TRINI4LIFE
08-17-2006, 03:06 PM
> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
> >> wearing an oxygen mask
> >> over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,
> >> four hour surgical procedure.
> >>
> >> A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
> >>
> >> Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
> >> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I'm only
> >> here to wash your upper body and feet."
> >>
> >> He struggles to ask again, "Nurse are my testicles black?"
> >>
> >> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
> >> testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls
> >> back the covers.
> >> She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles
> >> in the other, lifting and moving them around.
> >>
> >> Then, she takes a close look and says,"There's nothing wrong with
> >> them, Sir!!"
> >>
> >> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very s
> >> lowly, Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,
> >> very closely......
> >>
> >> "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a ck?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> wearing an oxygen mask
> >> over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,
> >> four hour surgical procedure.
> >>
> >> A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
> >>
> >> Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
> >> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I'm only
> >> here to wash your upper body and feet."
> >>
> >> He struggles to ask again, "Nurse are my testicles black?"
> >>
> >> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
> >> testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls
> >> back the covers.
> >> She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles
> >> in the other, lifting and moving them around.
> >>
> >> Then, she takes a close look and says,"There's nothing wrong with
> >> them, Sir!!"
> >>
> >> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very s
> >> lowly, Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,
> >> very closely......
> >>
> >> "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a ck?"
> >>
> >>
> >>