the fuck you smoking i wasnt talking to your ass i was talking to my car bitch quit playing yourself ..
guy - * sits there silent *

[BluesClues]

NAH IT WAS A GOOD ONE. I KINDA VISUALIZED IT LIKE U WAS THINKING U LOVED THE CAR FOR A FEW MILES THEN DECIDED TO TELL THE CAR HOW U FEEL (GILRS HAVE TO HEAR IT TOO). MR. DO BOY IN THE PASSENGER SEAT THOUGHT U WAS TALKING TO HIM AND U HAD TO LET HIM KNOW HE SHOULDNT GET IT TWISTED. :goodjob:
Glad you see it my way:yes: :goodjob:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

joselyn - i love you !!!
guy - awww really ??
joselyn - nigga the fuck you smoking i wasnt talking to your ass i was talking to my car bitch quit playing yourself ..
guy - * sits there silent *


hehehe..U make me sound horrible!!! lol...Ah well :taun:

[BTEC]

Glad you see it my way:yes: :goodjob:
SEE THIS :2up:

[The Golden Child]

hehehe..U make me sound horrible!!! lol...Ah well :taun:

hahaha everyone joselyn is not really like this ..
shes the coolest sister .. * high five *

[SLOWLYbtngU]

hahaha everyone joselyn is not really like this ..
shes the coolest sister .. * high five *

*high five*

~half hug~

*~sideways peace sign~*

lol.

[The Golden Child]

* pounds chest *

* throws up gang sign *

YAH DIG !!!

[BluesClues]

SEE THIS :2up:
Damn why you gotta be so mean today?!!! Didn't you get some last night?

[BTEC]

:thinking: TO BE THE NATURAL BEAST I AM OR TO TAKE IT BACK, HMMM

[BluesClues]

:thinking: TO BE THE NATURAL BEAST I AM OR TO TAKE IT BACK, HMMM
Take it back damnit!

[B16a2 Civic]

Jamese- Love you Jesse
Jesse- ricer.

[BluesClues]

:thinking: TO BE THE NATURAL BEAST I AM OR TO TAKE IT BACK, HMMM
Take it back damnit!

[BTEC]

Take it back damnit!
THE BEAST IS NOW TAKING SPECIAL REQUESTS. DEMANDS ARE MET, WITH VIOLENCE.

[hemi]

her - I love you
Him - What was your name again?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Her: I love u

Him: STFU!

[BluesClues]

THE BEAST IS NOW TAKING SPECIAL REQUESTS. DEMANDS ARE MET, WITH VIOLENCE.
I got some violence fo yo ass!!!:2up:

[BABY J]

^^ Nuh uh!

[BluesClues]

Man what the hell are you digging up old ass threads for?

[BABY J]

My bad - I meant to click another 1. Mods u can lock it.

[Slow Motion]

Girl-"I love you so much"
Guy-"Before or after we fucked"

[no control]

girl-"i love you, devan"
me-"..."

[{X}Echo419]

her: I love you
419: I'm sorry I don't speak Chinese(o but I do)
her: I'm vietnamese!
419: same shit!

:lmao:

[Hektik]

Girl: I love you

Me: Why?

Girl: Because your amazing

Me: Oh shit thats right, umm I kinda have herpes

Girl: Me too

Me: Lets get married


"i love you" -skanky hoe



"i love you too" - billy

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Crazy Asian]

Girl-I love you.
Me- Okay...now make me my sandwhich.

[Hektik]

Girl : I love you
Guy: FUCK .. get a metal coat hanger.. we'll fix this

[gtikid]

Girl : I love you
Guy: FUCK .. get a metal coat hanger.. we'll fix this

Buahahahaha thats funny as shit :lmfao:

I prefer a little kick in the stomach in front of a flight of stairs...let's risky when it comes to internals :D

[Slow Motion]

Girl-I love you
Guy-So you gonna eat that.
Girl-I said i loved you
Guy-I heard you.
Girl-Your not going to say it back.
Guy-Why?
Girl-This relationship must not mean anything to you.
Guy-It means somethin
Girl-What?
Guy-I mean...it means um..you know
Girl-What? What does me being with you mean.
Guy-Ok. Heres the truth it means I take you out to eat and movies once and a while
let you ride with me to the track. And you let me lay you on ya back when i
need too.

[Bballjamal]

you study @ Kinko's? :lmao:


yea, I was gunna say that was just about the funniest thing I read in the thread! +1 for calling it first!

[LiL PaKi]

yea, I was gunna say that was just about the funniest thing I read in the thread! +1 for calling it first!

do you'll have a problem with me studying at a 24hr kinkos till 4am...:(

[ahmonrah]

Jamese- Love you Jesse
Jesse- ricer.:lmfao:

jamese- i love you jesse

jesse- it was expected......

[Humphrizzle]

"i love you"
"what? you know i dont speak spanish. In english please."

[ahmonrah]

her: "i love you"
him: "i love head...."

[ATK_Designs]

Girl: "I love you"
Guy: "Touch downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...................yeahhhhh.... ..........................."
Girl: ......
Guy: "me too?"

[Slow Motion]

Girl-I love you..
Guy-silence.
Girl-Did you hear what i just said.
Guy-Yeah, watching the game
Girl-And
Guy- Oh yeah. Same to you

[Stormhammer]

Girl: I love you
Me: -blinks- what?
Girl: I love you!
Me: -grabs cellphone- hold that though -pretends to talk.... cellphone rings-
Girl: O_O
Me: ..... bye! -runs-

[Krazykouki]

Girl: I love you!
Guy: STFU bitch, Im tryin to sleep...

[BABY J]

GIRL: I love you.
BABYJ : So does your mom, I'm f*ckin' her too.