Sammich
08-28-2006, 10:29 AM
i dont care if this is a repost but still pretty funny nonetheless:goodjob:
ENGLISH I THINK OR ORDERING IN INDIA ? ?
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud.
You will understand
what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the
conversation. This has been
nominated for the best email of 2005.
The following is a telephone exchange between a
hotel guest and
room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was
recorded and published in the
Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed
room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor
sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, pochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,
scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know
what 'judo wan sahn
toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow
Anglish moppin we
bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying
'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad! ?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem,
Anglish moppin we bodder on
sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."
ENGLISH I THINK OR ORDERING IN INDIA ? ?
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud.
You will understand
what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the
conversation. This has been
nominated for the best email of 2005.
The following is a telephone exchange between a
hotel guest and
room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was
recorded and published in the
Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed
room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor
sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, pochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,
scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know
what 'judo wan sahn
toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow
Anglish moppin we
bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying
'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad! ?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem,
Anglish moppin we bodder on
sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."