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Brett
08-17-2006, 05:57 PM
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no
black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up
pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
NASCAR...

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!
quickdodge®
08-17-2006, 05:58 PM
I posted that a few years ago and you were the first to reply. Gotcha back. Lolol. Later, QD.
imbosile
08-17-2006, 05:59 PM
haha thats pretty funny
The Golden Child
08-17-2006, 05:59 PM
Brett just clean your car ..
Brett
08-17-2006, 06:00 PM
I posted that a few years ago and you were the first to reply. Gotcha back. Lolol. Later, QD.

Yeah I remember it but I got it in an email today so thought woul dbe funny to repost :D
quickdodge®
08-17-2006, 06:02 PM
Definitely a funny repost, dude. +'s from me. Later, QD.
GeorgeWBush
08-17-2006, 06:16 PM
:lmao: That's hilarios nice find.
thinkfast®
08-17-2006, 06:27 PM
brett can you wash my rims man, just come over to clean the spokes man, quit postin old ass jokes

bring the Eagle one too puto, Im all out
xaznstylegrlx
08-17-2006, 06:28 PM
i do not understand ur whitey jokes
:(
The Ninja
08-17-2006, 06:31 PM
HAHAHA dat shits funny.. lirl at #5
§treet_§peed
08-17-2006, 10:39 PM
good stuff:D :lmfao:
Bballjamal
08-17-2006, 11:17 PM
#2/#7 were the kickers for meh!
SixSquared
08-17-2006, 11:21 PM
Brett's washin cars now?

I got a white explorer that's just about brown from running back and forth to Savannah... wanna wash it? :P

your nascar jokes made me chuckle. I just saw Talladega Nights, so if you wanna make me laugh about nascar, it's gotta be funnier than that movie, and I don't think that's possible.. I was fucking CRYING at some parts of it. So funny!
Mike Lowrey
08-18-2006, 06:00 AM
:lmfao:
The Ninja
08-18-2006, 06:13 AM
SAVE ME TOM CRUISE!!! lmfao...wow
Allshow97
08-18-2006, 06:38 AM
LoL! That's pretty funny. But you know what NASCAR really stands for right?

N on
A thletic
S port
C reated
A round
R ednecks

Just thought I would share that tid bit of information :D
Brett
08-18-2006, 10:40 AM
Bump for the IA Racises!!! :lmfao:
TeeJay
08-18-2006, 10:46 AM
lynch mob up in dis bitch!!!
Brett
08-18-2006, 10:50 AM
WORD!!!
Rican219
08-18-2006, 10:54 AM
LIRL
Brett
08-18-2006, 10:59 AM
^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rican219
08-18-2006, 11:00 AM
KEEPS MILK WHITE :lmfao:
Tiff-O-Bitties
08-18-2006, 11:12 AM
haha