Dominic49
08-17-2006, 12:03 AM
WhiskeyGirl: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
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>40-ish.............................................49
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>Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
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>Athletic......................................No tits
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>Average looking....................Ugly
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>Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
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>Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
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>Emotionally Secure......................On medication
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>Feminist.......................................... Fat
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>Free spirit....................................Junkie
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>Friendship first..........................Former slut
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>Fun..........................................Annoy ing
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>New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
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>Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
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>Open-minded.................................Desperate
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>Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
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>Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
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>Professional....................................Bi tch
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>Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
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>Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
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>Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
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>WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
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>1. Yes = No
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>2. No = Yes
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>3. Maybe = No
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>4. We need = I want..
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>5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
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>6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
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>7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
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>8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
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>9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
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>10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
>about?
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>MEN'S ENGLISH:
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>1. I am hungry = I am hungry
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>2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
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>3. I am tired = I am tired
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>4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
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>5. I love you = Let's have sex now
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>6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
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>7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
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>8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
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>9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
>10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
>11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
> _____
>
>
>40-ish.............................................49
>
>Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
>
>Athletic......................................No tits
>
>Average looking....................Ugly
>
>Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
>
>Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
>
>Emotionally Secure......................On medication
>
>Feminist.......................................... Fat
>
>Free spirit....................................Junkie
>
>Friendship first..........................Former slut
>
>Fun..........................................Annoy ing
>
>New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
>
>Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
>
>Open-minded.................................Desperate
>
>Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
>
>Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
>
>Professional....................................Bi tch
>
>Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
>
>Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
>
>Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
>
>WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
>
>1. Yes = No
>
>2. No = Yes
>
>3. Maybe = No
>
>4. We need = I want..
>
>5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
>
>6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
>
>7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
>
>8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
>
>9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
>
>10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
>about?
>
>MEN'S ENGLISH:
>
>1. I am hungry = I am hungry
>
>2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
>
>3. I am tired = I am tired
>
>4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
>
>5. I love you = Let's have sex now
>
>6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
>
>7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
>8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
>9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
>10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
>11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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