View Full Version : HOW TO BE AN INTERNET THUG...repost for the noobs...
quickdodgeŽ
09-07-2006, 02:58 PM
This is something that I have figured out during my career on the Net:
Q-DIZZLE'S "HOW TO BE AN INTERNET GANGSTER"
You get home and log on to the computer to check your E-mails. As you are doing this, you sign on to your favorite message forum site. It's about this time you notice a negative reply towards you in one of your earlier posts. What do you do? How do you react? Do you just ignore it and move on to the next, thinking you have better things to do than sit and argue with some on the Internet? HELL NO you don't. You need to put this sucka in check and make him learn to respect you. And here is how you do this:
1. First thing you do is discredit his sexuality by calling the person gay. Even if the person is married and has several children, he is still gay. This automatically sets the tone for the upcoming online battle. You have said, in this step, that you WILL NOT STAND for this shit.
2. Next you will make unwarranted comments about the person's car. Even if it is a 20 time NOPI or HIN BOS winner, it is still the "ugliest car evar" and you would "never be caught riding in that car." You are working on crushing his whole pysche by now.
STEP 3 IS IMPORTANT...PAY ATTENTION
3. You've made it this far. Don't let the apology slow you down now. Now's the time for the "I'll kick your ass" posts. You'll go through a sreies of these posts thus resulting in a "let's meet at the local theater" post to which no one will ever show up. In this stage of the fight, you will start making sexual comments towards the signaificant other. Comments such as "that's not what your wife said to me last night" or "tell your Mom to fix me some breakfast next time" are crowd favorites that will really set the other person in a fire.
Always remember, although this is the Internet, YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY! THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. THIS IS YOUR LIFE. TAKE HOLD OF YOUR LIFE AND DON'T LET ANYONE E-BULLY YOU AROUND.
Later, QD.
MongolPup
09-07-2006, 03:00 PM
lol you forgot....if you make a lame ass thread, and don't coherently speak English, be sure to INSTANTLY start with the gay jokes, don't even check who your arguing with. Just go!
BluesClues
09-07-2006, 03:04 PM
This is something that I have figured out during my career on the Net:
Q-DIZZLE'S "HOW TO BE AN INTERNET GANGSTER"
You get home and log on to the computer to check your E-mails. As you are doing this, you sign on to your favorite message forum site. It's about this time you notice a negative reply towards you in one of your earlier posts. What do you do? How do you react? Do you just ignore it and move on to the next, thinking you have better things to do than sit and argue with some on the Internet? HELL NO you don't. You need to put this sucka in check and make him learn to respect you. And here is how you do this:
1. First thing you do is discredit his sexuality by calling the person gay. Even if the person is married and has several children, he is still gay. This automatically sets the tone for the upcoming online battle. You have said, in this step, that you WILL NOT STAND for this shit.
2. Next you will make unwarranted comments about the person's car. Even if it is a 20 time NOPI or HIN BOS winner, it is still the "ugliest car evar" and you would "never be caught riding in that car." You are working on crushing his whole pysche by now.
STEP 3 IS IMPORTANT...PAY ATTENTION
3. You've made it this far. Don't let the apology slow you down now. Now's the time for the "I'll kick your ass" posts. You'll go through a sreies of these posts thus resulting in a "let's meet at the local theater" post to which no one will ever show up. In this stage of the fight, you will start making sexual comments towards the signaificant other. Comments such as "that's not what your wife said to me last night" or "tell your Mom to fix me some breakfast next time" are crowd favorites that will really set the other person in a fire.
Always remember, although this is the Internet, YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY! THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. THIS IS YOUR LIFE. TAKE HOLD OF YOUR LIFE AND DON'T LET ANYONE E-BULLY YOU AROUND.
Later, QD.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
+10 for that homie
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:04 PM
what made you post this? bitch
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 03:05 PM
{pulls out pen and pad, then takes note}
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:06 PM
LIRL, can i take a class for e-thuggin please
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 03:07 PM
{pulls up a chair next to phatboislim}
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:07 PM
Q you forgot
THIS AINT A GAME, BUT A WAY OF LIFE, SUCKA
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:08 PM
Q you forgot
THIS AINT A GAME, BUT A WAY OF LIFE, SUCKA
LIRL
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:09 PM
{pulls up a chair next to phatboislim}
*what up nigga*
quickdodgeŽ
09-07-2006, 03:09 PM
Q you forgot
THIS AINT A GAME, BUT A WAY OF LIFE, SUCKA
HEY!
If you're in this "game," then you already know that it's a way of life. Later, QD.
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:10 PM
HEY!
If you're in this "game," then you already know that it's a way of life. Later, QD.
of course its a way of life, but these people dont know
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 03:10 PM
*what up nigga*
{daps up my nigga} *Nothing much just chillin, I bout to bounce after I ask to go to the bathroom* .....lol
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:11 PM
of course its a way of life, but these people dont know
:lmfao: :lmfao: looks like WHOO LUDE got put back in his place by the teacher LIRL
MongolPup
09-07-2006, 03:12 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: looks like WHOO LUDE got put back in his place by the teacher LIRL
You fucked up. Didn't you just read the rules? I didn't see fag or gay in that entire post.
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:12 PM
Your still gay
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:12 PM
{daps up my nigga} *Nothing much just chillin, I bout to bounce after I ask to go to the bathroom* .....lol
*nerd nigga* man you aint gona learn how to be a e-thug if you leave man..you gota learn everything there is to know :yes:
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:13 PM
You fucked up. Didn't you just read the rules? I didn't see fag or gay in that entire post.
dangit man, i failed my first pop quiz :lmfao: :lmfao: lemme try again
quickdodgeŽ
09-07-2006, 03:13 PM
That's it? You aren't going anywhere with this? Later, QD.
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:13 PM
of course its a way of life, but these people dont know
looks like the FAGWHOO LUDE got put in his place
how was that:lmfao: :lmfao:
BluesClues
09-07-2006, 03:14 PM
{daps up my nigga} *Nothing much just chillin, I bout to bounce after I ask to go to the bathroom* .....lol
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:15 PM
LOL
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:15 PM
looks like the FAGWHOO LUDE got put in his place
how was that:lmfao: :lmfao:
you think your special little bud?
your truck is about as cool as a bag of dicks
BluesClues
09-07-2006, 03:15 PM
looks like the FAGWHOO LUDE got put in his place
how was that:lmfao: :lmfao:
Better. But could use some work
How about this: Looks like that gay ass nigga WHOO LUDE got put back into his muthafuckin place by the teacher. FAG!!!
quickdodgeŽ
09-07-2006, 03:15 PM
I like the old school low-ridin P/Us. Later, QD.
HalfBaked
09-07-2006, 03:16 PM
Sweet.
I'm an e-thug!
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 03:16 PM
E-Thuggin Is My Way Of Life!!!
MongolPup
09-07-2006, 03:17 PM
you think your special little bud?
your truck is about as cool as a bag of dicks
Hell yeah here we go.
Hey hulud fuck you fag thats my friend why you talking about him like that? Your mom is a lesbian! You wanna meet up or are you too pussy?
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:17 PM
Better. But could use some work
How about this: Looks like that gay ass nigga WHOO LUDE got put back into his muthafuckin place by the teacher. FAG!!!
thanks..
Hey QD how does an e-thug get to pick up an e-girl?:lmfao:
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:17 PM
you think your special little bud?
your truck is about as cool as a bag of dicks
^^^ :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
MongolPup
09-07-2006, 03:18 PM
thanks..
Hey QD how does an e-thug get to pick up an e-girl?:lmfao:
Woah homey pay attention I just entered step 3 on your behalf, you need to back me up with some more shit talking.
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:18 PM
Hell yeah here we go.
Hey hulud fuck you fag thats my friend why you talking about him like that? Your mom is a lesbian! You wanna meet up or are you too pussy?
thats right cuz WHOO LUDES A FAGGGG:gay: :lmfao:
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:18 PM
Hulud will kill your ass
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:20 PM
Like the fag who posted this thread said.... Talk Shit Face To Face
HeLLo iM iZzY
09-07-2006, 03:20 PM
E-Thuggin 101 with IA's favorite professor, Dr. QD !
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 03:20 PM
Hulud will kill your ass
Holy Dick Rider Batman!!!
:gay:
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:21 PM
Woah homey pay attention I just entered step 3 on your behalf, you need to back me up with some more shit talking.
my bad..umm
hold up i have to read the rules again, ima slow learner
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:21 PM
Hell yeah here we go.
Hey hulud fuck you fag thats my friend why you talking about him like that? Your mom is a lesbian! You wanna meet up or are you too pussy?
the fuck you talkin about avalon boy?
you shouldnt even be allowed on a car site with the toy you drive
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:21 PM
I'll ride your mom
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:21 PM
Hulud will kill your ass
nuh uhhh...not when pete pistol whips that nigga:lmfao:
MongolPup
09-07-2006, 03:21 PM
my bad..umm
hold up i have to read the rules again, ima slow learner
Go ahead and start talking about the various ways we will kill "Woo lude" after we meet up with him.
BluesClues
09-07-2006, 03:22 PM
But I bet one of you wont swang!!!
*ok so part of this e-thuging involves an instigator*
"I bet you won't hit a mutha fucka hit a mutha fucka bitch"
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:22 PM
Balla ^
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:22 PM
Go ahead and start talking about the various ways we will kill "Woo lude" after we meet up with him.
as i told vtec im gonna do the same to both of you
here it is:
ill shank you then fuck your mom in the ass while you choke on your own blood
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:23 PM
Go ahead and start talking about the various ways we will kill "Woo lude" after we meet up with him.
o yea
i will pull out my ax 27 and bust a cap in y0 4head f00 and then and then...ima take dis 7 and lay u out 4 a wk f00 and then and then...i lost my thought:lmfao:
HalfBaked
09-07-2006, 03:23 PM
You are all faggots. Get back in your rice mobiles and drive home. Btw when you get there, tell your mom I said thanks for last night. If you don't I'll beat your bitch asses down in front of everyone tonight.
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:23 PM
nuh uhhh...not when pete pistol whips that nigga:lmfao:
pete's a bitch ass lurker, he wont do shit but lurk
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:23 PM
nuh uhhh...not when pete pistol whips that nigga:lmfao:
Hands is what makes a man though
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:23 PM
But I bet one of you wont swang!!!
*ok so part of this e-thuging involves an instigator*
"I bet you won't hit a mutha fucka hit a mutha fucka bitch"
ill hit him first..where da lesbo..i mean fag at:lmfao:
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:24 PM
You are all faggots. Get back in your rice mobiles and drive home. Btw when you get there, tell your mom I said thanks for last night. If you don't I'll beat your bitch asses down in front of everyone tonight.
she says you still owe her $2.37 from last nite
and you dick is the size of a toothpick, fag
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:24 PM
as i told vtec im gonna do the same to both of you
here it is:
ill shank you then fuck your mom in the ass while you choke on your own blood
Ooo No hahahhahahahahha :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 03:24 PM
:gay:
I'll ride your dad :gay:
HalfBaked
09-07-2006, 03:24 PM
she says you still owe her $2.37 from last nite
Tell her that her stank pussy ain't worth 2.37. However your sisters was.
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:25 PM
pete's a bitch ass lurker, he wont do shit but lurk
naw petes a sniper, better than DC cause he's been snipin for longer than bretts been around and still hasnt got caught:lmfao::lmfao:
MongolPup
09-07-2006, 03:25 PM
as i told vtec im gonna do the same to both of you
here it is:
ill shank you then fuck your mom in the ass while you choke on your own blood
Yeah hulud you won't get a chance I'm bringing a ARMY! I got everyone on my side fag, gonna be like 100 people with glocks and shit, you gonna be so full of lead we won't be able to hack up your body cause the metal with fuck up the chain saws!
HeLLo iM iZzY
09-07-2006, 03:25 PM
Im g0n shank y0 preludes tiyas, bitch !
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:25 PM
Hands is what makes a man though
ill punch him w/ my class ring
hows that:lmfao:
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:26 PM
Yeah hulud you won't get a chance I'm bringing a ARMY! I got everyone on my side fag, gonna be like 100 people with glocks and shit, you gonna be so full of lead we won't be able to hack up your body cause the metal with fuck up the chain saws!
o snap
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/ronald.gif
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:26 PM
:gay: :gay:
Chill the fuck out little bitch eh?? Dont be mad cuase I am your new daddy, Your mom sure does know how to make a guy like me happy..
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:26 PM
Tell her that her stank pussy ain't worth 2.37. However your sisters was.
thats funny cause the only sibling i have is craig (black paper diary aka bishop)
and youve met that fag, so you musta been giving it to him in the ass
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:27 PM
ill punch him w/ my class ring
hows that:lmfao:
Go For It ?
HalfBaked
09-07-2006, 03:28 PM
thats funny cause the only sibling i have is craig (black paper diary aka bishop)
and youve met that fag, so you musta been giving it to him in the ass
Yea, well I fingered his asshole while he licked my balls.
He is quite limber. He said I love him like your dad does.
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:28 PM
yea cuz mama said knock u out
HeLLo iM iZzY
09-07-2006, 03:29 PM
damn 4 pages allready, FUCKING WHORES.
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:29 PM
Lol
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:29 PM
Yeah hulud you won't get a chance I'm bringing a ARMY! I got everyone on my side fag, gonna be like 100 people with glocks and shit, you gonna be so full of lead we won't be able to hack up your body cause the metal with fuck up the chain saws!
bring it, you aint got half the shit i have
ill take on your gay army with a knife and ill still slit your throat and do you mom in the ass as you watch choking to death
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:30 PM
Yea, well I fingered his asshole while he licked my balls.
He is quite limber. He said I love him like your dad does.
yea i figured you love the cock :gay:
i always knew there was something about you that wasnt right
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:30 PM
bring it, you aint got half the shit i have
ill take on your gay army with a knife and ill still slit your throat and do you mom in the ass as you watch choking to death
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shit ^^^
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:31 PM
bring it, you aint got half the shit i have
ill take on your gay army with a knife and ill still slit your throat and do you mom in the ass as you watch choking to death
what you gona do while i bang ur moms:lmfao:
BluesClues
09-07-2006, 03:31 PM
Ok I'm done with this thread
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:32 PM
what you gona do while i bang ur moms:lmfao:
nothin, you can have that old slut bag
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:32 PM
Varsity is where this can get handeld
MongolPup
09-07-2006, 03:32 PM
bring it, you aint got half the shit i have
ill take on your gay army with a knife and ill still slit your throat and do you mom in the ass as you watch choking to death
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
Bitch you really pissed me off now I'mma call in my uncle sam, he's got F-22's and shit, your ass gonna get blown off that map....people will mention your name and your friends will be like "man we don't know who you talking about". Then I'm gonna skeet in your mom's eye and when she asks for something to wash it out I'm gonna piss in there!
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:32 PM
Ok I'm done with this thread
we dont wnat you here anyways :taun:
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:33 PM
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
Bitch you really pissed me off now I'mma call in my uncle sam, he's got F-22's and shit, your ass gonna get blown off that map....people will mention your name and your friends will be like "man we don't know who you talking about". Then I'm gonna skeet in your mom's eye and when she asks for something to wash it out I'm gonna piss in there!
ok cool, but this still wont prove your not a fag, i mean you drive an avalon
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:33 PM
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
FAG
Bitch you really pissed me off now I'mma call in my uncle sam, he's got F-22's and shit, your ass gonna get blown off that map....people will mention your name and your friends will be like "man we don't know who you talking about". Then I'm gonna skeet in your mom's eye and when she asks for something to wash it out I'm gonna piss in there!
LOL:lmfao: :thinking:
MongolPup
09-07-2006, 03:33 PM
HAHAHA I was waiting for that, I'm surprised it took you that long.
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:34 PM
Ok I'm done with this thread
dnt leave this thread needs u
HeLLo iM iZzY
09-07-2006, 03:34 PM
I say Hulud vs Phatboy vs Mongol @ the fucking VARSITY
e-Man UP, you sluts.
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:34 PM
nothin, you can have that old slut bag
'shes got the moves':lmfao:
MongolPup
09-07-2006, 03:35 PM
I say Hulud vs Phatboy vs Mongol @ the fucking VARSITY
e-Man UP, you sluts.
Nah I'm working tonight....
I MEAN YEAH I'LL BE THERE BUT HULUD WON'T BE!
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:35 PM
I say Hulud vs Phatboy vs Mongol @ the fucking VARSITY
e-Man UP, you sluts.
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/ethug.jpg
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:36 PM
HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
MongolPup
09-07-2006, 03:37 PM
LOL he has a hard drive around his neck.
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:37 PM
I say Hulud vs Phatboy vs Mongol @ the fucking VARSITY
e-Man UP, you sluts.
man itd be them 2 verse me, and id still send them home in bodybags
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:38 PM
Hulud is a killer
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:39 PM
Hulud is a F A G:lmfao: :lmfao:
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:40 PM
ever heard of the zodiac killer?
they never caught the fucker.....
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:40 PM
Hulud is gonna bring a patato Pealer
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:40 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao:
now thats not ethuggin laughin at a doctored quote, fag
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:40 PM
man itd be them 2 verse me, and id still send them home with me bodybags:goodjob: :police:
i dnt believe in zodiacs..and you know why they didnt find him..b/c pete killed him:lmfao:
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:41 PM
now thats not ethuggin laughin at a doctored quote, fag
dang i failed another pop quiz..ima fail this class:gay:
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:41 PM
Hulud is gonna bring a patato Pealer
nah man, its a sack full of doorknobs
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:41 PM
dang i failed another pop quiz..ima fail this class:gay:
yea you are, youd better study some more :yes: :taun:
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:43 PM
*goes into the library to study
gets distracted by IM and proceeds to e-mack to some e-hoes* LIRL
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:44 PM
nah man, its a sack full of doorknobs
ROFL
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:45 PM
This is worthless without stretch
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:46 PM
*goes into the library to study
gets distracted by IM and proceeds to e-mack to some e-hoes* LIRL
you do knwo those e-hoes are really 40 yearold men, fag
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:46 PM
6th Page here we goo
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:46 PM
you do knwo those e-hoes are really 40 yearold men, fag
LIRL o snap thanks for the heads up:lmfao:
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:47 PM
thought i was gona own the 6th page w/ that last post
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:47 PM
so what I like men
[/QUOTE]
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:48 PM
o no..thats no good
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:49 PM
ultimate e-thug comeback pic
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/ericcccc.jpg
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:51 PM
rofl
Hulud
09-07-2006, 03:52 PM
This is worthless without stretch
aww you miss your boyfriend? cumguzzler
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:53 PM
aww you miss your boyfriend? cumguzzler
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/LOLhorse.gif
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:53 PM
Noo he alredy has a boyfriend and his gay SIR
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:54 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/LOLhorse.gif
^^^ Wheres the FWD
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:54 PM
*sniffs* u smell that i smell a negative rep from QD LIRL
HeLLo iM iZzY
09-07-2006, 03:54 PM
LOLHORSE
LIRL !!!!!!!!!!!
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:55 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/LOLhorse.gif
^^^ Wheres the FWD
this is rice f00 this is wheat:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:56 PM
AirBrcak goin to varsity
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 03:57 PM
this is rice f00 this is wheat:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
^^^ The some JDM shit
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:57 PM
^^^ The some JDM shit
LIRL
HeLLo iM iZzY
09-07-2006, 03:58 PM
nah nukka,
im t00 JDM f0 dat sh1t
Sammich
09-07-2006, 03:59 PM
nah nukka,
im t00 JDM f0 dat sh1t
http://b3ta.hnldesign.nl/beta189.gif
what dM is this:lmfao: tDm:lmfao:
Hulud
09-07-2006, 04:01 PM
dude stfu
Sammich
09-07-2006, 04:03 PM
naw son ur still gay
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 04:03 PM
gotTOLD
Hulud
09-07-2006, 04:05 PM
naw son ur still gay
how could i still be gay when i was never gay in the first place?
stop recollecting your past as mine, cock gobbler
Sammich
09-07-2006, 04:06 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/gangstastreet.jpg
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 04:07 PM
LOL
Sammich
09-07-2006, 04:11 PM
be back tomorrow
Hulud
09-07-2006, 04:13 PM
be back tomorrow
why, your boyfriends gonna have his way with you?
anal explorer
Sammich
09-07-2006, 04:14 PM
LIRL no homo its called life after IA
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 04:14 PM
wtf
Sammich
09-07-2006, 04:15 PM
wtf
i have no clue eitha..only homos ask homo questions:thinking:
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 04:17 PM
VTECin5th, why the fuck do you have an avatar of a SeR specV, nismo as a sig, and your muttafuckkin screenname is VTECin5th???? That's Gayyer than you gettin raped in the ass by a pitbull!!!
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 04:23 PM
Motherfucker, I drive a Spec V... NismO << performance I dont know if you ever heard of it. And mY screen name isn't VTECin5th stupid son of a bitch go fuck your mother before I do
Hulud
09-07-2006, 04:25 PM
VTECin5th, why the fuck do you have an avatar of a SeR specV, nismo as a sig, and your muttafuckkin screenname is VTECin5th???? That's Gayyer than you gettin raped in the ass by a pitbull!!!
werd
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 04:25 PM
I bigdare you to lick my nuts
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 04:25 PM
Motherfucker, I drive a Spec V... NismO << performance I dont know if you ever heard of it. And mY screen name isn't VTECin5th stupid son of a bitch go fuck your mother before I do
Save it, before I beat your ass (right after I tap your momma ass)
Hulud
09-07-2006, 04:25 PM
I bigdare you to lick my nuts
youd like that wouldnt you? cock breath
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 04:26 PM
I bigdare you to lick my nuts
I cant lick your nuts if you have a pussy. Pussy ass nicca!!!
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 04:27 PM
Hulud, bitches on here are gay as hell. I say ban all the fags, startin wit VTECin5th!
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 04:28 PM
W/E Bitch Get your shit straighted out
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 04:30 PM
Bitch dont sit here and call somone a n00b when your join date is 08-14-2005 You started 4 months before me.. That aint shit.
GsrTurbo320
09-07-2006, 04:30 PM
This is something that I have figured out during my career on the Net:
Q-DIZZLE'S "HOW TO BE AN INTERNET GANGSTER"
You get home and log on to the computer to check your E-mails. As you are doing this, you sign on to your favorite message forum site. It's about this time you notice a negative reply towards you in one of your earlier posts. What do you do? How do you react? Do you just ignore it and move on to the next, thinking you have better things to do than sit and argue with some on the Internet? HELL NO you don't. You need to put this sucka in check and make him learn to respect you. And here is how you do this:
1. First thing you do is discredit his sexuality by calling the person gay. Even if the person is married and has several children, he is still gay. This automatically sets the tone for the upcoming online battle. You have said, in this step, that you WILL NOT STAND for this shit.
2. Next you will make unwarranted comments about the person's car. Even if it is a 20 time NOPI or HIN BOS winner, it is still the "ugliest car evar" and you would "never be caught riding in that car." You are working on crushing his whole pysche by now.
STEP 3 IS IMPORTANT...PAY ATTENTION
3. You've made it this far. Don't let the apology slow you down now. Now's the time for the "I'll kick your ass" posts. You'll go through a sreies of these posts thus resulting in a "let's meet at the local theater" post to which no one will ever show up. In this stage of the fight, you will start making sexual comments towards the signaificant other. Comments such as "that's not what your wife said to me last night" or "tell your Mom to fix me some breakfast next time" are crowd favorites that will really set the other person in a fire.
Always remember, although this is the Internet, YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY! THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. THIS IS YOUR LIFE. TAKE HOLD OF YOUR LIFE AND DON'T LET ANYONE E-BULLY YOU AROUND.
Later, QD.
WTF repost..havent you posted this shit before..like couple months BACK?
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 04:31 PM
^^^read the title
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 04:31 PM
^^ Yes he did.
GsrTurbo320
09-07-2006, 04:33 PM
^^^read the title
oh shit..lol my bad
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 04:33 PM
oh shit..lol my bad
okay its cool, just dont let that shit happen again!
Hulud
09-07-2006, 04:34 PM
Hulud, bitches on here are gay as hell. I say ban all the fags, startin wit VTECin5th!
yea fuck the bitches, put them in their place
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 04:35 PM
LOL
Hulud
09-07-2006, 04:42 PM
LOL
what are you laughing at fuck face
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 04:43 PM
what are you laughing at fuck face
He's laughing while a guy lick his ass FUCKIN:gay:
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 04:45 PM
He's laughing while a guy luck his ass FUCKIN:gay:
Your just mad bacuse your mom is under my desk messing with the wires... Ask your mom how her ass feels after she fuked that horse in the barn
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 04:54 PM
Your just mad bacuse your mom is under my desk messing with the wires... Ask your mom how her ass feels after she fuked that horse in the barn
I'm done e-bully'n you :taun: . I have proved that you are no way an e-thug. Now goto sleep hoe, we know it's pass you bedtime (pussiess goto sleep when the streetlight comes on) you sweet ass, pussy ass, hoe ass, dick sucking, fat bitch lover nigga!
P.S. Tell your momma I'm going to rape her mouth!
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 04:57 PM
Proved hahahhhahah What a bitch how long did it take you to write that shit... Son of a Bitch you aint shit and you know it.. Dont come here startin shit you can PWN no 1 Wonna Run your CRX bitch......
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 05:00 PM
get a life bitch
bigdare23
09-07-2006, 05:02 PM
Dont come here startin shit you can PWN no 1 Wonna Ran your CRX bitch......
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VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 05:02 PM
Whats the matter bitch ran out of words
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 05:03 PM
Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 05:07 PM
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Hulud
09-07-2006, 05:16 PM
hey youngin shut it
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 05:19 PM
I'm done e-bully'n you bitch , I have proved that you are no way an e-thug whats sup now BIG DARE you left the building
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 05:20 PM
hey youngin shut it
OLD FART
The Ninja
09-07-2006, 05:23 PM
this is wack as hell.
VTECin5th
09-07-2006, 05:27 PM
Your wack you stupid son of a bitch dont come here
toonz
09-07-2006, 05:47 PM
E-thuggin now that's funny
Sammich
09-08-2006, 08:15 AM
^^^read the title
yep dudes a super genius..give him time:goodjob: :lmfao:
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