gbrookie71
08-24-2006, 11:59 AM
" Suicidal Blonde "
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her index finger shot off.
How did this happen? The doctor asked.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the Blonde replied.
"Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"
"No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, I just paid $6,000 for these boobs. Then I put it in my mouth and thought, I just paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened. Then I put the gun in my ear, and thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her index finger shot off.
How did this happen? The doctor asked.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the Blonde replied.
"Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"
"No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, I just paid $6,000 for these boobs. Then I put it in my mouth and thought, I just paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened. Then I put the gun in my ear, and thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."