LNC Record Breaker (Whores Only)

[LiL PaKi]

fuck that shit i dont need to whore on another site when we have the WL on IA ..

true true.. i think what would be perfect if we had our own forum on IA... but that didnt work out so they decided a website...

[The Golden Child]

ehhh ..

[never_finished]

werd

[The Golden Child]

WHATS GOING ON LENARD ..

[never_finished]

chillen steveo...just got some wendys :D

what up with ya

[The Golden Child]

AT WORK WHORING ON IA ..

WAITING FOR THIS GUY TO LET ME KNOW ON HIS PUPPY SO I CAN GET IT TODAY ..

[BTEC]

I AM AT WRK COUNTING DWN TIL 5:30 SO I CAN GET THE FUC OUTTA HERE. LOL!!! I ATE A BUNCH ON JUNK THIS MORNING SO I JUST WENT TO BLIMPIE AND GOT ME A 6INCH TURKEY SUB.

[The Golden Child]

I GET OFF AT 7 AND HOPING I GET THIS PUPPY TODAY ..

[never_finished]

fa sho fa shooooo

[ShooterMcGavin]

u gettin another dog? that attempted robbery really scared u huh? :D

[The Golden Child]

u gettin another dog? that attempted robbery really scared u huh? :D

SCARED ME MORE AFTER THEY FOUND WEAPONS ON THEM ..
BUT IM GETTING ANOTHER DOG TO HAVE MORE SECURITY ..

[never_finished]

everybody everybody -weeky weeky- get ur roll on

[The Golden Child]

15 A POP ..

[~The_Duke~]

So what is up people?

[never_finished]

not shit u?

[~The_Duke~]

nah just trying to work...but it isnt workin...

[The Golden Child]

AINT SHYT HOMIE WAH CHU UP 2 ..

[~The_Duke~]

What should I plan to do friday when people are coming over to my house...I have the lake, a pool table, the dock, and a big TV...

[The Golden Child]

THATS AWESOME DEF HAVE A LAKE PARTY ..

[~The_Duke~]

THATS AWESOME DEF HAVE A LAKE PARTY ..

The only issue that I have here is that the time period when I have the house to myself will be from Midnight on friday til sometime during the day on saturday...and if my parents find out that I had some sort of big ass party with beer and 1/2 naked chick running round their house, I would prolly be asking for a place to live...

[The Golden Child]

WELL THEN I WOULD SUGGEST NOT DOING IT SOUNDS RISKY TO ME ..

[never_finished]

how many ppl are you expecting??

[~The_Duke~]

Well they did approve me having a couple friends over friday\saturday morning, but not 15+ people running round cas I already invited CA, Slowrolla, aisha, yourself, and flip over...I mean we can sit on the dock and float in water and drink beer at 3am cas the water is like 75 - 85 degrees...and we can play pool, we just cant make to much noise cas there are neighbors close by...

[The Golden Child]

I MEAN YOU CAN DO IT AND GET AWAY WITH IT ..
JUST EVERYONE WOULD HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE ..
BUT THATS ALSO A RISK IF THERE DRIVING DRUNK ..

[never_finished]

hey duke if i come you dont mind if i bring some women right? :D

[The Golden Child]

DAYMMM !!!

[~The_Duke~]

how many ppl are you expecting??

I would like to keep it under 10 but if like 13- 15 show up that would be fine as long as people would help with food and drink cost, we just couldnt get to crazy and...cas I have room for an XboX upstairs I just need some more controllers

basically if we can keep it clean atleast no big messes and loud noise at 3am and the cost of food and drink are my main worries...

[~The_Duke~]

hey duke if i come you dont mind if i bring some women right? :D

:lmao: oh by all means to do that...cas 3am is prime to for some skinny dipping :goodjob:

[~The_Duke~]

I MEAN YOU CAN DO IT AND GET AWAY WITH IT ..
JUST EVERYONE WOULD HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE ..
BUT THATS ALSO A RISK IF THERE DRIVING DRUNK ..

Well the other thing is as long as people are being responiable and stuff I have room to shack like 10 people in the house...and then if like 4 people want to sleep in each king sized bed I have that would work...and if there need to be any driving my brother is there and he cant drink even if he wanted to because of some meds he is on...

[~The_Duke~]

It would be a more hang out and drink and play games and listen to music in a more reserved manner, but if we are down at the lake we can turn the music up to a pretty respectable volume because we are outside in the middle of the lake...

[The Golden Child]

AND GET BIT BY BUGS .. LIRL !!!

[~The_Duke~]

nah actually the bugs are bad at all down at the lake this year...I was down there a while back and it wasnt bad, but I can pick up some bug candles to keep the ones that do go down there...

[slowrolla97]

so what has been happening everyone

[The Golden Child]

IMMA BE STUCK AT WORK .. GRRR !!!

[~The_Duke~]

IMMA BE STUCK AT WORK .. GRRR !!!

at midnight on friday? I do work to far from you or where you live I can swing by on the way home and get ya...

[~The_Duke~]

so what has been happening everyone

we have been discussing friday night at my house...

[The Golden Child]

at midnight on friday? I do work to far from you or where you live I can swing by on the way home and get ya...

I WORK SATURDAYS ..

[~The_Duke~]

I WORK SATURDAYS ..

what time you have to go to work on saturday...

[The Golden Child]

10 ..

[~The_Duke~]

well that would be fine as long as you ditched out early or didnt sleep friday night \ saturday morning...

[The Golden Child]

NOPE ITS MY LAST DAY OF WORK AND VACATION TIME FOR ME ..
IF I COME IN TIRED IM DEF NOT GUNNA BE DOING ANYTHING ..

[~The_Duke~]

NOPE ITS MY LAST DAY OF WORK AND VACATION TIME FOR ME ..
IF I COME IN TIRED IM DEF NOT GUNNA BE DOING ANYTHING ..

good point lol cas I prolly wouldnt be doing much if it was my last day before vacation either...

[The Golden Child]

YUP BUT WHEN I GET OFF WORK ITS A RAP ..
IM GUNNA DRINK AS SOON AS I GET OFF ..

[never_finished]

beeeeerrr

[The Golden Child]

PATRON !!! :yes:

[never_finished]

who needs a truck? i know someone does.

http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=73304

[The Golden Child]

I NEED MONEY THATS WHAT I NEED .. LIRL !!!

[never_finished]

whore yourself out, i hear cramer pays a pretty penny for a blowjob..

[never_finished]

Er'body love me I'm so fly
Niggaz throw the duces er'time I ride by
I know ya wonder why
I'm so cool
Don't ask me just do what cha do

[Julio]

I think is time for your own forum on IA now...=]

[never_finished]

I think is time for your own forum on IA now...=]

werd!!! +1 not that you need it!! haha

[The Golden Child]

I think is time for your own forum on IA now...=]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[GsrTurbo320]

LNC GETS THEIR OWN FORUM?? BAHAHA..

[TeeJay]

OMGIZZLE NO WAI!!!1

[The Golden Child]

I WONDER WHERE THE FORUM IS GUNNA BE PLACED ..

[TeeJay]

importsnc.com

[The Golden Child]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[Crazy Asian]

Its gonan be placed in NWS since one day there's gonna be billions of horny strippers.

[The Golden Child]

??

[Crazy Asian]

One day IA will be overrun by sexy hot and horny strippers...that strip and post pics for us. Sweet.

[The Golden Child]

S O U N D S I N T E R E S T I N G . .

[~The_Duke~]

Ok here is the plan for this weekend those of you that I invited...the get together at my house is going to be moved to during the day on saturday instead of saturday morning at 1am...

[never_finished]

blaaah

[~The_Duke~]

blaaah

blah what, we cant go out on the boat and tube and wakeboard and stuff during the night...

[never_finished]

i wasnt saying blaah to the change of plans, that sounds better.

i was just saying, blaaah. haha

[The Golden Child]

BLAHHH !!!

[~The_Duke~]

vampire...

[The Golden Child]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[~The_Duke~]

For those of you that care I posted up the lake 'party' get together thing in the events section...

[The Golden Child]

K DOK !!!

[~The_Duke~]

I am ready for this weekend...it has been a long week...

[The Golden Child]

im ready for my vacation been a long time ..

[~The_Duke~]

ya vacations are nice, I took an entire week of in july and it was nice just not have to do anything unless you wanted to...but then it sucks ass when you have to go back to work...

[Crazy Asian]

Yep.

[The Golden Child]

ya vacations are nice, I took an entire week of in july and it was nice just not have to do anything unless you wanted to...but then it sucks ass when you have to go back to work...

yea but imma try not to think about that though when im on my vacation ..

[~The_Duke~]

yea but imma try not to think about that though when im on my vacation ..

Things you should think about :idb: :cheers: :bump: :boobies: :camera: :love: :lickpuss: :gulp: :flash: :drunk: :guitar: :hot: :bigdance: :dj:

[The Golden Child]

imma get drunk every night ..

[~The_Duke~]

imma get drunk every night ..

Good plan...try to get laid every night to?

[The Golden Child]

Good plan...try to get laid every night to?

maybe with some emory girls ..

[~The_Duke~]

maybe with some emory girls ..

That sounds like a good plan to me...:goodjob:

It was funny at that dance thing I went to last night there was this chick that was dress up in this flowery dress that looks like she just got out of church or something booty dancing with the best of them it was funny as hell cas it looked so out of place...

[slowrolla97]

O shit......

[~The_Duke~]

what you just shat yourself...

[The Golden Child]

That sounds like a good plan to me...:goodjob:

It was funny at that dance thing I went to last night there was this chick that was dress up in this flowery dress that looks like she just got out of church or something booty dancing with the best of them it was funny as hell cas it looked so out of place...

did you spike the drinks ??

[~The_Duke~]

did you spike the drinks ??

nah cas there were about 10 really huge amry\frat guys watching the koolers cas they didnt want to get in trouble for having alchol on campus...

[~The_Duke~]

I would have been able to get away with it had it been an open punch bowl or something like that, but it was in those big screw off top sports koolers...and I valued my life since these guys were like 6 4 300 pounds of pure muscle...and trained to kill...

[The Golden Child]

I would have been able to get away with it had it been an open punch bowl or something like that, but it was in those big screw off top sports koolers...and I valued my life since these guys were like 6 4 300 pounds of pure muscle...and trained to kill...

LIRL !!!

I WOULD OF STABBED THEM AND LET ALL THE JUICE COME OUT ..

[slowrolla97]

what you just shat yourself...
indeed

[~The_Duke~]

LIRL !!!

I WOULD OF STABBED THEM AND LET ALL THE JUICE COME OUT ..

Dude these guys were trained amry guys...lol I am not attempting to stab them...cas they would prolly break my arm off and beat me with it...

[§treet_§peed]

dude.....

[never_finished]

i just ate 52 wings

[~The_Duke~]

i just ate 52 wings

you are going to be shitting fire...

I ate some mexican food yesterday and have been paying for it since...

[§treet_§peed]

hmmm i just ate a bologne sandwich with a bunch of mayonase and some chips...(sp)?

[The Golden Child]

Dude these guys were trained amry guys...lol I am not attempting to stab them...cas they would prolly break my arm off and beat me with it...

im also trained in the crouching tiger hidden imma whoop your ass before you speak ..

[The Golden Child]

i just ate 52 wings

i think i would throw up by my 15th one ..

[Crazy Asian]

God I was so close to joining Marines so very close. I ate 30 wings before easy breezy.

[~The_Duke~]

God I was so close to joining Marines so very close. I ate 30 wings before easy breezy.

back in the day before I became a fat lazy person I could eat about 60...

[The Golden Child]

then when your dead all the time your served is a waste ..

[Crazy Asian]

Wings are delicious. Ive tried Outback, TacoMac, Zaxbys, Dominos, Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, Chilis, AppleBees and none of them I like compared to Wild Wings. But I want to try Buffalo street.

[The Golden Child]

wings & beer ..

[~The_Duke~]

I think the best wings I have had are from 'alphartta wings'...but I do enjoy wild wings' and zaxby's mild ones have good flavor...

[§treet_§peed]

Crouching WOmen...Nasty Pussy

[never_finished]

i can hardly breathe.

we should have a wing eating contest one night

[The Golden Child]

what ??

[Crazy Asian]

Ya All of LNC should meet up at some Wing Restaurant and just have an all out eating contest.

[The Golden Child]

while you guys are throwing it up ill be savoring mine ..

[Crazy Asian]

Bahahahahhaahahaha...I can imagine all the guys heaving...while steveo is just kick backing and eating his wings.

[The Golden Child]

yup ill be chilling there with my beer and wings ..

[LiL PaKi]

hahaha we gotta go to a HALAL wings place... cuz i cant eat wings from anywhere.. they gotta be from certain places...

[Crazy Asian]

AHAHAHAHA HALA WINGS!!! But ya :upchuck: =lnc :cheers: =steveo

[~The_Duke~]

Alpartta wings has very tasty wings those are the kind that the guys at work get for everyone...and they are yummy...

[The Golden Child]

hahaha we gotta go to a HALAL wings place... cuz i cant eat wings from anywhere.. they gotta be from certain places...

HALAL WINGS ??

IS THAT SOME PAKI PLACE OR SOMETHING ??

[Crazy Asian]

wOOT WE HAVE A FORUM AWESOME!!

[The Golden Child]

weee !!!

[Crazy Asian]

YA KICK ASS WOOOO!!!!!! OUR OWN FORUMS LNC FTW!!!! YA SHIT FUCK YA NEW FORUM!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO :D

[The Golden Child]

i knew for sure i wasnt drunk yet .. LIRL !!!

:cheers:

[never_finished]

i feel like i just ran in circles haha

[The Golden Child]

now we can post all our stuff here like events within the group ..

[Crazy Asian]

BAHAHAH and we should be all mods of this forums. BAHAHHAHA were like banning our asses. HAHAAHHA

[The Golden Child]

i feel like i just ran in circles haha

i actually got a little dizzy ..

[Crazy Asian]

I was scared...Shit two lnc's I though it was gonna be the end of it.

[The Golden Child]

LIRL !!!

[~The_Duke~]

Sweet lol

[The Golden Child]

HOW COME NO ONE IS HERE ??

[LiL PaKi]

i am!!! yaaaaayyyyy JULIO FTW!

[§treet_§peed]

well all need to be the mods of this section fo real...:D

[The Golden Child]

IT WOULD BE NO FUN FOR ALL OF US TO BE MODS IN THIS SECTION ..

[Crazy Asian]

Ya Prez and the VP should have it.

[GsrTurbo320]

..damn yall got ur own forum on here..and ur own website..http://www.lncftw.com

[The Golden Child]

HMMM !!!

FUCK THE SITE ..

[§treet_§peed]

:umno: :liar: :fire:

[The Golden Child]

WHY HAVE A SITE WHEN WE HAVE OUR OWN FORUM NOW ..

[Crazy Asian]

Ya true. Flip has to be immediatley notified. Whos gonna do it? Bah ... I will

[The Golden Child]

ZACH !!! WHY YOU ALL SILENT FOR ??

[GsrTurbo320]

WHY HAVE A SITE WHEN WE HAVE OUR OWN FORUM NOW ..

hahaha..ya'll gunna be on both sites ??? at the same time?? y

[The Golden Child]

WHAT ?? I DIDNT EVEN SIGN UP ON NO LNC SITE ..

[slowrolla97]

O fo sho.....

[The Golden Child]

TELL HIM AGAIN ..

[Flip]

Ya true. Flip has to be immediatley notified. Whos gonna do it? Bah ... I will

hah, they suck LOL, they say no, no, no, then right when we have our own site they give us a forum.

[Miranda]

:lmfao:

Funny, Flip. Anyways, how ya doin hon?! I tried to call you back the other night, but I couldn't get through, then I passed out.

[The Golden Child]

LIRL !!!

[slowrolla97]

hah, they suck LOL, they say no, no, no, then right when we have our own site they give us a forum.
hey budddddddy
you wanna go to the drift event this saterday with me?????

[The Golden Child]

* YAWN *

[LiL PaKi]

so...

[slowrolla97]

so...
anyone going to the drift event this saterday? I will be picking up cones. lol

[The Golden Child]

I THINK IMMA HAED TO BED BUT AFTER I FINISH MY BEER ..

[Miranda]

I THINK IMMA HAED TO BED BUT AFTER I FINISH MY BEER ..
Man, a pint of Boddingtons and 10 hours worth of cigarette inhalation gave me a headache today. I'm still trying to dodge it.

[Flip]

hey budddddddy
you wanna go to the drift event this saterday with me?????

looks like i got a family reunion to go to on saturday :-\

[The Golden Child]

Man, a pint of Boddingtons and 10 hours worth of cigarette inhalation gave me a headache today. I'm still trying to dodge it.

i get a headache everyday from dealing with dumb customers ..

[Flip]

Man, a pint of Boddingtons and 10 hours worth of cigarette inhalation gave me a headache today. I'm still trying to dodge it.

have you checked out our web site yet? :) we have lncftw.com now LOL.

It's still being worked on tho... should be decent tonight.

[slowrolla97]

looks like i got a family reunion to go to on saturday :-\
thats tight. i can be your son lol.... joke

[Miranda]

have you checked out our web site yet? :) we have lncftw.com now LOL.

It's still being worked on tho... should be decent tonight.
Yuppers... and I'm a member too!

[Flip]

thats tight. i can be your son lol.... joke

haha :P

[Miranda]

Aight, it's celebatory rep time!

[Flip]

Yuppers... and I'm a member too!

Sweet :)

I'm adding the quick reply feature right now...

[The Golden Child]

celebrity rep ??

[slowrolla97]

i like repps

[The Golden Child]

ok well i guess imma head to bed now ..

peace out everyone ..

[slowrolla97]

ok well i guess imma head to bed now ..

peace out everyone ..
peace out...

[LiL PaKi]

ok well i guess imma head to bed now ..

peace out everyone ..

bye.

[The Golden Child]

maybe a couple of more beers and whore here for a bit ..

[slowrolla97]

maybe a couple of more beers and whore here for a bit ..
the only thing i read in that was whore and beer but it sounds like you are on the right track

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Oh shit, We got a forum. not bad lol LNC FTMFW!!!

[The Golden Child]

ciis lightan da pttatonr vitihch //

[Flip]

celebrity rep ??

yah i'll add reps too...

[The Golden Child]

u radlly dshoudlnt be dinrnk aon oan wedfj dau ..

[Seymour222]

Look, I gotta tell you guys...I am also a whore. Not in the IA "BIBLICAL" sense. But in the original connotation of the word-whore. I love to sleep with many women. Fat, Small, Skinny, Tall, Midget, Amputee, Goth, Asian,---Asian Goth Midget Amputee, Whatever is good for me. That is all I have to say.

[The Golden Child]

Look, I gotta tell you guys...I am also a whore. Not in the IA "BIBLICAL" sense. But in the original connotation of the word-whore. I love to sleep with many women. Fat, Small, Skinny, Tall, Midget, Amputee, Goth, Asian,---Asian Goth Midget Amputee, Whatever is good for me. That is all I have to say.

thtanki yo ou f ori sharinfihg ..

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I thought about selling myself on ebay to support my crack addiction, but then i remember that I don't do crack...

[Seymour222]

No prob. You must be slightly intoxicated.

[The Golden Child]

I thought about selling myself on ebay to support my crack addiction, but then i remember that I don't do crack...

ubdbetr awatch ciursefl vig ghbari neadh likwe

[Seymour222]

Quite frankly, crack gives you a truly unique feeling, you should try it.

[The Golden Child]

No prob. You must be slightly intoxicated.

oasitron adndad brerere ..

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

[Seymour222]

Quite frankly, crack gives you a truly unique feeling, you should try it.


JUST KIDDING.

[Keebs ð¿ð]

ubdbetr awatch ciursefl vig ghbari neadh likwe

haha, steveo's been downing patron tonight

[The Golden Child]

ik feaerally ihgadmam fo 3 tbed ..

[Keebs ð¿ð]

JUST KIDDING.

too late, already called up my local crack head delivery boy and he's on the way over with some

[Seymour222]

I have actually known crack dealers to call crack certain names such as: HARD, BUTTER, ROCK, GOOD-GOOD. Pretty weird huh?

Stevo, you should go to bed buddy. That is A LOT of jumbled up poo. However, congrats on the "downage of Patron".

[Flip]

heh. patron is my friend.

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Whoring... Post #3 for me in this thread

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Post #4 for me

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Post #5

[Flip]

your counting is off

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Post #6

[Keebs ð¿ð]

It'll be ok, I think it's more like Post #8 or something, oh well I'll start over at 1 lol

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Post #1

[JustinSane110™]

Post #5
Counting for posts is really ghey. Don't make me have to whoop your ass with your own cookies...

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Keebler Inc refuses to sell our cookies to you now. The elves don't want you eating their cookies anymore lol They said you need to buy Nabisco now

[Flip]

hah yah, instaed of counting, name like random things or paste recipes or kinds of things... something meaningful to entertian us :)

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I'll start posting interesting quotes

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?
-- Jo Brand

[Keebs ð¿ð]

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.
-- Harry Hill

[never_finished]

im fawkin bored

[Keebs ð¿ð]

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.
-- Pablo Picasso

[Keebs ð¿ð]

All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
-- Miguel De Cervantes

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
-- Sean Williamson

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
-- W.C. Fields

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
-- Groucho Marx

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard

[Keebs ð¿ð]

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
-- Bob Hope

[Keebs ð¿ð]

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!
-- Jerry Dennis

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
-- Jack Benny

[Keebs ð¿ð]

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

[Keebs ð¿ð]

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
-- Emo Philips

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
-- Eric Sykes

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-- Carl Zwanzig

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

[Keebs ð¿ð]

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
-- Wendy Leibman

[Flip]

im fawkin bored

Then go to lncftw :D !! its un boring!! :)

[Keebs ð¿ð]

So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?'
She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.'
I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
-- Henry Youngman (Goodfellas, 1990)

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his.
-- Brett Butler

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
-- Garry Shandling

[JustinSane110™]

Nice, good quotes. :goodjob:

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
-- Jimmy Carter

[Keebs ð¿ð]

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
-- Ronnie Barker

[Keebs ð¿ð]

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.'
The doctor says, 'It's old age.'
The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.'
The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
-- Tommy Cooper

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
-- Tommy Cooper

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
-- Henry Youngman

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.
-- Anonymous

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
-- Steven Wright

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
-- Scott Roeben

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
-- Andy Waits

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
-- Dennis Miller

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
-- Billy Connolly

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
-- Les Dawson

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

[slowrolla97]

where are you getting all these... i know there cant be that much usless information in ones head

[Keebs ð¿ð]

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

[Keebs ð¿ð]

http://www.amusingquotes.com (http://www.amusingquotes.com/)

lol

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Ok I'm done now :P

[slowrolla97]

http://www.amusingquotes.com (http://www.amusingquotes.com/)

lol
lol

[GsrTurbo320]

Corn Hole


A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the St. Patrick's Day holiday. He was getting bored with just sitting at the truck stop cafe, so he decided to go for a few beers. After about the 4th one, he had to use the bathroom badly. He went into the bathroom, and he was peeing, lhe ooked into the next stall and noticed a leprechaun whose penis was HUGE!

"Let me ask you something...how come short guys have bigger peckers than tall guys?"

In his heavy Irish accent, the leprechaun looked up and said, "I don't know laddy, i'm a leprechaun".

With that, the trucker reached out and grabbed him and said, "Well guess what? I caught ya!"

"Aye lad, that ya did, but your wishes won't come true until tomorrow morning".

The trucker was confused by this, "Why not? You're a leprechaun, I caught ya, so you are supposed to grant me 3 wishes."

"Well", began the leprechaun, "you don't know anything about us leprechauns. We get a day of the year off and it happens to be St. Patrick's Day." Well, the trucker understanding this made his 3 wishes. He wanted to own his trucking company, he wanted every woman he saw to desire his body and he wanted 10 million dollars in the bank, tax free. The leprechaun said it would be done in the morning. On his way out of the restroom, the leprechaun says, "Lad, would you like to have your wishes come true tonight?"

"Well yeah, but what's the catch?", came the reply. "Well, you gotta let a leprechaun corn-hole ya." The trucker, at first protested, but then the leprechaun reminded him of all that he would be gaining in few precious moments. Thinking about the money, the company becoming his and ALL those women, he agreed but told the leprechaun not to tell anyone. When it was all over, the leprechaun was getting ready to leave, turned to the trucker and said, "Laddy, can I ask ya a question?"

"Sure", says the trucker.

"How old are ya now?"

"I'm 40 years old" says the trucker.

With that, the leprechaun says, "You mean to tell me that you're 40 years old and still believe in leprechauns?"

[never_finished]

:lmfao:

[Miranda]

hey... so I need some help. Anyone still up?

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I'm still awake! We're on the lncftw.com forums :P

[JustinSane110™]

hey... so I need some help. Anyone still up?
No... :D

[JustinSane110™]

Damn, I'm really fuckin hungry right now. :(

[never_finished]

ding

[Flip]

lncftw.com is slightly broke for a sec while i put in the rep's mod... will be back shortly

[never_finished]

i think me and keebler broke it lol

[never_finished]

anywho

[Keebs ð¿ð]

LMAO, ya me and lenny broke it... Damn post count competition

[JustinSane110™]

LIRL!!!

[never_finished]

aww gay, 30 second rule.

i got spoiled over on lncftw.com hahahahah

[never_finished]

LMAO, ya me and lenny broke it... Damn post count competition


haha you were cheating then i finally caught on hahah.

lets have a post count competition over here :goodjob:

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I know right, that 5 sec post rule was awesome

[never_finished]

PHUC DAT!!

The following errors occurred when this message was submitted:
Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.

[Keebs ð¿ð]

haha you were cheating then i finally caught on hahah.

lets have a post count competition over here :goodjob:

you have over 10x more posts than I, I think it'll be hard to get 18k+ with the 30 sec rule :lmfao:

[never_finished]

this takes the fun out of it, having to wait and shit