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Brett
08-24-2006, 09:23 AM
PRAGUE, Czech Republic (AP) -- Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight.

After a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930. The new definition of what is -- and isn't -- a planet fills a centuries-old black hole for scientists who have labored since Copernicus without one.

Although astronomers applauded after the vote, Jocelyn Bell Burnell -- a specialist in neutron stars from Northern Ireland who oversaw the proceedings -- urged those who might be "quite disappointed" to look on the bright side.

"It could be argued that we are creating an umbrella called 'planet' under which the dwarf planets exist," she said, drawing laughter by waving a stuffed Pluto of Walt Disney fame beneath a real umbrella.

The decision by the prestigious international group spells out the basic tests that celestial objects will have to meet before they can be considered for admission to the elite cosmic club.

For now, membership will be restricted to the eight "classical" planets in the solar system: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Much-maligned Pluto doesn't make the grade under the new rules for a planet: "a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a ... nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighborhood around its orbit."

Pluto is automatically disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune's.

Instead, it will be reclassified in a new category of "dwarf planets," similar to what long have been termed "minor planets." The definition also lays out a third class of lesser objects that orbit the sun -- "small solar system bodies," a term that will apply to numerous asteroids, comets and other natural satellites.

It was unclear how Pluto's demotion might affect the mission of NASA's New Horizons spacecraft, which earlier this year began a 91/2-year journey to the oddball object to unearth more of its secrets.

The decision at a conference of 2,500 astronomers from 75 countries was a dramatic shift from just a week ago, when the group's leaders floated a proposal that would have reaffirmed Pluto's planetary status and made planets of its largest moon and two other objects. (Watch why some think planet size doesn't matter -- 3:39)

That plan proved highly unpopular, splitting astronomers into factions and triggering days of sometimes combative debate that led to Pluto's undoing.

Now, two of the objects that at one point were cruising toward possible full-fledged planethood will join Pluto as dwarfs: the asteroid Ceres, which was a planet in the 1800s before it got demoted, and 2003 UB313, an icy object slightly larger than Pluto whose discoverer, Michael Brown of the California Institute of Technology, has nicknamed "Xena."

Charon, the largest of Pluto's three moons, is no longer under consideration for any special designation.

Brown was pleased by the decision. He had argued that Pluto and similar bodies didn't deserve planet status, saying that would "take the magic out of the solar system."

"UB313 is the largest dwarf planet. That's kind of cool," he said.

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NoPainT
08-24-2006, 09:25 AM
No more pluto eh?

ShooterMcGavin
08-24-2006, 09:37 AM
who gives a fuck? :thinking:

Allshow97
08-24-2006, 09:38 AM
Fuck it who needs pluto anyway? :goodjob:

Sammich
08-24-2006, 09:41 AM
who cares..none of us are going to go and see it on a vacation..BYE NIGGA

RX8volution
08-24-2006, 09:41 AM
who gives a fuck? :thinking:

I second that - who gives a rat's nipple. Wow, that'll affect the way I function everyday! I don't know what to do with myself... <back to Counter-Strike>...

TeeJay
08-24-2006, 09:41 AM
who cares..none of us are going to go and see it on a vacation..BYE NIGGA
so whos to say it even EVER existed?? hmmmm

Allshow97
08-24-2006, 09:42 AM
so whos to say it even EVER existed?? hmmmm

Good question.... :thinking:

Keebs ð¿ð
08-24-2006, 09:43 AM
Ya oh, well. Doesn't really affect us. I can still see the little dot in my telescope so it's all the same to me :P

Sammich
08-24-2006, 09:47 AM
so whos to say it even EVER existed?? hmmmm

good question BUT..the question still remains






































who cares??:screwy: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Brett
08-24-2006, 02:38 PM
Everyone cares...LOL

Tiff-O-Bitties
08-24-2006, 02:39 PM
damn you brett.. you're my competition?! DAMN YOU OLD MAN!

2mchbooty
08-24-2006, 02:48 PM
Fuk Pluto...and Brett too! Grrrr.... :taun:

thinkfast®
08-24-2006, 04:13 PM
fuk pluto, puto

try again you FUCKIN THREAD FAILURE!!

Sammich
08-24-2006, 04:14 PM
bwahahaha

Brett
08-24-2006, 06:31 PM
Fuk Pluto...and Brett too! Grrrr.... :taun:

Name the time and place babe!!! :D

i4_garage
08-24-2006, 06:38 PM
wat is a pluto?

Brett
08-24-2006, 06:41 PM
Kinda like a PUTO (Ricky) but much bigger and is in space...LOL

thinkfast®
08-24-2006, 06:49 PM
what Brett meant (gosh brett) is Pluto is roughly the circumfrence of his gut, minus the hairy navel (and lint) and add a few more craters to stuff cheese in

Brett
08-24-2006, 06:51 PM
ewwww your gross puto!!! lol

thinkfast®
08-24-2006, 06:53 PM
thank you! thanks, I'll be here all week! bw sure to try the T bone, its great

Brett
08-24-2006, 06:55 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i4_garage
08-24-2006, 07:00 PM
^^so Pluto is the same as PUTO?......and its have space fill wit guts and covered wit craters ?>.... :thinking: DAH FUK!!!!

Brett
08-24-2006, 07:04 PM
No see below....



RICKY- PUTO

PLUTO- PLANET (Well not a planet now...lol)

thinkfast®
08-24-2006, 07:06 PM
Pluto = Bretts gut - lint + more craters

Brett
08-24-2006, 07:09 PM
Hmmmm please explain

i4_garage
08-24-2006, 07:10 PM
so u calling BRett chubby?

Brett
08-24-2006, 07:12 PM
I fuckin think he is!!! HEADS WILL ROLL BITCHES!!!! I WILL TELL YOU AGAIN, HEADS WILL ROLL!!!

thinkfast®
08-24-2006, 07:14 PM
Brett is chubby no doubt

Sammich
08-24-2006, 07:16 PM
what Brett meant (gosh brett) is Pluto is roughly the circumfrence of his gut, minus the hairy navel (and lint) and add a few more craters to stuff cheese in

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Brett
08-24-2006, 07:17 PM
Next time you and I meet, it wont be pretty puto!! YOUR HEAD WILL ROLL!!! AND YOU WILL BITE DA CURB!!!! :lmfao:

thinkfast®
08-24-2006, 07:18 PM
Brett are you talkin to the planet pluto, well technically its not a planet anymore, so fuk what ya heard, Im just gettin confused why you would be conversing with something so out of reach

you wild'n brett

Sammich
08-24-2006, 07:19 PM
Pluto = Bretts gut - lint + more craters

craters=cottage cheese=the dimple on bretts gut:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

thinkfast®
08-24-2006, 07:21 PM
oh wow, brett they startin to gang up on you, he better watch out, tell him what happens brother, when Brettmania runs wild on him

Brett
08-24-2006, 07:24 PM
oh wow, brett they startin to gang up on you, he better watch out, tell him what happens brother, when Brettmania runs wild on him

~pulls out bat~

~opens admin. control panel and looks at ban button~

thinkfast®
08-24-2006, 07:28 PM
oh shit, you guys better get outta here!!! he's gonna have a BF, you better run!!

Sammich
08-24-2006, 07:34 PM
LIRL PUAHAHAHAHA