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Wurm
09-06-2006, 08:21 PM
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/51170/Miracle_Is_Sunk.html


A Priest has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.

Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.

But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.

One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.

"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.

"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."

toonz
09-06-2006, 08:34 PM
Damn that's messed up I wonder if he stirred up some of his congregation member's belief's up

Mr_Mischif
09-06-2006, 08:45 PM
After he got into his knees and wasn't floating, didn't he get the idea?

quickdodgeŽ
09-06-2006, 08:45 PM
What will Holy_Mini do now? Later, QD.

~The_Duke~
09-06-2006, 08:58 PM
What will Holy_Mini do now? Later, QD.

Try to prove the preist was right by attempting the same task...

toonz
09-06-2006, 10:02 PM
After he got into his knees and wasn't floating, didn't he get the idea?
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

HeLLo iM iZzY
09-06-2006, 11:06 PM
LIRL !!! what a dumbass...