Brett
08-30-2006, 08:41 AM
> >>A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
> >>garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of
> >>the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it
> >>onto the pavement.
> >>
> >>Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
> >>falling out of that bag..."
> >>
> >>"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if
> >>I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
> >>
> >>"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
> >>money? "Did you steal it?"
> >>
> >>"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up
> >>to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a
> >>game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my
> >>flowerbeds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge
> >>clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say:
> >>$20 or off it comes!"
> >>
> >>"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. OK, good luck! By the way,
> >>what's in the other bag?"
> >>
> >>"Well," says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay."
> >>garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of
> >>the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it
> >>onto the pavement.
> >>
> >>Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
> >>falling out of that bag..."
> >>
> >>"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if
> >>I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
> >>
> >>"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
> >>money? "Did you steal it?"
> >>
> >>"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up
> >>to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a
> >>game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my
> >>flowerbeds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge
> >>clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say:
> >>$20 or off it comes!"
> >>
> >>"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. OK, good luck! By the way,
> >>what's in the other bag?"
> >>
> >>"Well," says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay."