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The Ren
05-19-2005, 12:49 PM
Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone."

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border; Giving the full feeling

MCI: for friends and family Double

Mintouble your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

B16a2 Civic
05-19-2005, 12:54 PM
lotta time on your hands huh....and thinkin about a lil suntin suntin uh...
oh and all the above applies for me except the family thing, i dont live in alabama

Kevykev
05-19-2005, 12:56 PM
i'm not sold on any of those cheap slogans

Jimmy B
05-19-2005, 01:14 PM
none....its a better felling

lol.. :)

Scrappy
05-19-2005, 01:28 PM
jimmy you are horrible man! lol

Kevykev
05-19-2005, 01:35 PM
slogan:

"BIRTH CONTROL, because condonms are wack"

...but make sure no one infected

Jimmy B
05-19-2005, 03:04 PM
lol, why? bc is SO much better!! and you dont have an issue about breakage.. make sure she is clean, then have at it... its messier anyway that way.. afterwards, ya gotta take a shower together, then do it in the shower, then it leads from ther to the couch.. :) its fun.. hrs upon hrs of good stuff

Brett
05-19-2005, 03:09 PM
none....its a better felling

lol.. :)

:werd:

LaurenK
05-19-2005, 03:13 PM
lol

Brett
05-19-2005, 03:25 PM
^^ How Yuuuuuuuuu doin? ;)

Leisa
05-19-2005, 04:15 PM
I dont use condoms :cool:

B16a2 Civic
05-19-2005, 04:17 PM
I dont use condoms :cool:


of course ;), now does brett?

Leisa
05-19-2005, 04:21 PM
fuck no....

eViLMunkey
05-19-2005, 05:50 PM
I'd go for the California Lotto Condoms...

Casey
05-19-2005, 07:22 PM
lol, why? bc is SO much better!! and you dont have an issue about breakage.. make sure she is clean, then have at it... its messier anyway that way.. afterwards, ya gotta take a shower together, then do it in the shower, then it leads from ther to the couch.. :) its fun.. hrs upon hrs of good stuff

:goodjob::werd:

Pher
05-19-2005, 08:40 PM
Condoms suck I only use them when I have to :(
But I did like this one...

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

bigb996
05-19-2005, 09:58 PM
The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...
100% thats good stuff

ahmonrah
05-21-2005, 03:00 AM
none....its a better felling

lol.. :)
good point, but only in a committed long term relationship.

but with or without one: Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

ahmonrah
05-21-2005, 03:03 AM
none....its a better felling

lol.. :)

funny enough i tend to hear
"have you came yet??!!
i can only take so much!
how 'bout a break?
fuck, you really are persistent! i can only come so many times.
good point, but only in a committed long term relationship.

YokotaS13
05-21-2005, 07:46 PM
can i use DSM condoms....guaranteed to break under pressure