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HalfBaked
09-03-2006, 10:16 PM
To take some pressure off baby j...

I know everyone has stabs they want to take at me. I'll make it easy on them.

Fire away kids,.

Crazy Asian
09-03-2006, 10:21 PM
eMo? Red neck damn snails gonna have fun with this one.

HalfBaked
09-03-2006, 10:22 PM
Haha I just put pictures up I figured ya'll could have fun with.

PSINXS
09-03-2006, 10:23 PM
a homosexual, hiv+ alcoholic. is this really fair to beign with him?

HalfBaked
09-03-2006, 10:25 PM
Pretty much dead on.

BABY J
09-03-2006, 10:26 PM
You might b 1/2BAKED, but you are FULLY gay!! LMAO!! A trip to the nail shop would help you... they have weed eaters there and can take care of those eyebrows - you JUST might get some ass after that.

BluesClues
09-03-2006, 10:27 PM
You might b 1/2BAKED, but you are FULLY gay!! LMAO!! A trip to the nail shop would help you... they have weed eaters there and can take care of those eyebrows - you JUST might get some ass after that.
You would be the expert in eyebrow maintenance now wouldn't you

PSINXS
09-03-2006, 10:27 PM
oh doesnt care about getting ass. just getting it IN the ass.





Matt you know u cool peeps but i am gonna have fun with this one!

BABY J
09-03-2006, 10:27 PM
Hey HALFDICK, your hairline is HALFRECEEDING

BABY J
09-03-2006, 10:28 PM
You would be the expert in eyebrow maintenance now wouldn't you

Has gotten me laid more times than not... women notice shit like that. :goodjob:

BluesClues
09-03-2006, 10:28 PM
http://forums.importatlanta.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=65573&stc=1

Aww he looks so special:yes: . Was this taken on your first day back to school?

HalfBaked
09-03-2006, 10:29 PM
Matt you know u cool peeps but i am gonna have fun with this one!

I'm totally down.

Nothing really said offends me...

other then the eyebrow comments.:(:(:(:(

BluesClues
09-03-2006, 10:30 PM
Has gotten me laid more times than not... women notice shit like that. :goodjob:Yeah I noticed it, but got jealous yours looked better than mine

HalfBaked
09-03-2006, 10:31 PM
So umm am I allowed to fire back? I dunno how this works haha.

PSINXS
09-03-2006, 10:32 PM
http://forums.importatlanta.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=65575&stc=1

http://fursuit.timduru.org/dirlist/Other/TV_Movies/Shrek/Donkey.jpg

Twins?

BABY J
09-03-2006, 10:34 PM
Yeah I noticed it, but got jealous yours looked better than mine


LMAO!!!! Best $6 a man can spend, and they don't even know it! :) Don't worry HALFBAKED, it's not for every1 for real... men will think you're gay and women will wanna do ya once you play the eyebrow game. And of course you wouldn't know what to do if a woman wanted to do ya... so leave the eyebrow game to the professionals... LOL.

BluesClues
09-03-2006, 10:35 PM
http://forums.importatlanta.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=65575&stc=1

He looks like a weetard

BABY J
09-03-2006, 10:35 PM
So umm am I allowed to fire back? I dunno how this works haha.

HELL yeah fire back. I tried, but it was too many to fight off. But u gotta get shots in when you can. LOL

PSINXS
09-03-2006, 10:37 PM
http://forums.importatlanta.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=65575&stc=1

He looks like a weetard
finally graduated from 6th grade

remedial FTW!

HalfBaked
09-03-2006, 10:38 PM
Yeah I noticed it, but got jealous yours looked better than mine

Yes but so do rupauls....

HalfBaked
09-03-2006, 10:39 PM
Hey HALFDICK, your hairline is HALFRECEEDING

It just looks that way because I don't spend 45 minutes a day grooming my facial hair....

BABY J
09-03-2006, 10:39 PM
LMAO! He said RuPauls loox better than yours!! Heh hee

HalfBaked
09-03-2006, 10:40 PM
finally graduated from 6th grade

remedial FTW!

Lemme know when you finally pass, we can have a group party.

PSINXS
09-03-2006, 10:42 PM
this is why matt is king lol

BABY J
09-03-2006, 10:52 PM
this is why matt is king lol

Eyebrow King??

PSINXS
09-03-2006, 10:55 PM
hey its matt that actually has a chest!

BluesClues
09-03-2006, 11:04 PM
Eyebrow King??
Ummm I'm sure you two probably see the same eyebrow waxer

Mr_Mischif
09-03-2006, 11:06 PM
http://whodyautomotive.com/photoshoot/OH%20SNAP.JPG

Brothers?

BABY J
09-03-2006, 11:07 PM
Ummm I'm sure you two probably see the same eyebrow waxer


~ runs w/ tail tucked between my legs

BluesClues
09-03-2006, 11:09 PM
http://whodyautomotive.com/photoshoot/OH%20SNAP.JPG

Brothers?
Who is this gay ass mofo?:lmfao:

Dragonfly5338
09-03-2006, 11:09 PM
You have AIDS and you fucked an alien dog.

TheSnail
09-04-2006, 01:22 PM
Here's one, I gotta do some HW but I'll be back later.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/050408_body_buildingcopy.jpg

ahmonrah
09-04-2006, 01:48 PM
You would be the expert in eyebrow maintenance now wouldn't youCRAKKAGE!!!! :lmfao:

auxiliary
09-04-2006, 04:29 PM
fag.

bigdare23
09-04-2006, 04:33 PM
why the fuck are you saggin in the front?

brads94accord
09-04-2006, 04:50 PM
OH gosh, the vacum cleaner pic...wow that was a crazy night of drunkenness.

BluesClues
09-05-2006, 03:09 PM
Here's one, I gotta do some HW but I'll be back later.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/050408_body_buildingcopy.jpg
OH SHIT! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

BluesClues
09-05-2006, 03:10 PM
http://forums.importatlanta.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=65610&stc=1




Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:no:

HalfBaked
09-05-2006, 03:10 PM
You know you're jealous....of the vaccuum,.

GsrTurbo320
09-05-2006, 03:12 PM
LOLERCAGE, I'm sorry @ myself for even clicking on this thread..


* IN BEFORE LOCK *
/thread

BluesClues
09-05-2006, 03:12 PM
You know you're jealous....of the vaccuum,.
Never!!!!! Looks like you were trying to extend your weiner a couple of inches :lmfao: :yes:

xLSTONEx
09-05-2006, 05:11 PM
Everyone forget about this picture of halfbaked?

http://forums.importatlanta.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=64483&stc=1

fawk_you
09-05-2006, 05:23 PM
<3 for Matt.

HeLLo iM iZzY
09-05-2006, 10:36 PM
damn son, they doin you durty !

BluesClues
09-05-2006, 10:48 PM
What in the hell?!!!

HalfBaked
09-05-2006, 11:15 PM
<3 for Matt.

You know my true beauty is in my heart!

PhAtBoYMr2
09-05-2006, 11:19 PM
matt i never noticed this, but you kinda look like a skinner version of tom green....lol

HalfBaked
09-05-2006, 11:22 PM
matt i never noticed this, but you kinda look like a skinner version of tom green....lol

I've been told that lololol.

Also I've gotten Jim Carey from Dumb and Dumber.

fawk_you
09-05-2006, 11:24 PM
You know my true beauty is in my heart!
Honesty rules all. Thats so true. ;)

HalfBaked
09-05-2006, 11:26 PM
Honesty rules all. Thats so true. ;)

I suppose bluntness counts are honesty!

fawk_you
09-05-2006, 11:26 PM
I suppose bluntness counts are honesty!
exactly my point.

HalfBaked
09-05-2006, 11:27 PM
exactly my point.

So ditch your man and let me play that pussy how it was meant to be played.....with my face.

fawk_you
09-05-2006, 11:29 PM
So ditch your man and let me play that pussy how it was meant to be played.....with my face.
:screwy:

HalfBaked
09-05-2006, 11:30 PM
:screwy:

You mean...:lickpuss::love::sicks::jerkit::ttiwwp:

PhAtBoYMr2
09-05-2006, 11:31 PM
So ditch your man and let me play that pussy how it was meant to be played.....with my face.

i second that option.

fawk_you
09-05-2006, 11:31 PM
Last 2, MAN YALL QUIT. haha

HalfBaked
09-05-2006, 11:32 PM
Me and Mark are totally down to tag team.

We would have tag teamed some bitch back in may but she wasn't down.. I mean she was, but I think she was too drunk.

PhAtBoYMr2
09-05-2006, 11:34 PM
Me and Mark are totally down to tag team.

We would have tag teamed some bitch back in may but she wasn't down.. I mean she was, but I think she was too drunk.


i doubt she would be down for a tag team, were too freaky for her, we might scare her off with some off the shit we pull...... :crazy:

HalfBaked
09-05-2006, 11:36 PM
i doubt she would be down for a tag team, were too freaky for her, we might scare her off with some off the shit we pull...... :crazy:

True.

However I know she would have been down for the 1 on 1, follwed up with another 1 on 1.

PhAtBoYMr2
09-05-2006, 11:36 PM
True.

However I know she would have been down for the 1 on 1, follwed up with another 1 on 1.

hey just as long as i dont get those sloppy seconds....i know you wouldnt mind though :bump:

HalfBaked
09-05-2006, 11:38 PM
hey just as long as i dont get those sloppy seconds....i know you wouldnt mind though :bump:


Heh...funny you should say that...

Hell I probably had your 2nds that night.

PhAtBoYMr2
09-05-2006, 11:40 PM
lol well, if you fisted her first, i got a handjob on the way home.....that would mean i got sloppy seconds and it is infact your turn for seconds....lol


i think we scared fawk you off...o well.....whats goin on in kennesaw this weekend, wheres the kegger, ill bring some hoes

HalfBaked
09-05-2006, 11:41 PM
Haha, well she never touched my shit, you never touched hers.

Somehow it came out even.

We may be having a keg in a few weeks but thats for football. We need another party, but I have anal ass neighbors. But I guess they are only anal about parking.

PhAtBoYMr2
09-05-2006, 11:47 PM
thats whats up! lmk......what game are you guys tryin to watch anyways? please say falcons or georgia

HalfBaked
09-05-2006, 11:49 PM
Possibly Florida v. Tenn.

My roommates are huge UF fans.

But I'm sure we'll have more for UGA v. UF and whatnot.

fawk_you
09-06-2006, 12:07 AM
lol well, if you fisted her first, i got a handjob on the way home.....that would mean i got sloppy seconds and it is infact your turn for seconds....lol


i think we scared fawk you off...o well.....whats goin on in kennesaw this weekend, wheres the kegger, ill bring some hoes
Im around.... :) Just dont care to encourage yalls talk. :)

PhAtBoYMr2
09-06-2006, 12:37 AM
its okay you missed your chance