ShooterMcGavin
08-24-2006, 10:04 AM
Two terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.
"If you do not mind me asking," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot," lamented the first. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'"
I said, "No shit?"
"If you do not mind me asking," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot," lamented the first. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'"
I said, "No shit?"