How do i become a knight?

[Maverick]

i wanna be a medieval times knight.............hows that work?

[TeeJay]

submit your resume

[down_shift]

do you have renaissance fair experience?

[Maverick]

yea, because ive had experience in swordplay, jousting, and riding horses..... doesnt hurt to try

[Maverick]

do you have renaissance fair experience?
thats a negative, i dont think asian people existed in medieval times :D

[quickdodge®]

I used to joust:

http://www.classicgaming.com/2600ce/art/gotw/joust/joust1.jpg

Later, QD.

[§treet_§peed]

:lmfao:

[TeeJay]

thats a negative, i dont think asian people existed in medieval times :D
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: funniest shit i read all day!!

[quickdodge®]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: funniest shit i read all day!!

He's actually right. Asian people weren't invented until the late 1860's. In 1769, the car was invented. After about 100 years of shitty reliability(most people went back to riding horses--see Little House on the Prairie), Asian people were introduced to make more reliable, gas/energy saving vehicles. Later, QD.

[B16a2 Civic]

give me a minute, whill i turn my astro vam into a time machine, you'll make you a medieval knight in no time

[Maverick]

He's actually right. Asian people weren't invented until the late 1860's. In 1769, the car was invented. After about 100 years of shitty reliability(most people went back to riding horses--see Little House on the Prairie), Asian people were introduced to make more reliable, gas/energy saving vehicles. Later, QD.


bwahaha :goodjob:

[Maverick]

anyone know how much they make?

[TeeJay]

asian people?? dunno

[quickdodge®]

anyone know how much they make?

Back when they were first invented, they made about 100 of them. As Japanese cars started gaining popularity, the need for more production numbers rose. The few Asians around could not keep up with the demand, so more were created. Now, the factory makes about 100,000 Asian people per day to keep up with supply and demand. Later, QD.

[TeeJay]

i wanna trade my asian person in for another one, mine is not up to par with many tasks, such as cleaning the house, cooking dinner, etc...

[quickdodge®]

As Japanese cars started gaining popularity, the need for more production numbers rose.

I need to clarify something. I posted, specifically, Japanese cars. As with all types of people, there are the "not-quite-with-it" crowd. The white people have rednecks for example. Well, a few of the Asian people that were in the production of the auto weren't quite "cutting it" according to standards. SO they were all sent to another region and they named them Koreans. The cars they built were labeled as Hyundai. Later, QD.

[TeeJay]

I need to clarify something. I posted, specifically, Japanese cars. As with all types of people, there are the "not-quite-with-it" crowd. The white people have rednecks for example. Well, a few of the Asian people that were in the production of the auto weren't quite "cutting it" according to standards. SO they were all sent to another region and they named them Koreans. The cars they built were labeled as Hyundai. Later, QD.
oh hellllz to tha nizzaw!!!! :lmfao:

[quickdodge®]

oh hellllz to tha nizzaw!!!! :lmfao:

THis, of course, doesn't apply to all Koreans. Just in the automotive making industry. Later, QD.

[Maverick]

haha awesome

[The Golden Child]

hmmm ..

[down_shift]

He's actually right. Asian people weren't invented until the late 1860's. In 1769, the car was invented. After about 100 years of shitty reliability(most people went back to riding horses--see Little House on the Prairie), Asian people were introduced to make more reliable, gas/energy saving vehicles. Later, QD.

I though they were invented in the 1840's to buiild the railroads?

[quickdodge®]

I though they were invented in the 1840's to buiild the railroads?

A popular misconception because drunk rednecks quite resembled early Asian people. Later, QD.

[Dominic49]

what about gun powder in the 800s?