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08-19-2006, 06:57 AM
yeah i almost did...for pretty much the most stupidiest shit...let me begin....
so my friend Tony came and picked me up after he got off work last night, then he went by his house to take a shower and get fresh. after that we go get his two younger cousins..then we procede to go pick up this girl he was talking to..we were in his moms new 04 TrailBlazer SS..so anyways we pick ol girl up and i move to the back seat being nice and letting her sit in front...so we go riding around lame ass Gainesville for a little bit cause his cousins have never road around in The Rice Racpital of Georgia before on a weekend night. note they are 15 and 16..so anyways i'mthe oldest in the car...my friend Tony is 18, i'm 19, then the girl we picked up is 16 or right at it...so i was aggrivating one of my friends cousins when we pulled up next to a undecover drug unit at a red light...i call my friends cousin Ben a Penis..no big deal, well anyways one of the cops is like who said that? and i'mlike what penis? and he's like yeah i was like i did i called my lil homie one..then four cops jump out...they're all a bunch of fat asses, which is beside the point considering on of them jumped out eating acandy bar with his gun drawn...well these two cops, including the one with the gun and the candy bar com walking over to the window..and like o ho ho ho ho ho you didn't know we were cops did you you little fucking samrt ass..and i'm like yeah i did..i was like first off i seen you pull like 2 people over already tonight, second i seen the lights in the wienshiled and the tint is 0%...i was like dead giv away..and he's like let me see your licesnces ..keep in mind i'm not driving and i was in the back seat cause my DL's are suspended..so anyways i'm like hold up look while i unfasten my seat belt and rach for my wallet...and the cops like ok..so i go to udo my seat belt and grab my wallet and cops like wait what are doingfreeze and i'm like you jsut to my to go ahead and get it out..so i'm anyways here ya go here's my ID card...so he cop looks at it looks at me and then is like jsut drive up here to the mall so my friend drives up to the mall and parks while the cops keep my ID...anyways my friend and everybody are freaking out cause they're afraid they are all gonna get in toruble and i'm like no you guys won't but i more than likely will since i'm the ldest i'm tachnically responsible for all you guys..so, here comes the cops and they're like step out of the car smart ass and i'm like yeah ok, so i do...when i get out he's like so how much you had to drink tonight?? i'm like nothing..ansd they''re all like well we think your drunk..adn i'm like do i need to do s subrity test or something for you? and they're like yeah and a breath testso i'm like sure..so i take the breath test first..do it three times 000000 nothing and they still believe i'm drunk so i do the subrity..do it pass with flying colors..lol....well there like i bet you got dope or something in there don't you and i;m lie um no...my friends mom just had got the car yesterday so i guess they figured we were drug dealers cuse we were riding in a nice new car...so they procede to pat me down search me and everybody else and the car as usual..they find aboutsolutely nothing..well one cop grabbed my bag of pepper jack doritos and fucking ate them..that sorta pissed me off...well anyways they were like yeah were thinking about taking you to jail and i'm like no you aren't...i waslike the first thing is..when you arresst somebody you are required legally to have you badge visible and i haven't seen a one yet..second you have no right seeing as how i wasn't even looking or talking to you when i call my friends cousin a penis....so anyways there like well we we we can take you to jail for child molestation...and then i'm like WOW! HOLD THE PHUC UP!!! :wtf:???!?!?!?! how?? and there like since the girl is only like 15 or 16 we can...and i'm like no i was like that's my friends girl..and besides nobody has had any sex tonight..which blows...but still...so anyways the harasse us for like 30 more minutes..until one of my other friends rides down the rode yelling shit shit shit...:D and the cops are like well i guess i'll let your smar ass go...and i'm like yeah ok and puff away on a smoke.....
so there you have it people..i can't do anything without being harrased by the poilce..hell i've got pulled over more since i haven't drove then when i did drive..i mean hel just like a couple of weeks ago i got pulled over and search by 2 car loads of cops while i was wlking back home from a friends hous and i was right at the edge of my drive way...besides the cops that pulled us over last night were from like Banks county i think? but o well would of been going back to visit my cousins that work at the jail..they would of pulld me out to smoke ciggs and drink coke with them again like they did last time i was in there..:D
so my friend Tony came and picked me up after he got off work last night, then he went by his house to take a shower and get fresh. after that we go get his two younger cousins..then we procede to go pick up this girl he was talking to..we were in his moms new 04 TrailBlazer SS..so anyways we pick ol girl up and i move to the back seat being nice and letting her sit in front...so we go riding around lame ass Gainesville for a little bit cause his cousins have never road around in The Rice Racpital of Georgia before on a weekend night. note they are 15 and 16..so anyways i'mthe oldest in the car...my friend Tony is 18, i'm 19, then the girl we picked up is 16 or right at it...so i was aggrivating one of my friends cousins when we pulled up next to a undecover drug unit at a red light...i call my friends cousin Ben a Penis..no big deal, well anyways one of the cops is like who said that? and i'mlike what penis? and he's like yeah i was like i did i called my lil homie one..then four cops jump out...they're all a bunch of fat asses, which is beside the point considering on of them jumped out eating acandy bar with his gun drawn...well these two cops, including the one with the gun and the candy bar com walking over to the window..and like o ho ho ho ho ho you didn't know we were cops did you you little fucking samrt ass..and i'm like yeah i did..i was like first off i seen you pull like 2 people over already tonight, second i seen the lights in the wienshiled and the tint is 0%...i was like dead giv away..and he's like let me see your licesnces ..keep in mind i'm not driving and i was in the back seat cause my DL's are suspended..so anyways i'm like hold up look while i unfasten my seat belt and rach for my wallet...and the cops like ok..so i go to udo my seat belt and grab my wallet and cops like wait what are doingfreeze and i'm like you jsut to my to go ahead and get it out..so i'm anyways here ya go here's my ID card...so he cop looks at it looks at me and then is like jsut drive up here to the mall so my friend drives up to the mall and parks while the cops keep my ID...anyways my friend and everybody are freaking out cause they're afraid they are all gonna get in toruble and i'm like no you guys won't but i more than likely will since i'm the ldest i'm tachnically responsible for all you guys..so, here comes the cops and they're like step out of the car smart ass and i'm like yeah ok, so i do...when i get out he's like so how much you had to drink tonight?? i'm like nothing..ansd they''re all like well we think your drunk..adn i'm like do i need to do s subrity test or something for you? and they're like yeah and a breath testso i'm like sure..so i take the breath test first..do it three times 000000 nothing and they still believe i'm drunk so i do the subrity..do it pass with flying colors..lol....well there like i bet you got dope or something in there don't you and i;m lie um no...my friends mom just had got the car yesterday so i guess they figured we were drug dealers cuse we were riding in a nice new car...so they procede to pat me down search me and everybody else and the car as usual..they find aboutsolutely nothing..well one cop grabbed my bag of pepper jack doritos and fucking ate them..that sorta pissed me off...well anyways they were like yeah were thinking about taking you to jail and i'm like no you aren't...i waslike the first thing is..when you arresst somebody you are required legally to have you badge visible and i haven't seen a one yet..second you have no right seeing as how i wasn't even looking or talking to you when i call my friends cousin a penis....so anyways there like well we we we can take you to jail for child molestation...and then i'm like WOW! HOLD THE PHUC UP!!! :wtf:???!?!?!?! how?? and there like since the girl is only like 15 or 16 we can...and i'm like no i was like that's my friends girl..and besides nobody has had any sex tonight..which blows...but still...so anyways the harasse us for like 30 more minutes..until one of my other friends rides down the rode yelling shit shit shit...:D and the cops are like well i guess i'll let your smar ass go...and i'm like yeah ok and puff away on a smoke.....
so there you have it people..i can't do anything without being harrased by the poilce..hell i've got pulled over more since i haven't drove then when i did drive..i mean hel just like a couple of weeks ago i got pulled over and search by 2 car loads of cops while i was wlking back home from a friends hous and i was right at the edge of my drive way...besides the cops that pulled us over last night were from like Banks county i think? but o well would of been going back to visit my cousins that work at the jail..they would of pulld me out to smoke ciggs and drink coke with them again like they did last time i was in there..:D