Mud Butt

[B16a2 Civic]

i think i got the early stages of it

[Keebs ð¿ð]

LIRL with all do respect I think I could've lived atleast 5 more mins without knowing that. But as long as you felt the need to share it, more power to ya! :cheers:

[B16a2 Civic]

Thank you

[efman]

:sicks:

[Stormhammer]

i got dingleberries i think

[B16a2 Civic]

i got dingleberries i think


wtf, LIRL

[Keebs ð¿ð]

It burns when I pee :thinking:

[The Golden Child]

dingleberrys .. PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[thinkfast®]

that feels delicious, unless you in a meeting and dont have access to relieve yourself.. then its shufflin cards and tryin to overtalk ya farts

so as I was saying, :pffffffffffft: DO YOU HAVE THOSE NUMBERS FOR FIRST QUARTER

[TRINI4LIFE]

~slowly backs out of this thread~

[Keebs ð¿ð]

~slowly backs out of this thread~

Ya, be afraid, be very afraid

[The Golden Child]

that feels delicious, unless you in a meeting and dont have access to relieve yourself.. then its shufflin cards and tryin to overtalk ya farts

so as I was saying, :pffffffffffft: DO YOU HAVE THOSE NUMBERS FOR FIRST QUARTER

LIRL !!!

[Allshow97]

I feel ya on the mudbutt thing I ate some funky seafood last night and have shit about 10 times today.

[The Golden Child]

this thread right here the mans thread .. * farts * SO WHATS GOING ON !!!

[Dirty Octopus™]

:upchuck:

its amazing how one sense can influence the other...
upon reading this bullshit (no pun intended) i started to smell a horrible shit stained smell.

thanks u basted!

[Leisa]

omg...do we need to know this? :screwy:

[B16a2 Civic]

that feels delicious, unless you in a meeting and dont have access to relieve yourself.. then its shufflin cards and tryin to overtalk ya farts

so as I was saying, :pffffffffffft: DO YOU HAVE THOSE NUMBERS FOR FIRST QUARTER


LIRL

you gotta play it off too
" did you hear that?, damn , whats that smell....JOHNSON IS THAT YOU?"

[Allshow97]

:upchuck:

its amazing how one sense can influence the other...
upon reading this bullshit (no pun intended) i started to smell a horrible shit stained smell.

thanks u basted!

LoL, Prolly smells about like my office at this moment in time. Our janitor just walked in to clean out my trash can and his eyes watered. Too bad he doesn't speak english or he may have said something LOL!

[thinkfast®]

p.s- POWER TO THE PEOPLE

[The Golden Child]

:upchuck:

its amazing how one sense can influence the other...
upon reading this bullshit (no pun intended) i started to smell a horrible shit stained smell.

thanks u basted!

maybe it was your upper lips ..
go to the bathroom and brush yo teeth ..

[Keebs ð¿ð]

this thread right here the mans thread .. * farts * SO WHATS GOING ON !!!

Indeed, Men will be Men, Women can try to change us. But man will not be tampered with!

[The Golden Child]

hunni what was that noise ?
what you talking about ?
did you just fart ?
no i dont know what your talking about ?
come on just tell me the truth i wont laugh ..
ok ok i did ..
PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
no sex for you mister ..
=*(

[B16a2 Civic]

:POOP:

[fawk_you]

ew. no stool for your tool, thats just gay. :lmfao:

[Keebs ð¿ð]

hunni what was that noise ?
what you talking about ?
did you just fart ?
no i dont know what your talking about ?
come on just tell me the truth i wont laugh ..
ok ok i did ..
PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
no sex for you mister ..
=*(

And at that point you ask her if she has a sister :idb:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Yeah ok, let a girl come in here and start talking baout period blood and shit and watch ya'll file out....*pssh* Men my ass....

[Allshow97]

hunni what was that noise ?
what you talking about ?
did you just fart ?
no i dont know what your talking about ?
come on just tell me the truth i wont laugh ..
ok ok i did ..
PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
no sex for you mister ..
=*(

Or you could just pull the Dutch Oven get no ass and have to sleep on the couch for a week :lmfao:

[B16a2 Civic]

ever had to shit so bad, before you hit teh toilet seat its comming out, and you dont even sit down, you just stay a lil elevated above the toilet and let it rain down?....then you get curious and look down at it? LIRL

[The Golden Child]

i did the dutch oven on my x gf a few times ..

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Yeah ok, let a girl come in here and start talking baout period blood and shit and watch ya'll file out....*pssh* Men my ass....

Eww, now thats just gross. Definately not a manly topic! lirl

[Allshow97]

ever had to shit so bad, before you hit teh toilet seat its comming out, and you dont even sit down, you just stay a lil elevated above the toilet and let it rain down?....then you get curious and look down at it? LIRL

Or just sit down and have a really explosive fart and blow shit all over the back of the toilet? :lmfao:

[fawk_you]

Yeah ok, let a girl come in here and start talking baout period blood and shit and watch ya'll file out....*pssh* Men my ass....
THEY COULDNT HANDLE IT.

[B16a2 Civic]

yeah, dont be talkin about period in here, it will be LOCKED ASAP

[The Golden Child]

ever had to shit so bad, before you hit teh toilet seat its comming out, and you dont even sit down, you just stay a lil elevated above the toilet and let it rain down?....then you get curious and look down at it? LIRL

HAIL NAH !!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[Dirty Octopus™]

maybe it was your upper lips ..
go to the bathroom and brush yo teeth ..

nah im good...
thanks fo the suggestion though :goodjob:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Eww, now thats just gross. Definately not a manly topic! lirl


See, fucks you all up...lol

[Leisa]

ever had to shit so bad, before you hit teh toilet seat its comming out, and you dont even sit down, you just stay a lil elevated above the toilet and let it rain down?....then you get curious and look down at it? LIRL



o m g!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

yeah, dont be talkin about period in here, it will be LOCKED ASAP

Boogie woogie oogie!!!! Nah nah nuh boo boo!!! :taun:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

THEY COULDNT HANDLE IT.


Hell no they couldnt....Pussies

[The Golden Child]

i can careless about period blood ..
but if the pad is near me best believe im knocking you out ..

[xaznstylegrlx]

*silently farts*
OH SHIET! Steve why cha do dat man! Dat ain't right!

[thinkfast®]

yea B, one time I had some like, explosive type shit come out, and it was outta control, it splashed up and got my cheeks wet, it was gross but felt refreshing at the same time

I hate rotisserie chicken for this reason

[Keebs ð¿ð]

See, fucks you all up...lol

Its alright though, we don't expect women to understand the complications of finding the remote, and therefore we shouldn't be expect to understand women's 'complications' either lol

[B16a2 Civic]

o m g!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:


im guessing you havent Leisa.
i bet Leaane can shit a brick, you know the skinny one's shit the most
i bet her shit smells like a Civic DX Burning out at the varsity.

[thinkfast®]

grose

[B16a2 Civic]

yea B, one time I had some like, explosive type shit come out, and it was outta control, it splashed up and got my cheeks wet, it was gross but felt refreshing at the same time

I hate rotisserie chicken for this reason


LIRL
ever shit out a piece of corn or a pea?

[Allshow97]

yea B, one time I had some like, explosive type shit come out, and it was outta control, it splashed up and got my cheeks wet, it was gross but felt refreshing at the same time

I hate rotisserie chicken for this reason

LoL that's the shit I was talkin about... Hot Wings do this too...

[Keebs ð¿ð]

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All those people interested in Mud Butts... They clicked the topic for a reason

[B16a2 Civic]

grose

yo B, speakin of that, you rollin to Varsity meet this week or what

clutch is slipping :(
if i make it, i might not make it back, or vice versa :(

[Allshow97]

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All those people interested in Mud Butts... They clicked the topic for a reason

Only cause I had the shits today plus talkin about shittin is just well... FUNNY :lmfao:

[xaznstylegrlx]

dirty minds? literally.. lmao

[thinkfast®]

LIRL
ever shit out a piece of corn or a pea?

dog one time, I was curious how I made such a stench at my workplace, so I turn around to look at it, I seen corn niblets stickin out and I was like how did this take palce, I havent had corn in months, it was disturbing, but funny at the same time

[Allshow97]

dirty minds? literally.. lmao

Gives a new meaning to gettin Shitty ;)

[xaznstylegrlx]

dog one time, I was curious how I made such a stench at my workplace, so I turn around to look at it, I seen corn niblets stickin out and I was like how did this take palce, I havent had corn in months, it was disturbing, but funny at the same time
imagery..... :camera:

[Dirty Octopus™]

yummy :dunno:

[Allshow97]

Imagery... you asked for it

*Image Removed* - Sorry

[SLOWLYbtngU]

clutch is slipping :(
if i make it, i might not make it back, or vice versa :(

Come on now, man up!!! Just come...Outta everybody that goes 2 should know how to fix ur clutch, just buy the parts as a precaution....

[Dirty Octopus™]

Imagery... you asked for it

http://www.synapse.ne.jp/~hashi/9612susAI/feces.jpg

LOL:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: shittin bricks on a brick wall. Awesome! :goodjob:

[B16a2 Civic]

i dont do clutch work.


and allshow, thats nasty
PLEASE REFRAIN

[Dirty Octopus™]

Come on now, man up!!! Just come...Outta everybody that goes 2 should know how to fix ur clutch, just buy the parts as a precaution....

yeah... ill show you how to do it for $154.99

[thinkfast®]

cmon now, people are at work son.. keep it up and this shit will be locked

[B16a2 Civic]

he ruining it for teh rest of ya'll

[Allshow97]

My bad. Won't happen again

[B16a2 Civic]

you ever farted so hard you had to pee?

[Dirty Octopus™]

cmon now, people are at work son.. keep it up and this shit will be locked

isnt this wack thread about shit to begin with? why didnt you lock in the beggining?:thinking:

so... it takes shit to lock this shit, that was always about shit? :dunno:

[The Golden Child]

*silently farts*
OH SHIET! Steve why cha do dat man! Dat ain't right!

OH PUH LEASE !!!

[Dirty Octopus™]

you ever farted so hard you had to pee?

nah but i pissed so hard that i had to fart.
is that equivalent?

[B16a2 Civic]

isnt this wack thread about shit to begin with? why didnt you lock in the beggining?:thinking:

so... it takes shit to lock this shit, that was always about shit? :dunno:
PLEASE REFRAIN

[The Golden Child]

yea B, one time I had some like, explosive type shit come out, and it was outta control, it splashed up and got my cheeks wet, it was gross but felt refreshing at the same time

I hate rotisserie chicken for this reason

SPLAT !!!

[Allshow97]

you ever farted so hard you had to pee?

Ever farted and burped at the same time? That shit hurts.

[The Golden Child]

LIRL
ever shit out a piece of corn or a pea?

WTF !!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[Dirty Octopus™]

PLEASE REFRAIN

refrain from what?

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

[The Golden Child]

dog one time, I was curious how I made such a stench at my workplace, so I turn around to look at it, I seen corn niblets stickin out and I was like how did this take palce, I havent had corn in months, it was disturbing, but funny at the same time

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mr_Mischif]

For all the shitheads here (www.ratemypoo.com) NWS

[The Golden Child]

daym reading B & Ricks comments i almost poo'd in my pants ..

[Stormhammer]

ever shit out bubblegum? now tahts some weird shit to see - spearmint green or bubblegum pink... its weird as hell - and what sucks the most os that sometimess its connected to another piece still in your ass so it like, hangs there. I call it a cliffhanger. You usually gotta swing it around in the toilet to break loose. Then the climber falls to his watery grave

[ShooterMcGavin]

damn it stinks in here...

~leaves holding nose~

[Allshow97]

ever shit out bubblegum? now tahts some weird shit to see - spearmint green or bubblegum pink... its weird as hell - and what sucks the most os that sometimess its connected to another piece still in your ass so it like, hangs there. I call it a cliffhanger. You usually gotta swing it around in the toilet to break loose. Then the climber falls to his watery grave

OMFG that has to be one of the funniest replies to this entire thread lol

[B16a2 Civic]

ever shit out bubblegum? now tahts some weird shit to see - spearmint green or bubblegum pink... its weird as hell - and what sucks the most os that sometimess its connected to another piece still in your ass so it like, hangs there. I call it a cliffhanger. You usually gotta swing it around in the toilet to break loose. Then the climber falls to his watery grave


THATS SICK, PURELY SICK........
but oh so funny LIRL
i used look thru my phone on the toilet, text ppl i barely talk to
me:" hey"
person:" hey b, long time no talk, what you doin"
me:"shit"

[The Golden Child]

ever shit out bubblegum? now tahts some weird shit to see - spearmint green or bubblegum pink... its weird as hell - and what sucks the most os that sometimess its connected to another piece still in your ass so it like, hangs there. I call it a cliffhanger. You usually gotta swing it around in the toilet to break loose. Then the climber falls to his watery grave

LIRL !!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[Dirty Octopus™]

THATS SICK, PURELY SICK........
but oh so funny LIRL
i used look thru my phone on the toilet, text ppl i barely talk to
me:" hey"
person:" hey b, long time no talk, what you doin"
me:"shit"

ha ha

[Allshow97]

THATS SICK, PURELY SICK........
but oh so funny LIRL
i used look thru my phone on the toilet, text ppl i barely talk to
me:" hey"
person:" hey b, long time no talk, what you doin"
me:"shit"

Oh naw it's even better to be on the phone, then rip a fat one especially if your bathroom echoes like mine :D

[b@d @pple]

i got swamp ass,from the fuckin heat....baby powder snowballs for the motherfuckin win

[B16a2 Civic]

i got swamp ass,from the fuckin heat....baby powder snowballs for the motherfuckin win


oh shit LIRL

[Stormhammer]

^^ Im not outside for that reason

anyone ever been on a laptop while takin a shit? The cpu fans blow warm air on your nuts. Its freaking weird, but feels good in a weird way

[Allshow97]

^^ Im not outside for that reason

anyone ever been on a laptop while takin a shit? The cpu fans blow warm air on your nuts. Its freaking weird, but feels good in a weird way

Been there done that. It is good in a weird kinda way...

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Wow and this thread is still alive lol, amazing. Although it's slightly straying from topic still keeping me entertained at work lol

[Allshow97]

Hey Keebler you work out in D'Ville? I've seen your Neon round town.

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Work and live out here. Ya the SRT is out of commission for now. Just sold alot of parts off of it and haven't put the stock stuff back on yet

[Allshow97]

Where you work at? And are you part of the regular Wendy's crowd right there in front of BestTry?

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Where you work at? And are you part of the regular Wendy's crowd right there in front of BestTry?

I work at the Carwash on fairburn rd beside Mrs Winners. And I stop by Wendy's if there are people there for a few mins but I never really stay and hang out. There is another black SRT with tinted tail lights looks similar to mine that hangs out there

[Allshow97]

I always see people at that wendys but most of em look like younger folks so I never stop. BTW - I know your buddy Tyler he came to get his laptop fixed by me a while back when I worked at CPU.

[Stormhammer]

^^ for keebler's sig

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SO6vDA0PtAo&search=sega%20rally%20

[The Golden Child]

* FART *

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Thats cool, ya I haven't really talked to Tyler in a few weeks. he quit the car wash and started his own thing up. Kinda drifted away

[Allshow97]

Maybe I'll stop by and get you guys to throw some suds on the lude. You workin this weekend?

[Keebs ð¿ð]

^^ for keebler's sig

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SO6vDA0PtAo&search=sega%20rally%20

LMFAO I've been looking everywhere for that commerical! Definate +1 for ya

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

*FART*

[B16a2 Civic]

I work at the Carwash on fairburn rd beside Mrs Winners. And I stop by Wendy's if there are people there for a few mins but I never really stay and hang out. There is another black SRT with tinted tail lights looks similar to mine that hangs out there


MRS WINNERS FOR THE MUH FUCKIN WIN!

[The Golden Child]

JDM TYTE !!!

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Maybe I'll stop by and get you guys to throw some suds on the lude. You workin this weekend?

Ya, I'll be here friday and saturday. I'm the GM so stop by and I'll hook ya up

[Allshow97]

Alright will do, been lookin for some decent folks to run with on our side of town :)

[TeeJay]

nasty

[The Golden Child]

cotton balls ..

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I was wondering when you were going to bring this thread back to life :goodjob:

[The Golden Child]

back in 3rd grade i knew this kid who used to wear diapers ..
i didnt know till one day he called the teacher and said his diaper is yet ..
everyone made fun of him and i felt bad for him ..
he had some kind of problem and couldnt hold in his shit or piss ..

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I didn't know you were in the 3rd grade with me... I still haven't grown out of that problem >.<

[The Golden Child]

i knew it was you daym diaper baby ..
everyone use to laugh when you walked around ..
you hear that swoosh noise from the diaper ..

LIRL !!!

[Keebs ð¿ð]

That swoosh sound is the only way I can tell when it's time for a change. I have no feeling from my waist down

[§treet_§peed]

Tha's so wrong...:lmfao: :lmfao:

[The Golden Child]

no feeling no sucky go long time ..

[§treet_§peed]

^ Lolerskatez and Lolercopterz!

[Ran]

that feels delicious, unless you in a meeting and dont have access to relieve yourself.. then its shufflin cards and tryin to overtalk ya farts

so as I was saying, :pffffffffffft: DO YOU HAVE THOSE NUMBERS FOR FIRST QUARTERI was planning on reading this whole thread, but I couldn't get past this. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[The Golden Child]

I was planning on reading this whole thread, but I couldn't get past this. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

read the whole thread its interesting ..

[§treet_§peed]

that is true..:D

[Mr_Mischif]

^^ Im not outside for that reason

anyone ever been on a laptop while takin a shit? The cpu fans blow warm air on your nuts. Its freaking weird, but feels good in a weird way

How do you think I look at porn while I jerk off?

Have you ever felt like you were going to leave a huge log in the toilet, but you find out it's not even an inch?

[thinkfast®]

How do you think I look at porn while I jerk off?

Have you ever felt like you were going to leave a huge log in the toilet, but you find out it's not even an inch?

yea I call them phantom shits, sometimes I look down and theres nothin floatin, I'm like "where did my shit go?" it got ghost, my shit done pulled a patrick swayze, thats crazy

maaaan I need to stop smokin this shit here! woooo

[chino5]

ever jamed up a toilet?


i sure have:toilet1:

[Allshow97]

That's what we call the Fist shits where your damn terds are as big as your fist damn sure clog the toilet. :toilet1:

[chino5]

That's what we call the Fist shits where your damn terds are as big as your fist damn sure clog the toilet. :toilet1:


hahahahahahahahaha :bump:


i didnt mean like that tho...
i meant like when you're on toilet and there is a line of people waitn to go next

i did that at an olive garden :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Allshow97]

hahahahahahahahaha :bump:


i didnt mean like that tho...
i meant like when you're on toilet and there is a line of people waitn to go next

i did that at an olive garden :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Almost as great as shittin in public and stankin that whole fucker up so when people come in they're like GODDAMN WHAT DIED?!?!?

[The Golden Child]

yea i went to apple bees to take a piss ..
some guy in the toilet shitting and you hear him grunting and plop plop plop ..
smelled like a dead racoon in there ..
almost threw up my daym food when i got in there ..

[Allshow97]

yea i went to apple bees to take a piss ..
some guy in the toilet shitting and you hear him grunting and plop plop plop ..
smelled like a dead racoon in there ..
almost threw up my daym food when i got in there ..

That's one of those instances where if you just so happen to be the one in the stall you can come out proud knowing you just fucked someone's day up for a min :goodjob:

[candy2082002]

GROOOOOOOOOOSSSS

[Allshow97]

GROOOOOOOOOOSSSS

LoL have you read the entire thread? It's quite interesting and makes for a good laugh :lmfao:

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Almost as great as shittin in public and stankin that whole fucker up so when people come in they're like GODDAMN WHAT DIED?!?!?

I cleared out one of the bathrooms at six flags a few months back. We ate lunch at that 50s Diner Place and I guess my 3 hr old cheeseburgar that was kept warm by heat lamps that weren't hot messed my stomach up. I was in there for about 25mins...

[B16a2 Civic]

or have dem long shits, and wen it try to flush down, it goes the wrong way so it cant go, and you flush like 3 times untill it breaks it into 2

[Allshow97]

I cleared out one of the bathrooms at six flags a few months back. We ate lunch at that 50s Diner Place and I guess my 3 hr old cheeseburgar that was kept warm by heat lamps that weren't hot messed my stomach up. I was in there for about 25mins...

Yeah man that diner has messed me up several times. I try to stay away from the food at six flags now, usually go over to South Cobb or something to eat or back to Thornton Rd.

[thinkfast®]

the best ones are when you walkin around at some amusement park, say six flags, or busch gardens, anyways so you walkin around right, its hot as hell, your sac already stickin to ya leg, and so you go sit down after a nice plate of ribs at the rib shack joint, and your bootyhole all sweaty, and doo doo just slide out, it just slides out.. sometimes I wipe and there aint even anything there, crazy

[Allshow97]

^^^--- LOL that's what I call the slip and slide shit... It just slides right out no force needed just plop.

[B16a2 Civic]

bwahahah, ever had the non smelling shit?

[Allshow97]

Yeah man like you'll be sittin there wrenchin on a shit. You get done and it's like no smell at all, you have to double check the toilet just to make sure you shat.

[The Golden Child]

LIRL !!!

[B16a2 Civic]

you guys are sick.

[The Golden Child]

do you ever get the lil pebbles ?
like when you gotta shit so bad and when you do go ..
its just a little pebble ..

[Kevykev]

Hahahahahahahahaha Bored ass MOFO's

[The Golden Child]

you know its bad when you get the gopher ..

[Allshow97]

do you ever get the lil pebbles ?
like when you gotta shit so bad and when you do go ..
its just a little pebble ..

ROFL Cocoa pebbles?

[The Golden Child]

gophers are the ones you wanna watch out ..
cause if they leave skid marks den your basically fucked ..

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Oh Charley's messed me up bad tonight... I was at the movies watching Miami Vice and had to keep getting up to go to the bathroom. I wanted to stab myself in the intestines and let it all just flow out lol

[Allshow97]

Oh Charley's messed me up bad tonight... I was at the movies watching Miami Vice and had to keep getting up to go to the bathroom. I wanted to stab myself in the intestines and let it all just flow out lol

I don't think it was O'Charleys that was fuckin wit ya dog... I think it was that lame attempt to re-make a good show into a movie.

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I don't think it was O'Charleys that was fuckin wit ya dog... I think it was that lame attempt to re-make a good show into a movie.

lol good point. I liked the movie but it was very long and took forever to get to the point. And you can't top the show

[The Golden Child]

last time i ate O'Charleys on pleasant hill i got so stuffed ..
soon as i got home i was on the toilet for 30 minutes smoking my cigarette ..

[Allshow97]

Marietta Diner Seafood - Shits for a good minute. I shat like 5 times the other day from eating thier damn scallops. BTW - Their burgers aren't that good either. Milkshakes though :goodjob:

[The Golden Child]

lolz Keebler ..

i got white pussy - black pussy - yellow pussy - brown pussy - purple pussy - pink pussy ..

[Allshow97]

lolz Keebler ..

i got white pussy - black pussy - yellow pussy - brown pussy - purple pussy - pink pussy ..

I would pay to see all the colors of the rainbow pussy :)

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Taste the rainbow!

[The Golden Child]

Taste the rainbow!

LIRL !!! and you know this mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn !!!

[Allshow97]

lolz Keebler ..

i got white pussy - black pussy - yellow pussy - brown pussy - purple pussy - pink pussy ..

You got smoothies mix, tropical mix, or just the traditional flavors? I prefer smoothie mix myself :D

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Just make it smells 'decent' before you hit the buffet. Don't want to catch something and end up with mud butt

[Allshow97]

Just make it smells 'decent' before you hit the buffet. Don't want to catch something and end up with mud butt

ROFL, Ever been gettin some dome and farted cause you were so relaxed?

[Keebs ð¿ð]

ROFL, Ever been gettin some dome and farted cause you were so relaxed?

LIRL, I've let a few leak. The reaction you get is priceless

[Allshow97]

LIRL, I've let a few leak. The reaction you get is priceless

Now if she keeps going... You know you got a trooper :goodjob:

[The Golden Child]

you know she a trooper when shes wiping your asshole after you shit with her tounge ..

[Allshow97]

you know she a trooper when shes wiping your asshole after you shit with her tounge ..

Oh hell naw I didn't go that far... But you know them chinese women get down with the shiznit... I seen some nasty videos of doods shittin in thier mouth. Can anyone say Listerine?

[Keebs ð¿ð]

you know she a trooper when shes wiping your asshole after you shit with her tounge ..
:no: :cry: :sicks::???: :thinking: :boobies: :lickpuss: :yes: :cheers: :goodjob:

[The Golden Child]

yea ive seen them Japanese people eat shit ..
i saw this video of 2 white couples ..
and the girl was eating the shit out of his ass ..
rubbing it all over herself and eating it and never even threw up ..
i gagged like 30 times watching the 5 minute video ..

[Allshow97]

yea ive seen them Japanese people eat shit ..
i saw this video of 2 white couples ..
and the girl was eating the shit out of his ass ..
rubbing it all over herself and eating it and never even threw up ..
i gagged like 30 times watching the 5 minute video ..

Yeah I saw one with one of those portable toilet seats and tubed hooked up underneath it and some guy chowing down on this young oriental girls runny shit... I damn near lost my breakfast, lunch, and dinner all in one fell swoop.

[The Golden Child]

Yeah I saw one with one of those portable toilet seats and tubed hooked up underneath it and some guy chowing down on this young oriental girls runny shit... I damn near lost my breakfast, lunch, and dinner all in one fell swoop.

you need to post that one bro ..
i need to see this one ..

[Allshow97]

you need to post that one bro ..
i need to see this one ..

ROFL lemme find a link for it...

[The Golden Child]

hurry up and find ..

good thing i dont have sound at work ill probably be throwing up everywhere ..

just watching it will prolly make me barf ..

[Allshow97]

I can't remember where I saw it but I am hunting like mad cause it's hilarious

[The Golden Child]

im already laughing just imagining it i got some issue .. lolz

[Allshow97]

Here is one to hold you over til I find the good one.

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=494

[Keebs ð¿ð]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: ROLF good find lol, that shit is disgusting but funny as hell!

[Allshow97]

Oh damn yo... Stumbled on this one....

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=35188&type=1

[The Golden Child]

Here is one to hold you over til I find the good one.

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=494

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

i think he got a corn stuck on his little toe .. LIRL !!!

[The Golden Child]

Oh damn yo... Stumbled on this one....

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=35188&type=1

JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE SICK !!!

yo she was peeing on him and shitting also ..

GOT DAYMMMMMMMMMMM !!!

[Allshow97]

LoL yeah... I couldn't find the one i was talkin about but I did find some nasty shit. Consumption junction is full of all that kinds of shit.

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I mean... wow... lol So who's buying lunch today?

[The Golden Child]

LoL yeah... I couldn't find the one i was talkin about but I did find some nasty shit. Consumption junction is full of all that kinds of shit.

yea that site is crazy there was this one video where the guy was getting his throat cut ..

[Allshow97]

Yeah the Nick Berg video from like 1 year and a half ago... Crazy shit!

[The Golden Child]

i held my throat when he was getting his throat chopped ..

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Ya know... It's sickos like you guys that make it unsafe to leave the house at night lol

[Allshow97]

Lol disturbing videos are just cool cause its not shit you see every day. and there is that level of curiosity.

[The Golden Child]

Ya know... It's sickos like you guys that make it unsafe to leave the house at night lol

when you have chained up girls in your basement and needles sticking in them ..
and stuffing there pussy with spiked dildos and watching it bleed and them yelling NOOOOOOOOOOO ..
well ok thats it dont wanna gross you guys out im eating ..

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I am NEVER going to party with you lol, granted I'm not a girl but I'm still scared nonetheless

[Allshow97]

I am NEVER going to party with you lol, granted I'm not a girl but I'm still scared nonetheless

LoL I 2nd that motion!

[The Golden Child]

well atleast if you go to a party with me you know ill be thinking of something sick to do to someone if they fuck with me ..
so you shall be safe when someone is giving you a hard time in the club ..
cause i will prolly stab them in the stomach with a broken bottle ..
twist it a couple of times and let the blood pour out from the hole ..
then well ok imma go back to eating ..

[Allshow97]

well atleast if you go to a party with me you know ill be thinking of something sick to do to someone if they fuck with me ..
so you shall be safe when someone is giving you a hard time in the club ..
cause i will prolly stab them in the stomach with a broken bottle ..
twist it a couple of times and let the blood pour out from the hole ..
then well ok imma go back to eating ..

LoL that's some hardcore shit right there. :D Never had nobody fuck wit me at the club though. I am a pretty big dood myself... Come to think of it most people are scared of the Marshmallow Man :fruit:

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I'm a small dude, its guys like me that have the big friends who handle all the dirty work

[The Golden Child]

LoL that's some hardcore shit right there. :D Never had nobody fuck wit me at the club though. I am a pretty big dood myself... Come to think of it most people are scared of the Marshmallow Man :fruit:

ive had a few fights at the club ..

[The Golden Child]

I'm a small dude, its guys like me that have the big friends who handle all the dirty work

im small also but i handle mine no matter what if i win or lose ..
big friends are always good to have ..
back home all my friends are all juice heads ..
there my body guard .. lolz

[The Golden Child]

so yea heres an example of a club fight ..

your standing by the bar getting a few drinks for you and your friends ..
guy bumps you and you say excuse me whats your problem you can say sorry ..
if he says sorry my bad hes a pussy but he will let his friends know wassup ..
so what you do is you watch him closely and let your friends know wassup ..
start dancing and get closer to there crowd so you can attack them ..
break the bottle end on there head and stab there throat ..
proceed with the stabbing and watch the blood quirt out of there neck ..
while doing this make sure you grab there wallet for any money ..
dig in there pocket also cause thats where it goes after they break a $100.00 ..
continue jigging them in there neck and stomach area ..
then you dance around them for a little and you break out ..

[Keebs ð¿ð]

lmfao, I sense a true entrepuener (sp?)

[Stormhammer]

I had an el gigante burrito @ frontera's last night. my ass feels like its got a clog in it or something. i want to fart, but i feel like the pressure thats being built up would like, launch a turd into space

[The Golden Child]

I had an el gigante burrito @ frontera's last night. my ass feels like its got a clog in it or something. i want to fart, but i feel like the pressure thats being built up would like, launch a turd into space

YEAAAA !!!

you know i hate those when you you gotta fart and shit at the same time ..
but you dont want to cause you might shit on yourself ..
i make sure i go to the bathroom for those ..

[The Golden Child]

lmfao, I sense a true entrepuener (sp?)

or you can do the simple procedure ..

1. walk towards enemy with friends
2. surround him without him knowing
3. break bottle
4. stab twist twist pull
5. leave through the crowd when they start screaming and running

[Keebs ð¿ð]

But you don't make any cash that way

[The Golden Child]

if you want him dead and his money ..

1. stab him and hug him
2. run his pockets
3. twist twist pull
4. run out with the screaming crowd
5. hop in the waiting car in the parking lot 2 blocks down
6. be out

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Thats much better lol

[The Golden Child]

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THAT BOY !!!, CMO

weird i see 2 people in the thread but it says 3 members ..

maybe a ghost ??

[B16a2 Civic]

ever had one sound like a grenade when its deploying....but then its a small piece of shit

[Allshow97]

How bout the never-ending shit... Its so long it wraps around the bowl twice. :goodjob:

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL

[Allshow97]

Then of course you have the herniated shit... The one that feels like your gonna pop a brain vessel cause it strainin like a mofo to get that big sombitch out.

[BluesClues]

Damnit I gotta go now. I gotta go lay a stinker

[The Golden Child]

Then of course you have the herniated shit... The one that feels like your gonna pop a brain vessel cause it strainin like a mofo to get that big sombitch out.

word son them is dangerous ..

[Mr_Mischif]

Then of course you have the herniated shit... The one that feels like your gonna pop a brain vessel cause it strainin like a mofo to get that big sombitch out.

Could you imagine them as a neverending shit? You'd get your ass stretched further than The Reciever.

[Allshow97]

You can also experience a shit like I just had... Called the "Smear Shit" your sittin there shittin get done wipe your ass then flush... As the shit goes down it smears itself in a corkscrew like fashion on the bowl as it goes down.

[BluesClues]

ewwww you guys are nasty lol

[The Golden Child]

you ever get the splats ??
thats when you have diarrea and when you shit you have to shower ..
cause it splats on your ass cheek ..

[Keebs ð¿ð]

you ever get the splats ??
thats when you have diarrea and when you shit you have to shower ..
cause it splats on your ass cheek ..

Every day... It's truely a sad sad sight. In fact thats the only reason I take a shower anyways.

[Allshow97]

ROFL yeah also referred to as the bomber shits cause they have a nasty splash radius... Like a bomb :D

[The Golden Child]

Every day... It's truely a sad sad sight. In fact thats the only reason I take a shower anyways.

LIRL !!!

[The Golden Child]

ROFL yeah also referred to as the bomber shits cause they have a nasty splash radius... Like a bomb :D

thems called the NUKES !!!
itll blow your ass into pieces ..

[Allshow97]

How about the M16 shits... When you sit down to shit and you have gas at the same time so it comes out sounding like a machine gun. LIRL :D

[The Golden Child]

How about the M16 shits... When you sit down to shit and you have gas at the same time so it comes out sounding like a machine gun. LIRL :D

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