Ladies and Gentlemen I am currently downloading the greatest thing ever...

[HalfBaked]

OREGON FUCKING TRAIL!

We are currently moving into a new house and we won't have CABLE OR INTERNET until the 15th, starting later today.

I know you will all miss me. I'll miss you too, so I'm stocking up on things I can do without internet.

So Oregon Trail came to mind first...

Any other badass things I should download besides kids games and porn?

[1439/2000]

That should take like like 4 seconds to download.

Arkanoid, Pong, Ms Pacman.

[brads94accord]

you tried to ford the river and it was too deep...your oxen drowned and you were killed by the indians after trying to trade your carriage for a boat and you were eaten.

[BluesClues]

Hell naw I haven't played that since like the 7th grade!

[The Yousef]

holy shit...that was the best game ever back in elementary school!!!! :lmfao:

[B16a2 Civic]

oh god, organ trail, make sure you bring a doctor, so you dont die from the plague

[MachNU]

Half answer your PM's!!!!! :ninja:

[HalfBaked]

I'd be a liar if I said I haven't played in a few months...

I like how on the updated version there are buffalo stampedes.

It is like

"Oh no buffalo stampede.

Would you like to rest here and wait it out...or..

Go hunting"

FUCK YEA I'M GOING HUNTING!

"You killed 3138 lbs of meat, you were only able to carry back 32 lbs. If you continue to hunt in this area food will become scarce."

[HalfBaked]

Half answer your PM's!!!!! :ninja:


I don't have any PMS...

If it is about the tranny, I don't got the money right now, hell I'm selling golf clubs to buy beer/food.

[B16a2 Civic]

I'd be a liar if I said I haven't played in a few months...

I like how on the updated version there are buffalo stampedes.

It is like

"Oh no buffalo stampede.

Would you like to rest here and wait it out...or..

Go hunting"

FUCK YEA I'M GOING HUNTING!

"You killed 3138 lbs of meat, you were only able to carry back 32 lbs. If you continue to hunt in this area food will become scarce."

LIRL, i wanna play now

[The Yousef]

I'd be a liar if I said I haven't played in a few months...

I like how on the updated version there are buffalo stampedes.

It is like

"Oh no buffalo stampede.

Would you like to rest here and wait it out...or..

Go hunting"

FUCK YEA I'M GOING HUNTING!

"You killed 3138 lbs of meat, you were only able to carry back 32 lbs. If you continue to hunt in this area food will become scarce."

or you can try to kill everyone in your wagon as fast as you can....that is what we did back in the day....


probably explains my personality now... :lmao:

[Dirty Octopus™]

Hell naw I haven't played that since like the 7th grade!

try 5th for me... that and Thinkfast were tha shitz!:goodjob:

but please tell me its in black and green and not 16 colors.
cuz it aint OG if it aint black and green and on that big ass floppy floppy disc.

[HalfBaked]

I'd always put 1 person I didn't like in my party.

If they got sick, I'd decrease their rations and increase the pace to gruelling.

A lot of times if they got healthier I'd get pissed.

[HalfBaked]

I should try and get Where in the world is carmen san diego!

[B16a2 Civic]

I'd always put 1 person I didn't like in my party.

If they got sick, I'd decrease their rations and increase the pace to gruelling.

A lot of times if they got healthier I'd get pissed.



cold blooded

[Crazy Asian]

What happened to just dl porn?

[The Yousef]

I should try and get Where in the world is carmen san diego!

YES!!!!!

OMG...MY CHILDHOOD IS ALL COMING BACK TO ME IN ONE BIG FLASHBACK!!!

[B16a2 Civic]

I should try and get Where in the world is carmen san diego!


damn right you should!!!


On Oregon Trail, did you name your characters...i did


oh and download Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune, those are fun games too

[Dirty Octopus™]

What happened to just dl porn?

you can hunt in OT... wheres tha fun in downloading porn? :dunno:

[HalfBaked]

What happened to just dl porn?

WHy download porn when I can masturbate to pixeled pictures of livestock and Sarah the shopkeep from the General Store in Carson City?!

[The Yousef]

Sarah the shopkeep from the General Store in Carson City?!

that bitch was hot....

she helped me through puberty.... :eek:

[Crazy Asian]

BAHAHA SISTERLY INCEST!!!

[B16a2 Civic]

hey HB, get jeopardy and risk it all on final jeopardy....hope its a sports related questions, thats what i did LIRL

[Mr_Mischif]

OREGON FUCKING TRAIL!

We are currently moving into a new house and we won't have CABLE OR INTERNET until the 15th, starting later today.

I know you will all miss me. I'll miss you too, so I'm stocking up on things I can do without internet.

So Oregon Trail came to mind first...

Any other badass things I should download besides kids games and porn?

Update all your virus definitions and shit, and get Super Mario Pac (www.hermitgames.com/mariopac.html). It's the shit, but I can't get past world 2-1