The Wedding Anniversary

[Brett]

> The Wedding Anniversary
>
> Roger was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Patti was
> really
> angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
> driveway
> that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".
>
> The next morning Roger got up early and left for work. When Patti woke
> up,
> she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped
> in the
> middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the
>
> driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found
> a brand new
> bathroom scale.
>
>
> Funeral services for Roger have been scheduled for Friday.
>

[Princess12]

:lmfao: That's a good one Brett!!!
Warning: Rick if you ever try and pull that shit I will kick your ass. If I ever reach 200lbs.... I'll kick my own ass.

[Mike Lowrey]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[hemi]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

2 good worthy jokes, :thinking: man, wheres the real brett:lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

2 good worthy jokes, :thinking: man, wheres the real brett:lmfao:


It's Bizarro-Brett.....

[Sammich]

LIRL..it has to be

[Brett]

~puts on cape~

[Sammich]

captain old man..saves one old man at time w/ viagra and viagra lite LIRL

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

LIRL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Golden Child]

LIRL !!!

but whens your funeral Brett ??














p.s. i dont want you to croak but just asking ..

[Sammich]

im getting the civic steve0 so dont even try it

[Brett]

Yousef has first claim to the civic, he wants to burn it

[Sammich]

yousef can get me a slushy, then light a match and pump some gas LIRL..the c1v1c 1s m1n3

[Ran]

~puts on cape~http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Nismosis/MySpace/captain-underpants_logo.jpg

[Sammich]

LIRL..wheres the pic where he showed his theft deterent LIRL

[Ran]

LIRL..wheres the pic where he showed his theft deterent LIRLhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7107840583664584754&q=theft+deterrant&hl=en

[Sammich]

LIRL o snap thats not it but it was supa funny. i remembered when i first saw that commercial..man i about died laughing.



the pic i was talkin about was the one w/ the nanny filled draws lol

[The Golden Child]

ill kill you all for Bretts civic then ill part it all out ..

[Sammich]

CNT KILL PETE THOUGH..looks like u outa luck bwahahahha

[The Golden Child]

PETE WILL TAKE MY SIDE AND KILL ALL YOU ALL ..

[Sammich]

pete knows whats good for him so he can get paid..he knows you dont pay nothing