Things that make you go huh?

[Allshow97]

Dumb but interesting quotes!

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents a Pound."
-Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
-Alan Minter. - Boxer

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
-Anonymous Manufacturer

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
-Bill Peterson, Football Coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net"
-Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
-Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
-Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"The team has come along slow but fast."
-Casey Stengel, Baseball player/manager

"Most lies about blondes are false."
-Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
-Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice President

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix"
-Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice President

"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."
-Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."
-Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

"It is white."
-George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
-George Gobel

"We're going to move left and right at the same time."
-Jerry Brown, Governor of California

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
-Julian Wakefield, Missouri Basketball player

"The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas."
-Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

"Solutions are not the answer."
-Richard Nixon, Former U.S. President

Feel free to add to this as you see fit :D That is all.

[HvyArms]

this post sucks, all your posts suck, you suck, so does that last quote, it sucks, and your font sucks too. Sucky

[Allshow97]

this post sucks, all your posts suck, you suck, so does that last quote, it sucks, and your font sucks too. Sucky

:2up: :2up: :2up:

[HvyArms]

those smileys suck

[Allshow97]

those smileys suck

LoL your all about some suckin aren't ya? :goodjob:

[HvyArms]

LoL your all about some suckin aren't ya? :goodjob:

You just look at the nipples, me...well I prefer to suck. Sue me.

[GLI2envy]

Huh? :lmfao:

[Allshow97]

You just look at the nipples, me...well I prefer to suck. Sue me.

Nah I prefer to motorboat :tongue1: the ladies love it :goodjob:

[HvyArms]

Huh? :lmfao:


shut up, thats what

[Allshow97]

shut up, thats what

You'll have to excuse him, someone shit in his wheaties this mornin :lmfao:

[LiL PaKi]

here's something for u to go huh?...

[LiL PaKi]

and this is for clarification

[Allshow97]

Eh? :???:

[LiL PaKi]

Eh? :???:

ok fine i thought it was funny.. GOSH! hahaha

[Allshow97]

The pancake shit was funny... The IHOP photo... I think I missed something :???:

[HvyArms]

Aisha is...fine? Wow, hmm. Anyway you suck GL, I forgot that part.

[{X}Echo419]

wtf

[Allshow97]

Apparently others didn't find my quotes as amuzing as I did.... :thinking:

[HvyArms]

Apparently others didn't find my quotes as amuzing as I did.... :thinking:

seen my new sig?

[Allshow97]

seen my new sig?

LoL! I see it now :lmfao:

[candy2082002]

hey..........dont make war make LOVE

[HvyArms]

hey..........dont make war make LOVE

to a man???

[candy2082002]

to a man???


ha ha ha no in general

[Allshow97]

ha ha ha no in general

Why can't it be to a man? :idb:

[candy2082002]

Why can't it be to a man? :idb:



ok it you want I was just using it in general

[Allshow97]

LoL ok :bump:

[{X}Echo419]

"that depends on what your definition of IS, is." BC

[LiL PaKi]

The pancake shit was funny... The IHOP photo... I think I missed something :???:

did u see the pancake on my head in the IHOP pic?

[LiL PaKi]

Aisha is...fine? Wow, hmm. Anyway you suck GL, I forgot that part.

...:???:

[Allshow97]

did u see the pancake on my head in the IHOP pic?

*Goes Looks* Oh SHIT!!! LIRL!!! Sorry I am a blind mofo!! LIRL :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[HvyArms]

Is it even possible to "make" love? Like, I mean I'm a virgin so maybe someone can explain this to me, but when two people do...the umm...yeah...when they do that, I don't think they make any "love" at all. Unless, love is the sweat and fluid and uggggggh sheeeesh

[HvyArms]

Huh? :lmfao:

That's GL, GL sucks. Makes sense?

[Allshow97]

Is it even possible to "make" love? Like, I mean I'm a virgin so maybe someone can explain this to me, but when two people do...the umm...yeah...when they do that, I don't think they make any "love" at all. Unless, love is the sweat and fluid and uggggggh sheeeesh

The "Love" part is the baby... When you two get it on and make a child. That child was made out of love 2 people had for one another. I think that explains it best... :thinking:

[candy2082002]

The "Love" part is the baby... When you two get it on and make a child. That child was made out of love 2 people had for one another. I think that explains it best... :thinking:


its not always the love being a baby, but like there are diff ways to you know .....taking your time and well um along with other stuff can make it into "making love" just depends

[Allshow97]

its not always the love being a baby, but like there are diff ways to you know .....taking your time and well um along with other stuff can make it into "making love" just depends

I was just trying to think of something he could refer to as having made love...

[HvyArms]

It should be called, making a mess.

[Allshow97]

It should be called, making a mess.

LoL or making STANK! :idb: :idb: :idb:

[candy2082002]

It should be called, making a mess.


ha ha a mess how would u know

[HvyArms]

Aisha is fly, did I mention that? No I think I said fine, hmm, same diff.


So, make love not war huh? What about peace? Quick question, is it necessary to establish peace, or is peace inate? Is the outcome of war, peace? Is peace, the foundation of love? Does war, beget love? WHY AM I STILL AT FREEKIN WORK???

[Allshow97]

ha ha a mess how would u know

Well really the only time you make a mess is if you earn your "Red Wings" :eek:

[HvyArms]

ha ha a mess how would u know

I wouldn't :D

[candy2082002]

Aisha is fly, did I mention that? No I think I said fine, hmm, same diff.


So, make love not war huh? What about peace? Quick question, is it necessary to establish peace, or is peace inate? Is the outcome of war, peace? Is peace, the foundation of love? Does war, beget love? WHY AM I STILL AT FREEKIN WORK???

ther use to be peace then came war so peace needs to be established again....... peace can be the outcome of war.....understanding i think is the foundation of peace....did i really just think that out wow!!

[HvyArms]

did i really just think that out wow!!

lolol good job!

[candy2082002]

lolol good job!


thanks I bet I was the only one to actually reply on that one ha ha wow

[LiL PaKi]

*Goes Looks* Oh SHIT!!! LIRL!!! Sorry I am a blind mofo!! LIRL :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


LIRL!!!:lmfao:

[HvyArms]

understanding i think is the foundation of peace

I believe that this is true. And it's why, as a civilization, we must place importance on educating ourselves, and peers, family, and so on. It's important to not form an opinion of a person, or religion, or culture based solely on assumptions and theory and conjecture. We do it everyday though, and I think that that is what divides us. Conjecture is the linchpin of war.

[candy2082002]

I believe that this is true. And it's why, as a civilization, we must place importance on educating ourselves, and peers, family, and so on. It's important to not form an opinion of a person, or religion, or culture based solely on assumptions and theory and conjecture. We do it everyday though, and I think that that is what divides us. Conjecture is the linchpin of war.


very very true.......:)

[Allshow97]

TTT so more can laugh :D

[HvyArms]

TTT so more can laugh :D

TT, whats TT?

[Allshow97]

TTT = To the Top :D

[candy2082002]

TTT so more can laugh :D

yeah wha is that?

[candy2082002]

TTT = To the Top :D

oh never then

[Allshow97]

yeah wha is that?

See this thread is all about people goin huh :???: :thinking: :???:

[candy2082002]

See this thread is all about people goin huh :???: :thinking: :???:


ha ha ha yeah

[Repost Squintz]

wtf? where the hell is that pic where it points wheree the thread was supposed to go and where it went? damn this thread made me more confused....

[Allshow97]

wtf? where the hell is that pic where it points wheree the thread was supposed to go and where it went? damn this thread made me more confused....

Exactly this thread has become very confusing :screwy:

[Keebs ð¿ð]

My right hand is freezing cold and my left hand is warm... its a very weird feeling. And yea I know that is completely off subject

[HvyArms]

:thinking: someone loan me $3,500

[HvyArms]

My right hand is freezing cold and my left hand is warm... its a very weird feeling. And yea I know that is completely off subject

dude, you're having a stroke. or a heart attack. or both

[Allshow97]

My right hand is freezing cold and my left hand is warm... its a very weird feeling. And yea I know that is completely off subject

Get your hand out of your britches :jerkit: and back in the A/C then maybe they would both be the same temp :lmfao:

[candy2082002]

dude, you're having a stroke. or a heart attack. or both


It would be a heart attack not a stroke

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Get your hand out of your britches :jerkit: and back in the A/C then maybe they would both be the same temp :lmfao:

Oh ya, that makes since... meh bad

[Allshow97]

It would be a heart attack not a stroke

Oh he's definately having a stroke :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :lmfao:

[candy2082002]

Oh he's definately having a stroke :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :lmfao:

ha ha ha ha wow

[Allshow97]

ha ha ha ha wow

LIRL!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Keebs ð¿ð]

LIRL!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

:goodjob: :cheers:

[candy2082002]

:thinking: someone loan me $3,500


for what?

[Allshow97]

:goodjob: :cheers:

Hey sometime later this evening me and a bunch of friends are gonna get together at Taco Mac or BWW you and whoever are welcome to join us! The more the merrier :cheers: I'll pm you my contact info and we can set up somethin if your down.

[candy2082002]

Hey sometime later this evening me and a bunch of friends are gonna get together at Taco Mac or BWW you and whoever are welcome to join us! The more the merrier :cheers: I'll pm you my contact info and we can set up somethin if your down.


whats BWW?:crazy:

[Allshow97]

Buffalo Wild Wings FTW!!! :goodjob:

[HvyArms]

for what?

I need new suspension parts.

[candy2082002]

I need new suspension parts.


oh ok sure ha ha

[candy2082002]

Buffalo Wild Wings FTW!!! :goodjob:


ooooooo wow sorry:screwy:

[Allshow97]

ooooooo wow sorry:screwy:

No problem most people can't handle my Acronym forming skillz :D Very closely related to my numchuck skillz, my computer hackin skillz, :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[candy2082002]

No problem most people can't handle my Acronym forming skillz :D Very closely related to my numchuck skillz, my computer hackin skillz, :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

wow really NUMCHUCK skillz.....how does one get numchuck skillz?

[Allshow97]

wow really NUMCHUCK skillz.....how does one get numchuck skillz?

I got one of those for dummies bookz. How to be Chuck Norris for dummies! :goodjob:

[candy2082002]

I got one of those for dummies bookz. How to be Chuck Norris for dummies! :goodjob:


sweet can I borrow it so I can master the skillz?

[Allshow97]

sweet can I borrow it so I can master the skillz?

Yeah! it even comes with a kickass bandana made out of a black wifebeater :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[candy2082002]

Yeah! it even comes with a kickass bandana made out of a black wifebeater :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:



wow thats awesome

[Allshow97]

wow thats awesome

Hell yeah! I also have the Steven Segal edition teaches you how to ALWAYS take someone down with 1 JUDO CHOP!

[candy2082002]

Hell yeah! I also have the Steven Segal edition teaches you how to ALWAYS take someone down with 1 JUDO CHOP!


ok sweet where are we going to do this at lol

[Allshow97]

ok sweet where are we going to do this at lol

Taco Mac tonight :D

[candy2082002]

Taco Mac tonight :D


alright what time?

[Allshow97]

Prolly about 9:30 ish :D The one on Douglas Blvd in Douglasville :D

[HvyArms]

Prolly about 9:30 ish :D The one on Douglas Blvd in Douglasville :D

thats way too close for me, lets do it somewhere further

[candy2082002]

thats way too close for me, lets do it somewhere further


too close, why too close isnt that kinda good?

[HvyArms]

no it's sorta bad. its too far I meant

[candy2082002]

no it's sorta bad. its too far I meant

ohhhh ok makes sense now

[Allshow97]

ohhhh ok makes sense now

Yeah i was for real like Huh? :???: :???: :???: There for a min!

[HvyArms]

so when the guy chases the cop out of the camera view, looks like some papers fly into the shot. did the cop try throwing his ticket book at the guy? lol wtf

[candy2082002]

so when the guy chases the cop out of the camera view, looks like some papers fly into the shot. did the cop try throwing his ticket book at the guy? lol wtf


looks like it

[Allshow97]

Yeah it does look like it I just thought the pic was funny! :D

[ECMgarrett]

Apparently others didn't find my quotes as amuzing as I did.... :thinking:

yes, they were dumb, and learn to spell "amusing"
thing about some of those, i feel like things were taken out of context, like some of the things that were put in werent punctuated correctly and parts of sentences were left off. it was dumb, youre dumb, youre name "all show 97" is dumb considering in your sig your car has stock wheels...

[candy2082002]

yes, they were dumb, and learn to spell "amusing"
thing about some of those, i feel like things were taken out of context, like some of the things that were put in werent punctuated correctly and parts of sentences were left off. it was dumb, youre dumb, youre name "all show 97" is dumb considering in your sig your car has stock wheels...




dont be mean:yes:

[Allshow97]

yes, they were dumb, and learn to spell "amusing"
thing about some of those, i feel like things were taken out of context, like some of the things that were put in werent punctuated correctly and parts of sentences were left off. it was dumb, youre dumb, youre name "all show 97" is dumb considering in your sig your car has stock wheels...

Well if you knew what car I had before I got the lude you wouldn't have jumped to conclusions there buddy! I use to have an all show 97 Honda Civic dipshit check your references before making further comments.

Thanks for playing, That is all.

[HvyArms]

Well if you knew what car I had before I got the lude you wouldn't have jumped to conclusions there buddy! I use to have an all show 97 Honda Civic dipshit check your references before making further comments.

Thanks for playing, That is all.


haaaaa ha

[ECMgarrett]

civic lol

[Allshow97]

civic lol

Yup it was a civic just like the majority of the import scene. I was happy with it and won several shows, say what you want but its all about your personal style and what you like.