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Brett
08-08-2006, 12:24 PM
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 60 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
The Golden Child
08-08-2006, 12:25 PM
so thats what Leisa told you huh ..
* RUNS *
Nemesis
08-08-2006, 12:25 PM
It seems as though you didnt copy and paste the whole joke lol
The Golden Child
08-08-2006, 12:29 PM
dont mind him his age is catching up ..
BluesClues
08-08-2006, 12:29 PM
ummmm ha ha?
Sammich
08-08-2006, 12:44 PM
ummmm ha ha?
:goodjob:
Brett
08-08-2006, 12:49 PM
It was the whole joke damnit!! lol
Allshow97
08-08-2006, 12:50 PM
LoL :goodjob:
Nemesis
08-08-2006, 12:51 PM
**insert fake lol **
~leaves~
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 12:51 PM
damn brett...and i quote leisa when i say this
is that it? im disappointed
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 12:52 PM
boo :hiss:
GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!
Sammich
08-08-2006, 12:56 PM
KITT and Michael say..
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/gay161.jpg
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 12:57 PM
hell naw, brett gettin called out by jr. members lol
wtfeezy brett
Sammich
08-08-2006, 12:58 PM
hell naw, brett gettin called out by jr. members lol
wtfeezy brett
:lmfao:
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 01:02 PM
LIRL, jr members runnin brett out of here
ECMgarrett
08-08-2006, 01:07 PM
not funny
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 01:17 PM
i don't get it guys....please explain.
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 01:17 PM
no need to explain dee, brett posted half a joke and wants full credit
BYAAAAAAAAH!
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 01:18 PM
byaaaaaaaah
Nemesis
08-08-2006, 01:19 PM
LOL Half a joke ftl Brett, gtfo!
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 01:19 PM
I'm gonna read this joke, then I'm gonna grab my monitor and throw it THROUGH the desk! BYAAAAAAAAAH!
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 01:21 PM
when i see brett again, imma say this joke to him with a straight faced and see what he does
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 01:21 PM
then I'm gonna take a shower, and rub soap all over BYAAAAAAAAAH!
Nemesis
08-08-2006, 01:21 PM
then I'm gonna take a shower, and rub soap all over BYAAAAAAAAAH!
.....
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 01:22 PM
when i see brett again, imma say this joke to him with a straight faced and see what he does
you know he got all timers disease, he probly wont remember.. but he'll laugh anyways cause its vaguely familiar
what a sap
The Golden Child
08-08-2006, 01:23 PM
then I'm gonna take a shower, and rub soap all over BYAAAAAAAAAH!
uhhh ..
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 01:24 PM
jorje jorny again
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 01:26 PM
cmon steve-o, you dont remember chapelles show when he did that BYAAAAH skit, shit was hilarious
no?
Nemesis
08-08-2006, 01:26 PM
cmon steve-o, you dont remember chapelles show when he did that BYAAAAH skit, shit was hilarious
no?
NO
The Golden Child
08-08-2006, 01:26 PM
i missed it ..
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 01:33 PM
byahhhhhhhhhh!
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 01:33 PM
um ricky....we have the new chapelle show on dvd so that episode hasn't come out on tv yet. DUH!
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 01:34 PM
no, byaaah did come already
THEN WERE TAKIN ATLANTA, AND NEW MEXICO, CANADA, JERSEY
BYYYAAAAAAAAH
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 01:35 PM
hey mr nemesis guy, did i meet you at varsity last week? cuz i don't remember. hehe
The Golden Child
08-08-2006, 01:36 PM
i dont remember ..
Nemesis
08-08-2006, 01:37 PM
hey mr nemesis guy, did i meet you at varsity last week? cuz i don't remember. hehe
I believe so, miss itsjustdee girl. :whaasup:
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 01:44 PM
yea dee it was out on TV already, he went to new mexico, then california, then washington d.c BYAAAAAAAAAAH!
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 01:45 PM
dee, you bad
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 02:08 PM
I believe so, miss itsjustdee girl. :whaasup:
oh nothing. i just saw that u said "nice to meet u" in our no limit thread and i don't remember meeting u. maybe u saw me, but never introduced urself so like HI! NICE TO MEET YOU NEMESIS. LOL
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 02:08 PM
dee, you bad
why am i bad? i don't get it.
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 02:12 PM
dee.....nevermind
: texts ricky:
body slam dee for me
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 02:25 PM
yea its on tonite dee.. you hear me? I'm gonna let you in the crib, then you makin some grub, then I grab you and throw you on the carpet BYAAAAAAAAAH!
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 02:32 PM
yea its on tonite dee.. you hear me? I'm gonna let you in the crib, then you makin some grub, then I grab you and throw you on the carpet BYAAAAAAAAAH!
thanks for telling me in advance becuz now i don't have to cook you dinner if you're gonna throw me on the carpet.
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 02:33 PM
OMG BYAAAAAAAAAAH!
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 02:35 PM
LOL stop with the byah geezusss ricky!
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 02:35 PM
whats for dinner anyways, we aint got no got damn milk so no cereal for me BYAAAAAAAAAH!
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 02:55 PM
hey ricky, wanna do me a favor?
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 02:56 PM
Dee, your sig is nws
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 02:58 PM
whats for dinner anyways, we aint got no got damn milk so no cereal for me BYAAAAAAAAAH!
HAHA...i don't know. what do you want for dinner? dammit, i still have 4 hours in this hell hole.
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 02:59 PM
whats nws mean?
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 02:59 PM
NOT
WORK
SAFE
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 03:00 PM
OMG dee what is goin on in your sig, why did the pic cut off right where your shirt should be
hmm, how convenient
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 03:01 PM
dee wild'n son
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 03:03 PM
it didn't cut off. what areyou talking about? lol
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 03:09 PM
dee fa real, i have to scroll past your sig real fast everytime i work, you n eed to stop playing coy and change tha sig
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 03:10 PM
yea sure dee, it just so happens we cant see your clothes.. hmm
so whats the favor about dee, whats goin on.. if you were gonna ask me to lay by the pool and check out the females, while I eat chicken wings, then yes, I'll do it.. just for you ;)
The Golden Child
08-08-2006, 03:14 PM
lirl ..
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 03:14 PM
ok i'll change it. lemme find a new pic
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 03:15 PM
ricky, can you send me that pic thats on ur fone? LOL
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 03:15 PM
yeah and WITH clothes this time
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 03:18 PM
oh nevermind ricky. b wants a pic with clothes on. not a boobie shot. HAHA
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 03:19 PM
oh goodness..
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 03:19 PM
haha I forgot about that one, bout to upload it on myspace as well
:sends to B on the low low:
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 03:20 PM
: opens picture mail:
hmmm, bigger then i expected
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 03:22 PM
hahaha, you see me throwin the W right
always a representer, that ricky
The Golden Child
08-08-2006, 03:22 PM
bahahahahaha always coastin ..
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 03:25 PM
hey i wanna see the pic too. lol i'm a put it up as my sig.
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 03:33 PM
:whistles:
nothin to see here folks
The Golden Child
08-08-2006, 03:36 PM
:no: :no:
LIRL !!!
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 03:39 PM
hahaha OMG you gonna get it steve-o, I can already smell it
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 03:39 PM
bump
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 03:41 PM
as you can tell steve-o that is clearly NOT her back, do you see the formation of meat there, right where the cleavage line is?
maybe someone should draw a diagram
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 03:42 PM
yeah, he made a bad hypothoseis about this one
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 03:44 PM
man, when dee see this she gon be like steveo lemme see ya nuts, BYAAAAAAAAH!
The Golden Child
08-08-2006, 03:44 PM
as you can tell steve-o that is clearly NOT her back, do you see the formation of meat there, right where the cleavage line is?
maybe someone should draw a diagram
flexing her back ??
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 03:45 PM
oh snap, shes gon straight byaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yo nuts
with an extra byaaaaaaaaaaaah
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 03:45 PM
i didn't say post it up on IA! please DELETE! thank you.
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 03:48 PM
:whistles:
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 03:50 PM
hey ricky, do me a favor?!
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 03:50 PM
man up Dee, aint no one in this thread but us
Sammich
08-08-2006, 03:51 PM
man up Dee, aint no one in this thread but us
lies lies...all lies:lmfao: :crazy:
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 03:51 PM
oh shit, where phat come from?
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 03:52 PM
hey ricky, do me a favor?!
1. what is it
2. when should I expect re-payment
3. better not involve outdoors or anything outside
go on
The Golden Child
08-08-2006, 03:54 PM
i didnt say anything ..
itsjustdee
08-08-2006, 03:55 PM
1. what is it
2. when should I expect re-payment
3. better not involve outdoors or anything outside
go on
get me some lunch cuz i can't leave the office!
Sammich
08-08-2006, 03:55 PM
oh shit, where phat come from?
bottom of the crack pot im back LIRL
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 03:55 PM
LIRL
ay you see how the cat in my sig slides when he comes back in the picture?
Sammich
08-08-2006, 04:00 PM
yea that joint is supa stupid LIRL
thinkfast®
08-08-2006, 04:07 PM
haha hell naw, whats that cat doin, he wild'n son, we wildn in Sam Goodys, thats crazy
B16a2 Civic
08-08-2006, 04:12 PM
yeah man, that cat on the cali icky
Sammich
08-08-2006, 04:19 PM
hahaa looks like the 420 is dryin his eyes out
The Golden Child
08-08-2006, 04:19 PM
the cat is buggn fuh realz ..
The Golden Child
08-08-2006, 04:21 PM
haha Ricky saving me from Dee .. GOOD LOOKZ !!!
The Golden Child
08-08-2006, 04:21 PM
c my rep Ricky ..
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