TRINI4LIFE
08-02-2006, 07:22 AM
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait?
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>> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
>> scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
>>
>> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
>> If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to
>> jump off this building."
>>
>> The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
>> get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
>>
>> The blond e opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
>> bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
>>
>> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
>> cabbage, and jumped to his death.
>>
>>
>> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
>>
>> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
>> death as well.
>>
>>
>> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
>> known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would
>> have given it to him again!"
>>
>> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
>> enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
>>
>>
>> (Oh this is GOOD!!)?
>>
>> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
>> said,
>>
>>
>> "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."
>>
>> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
>> scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
>>
>> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
>> If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to
>> jump off this building."
>>
>> The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
>> get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
>>
>> The blond e opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
>> bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
>>
>> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
>> cabbage, and jumped to his death.
>>
>>
>> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
>>
>> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
>> death as well.
>>
>>
>> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
>> known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would
>> have given it to him again!"
>>
>> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
>> enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
>>
>>
>> (Oh this is GOOD!!)?
>>
>> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
>> said,
>>
>>
>> "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."