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Ruiner
08-23-2006, 02:20 PM
Whites vs Blacks vs Asians vs Hispanics

I am DEFINITELY going to watch this! :goodjob:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,210042,00.html

New 'Survivors' to Be Divided by Race Wednesday, August 23, 2006

NEW YORK — The new season of "Survivor" will be a race among races.

At the start of the reality show's 13th edition, "Survivor: Cook Islands," (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:siteSearch%28%27%22Survivor:%20Cook%20Islands ,%22%27%29;) 20 contestants will be organized into four tribes divided along ethnic lines -- black, white, Hispanic and Asian, CBS (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,210042,00.html#) announced Wednesday.

The tribes, as usual, will merge later in the season, which debuts Sept. 14, the network said.

Jeff Probst (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:siteSearch%28%27Jeff%20Probst%27%29;), host of the show, said the network was worried the racial divide might offend viewers.

"It's very risky because you're bringing up a topic that is a hot button," Probst told asap, The Associated Press service for younger readers. "There's a history of segregation you can't ignore. It is part of our history."

"For that, it's much safer to say, `No, let's just stick with things the way they are. Let's don't be the network to rock the boat. Let's not have "Survivor" try something new,"' he said. "But the biases from home can't affect you. This is an equal opportunity game."

Probst said he and the "Survivor" producers wanted to bring more ethnic diversity to the competition.

"The truth is 80 percent of the people that apply are white," he said. "And television (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,210042,00.html#), in general, is white. So all these criticisms were valid."

On each episode of "Survivor: Cook Islands," at least one cast member will be sent to a separate island miles away from camp, where an immunity idol will be hidden. If found, this immunity idol could save a contestant from being voted off the show.
1439/2000
08-23-2006, 02:24 PM
Lumberjacks vs Somalians vs Ninjas

All can go without eating and can kill pretty well. Noone makes it out alive.
B16a2 Civic
08-23-2006, 02:26 PM
oh hell yes.
blacks will not win, we wont work together, too greedy
HalfBaked
08-23-2006, 02:28 PM
Asians will win.

They are smarter then white people.
Allshow97
08-23-2006, 02:30 PM
I don't know us white motherfuckers are good at killin shit...
B16a2 Civic
08-23-2006, 02:30 PM
hispanics are pretty cutthroat, they might get it
Allshow97
08-23-2006, 02:31 PM
hispanics are pretty cutthroat, they might get it

Nah they just know how to build shit...
HalfBaked
08-23-2006, 02:33 PM
I don't know us white motherfuckers are good at killin shit...

Only if we are given weapons.
Allshow97
08-23-2006, 02:34 PM
Shit we can kill shit with our farts and belches alone... what you talkin bout some weapons. Chemical warefare :goodjob:
B16a2 Civic
08-23-2006, 02:34 PM
what if IA had Survivor LIRL
HalfBaked
08-23-2006, 02:35 PM
I'd dominate it.
Allshow97
08-23-2006, 02:36 PM
what if IA had Survivor LIRL

QD or Ricky would win... The true gangstas :D
{X}Echo419
08-23-2006, 02:37 PM
Eric Ruldoph. 9 years in the woods. white people FTW :lmfao:
HalfBaked
08-23-2006, 02:38 PM
QD or Ricky would win... The true gangstas :D

I never realized being gansta helped you win survivor...
HalfBaked
08-23-2006, 02:38 PM
Eric Ruldoph. 9 years in the woods. white people FTW :lmfao:

He didn't live in the woods though..

He moved in with a family in a trailer in NC until they died.
Allshow97
08-23-2006, 02:38 PM
I never realized being gansta helped you win survivor...

Fuck yeah... Kill yo teammates :D only the strongest survive :goodjob:
{X}Echo419
08-23-2006, 02:40 PM
He didn't live in the woods though..

He moved in with a family in a trailer in NC until they died.

exactally tha ninja's a survivor fo' real. :lmfao:
still don't believe me, go hunting with some white people :lmfao: :lmfao:
B16a2 Civic
08-23-2006, 02:40 PM
i know i would lose, cause im not eatin no damn bugs or rats
im a city boy
Allshow97
08-23-2006, 02:43 PM
exactally tha ninja's a survivor fo' real. :lmfao:
still don't believe me, go hunting with some white people :lmfao: :lmfao:

That's what I'm sayin we some crazy ass mofos :D
Spyder
08-23-2006, 02:44 PM
Reality:

Whites will stand around looking for someone else to do it.

Blacks will want to fight each other for turf and kill each other off.

Asains will somehow create a satellite phone out of coconuts and contact some of their friends to come and get them.

Hispanics will say fuck it, we are here.. we may as well do something... they will build a resort and have 1000 naked hoes running around at the "latest spring break destination"
TeeJay
08-23-2006, 02:45 PM
wow thats racise
B16a2 Civic
08-23-2006, 02:46 PM
Reality:

Whites will stand around looking for someone else to do it.

Blacks will want to fight each other for turf and kill each other off.

Asains will somehow create a satellite phone out of coconuts and contact some of their friends to come and get them.

Hispanics will say fuck it, we are here.. we may as well do something... they will build a resort and have 1000 naked hoes running around at the "latest spring break destination"

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah
" nigga thats my coconut tree"
" shittin me, i claimed that shit already homeboy"
Julio
08-23-2006, 02:47 PM
I think black people might win it.. if they are athletic and shit.. they will win... shit black people are taking over every sport..
Spyder
08-23-2006, 02:48 PM
wow thats racise

Umm yea, thats the idea.
B16a2 Civic
08-23-2006, 02:48 PM
tigah tigah woods ya'll
Spyder
08-23-2006, 02:49 PM
I think black people might win it.. if they are athletic and shit.. they will win... shit black people are taking over every sport..

Bullshit, all the Hispanics will win, they are already from that climate... they already know what to do and they can both sell and build anything. come on man don't be down on your people lol.
HalfBaked
08-23-2006, 02:51 PM
Hasn't a white person won most of the survivors though?
Allshow97
08-23-2006, 02:51 PM
I think black people might win it.. if they are athletic and shit.. they will win... shit black people are taking over every sport..

Now that was Racise :D But so very damn true :yes: :yes: :yes:
TeeJay
08-23-2006, 02:51 PM
Reality:

Whites will stand around looking for someone else to do it.

Blacks will want to fight each other for turf and kill each other off.

Asains will somehow create a satellite phone out of coconuts and contact some of their friends to come and get them.

Hispanics will say fuck it, we are here.. we may as well do something... they will build a resort and have 1000 naked hoes running around at the "latest spring break destination"
hispanics will build the resort, but whos gonna be gettin all the profit off it?? you guessed it....white people
B16a2 Civic
08-23-2006, 02:53 PM
i think its between the hispanics and whites( and blacks if they stick together)
asian too pussy for this cuthroat enviroment
B16a2 Civic
08-23-2006, 02:54 PM
hispanics will build the resort, but whos gonna be gettin all the profit off it?? you guessed it....white people

LIRL
and the blacks will call racism and win it through a lawsuit
REPERATIONS!
TeeJay
08-23-2006, 02:55 PM
LIRL
and the blacks will call racism and win it through a lawsuit
REPERATIONS!
i dont think jesse jackson is gonna be on it?? if he is, its all over!!
HalfBaked
08-23-2006, 02:58 PM
Final 4...

Reppin the whites - Ted Kaczynski
Reppin the blacks- Brian Nichols
Reppin the hispanics - Menedez brothers
Reppin the asians- Kim Jong Il
TeeJay
08-23-2006, 03:02 PM
Final 4...

Reppin the whites - Ted Kaczynski
Reppin the blacks- Brian Nichols
Reppin the hispanics - Menedez brothers
Reppin the asians- Kim Jong Il
well u can count out Brian Nichols, that nigga couldnt last 2 days in atlanta, hows he gonna survive in the wilderness??
HalfBaked
08-23-2006, 03:04 PM
well u can count out Brian Nichols, that nigga couldnt last 2 days in atlanta, hows he gonna survive in the wilderness??

He'd mug and steal someones weapon...
Ruiner
08-23-2006, 03:37 PM
I think black people might win it.. if they are athletic and shit.. they will win... shit black people are taking over every sport..

This is on an island... that means "water". Water competitions are not looked highly upon by the black tribe. :)
B16a2 Civic
08-23-2006, 03:38 PM
This is on an island... that means "water". Water competitions are not looked highly upon by the black clan. :)


bwahahahah
black female: nigga you crazy if you think imma get this hair wet
Ruiner
08-23-2006, 03:42 PM
bwahahahah
black female: nigga you crazy if you think imma get this hair wet

Well, the stereotype is that most blacks cannot swim...
HalfBaked
08-23-2006, 03:43 PM
I've been to white water...

I've seen it in action.
B16a2 Civic
08-23-2006, 03:44 PM
Well, the stereotype is that most blacks cannot swim...

well this is true
i cant float....but i can swim under water
The Ninja
08-23-2006, 03:52 PM
seems we have all agreed the blacks won't win. But we will bring ratings to the show, cuz we are funny muther fuckers.
Sammich
08-23-2006, 03:59 PM
QD or Ricky would win... The true e-gangstas :D
correction LIRL
civic95
08-23-2006, 05:26 PM
Intresting idea. Just hope the blacks win, or else they'll claim the show was racist for the next 100 yrs.