OFFICIAL TRICKONOMETRY THREAD...

[quickdodge®]

Ok. I found my post from a few weeks ago about the prices for a trick. Here, along with today's posts, is a kind of break down on some things about trickdom that you need to go before heading out to get that Georgia Dome you've been wanting.

WHERE TO GO:

It depends on where you go to get top.

If you go to the Auburn Ave-Edgewood Ave-Moreland(around I-20), you will pay between $10-15 for a berry. These women will give the ass for about $20. They are your crack whores. They get in your car for as little as $5-10 sometimes. They just want to get enough money for their next fix.

If you go on down Boulevard to Ponce De Leon, turn left and then go down two red lights and turn right, you will get into the "professionl" hooker areas. These are the ones that won't look at you for less than $30. They do this for a living. Most of them aren't even on drugs. They pay rent, buy groceries and live off this money. Some even have regular daytime jobs, also. I guess you can call them the "classy" ones of the "profession." Some have decent homes/condos.

On Metropolitan Ave, if you pick up a trick, they are, more-than-likely, trying to make a little side money after getting off work at the strip joint. SO they charge a pretty penny for their cervixes.

Fulton Industrial Blvd has your "lot-lizards." They have pimps that are nastier than the girl. These girls will also get in your ride for about $10-15. They get the money for a little bit of all of the above. Drugs, money, pimp, and a roof over their head. They stay in the extended stay hotels.

Undercover vs. Real Thing

Undercover tricks will not dress revealingly. They will wear close to "daisy-duke" type shorts, but will not wear dresses or mini-skirts. They will not walk up to your car and lean on it. They also will not lick their lips or make obscene gestures to you. They most certainly will not get in your car. They will tell you to go around somewhere to meet them in a room. Ask a trick what she has to offer. If she asks you what you want, ask her what she charges for whatever. If she does not speak vulgarly, she is undercover. An undercover will not specifically say what she can do. Instead, she'll say, "We can do whatever." or "Pull over and we'll talk about it."

Real hoes will do all of the above mentioned.

Also, remember, about 95% of the time, look behind or to the immediate left or right of a trick. If she is undercover, there will be a hotel/motel there.

Inside the car

Once you get the berry in your ride, here's what will go down(before she does).

She'll feel your "package" to make sure you aren't a cop. Cops sometimes hide their badges in their pants. They always take the money upfront. There is no lay-away plan. This is like Metro PCS....prepaid.

Hookers will not go into the backseat. If you get servixes in your car, it will always take place in the front seat. If you're getting top, it will take place in your(driver) seat. If you are getting ass, you will get it in the passenger seat. No backseats and no passengers. If you try to go somewhere with a friend thinking you will both get "lucky?" Think again. If there is more than one person, that's a no go.

There you have it. Need any more info? Just hit me up. Later, QD.

[Mr_Mischif]

I vote for a "sticky".

[Hektik]

ooo oooo oooooo me me me
~*raises hand *~

"Professor Stretch how do i get hookers to eat each other out"










lol

[Keebs ð¿ð]

LIRL!!! Great write up! *Vote for sticky as well*

[Seymour222]

Holy Shit. I cant believe someone actually was able to do a "write-up" on Hooker Etiquette/Protocol.

[quickdodge®]

"Professor Stretch how do i get hookers to eat each other out"

Won't happen. Maybe for serious cash. But I doubt anyone would fork over that much money to see that. You're more apt to have this happen between two strippers in VIP if you gave the right amount of money. Later, QD.

[Scrappy]

:lmfao: hahaha is there really such thing as a classy hooker, trick or prostitute?! cause last i checked... there arent any

[Hektik]

:lmfao: hahaha is there really such thing as a classy hooker, trick or prostitute?! cause last i checked... there arent any

hell yea what u think an escort is

[Scrappy]

uhh dont see a escort as anything classy... but whatever gets you guys laidi guess works these days

[Hektik]

well my marriage license is what gets me laid. but i mean if ur differentiating between a crack whore and an escort wouldnt that make the escort look classy lol

[Allshow97]

Nice post! Vote for sticky as well :goodjob: +1 for you :D

[Halfwit]

i hope i wont have to use this info...

[thinkfast®]

ttt

lol

[Ms Dollar]

alrighty...

[The Golden Child]

L O FUCKING L !!!

[Nittanys1]

funny shit!

['chell]

okee dokee then...

[quickdodge®]

:lmfao: hahaha is there really such thing as a classy hooker, trick or prostitute?! cause last i checked... there arent any

Any woman who sells her snatch on a street corner, through a service or however is not classified as classy. It takes a low person to do that. I think the same of strippers. They're just hookers that don't get laid(pretty much). I had a neat-o life as a teenager on th emean streets of Atlanta. Lolol. Actually, I was an adult on those streets and learned quite a bit during my rough times. Later, QD.

[ShooterMcGavin]

so you know all this shit from being a john or a hooker? :D

[Stormhammer]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/2226/oldads06bn4.jpg

[quickdodge®]

so you know all this shit from being a john or a hooker? :D

Neither. Homeless. Later, QD.

[ShooterMcGavin]

lol, good answer :goodjob:

[quickdodge®]

lol, good answer :goodjob:

And serious. Trust me. I've come a long ways from 8 years ago. Later, QD.

[§treet_§peed]

good stuff...but i have to agre i hop i never have to use it..lol

[ShooterMcGavin]

And serious. Trust me. I've come a long ways from 8 years ago. Later, QD.

then all the more props to you :goodjob:

[quickdodge®]

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Later, QD.

[_Christian_]

if i get aids anytime soon ill just go down moreland and pick up a nasty one for a 10 rock

[Driftk1d350z]

wow...good stuff to know?

[BTLFED]

This is the best thread evar! :lmfao:

+1 when I can! :goodjob:

[HEATON]

Haha, Back in Germany, they had "B40 Hoes" Bc they would sit on the side of the B40 road in their lil motorhomes with a redlight as their dome light, when it was ever one, they were in business..lol

In Frankfurt, at the Red Light District, they have the ''stairs'' Its like a 8 story hotel with about 20/30 rooms on each floor, also each floor is a different ethnicity. Never played with the Devil, but it was always fun to walk thru drunk after partying and see all the ladies talkin shit to each other competeing for money.

[quickdodge®]

This thread is about Atlanta area pleasure prowlers; not Europe or Asia. Most of us will not be in those areas in any time in their life, so let's stick to the local area sack-drainers. Lolol. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

For real. Later, QD.

[81911SC]

Bump

["B"]

Professor QD, how much would it cost to get two hookers together in a hotel room, running around with crash helmets on, and running into each other?

Also, what about one hooker allowing you to play putt-putt golf at her wind mill?

[quickdodge®]

Professor QD, how much would it cost to get two hookers together in a hotel room, running around with crash helmets on, and running into each other?

The frequent flyers of the night rarely go to a hotel room of your picking, even in pairs. I auppose if the money was right, they would. But if you spend that much, you'd be better off using an escort service. I'm also pretty sure that the disease-on-wheels would not succumb to your request to wear any sort of "gear" that you want them to.

Some people get Escorts and sexual nightcrawlers mixed up. Call girls do this for a living as in they actually go to an office(for the most part) and then head out to the job site. Ten second tricks are just that. They're in and out faster than a laxative. Later, QD.

["B"]

So you doubt that I could get any slut to let me play putt-putt with their wind mill?

[Fred Sanford]

Ok. I found my post from a few weeks ago about the prices for a trick. Here, along with today's posts, is a kind of break down on some things about trickdom that you need to go before heading out to get that Georgia Dome you've been wanting.

WHERE TO GO:

It depends on where you go to get top.

If you go to the Auburn Ave-Edgewood Ave-Moreland(around I-20), you will pay between $10-15 for a berry. These women will give the ass for about $20. They are your crack whores. They get in your car for as little as $5-10 sometimes. They just want to get enough money for their next fix.

If you go on down Boulevard to Ponce De Leon, turn left and then go down two red lights and turn right, you will get into the "professionl" hooker areas. These are the ones that won't look at you for less than $30. They do this for a living. Most of them aren't even on drugs. They pay rent, buy groceries and live off this money. Some even have regular daytime jobs, also. I guess you can call them the "classy" ones of the "profession." Some have decent homes/condos.

On Metropolitan Ave, if you pick up a trick, they are, more-than-likely, trying to make a little side money after getting off work at the strip joint. SO they charge a pretty penny for their cervixes.

Fulton Industrial Blvd has your "lot-lizards." They have pimps that are nastier than the girl. These girls will also get in your ride for about $10-15. They get the money for a little bit of all of the above. Drugs, money, pimp, and a roof over their head. They stay in the extended stay hotels.

Undercover vs. Real Thing

Undercover tricks will not dress revealingly. They will wear close to "daisy-duke" type shorts, but will not wear dresses or mini-skirts. They will not walk up to your car and lean on it. They also will not lick their lips or make obscene gestures to you. They most certainly will not get in your car. They will tell you to go around somewhere to meet them in a room. Ask a trick what she has to offer. If she asks you what you want, ask her what she charges for whatever. If she does not speak vulgarly, she is undercover. An undercover will not specifically say what she can do. Instead, she'll say, "We can do whatever." or "Pull over and we'll talk about it."

Real hoes will do all of the above mentioned.

Also, remember, about 95% of the time, look behind or to the immediate left or right of a trick. If she is undercover, there will be a hotel/motel there.

Inside the car

Once you get the berry in your ride, here's what will go down(before she does).

She'll feel your "package" to make sure you aren't a cop. Cops sometimes hide their badges in their pants. They always take the money upfront. There is no lay-away plan. This is like Metro PCS....prepaid.

Hookers will not go into the backseat. If you get servixes in your car, it will always take place in the front seat. If you're getting top, it will take place in your(driver) seat. If you are getting ass, you will get it in the passenger seat. No backseats and no passengers. If you try to go somewhere with a friend thinking you will both get "lucky?" Think again. If there is more than one person, that's a no go.

There you have it. Need any more info? Just hit me up. Later, QD.
Why am I not the least bit suprised to see this thread was made by a loser fat bastard such as yourself. Life must suck when you have to pay crackhead to service you.:lmfao: Let me guess, you think the strippers at clubs and waitresses at hooters love you and want you.http://smiliesftw.com/x/greddyrofl.gif

[Fred Sanford]

Awww poor fatty Mcbigmac got pussyhurt at my above comments and had to give me neg rep, his only recourse.

05-15-2007 11:29 PM quickdodge® dummy...
News flash ace, I don't give a shit. Another news flash ace, my friend sold his car. Go back to fucking STD infested crackwhores and thinking you're 'the man.' http://smiliesftw.com/x/awwnigga_alcky.gif

[ISAtlanta300]

http://ohsnap.ytmnd.com/

[cactusEG]

Ok. I found my post from a few weeks ago about the prices for a trick. Here, along with today's posts, is a kind of break down on some things about trickdom that you need to go before heading out to get that Georgia Dome you've been wanting.

WHERE TO GO:

It depends on where you go to get top.

If you go to the Auburn Ave-Edgewood Ave-Moreland(around I-20), you will pay between $10-15 for a berry. These women will give the ass for about $20. They are your crack whores. They get in your car for as little as $5-10 sometimes. They just want to get enough money for their next fix.

If you go on down Boulevard to Ponce De Leon, turn left and then go down two red lights and turn right, you will get into the "professionl" hooker areas. These are the ones that won't look at you for less than $30. They do this for a living. Most of them aren't even on drugs. They pay rent, buy groceries and live off this money. Some even have regular daytime jobs, also. I guess you can call them the "classy" ones of the "profession." Some have decent homes/condos.

On Metropolitan Ave, if you pick up a trick, they are, more-than-likely, trying to make a little side money after getting off work at the strip joint. SO they charge a pretty penny for their cervixes.

Fulton Industrial Blvd has your "lot-lizards." They have pimps that are nastier than the girl. These girls will also get in your ride for about $10-15. They get the money for a little bit of all of the above. Drugs, money, pimp, and a roof over their head. They stay in the extended stay hotels.

Undercover vs. Real Thing

Undercover tricks will not dress revealingly. They will wear close to "daisy-duke" type shorts, but will not wear dresses or mini-skirts. They will not walk up to your car and lean on it. They also will not lick their lips or make obscene gestures to you. They most certainly will not get in your car. They will tell you to go around somewhere to meet them in a room. Ask a trick what she has to offer. If she asks you what you want, ask her what she charges for whatever. If she does not speak vulgarly, she is undercover. An undercover will not specifically say what she can do. Instead, she'll say, "We can do whatever." or "Pull over and we'll talk about it."

Real hoes will do all of the above mentioned.

Also, remember, about 95% of the time, look behind or to the immediate left or right of a trick. If she is undercover, there will be a hotel/motel there.

Inside the car

Once you get the berry in your ride, here's what will go down(before she does).

She'll feel your "package" to make sure you aren't a cop. Cops sometimes hide their badges in their pants. They always take the money upfront. There is no lay-away plan. This is like Metro PCS....prepaid.

Hookers will not go into the backseat. If you get servixes in your car, it will always take place in the front seat. If you're getting top, it will take place in your(driver) seat. If you are getting ass, you will get it in the passenger seat. No backseats and no passengers. If you try to go somewhere with a friend thinking you will both get "lucky?" Think again. If there is more than one person, that's a no go.

There you have it. Need any more info? Just hit me up. Later, QD.

you most have fucked alot of hookers in ur day

[quickdodge®]

you most have fucked alot of hookers in ur day

No sir. But I've had quite the life. Later, QD.

[cactusEG]

No sir. But I've had quite the life. Later, QD.

if u have its coo... no shame in getting some cute as long as their 18+:love:

[quickdodge®]

if u have its coo... no shame in getting some cute as long as their 18+:love:

I have nothing to hide. If I had, I'd admit it. But the life I led before straightening up, involved some wild, downtown shit. Later, QD.

[cactusEG]

I have nothing to hide. If I had, I'd admit it. But the life I led before straightening up, involved some wild, downtown shit. Later, QD.

dude when i use to live in san antonio, i'd see all kinds of crazy shit next door nabors selling hoes and drugs and shit like that

[Fred Sanford]

I have nothing to hide. If I had, I'd admit it. But the life I led before straightening up, involved some wild, downtown shit. Later, QD.
Is this homeless bastard talk for eating out of garbage cans?
How many winshields did you wash at intersections you panhandling bastard?

[cactusEG]

Is this homeless bastard talk for eating out of garbage cans?
How many winshields did you wash at intersections you panhandling bastard?

:lmfao: :lmfao: