Funny first things another IA member said to you

[SixSquared]

So I've noticed upon meeting IA people that we usually have something funny to say as a greeting.. post up the funny ones that stick out in your memory!

Steve/b18hatch: "Dude we got so fucking lost"
The Ren: "Where's my cookie, bitch?"

[Stormhammer]

C_My_Bunny: DUDE YOU LOOK LIKE THAT GUY FROM THAT MOVIE CAN'T HARDLY WAIT!!! UMM...
Ren: -looks at car- I know the car, but I don't know you...
EP3sAreFun: ... I thought you were black

[D.Choe]

I haven't really had anyone come up to me and say something funny, but I'm sure I sounded like a crackhead coming up to random IA members.
For example: Me to ProjectWidow at Drift Fury- Hey I know you from IA, you have that Prelude right?
Gene- Uhh yeah, who are you?
Me- I'm D.Choe, I drive that shitty AE86.
Gene- Oh yeah, that's cool. (awkward silence) :screwy:

And there's this one quote from Stormhammer I will never forget:
Justin (riding in my AE86) - Dude you almost killed us!(referring to me passing a car)
Me- Ahh, it's cool (turning back into other lane)
Justin - Man it took you like 2 years to pass that car!
:lmfao: 4AGE FTW!

[2.0civic]

So I've noticed upon meeting IA people that we usually have something funny to say as a greeting.. post up the funny ones that stick out in your memory!

Steve/b18hatch: "Dude we got so fucking lost"
The Ren: "Where's my cookie, bitch?"


LIRL, I GOT QUOTED!!! YES!!! EM, you just made my day



my only really funny one is

RG-"hey im brett"
ME: nah,, lol bretts white
RG "I'm QD"

LIRL

[RandomGuy]

B18hatch:are you randomguy?
me: yes
B18hatch: well i have a story for you
me: shoot
B18hatch: Well earlier today, i went to the laundromat to clean some dirty clothes of mines.
me: yeah?
B18hatch: So i go to the coin machine and insert a dollar, out comes 4 quarters right, I put those very same quarters into the washing machine, and about 19 minutes later clean clothes come out.
me: And..?
B18hatch: So i take those wet clothes, put them in the dryer, so i was missing a quarter right, so i go back to the change machine, get another 4 quarters, so now I have 7 quarters, and I only need 4 of them. So i put 4 of them in, out come my dry clothes. I put them in a bag and walk out. I put the bag in my car and drive home. The end.

[2.0civic]

LIRL, you obviously didnt see the gum thing in the LNC thread


this one time though, i smoked some weed and i got high

[SixSquared]

I heard that one time you actually hooked up with a girl instead of just talking about how you almost did.

[RandomGuy]

I heard that one time you actually hooked up with a girl instead of just talking about how you almost did.
awwwwwwwwwwww hellll nah she called you out

[2.0civic]

LIRL, Miami Vice....all im going to say...

[2.0civic]

I heard that one time you actually hooked up with a girl instead of just talking about how you almost did.


speaking of which, is lindsey still single to mingle??:D

[SixSquared]

*eye roll* Yes, she is

[2.0civic]

oh shit!! theres luck!!

[JustinSane110™]

*eye roll* Yes, she is
Hmmm.... LIRL!!

[2.0civic]

Hmmm.... LIRL!!


hmmm....dude i traced my roots back on my moms side....

[2.0civic]

so just playing, LIRL, but it was cool to meet you bro.


Em knows im half black though...shes seen the nappy hair

[JustinSane110™]

so just playing, LIRL, but it was cool to meet you bro.


Em knows im half black though...shes seen the nappy hair
Same here man, u gonna make it to Varsity?

[2.0civic]

Same here man, u gonna make it to Varsity?


dont know yet...got VIP passes to wild bills so i get in free...not that VIP is much but rent kicked my ass this paycheck...before that i gotta do a timing belt on a buddys car so i dont know how long ill be at the shop

[The Ren]

holy shit that wasnt the first thing i said to you EM... and man that shit was so awful.. I cant believe I knew the car and not him.. pathetic.. I know

[B16a2 Civic]

some guy: hey, are you b from import atlanta
me: nah nigga, im George, with the Cougar
some guy: oh whas up man im "insert name"
me: shut tha fuck up, i dont even like you, thats a front i put on IA
some guy: really.....you seem nice
me: and you seemed smart till your dumbass came up to me asking if im b16a2 civic from IA
some guy: my bad
me: yeah, your bad, im bout to go hit this blunt, i'll holla

[Nemesis]

^ LOL

[B16a2 Civic]

bwahaha. half koreans are ruthless

[thinkfast®]

several adoring fans: hey are you thinkfast?
me: fuk outta heeea, I aint signin autographs right now
fans: yea but we heard you was gonna fight today, and we seen the LA fitted, its you isnt it
me: I said no, get the fuk outta my face :bucks:
groupies: :running away: WE'RE GIVIN YOU NEG REP POINTS, ASSHOLE!!

[B16a2 Civic]

several adoring fans: hey are you thinkfast?
me: fuk outta heeea, I aint signin autographs right now
fans: yea but we heard you was gonna fight today, and we seen the LA fitted, its you isnt it
me: I said no, get the fuk outta my face :bucks:
groupies: :running away: WE'RE GIVIN YOU NEG REP POINTS, ASSHOLE!!


must have been the LNC

[thinkfast®]

yea, talkin bout "you got -23556"

bitches

[The Yousef]

"i was going to run you over...but i didn't want curry and honda all over my hood...."

said by Pauline....

[SixSquared]

holy shit that wasnt the first thing i said to you EM... and man that shit was so awful.. I cant believe I knew the car and not him.. pathetic.. I know

It so was! At Lowe's last month... I come walkin up, and you say "Where's my cookie, bitch?!"

Then you made fun of my honda for a while :cry:

[The Ren]

It so was! At Lowe's last month... I come walkin up, and you say "Where's my cookie, bitch?!"

Then you made fun of my honda for a while :cry:

Your such a liar... I don't make fun of hondas.. :( i own one...

[SixSquared]

Your such a liar... I don't make fun of hondas.. :( i own one...

lol ok ok you didn't exactly make fun of the honda.. you said 14.3 was pitiful in the supra and I did a pout because my honda hits a 14.3 on a GOOD day. :D

You gonna be at the gwinnett meet up thingie again?

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

several adoring fans: hey are you thinkfast?
me: fuk outta heeea, I aint signin autographs right now
fans: yea but we heard you was gonna fight today, and we seen the LA fitted, its you isnt it
me: I said no, get the fuk outta my face :bucks:
groupies: :running away: WE'RE GIVIN YOU NEG REP POINTS, ASSHOLE!!


LIRL !!!!

[The Ren]

i doubt it

[Ms Dollar]

I'm surprised I'm not quoted I say dumb funny shit all the time...

[~The_Duke~]

I know there are serval people that will introduce themselves as paul(admin), pablo, and juilo quite often and some of the other well known people on the site...