View Full Version : what do you do????
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 01:50 PM
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation???
Get your drunk ass off the merry go round! :D
Bishop
08-01-2006, 01:57 PM
lol nice
HeLLo iM iZzY
08-01-2006, 02:14 PM
loll...
Allshow97
08-01-2006, 02:14 PM
LoL Nice...
TeeJay
08-01-2006, 02:16 PM
o rly??
LiL PaKi
08-01-2006, 02:16 PM
haha
The Golden Child
08-01-2006, 02:19 PM
lolz ..
Sport20 says that you stole this joke from him and that he's going to kick your @ss.
Sport1.3
08-01-2006, 02:26 PM
nathan would turn to his right and let the elephant take him from behind and then give the kangaroo a rusty trumbone.... :gay:
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 02:27 PM
how bout you two queerbirds take your shit elsewhere? :D
Sport1.3
08-01-2006, 02:30 PM
piss off skeeze..i do what i want
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 02:48 PM
say shouldn't you be busy selling your car or something anyway? :lmao:
Sport1.3
08-01-2006, 02:57 PM
no way mang! im keeping it...i know that was you too..dick! lol
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 03:14 PM
lol, if you still think it was me then obviously you still don't know who did it :lmao:
Sport1.3
08-01-2006, 03:27 PM
well it was obviously 1 of you 3...everyone i asked said they didnt do it...what a bunch of highschoolers! lol cant even own up to a prank...lame
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 03:30 PM
it was dan you fuckin homo lamer. at the time i didn't know you worth a shit, how would i have even gotten your password?
Sport1.3
08-01-2006, 03:56 PM
i left my account up just like u did whan i posted your coming out thread
EvasiveEF9
08-01-2006, 04:04 PM
OH...really?
I was gonna say a horse keeps most of it's weight equally balanced, and the most power is from the rear. However, there is horsepower at the front as well. The elephant is much heavier and can't turn or slow down quickly. As for the lion, your only hope for survival is to catch him off gaurd and let his speed throw off his momentum for a turn. In this event, the horse would be perfect for drifting. I'd turn the reins, and dig into the stirrups. Weight transfer will move to the front for the hooves to hook better and let the rear come around. Let that shit drift behind the elephant as he passes, and maybe the lion would even get distracted and go for the bigger kill...I just hope to god you're not on a Mustang, Bronco, or Colt...
aaronfelipe
08-01-2006, 04:06 PM
hahahahahaha, you had me thinking...
EvasiveEF9
08-01-2006, 04:06 PM
OH...really?
I was gonna say a horse keeps most of it's weight equally balanced, and the most power is from the rear. However, there is horsepower at the front as well. The elephant is much heavier and can't turn or slow down quickly. As for the lion, your only hope for survival is to catch him off gaurd and let his speed throw off his momentum for a turn. In this event, the horse would be perfect for drifting. I'd turn the reins, and dig into the stirrups. Weight transfer will move to the front for the hooves to hook better and let the rear come around. Let that shit drift behind the elephant as he passes, and maybe the lion would even get distracted and go for the bigger kill...I just hope to god you're not on a Mustang, Bronco, or Colt...
Or...the lion might even slam into the Kangaroo. He'd be so pissed at being beat by an Aussie-built mode of transportation, he would kill him for obstruction of justice.
The law you broke? Maybe you WERE on a mustang...the law would be for having such a shitty ride...I'd rather be caught in a Colt.
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 06:29 PM
OH...really?
I was gonna say a horse keeps most of it's weight equally balanced, and the most power is from the rear. However, there is horsepower at the front as well. The elephant is much heavier and can't turn or slow down quickly. As for the lion, your only hope for survival is to catch him off gaurd and let his speed throw off his momentum for a turn. In this event, the horse would be perfect for drifting. I'd turn the reins, and dig into the stirrups. Weight transfer will move to the front for the hooves to hook better and let the rear come around. Let that shit drift behind the elephant as he passes, and maybe the lion would even get distracted and go for the bigger kill...I just hope to god you're not on a Mustang, Bronco, or Colt...
lol, u my friend was thinking WAY too hard on this :D
Princess12
08-01-2006, 07:38 PM
Pretty funny...
EvasiveEF9
08-01-2006, 10:24 PM
lol, u my friend was thinking WAY too hard on this :D
you, my friend, have to realize that I tend to do that. I read this post, and then went to read others...but this one stuck in my head, so I came up with that clever response. Then, I started typing,a nd it just started flowing more and more. Basically...I"m smart, and I sit around...nothing to do but wait for school to start. It happens :goodjob:
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 11:59 PM
you, my friend, have to realize that I tend to do that. I read this post, and then went to read others...but this one stuck in my head, so I came up with that clever response. Then, I started typing,a nd it just started flowing more and more. bBasically...I"m smart, and I sit around...nothing to do but wait for school to start. It happens :goodjob:
damn, toot ur own horn much.... :rolleyes:
EvasiveEF9
08-02-2006, 01:30 AM
damn, toot ur own horn much.... :rolleyes:
Want me to toot yours? :idb: :gay: :yes:
ShooterMcGavin
08-02-2006, 08:28 AM
^^^by far the gayest statement i've heard all day.
efman
08-02-2006, 08:41 AM
^^^ lol
EvasiveEF9
08-02-2006, 10:53 AM
^^^by far the gayest statement i've heard all day.
Hmm...perhaps before I lay down the gay jokes, I should know ya'll better...
LoL.
ShooterMcGavin
08-02-2006, 11:03 AM
perhaps mr. "basically...i'm smart" is catching on :goodjob: :lmao:
ECMgarrett
08-02-2006, 11:08 AM
meh
EvasiveEF9
08-02-2006, 11:12 AM
perhaps mr. "basically...i'm smart" is catching on :goodjob: :lmao:
Haha, dude, I'm bullshittin' ya...took me a little extra time to finish high school, even... :screwy:
ShooterMcGavin
08-02-2006, 11:28 AM
^^^saul goode, i'm just bs'ing back :goodjob: no comment bout the extra time for hs though :D
EvasiveEF9
08-02-2006, 11:30 AM
haha. This fall I'll back on track. NGCSU; corps of cades. En route pre-med. Glad to be back on the right track.
Tiff-O-Bitties
08-02-2006, 01:11 PM
flamers. the end.
EvasiveEF9
08-02-2006, 01:18 PM
comes in handy a cold winter night? flames are warm...
Oh oh...I see the insult. Hmmm...JERK.
ShooterMcGavin
08-02-2006, 04:25 PM
flamers. the end.
why u gotta be so mean to me tiff :(
EvasiveEF9
08-02-2006, 05:05 PM
Seriously...that was just cold blood...
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