BABIES!!!!

[BABY J]

how do you get 20 babies inside a gallon bucket?

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a blender.


how do you get them out?




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nachos.

[The Golden Child]

uhhh ..

[Halfwit]

ftw!

[SLOWLYbtngU]

tha fuck?

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Interesting... very interesting, and I say that only because I'm at a loss of words lol

[The Golden Child]

same here i think J has gone crazy cause he hasnt gotten any cut yet ..

[TRINI4LIFE]

:thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: J are you on the Sticky Icky?

[BABY J]

Not this week. I guess Indy is driving me crazy.

Must..... get...... back..... to..... ATL. Getting....... weak.

[ShooterMcGavin]

dude, u belong in australia or something :D

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speaking of dead baby jokes.....

here's a few.......

What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don't bleed.
What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.
Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
The family used it to crack nuts.
Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.
Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
So you can see the expression on their faces.
Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
How many babies fit in a blender?
Depends on how powerful the blender is.
How do you know when a baby is dead?
It doesn't cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.
How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.
How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.
How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
or:
A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.
What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.
What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
What is a foot long and can make a woman scream?
Stillbirth.
What is a foot long, blue, and makes women scream in the morning?
Crib death.
What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.
What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Baby with slashed floaties.
What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
What is red and hangs around trees?
A baby hit by a snow blower.
What is green and hangs around trees?
Same baby 3 weeks later.
What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What is pink and goes black with a "hiss."?
A baby thrown into a furnace.
What is brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What is black and goes up and down?
A baby in a toaster.
What is red and hangs out of the back of a train?
A miscarriage.
What is red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.
What is red and swings back and forth?
A baby on a meat hook.
What is red, screams, and goes around in circles?
A baby nailed to the floor.
What is red and sits in the corner?
A baby with razor blades.
What is blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a baggie.
What is black and sits in a corner?
A baby with it's finger in a power socket.
What is green and sits in the corner?
Same baby two weeks later.
What is black and charred?
A baby chewing on an extension cord.
What is black and white, runs around the room, and smokes?
A baby with his hair on fire.
What is blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
What is cold, blue and doesn't move?
A baby in your freezer.
What is pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza.
What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
The wall behind it.
What is white and glows pink?
A dead baby with an electrode up its ass.
What is more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
Ripping it off again.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline?
Stopping them with a shovel.
What is more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch?
Doing it with a snow blower.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.
What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A baby with a javelin through its throat.
What is little and can't fit through a door?
A baby with a spear in its head.
What is the definition of fun?
Playing fetch with a pitbull and a baby.
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A doberman on a children's playground.
What has 10 arms and blood all over it?
A pitbull in front of a pile of dead babies.
What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog's mouth?
Your baby's leg.
What present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Know what's gross?
Running over a baby with a truck.
Know whats worse?
Skidding on it.
Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires.
What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.

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How do you make a dead baby float?
A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby

[§treet_§peed]

When a baby is being born, why do they boil water?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.

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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
Why did the family take the dead baby along on the barbecue?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.

[aaronfelipe]

babies FTMFW

[§treet_§peed]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome

[§treet_§peed]

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

[§treet_§peed]

http://jokes.justlaugh.com/deadbaby/index-header.gif:D

[Ran]

Holy sh*t...

[§treet_§peed]

you like? :D

[§treet_§peed]

Dead Baby Bump.....

[BABY J]

don't bump dead babies... that's disgusting! LOL

[Mr_Mischif]

don't bump dead babies... that's disgusting! LOL

BABY J!!!!!! WHAT'S UP NIGGA, WHAT'S GOOD!!!

[BluesClues]

I am rating this thread as a fucking failure!!!!! You all make me sick! :mad:

[BABY J]

Awww BLUES... it's okay!!! LOL. How are you and BTEC??? I am fine man, in Indianapolis getting raped by LS1s on the regular. :) There is no import scene here... it's all V8s.

[Mr_Mischif]

T3h SR-powered Signal Z33 would take care of that with a quickness

http://www.humanrexton.com/bbs/data/CarGallery/signal_350z_04.jpg

[BABY J]

Yes please. 1 of those to go... thank you.

[ShooterMcGavin]

holy fuck this guy's still alive? i better get my money back from that pos "hitman" :lmao:

[BABY J]

Ass!!! HA HA

[ShooterMcGavin]

Lol how ya doin man? How's the land down under? Holla at Feivel for me aight? :lmfao:

[damaddde]

que? holy moley olie

[§treet_§peed]

so bro when you gonna come back to the A?? or are you ever comion back??

[BABY J]

Either this weekend or next... and definitely for Nopi.

[BlkCD5]

Baby J, these white women are misbehaving here. Hurry up and come back so we can put them on lock again. They're wild and im getting owned :boobies:

[BABY J]

LMAO!!!! I'd like to help you tame the masses bro. I am all but retired. I think I figured out that there are no women on the planet that I can tolerate, and none that can handle me for an extended period of time... I'm passing the torch on that game bro. I put my time in though. Time for you yung grasshoppas to take the game to new levels like me and the guys in my age group did. :) I figured it out... I am not exactly RELATIONSHIP material... so I will find me a companion that I enjoy spending time with and call it a day bro. They're all yours!!! LOL.

[§treet_§peed]

Damn another one bites the dust....:boohoo:

[BABY J]

LMAO! Not getting married bro... I seriously doubt that I ever will. But I am outta the game, most definitey. :) Carry on my brothas, carry own... drink beer, fuck bitches in the ass, take pics and vids to prove it, then PM me and brag about it so I can have some sort of happiness in life outside of cars and music. LMAO!

[§treet_§peed]

^^ :werd: but still...damn all when i have a job is put all of money to bills and my car..lol not much left after that for anything else...:D

[BABY J]

HMM>>> If my calculations are correct, my retirement should allow everyone else's p*ssy rate to increase by 72%. LMAO!!!

[§treet_§peed]

:rly: :werd: :lmfao: so nothing but big slow ass gas guzzling v8 scence there huh?

[BABY J]

No, they are fast as hell! But not many imports... Indy is a weird lil area.

[§treet_§peed]

hmmm but still...i stick with my 4 cyl...only make and exception for rb's and 2jze, and rotary style..of course a rotary motor is completely different than and others..lol