ATTN: VAL...

[HalfBaked]

Don't rub in the fact you're STD free.

We aren't all that lucky you bitch.

[The Golden Child]

oh daymmm ..

[Dragonfly5338]

I warned you not to have sex with Landon. But you did it anyways. And now look at you. HIV+

[HalfBaked]

Bitch. I know computers.

I'm HIV++++

[Dragonfly5338]

Bitch. I know computers.

I'm HIV++++

LOL only you can get away with stupid ass jokes like that.

Because you're going to die in 5 years.

[The Golden Child]

Val not to be mean or anything im just curious when was the last time you checked yourself ??

[Hulud]

Val not to be mean or anything im just curious when was the last time you checked yourself ??
when was teh last time you checked yourself?

[Dragonfly5338]

Val not to be mean or anything im just curious when was the last time you checked yourself ??

4 years ago, and been with the same person since then. =)

[The Golden Child]

4 years ago, and been with the same person since then. =)

thats a pretty long time ..

[The Golden Child]

when was teh last time you checked yourself?

last year actually ..

[Dragonfly5338]

thats a pretty long time ..

Err. Not when you don't sleep with random people or do intravenous drugs.

[The Golden Child]

Err. Not when you don't sleep with random people or do intravenous drugs.

tro0o tro0o i wasnt trying to say anything bad i was just curious ..

[HalfBaked]

Err. Not when you don't sleep with random people or do intravenous drugs.

You're lucky I'm not random...

[Dragonfly5338]

tro0o tro0o i wasnt trying to say anything bad i was just curious ..

No problem. I'm at a very low risk, seeing how I'm in a monogamous relationship, don't do IV drugs, nor participate in behavior where I could catch one, so I don't need to get tested every 6 months. =)

[The Golden Child]

ok so are you guys like bf / gf or something ??

[Dragonfly5338]

You're lucky I'm not random...

You're lucky Yoshi doesnt have an STD, because getting peed on could transmit them.

[Dragonfly5338]

ok so are you guys like bf / gf or something ??

LOL no. I'm engaged. He's just the friendly neighborhood HIV+ dumbass.

[The Golden Child]

You're lucky Yoshi doesnt have an STD, because getting peed on could transmit them.

i think i remember a thread about your dog peeing on someone .. LIRL !!!

[The Golden Child]

LOL no. I'm engaged. He's just the friendly neighborhood HIV+ dumbass.

oh ok thanks for clearing it up i was kind of confused but not really ..
maybe i just need sleep ..

[Dragonfly5338]

i think i remember a thread about your dog peeing on someone .. LIRL !!!

Yup that would be Yoshi. Apparently he didn't like Matt's Titan Motorsports shirt and made a statement about it via peeing on his back.

[The Golden Child]

Yup that would be Yoshi. Apparently he didn't like Matt's Titan Motorsports shirt and made a statement about it via peeing on his back.

LIRL !!!

[Miranda]

You know the saddest thing is, some people think that whole "I'm STD free" comment is a viable pickup line. :???:

[The Golden Child]

You know the saddest thing is, some people think that whole "I'm STD free" comment is a viable pickup line. :???:

well they deserve to get it and die ..

[Dragonfly5338]

You know the saddest thing is, some people think that whole "I'm STD free" comment is a viable pickup line. :???:

L O L. Sad thing is, I'm sure you're right.

[Miranda]

You'd be amazed by the retarded pickup lines I hear in passing every night at teh bar. It's sad. Like for really real sad.

[HalfBaked]

Aye Miranda? I got a pick up line for you...

Wanna run my car into a pole...

By car I mean my penis, by pole I mean your vag...

[Miranda]

Aye Miranda? I got a pick up line for you...

Wanna run my car into a pole...

By car I mean my penis, by pole I mean your vag...
I dunno, Matt. I suck at driving. Good chance I'd miss. :lmfao:

[HalfBaked]

Haha.

I'm too big to miss!

[Miranda]

Haha.

I'm too big to miss!
Hmmm... a well hung midg... excuse me, little person.

What a cunundrum.

[HalfBaked]

Midget my ass!

I'm like 32 feet tall!!!

[Miranda]

Midget my ass!

I'm like 32 feet tall!!!
:lmfao:

[HalfBaked]

Miranda...lets not hide it anymore.

I've seen how you eye me.

With that tiger look.

We both know you want it.

Look its ok. I'm willing! You could just be another number to me, and I could be the best sex you ever get.

We both win!

[Miranda]

Miranda...lets not hide it anymore.

I've seen how you eye me.

With that tiger look.

We both know you want it.

Look its ok. I'm willing! You could just be another number to me, and I could be the best sex you ever get.

We both win!
:lmfao:

Boy, don't step up to the plate until you have what it takes to play the game. You are not there yet, my friend. I would devour you, and there wouldn't be enough of you left with which to be identified.

I may not be able to drive a nitro car, but I can assure you that you have some learnin' to do before you enter my league.

Now get yo ass back to the kiddie pool and play with the intoxicated underagers. ;)

[HalfBaked]

I'm more man then you know what to do with...

Thats right, I'm more man then Tom...

[Miranda]

I'm more man then you know what to do with...

Thats right, I'm more man then Tom...
You think that's some great fete? I think that your exboyfriend is probably more man than Tom. If you want to impress me, tell me you're more man than Paul or Pablo or something.

[HalfBaked]

I thought that was common knowledge.

[Crazy Asian]

Miranda is very scary...I pinch but she pinches harder...very scary. I dont want to imagine what she can do in bed....~shudders~

[xLSTONEx]

I warned you not to have sex with Landon. But you did it anyways. And now look at you. HIV+

How do I get brought into this shit??? YES I HAVE FUCKED A LOT OF PEOPLE, COULD PROBABLY FUCK YOU VAL TO, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE ENGAGED TO A TOP SPEED FUCKING FAG. I'm sorry your just not my type, I tend to go to attrative girls............................ Sorry.

[Miranda]

How do I get brought into this shit??? YES I HAVE FUCKED A LOT OF PEOPLE, COULD PROBABLY FUCK YOU VAL TO, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE ENGAGED TO A TOP SPEED FUCKING FAG. I'm sorry your just not my type, I tend to go to attrative girls............................ Sorry.
Damn.... no need for the hostility, you polo wearing, collar spiking, butt secks loving fool!:rant:

No, I don't know you. But you seem like the type.

[RandomGuy]

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[xLSTONEx]

Damn.... no need for the hostility, you polo wearing, collar spiking, butt secks loving fool!:rant:

No, I don't know you. But you seem like the type.

i WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!

[HalfBaked]

lolZ!

[Dragonfly5338]

How do I get brought into this shit??? YES I HAVE FUCKED A LOT OF PEOPLE, COULD PROBABLY FUCK YOU VAL TO, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE ENGAGED TO A TOP SPEED FUCKING FAG. I'm sorry your just not my type, I tend to go to attrative girls............................ Sorry.

LOL. It was just a joke dude, chill. No need to be an asshole. But if we're going to be mean... let's see here. No. You couldn't. Here's why. Let's find what women would find attractive in you, Landon.

1. Drives S13
2. Mom pays rent and bills
3. Has no job
4. Drinks constantly
5. Has DUI
6. Cheats on girls (we could put something much worse than cheats tho, couldn't we?)
7. Wears dirty underwear and doesn't brush teeth

So you see, no wonder there's a line of girls just waiting to sleep with you Landon. You represent everything that a woman looks for in a partner. :rolleyes: DUDE. YOU FUCK DRUNK 17 YEAR OLDS BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES TOO STUPID NOT TO KNOW BETTER. THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A PLAYER, PIMP, OR A LADIES' MAN.

Oh, and that Topspeed Fag I'm engaged to? Don't think you're better than him because he doesn't choke the fuck out of women, doesn't treat them like shit, and makes good fucking money - enough to buy me a ring that's worth more than your damn car. :yes: He's worth 10 of you. Literally! Hahhaaa!

Holla.

BTW - I'm not mad in the slightest. It was a joke, obviously. Nobody in their right mind would think that a) you have AIDS or b) that you have sex with Matt. You're just not nearly as charming or funny as Matt to get away with shit. Congrats on your first turbo car, too. :yes:

[The Golden Child]

Miranda is very scary...I pinch but she pinches harder...very scary. I dont want to imagine what she can do in bed....~shudders~

LIRL !!!

[Nemesis]

YOU FUCK DRUNK 17 YEAR OLDS


yo Landon I cleared my PM box, hit me back up brutha







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[Dragonfly5338]

yo Landon I cleared my PM box, hit me back up brutha







:lmfao:

Okay that was funny, LOL. :lmfao:

[The Golden Child]

yo Landon I cleared my PM box, hit me back up brutha







:lmfao:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[Tim0713]

Hello

[xLSTONEx]

LOL. It was just a joke dude, chill. No need to be an asshole. But if we're going to be mean... let's see here. No. You couldn't. Here's why. Let's find what women would find attractive in you, Landon.

1. Drives S13
2. Mom pays rent and bills
3. Has no job
4. Drinks constantly
5. Has DUI
6. Cheats on girls (we could put something much worse than cheats tho, couldn't we?)
7. Wears dirty underwear and doesn't brush teeth

So you see, no wonder there's a line of girls just waiting to sleep with you Landon. You represent everything that a woman looks for in a partner. :rolleyes: DUDE. YOU FUCK DRUNK 17 YEAR OLDS BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES TOO STUPID NOT TO KNOW BETTER. THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A PLAYER, PIMP, OR A LADIES' MAN.

Oh, and that Topspeed Fag I'm engaged to? Don't think you're better than him because he doesn't choke the fuck out of women, doesn't treat them like shit, and makes good fucking money - enough to buy me a ring that's worth more than your damn car. :yes: He's worth 10 of you. Literally! Hahhaaa!

Holla.

BTW - I'm not mad in the slightest. It was a joke, obviously. Nobody in their right mind would think that a) you have AIDS or b) that you have sex with Matt. You're just not nearly as charming or funny as Matt to get away with shit. Congrats on your first turbo car, too. :yes:

Ok listen, first off I don't choke bitches; I punch them in the face when I get horny. Also, I've only had sex with one 17 year old girl in a 4-some, other than that they have all been 19+. What else could you put worse than cheats on girls? I mean technically her and I were not together and she knew about everything I did. Oh yea, I also brush my teeth daily.....

God I fucking love you Val...

[Tim0713]

damn, soo much hostility from this guy.....all day long, yap yap yap

[MongolPup]

What a twist of fate...an STi driver and an Evo driver engaged.....it's like a Palestinan and a Isreali getting married....

[~The_Duke~]

I dont know who the 2 that you are talking about are but the aft part is this statement is fucking funny...


What a twist of fate...an STi driver and an Evo driver engaged.....it's like a Palestinan and a Isreali getting married....

[Dragonfly5338]

Ok listen, first off I don't choke bitches; I punch them in the face when I get horny. Also, I've only had sex with one 17 year old girl in a 4-some, other than that they have all been 19+. What else could you put worse than cheats on girls? I mean technically her and I were not together and she knew about everything I did. Oh yea, I also brush my teeth daily.....

God I fucking love you Val...

But you do drive an S13, correct? :tongue1:

[Dragonfly5338]

I dont know who the 2 that you are talking about are but the aft part is this statement is fucking funny...


That would be Tray and I that he's referring to. :yes:

[~The_Duke~]

That would be Tray and I that he's referring to.

I dont know who tray is, but atleast I know one part of it now :goodjob:

[Dragonfly5338]

I dont know who tray is, but atleast I know one part of it now :goodjob:

Tray is my fiance. He has a silver STi that's faster than my car. :goodjob: This is an old picture. We both have big ass FMICs now, haha.

[~The_Duke~]

I like what he has done with this STi though it looks nice...

[Dragonfly5338]

I like what he has done with this STi though it looks nice...

Thank you. But I hate it because it's way faster than my car, hehe. :D

[~The_Duke~]

Thank you. But I hate it because it's way faster than my car, hehe.

Well both of your cars are way faster than my poor spec V so it is ok...

[Dragonfly5338]

Well both of your cars are way faster than my poor spec V so it is ok...

This is also true. :D

[Tracy]

that's what you get for rubbing it in every day of your life when your car was faster then his!!!! LOL!

[~The_Duke~]

BURN! :lmao:

[xLSTONEx]

Vals car is fucking slow.

[Tasuki_Civic]

hmm? this is a sad thread :no:

[Tim0713]

hmm? this is a sad thread :no:

i think it's changed subjects a good couple times now

[Dragonfly5338]

that's what you get for rubbing it in every day of your life when your car was faster then his!!!! LOL!

Liar!!!!!! I only had like 5 months of glory! LOL!!

[Tracy]

Liar!!!!!! I only had like 5 months of glory! LOL!!

well every day for 5 months then :) that's a longgg time and you deserved it! That's like 160 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[Dragonfly5338]

well every day for 5 months then :) that's a longgg time and you deserved it! That's like 160 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

This is true. I'm a jerk. :(

[Tracy]

This is true. I'm a jerk. :(


but didn't he say he would get you a ring when he got his turbo or some shit?

[RandomGuy]

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[The Yousef]

...matt's going to die

so sad :(













okay not really.....

[HalfBaked]

WHATTTT...

Why I am dying?

I'm gonna be like Magic Johnson yo.

[BTLFED]

WHATTTT...

Why I am dying?

I'm gonna be like Magic Johnson yo.

You're going to be a big, black, retired basketball star?

Well, um....it's good to see you still have goals, I guess.