Nemesis
08-30-2006, 08:12 AM
This is what I encounter on my days Im not hanging out with people from here...oh wait... lol
Ok so onto my stories from the past couple of days literally.
First one from yesterday. As Im driving home, I see an Integra getting ready to pass me as we approach a red light. I knew it was an integra since it had a huge INTEGRA sticker on the windshield. Like this moron cant remember what he drives. Im in the slow lane, and as he whips around to pass me and jump into the fast lane he throws a rev. Sounded weak and tin canny. I sit there and my car idles fairly loud, so there really is no traffic in front of me, so I thought what the hell why not. The light turns green, he takes off slow, I punch it in first and pass the car in front of me. I get to third gear taking my time, and all of a sudden I see his headlights jump up as hes preparing for a ricer flyby. I dont bother to downshift and leave it in third and floor it. Hit full boost, shift into fourth and shut down pretty early. All of a sudden he zoooms by me. We reach another light. Now this time there is nobody in front of us. He rolls his window down , as do I. I ask em what he has, he says some honda swap I cant remember and some cams and shit. He asks me the same. I just say an exhaust and a reflash. I ask then if he wants to run. He agrees and we wait for the light to turn green. I dont like launching my car unless I have to. Light turns green, he's spinning, I wait for him to catch a little traction and then I punch it. By third gear I have pulled Greyhound bus lengths on him. He turns off onto another road and that was it.
Next story involving a redneck:
This happened a couple days ago when I decided to go for a ride. As Im approaching an adjacent road I notice a large diesel truck and 5.0 going at it. Im behind the 5.0 and the diesel when I notice large plumes of smoke exiting the large exhaust of the disel. Im in fifth gear, and decide to downshift into third and punch it. So its me, the diesel and the mustang running. Im creeping up on the 5.0, pass him around 55 mph, the slowly start creeping towards the diesel, the diesel already passed the 5.0. By about 95 I have pulled about 3 full car lengths on the truck. I shut down , and the diesel passes me flipping me off and letting me know he has some sort of blow off valve. :rolleyes: Whatever.... so we hit a stop light but its one lane now and Im behind him. He rolls his window down, holds his hands out the window doing the small penis gesture with his fingers and starts doing a burn out. I sit there thinking to myself...interesting... Once hes done the light turns green and we're off again. Im now 10 miles from home and say what the hell why not follow him till we can get to another stretch of road. 10 minutes later, the lanes open up, I see a huge plume of smoke, I downshift and we're off again. From a 30 roll to about 100 I pull about 6 cars on him again! As I pass him I hold my hand out the window giving him the same gesture he gave me. :goodjob: As Im turning around at the light later down the road he rolls his windows down, talks some kinda shit, and says my hood scoop is fucking gay....
Ok so onto my stories from the past couple of days literally.
First one from yesterday. As Im driving home, I see an Integra getting ready to pass me as we approach a red light. I knew it was an integra since it had a huge INTEGRA sticker on the windshield. Like this moron cant remember what he drives. Im in the slow lane, and as he whips around to pass me and jump into the fast lane he throws a rev. Sounded weak and tin canny. I sit there and my car idles fairly loud, so there really is no traffic in front of me, so I thought what the hell why not. The light turns green, he takes off slow, I punch it in first and pass the car in front of me. I get to third gear taking my time, and all of a sudden I see his headlights jump up as hes preparing for a ricer flyby. I dont bother to downshift and leave it in third and floor it. Hit full boost, shift into fourth and shut down pretty early. All of a sudden he zoooms by me. We reach another light. Now this time there is nobody in front of us. He rolls his window down , as do I. I ask em what he has, he says some honda swap I cant remember and some cams and shit. He asks me the same. I just say an exhaust and a reflash. I ask then if he wants to run. He agrees and we wait for the light to turn green. I dont like launching my car unless I have to. Light turns green, he's spinning, I wait for him to catch a little traction and then I punch it. By third gear I have pulled Greyhound bus lengths on him. He turns off onto another road and that was it.
Next story involving a redneck:
This happened a couple days ago when I decided to go for a ride. As Im approaching an adjacent road I notice a large diesel truck and 5.0 going at it. Im behind the 5.0 and the diesel when I notice large plumes of smoke exiting the large exhaust of the disel. Im in fifth gear, and decide to downshift into third and punch it. So its me, the diesel and the mustang running. Im creeping up on the 5.0, pass him around 55 mph, the slowly start creeping towards the diesel, the diesel already passed the 5.0. By about 95 I have pulled about 3 full car lengths on the truck. I shut down , and the diesel passes me flipping me off and letting me know he has some sort of blow off valve. :rolleyes: Whatever.... so we hit a stop light but its one lane now and Im behind him. He rolls his window down, holds his hands out the window doing the small penis gesture with his fingers and starts doing a burn out. I sit there thinking to myself...interesting... Once hes done the light turns green and we're off again. Im now 10 miles from home and say what the hell why not follow him till we can get to another stretch of road. 10 minutes later, the lanes open up, I see a huge plume of smoke, I downshift and we're off again. From a 30 roll to about 100 I pull about 6 cars on him again! As I pass him I hold my hand out the window giving him the same gesture he gave me. :goodjob: As Im turning around at the light later down the road he rolls his windows down, talks some kinda shit, and says my hood scoop is fucking gay....