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The Yousef
07-31-2006, 03:32 PM
we have a rambling old lonely man in the store (no it's not brett) and he justs keep on talking to himself, ranting, raving and what not....

so i've come the conclusion i want God to kill me before i ever reach that point....


this concludes Yousef's dark, morbid, and cynical thread for the day...


thank you come again,

xoxoxoxoxoxo,
yousef
Allshow97
07-31-2006, 03:32 PM
Dude Cenile people are cool!
JustinSane110™
07-31-2006, 03:33 PM
Is he still there, can I come mess with him?
Leisa
07-31-2006, 03:34 PM
ask him if he is talking to Jesus?
The Yousef
07-31-2006, 03:34 PM
Is he still there, can I come mess with him?

no he just left...lol

he was ranting to this one customer in the building for 45 minutes straight...the expression on the poor bastard's face on priceless!!!


:lmfao:
Ms Dollar
07-31-2006, 03:35 PM
Aww that's so sad, maybe he just needs a friend.
LiL PaKi
07-31-2006, 03:36 PM
awww
The Yousef
07-31-2006, 03:36 PM
Aww that's so sad, maybe he just needs a friend.

i'll give him your number...
Scrappy
07-31-2006, 03:36 PM
yousef what the hell did i JUST tell you to stop?! gawd you two i swear are about to make me bald baby sitting... dr phil is not a nice angry person
JustinSane110™
07-31-2006, 03:36 PM
Aww that's so sad, maybe he just needs a friend.
Or medication... :lmfao:
The Yousef
07-31-2006, 03:37 PM
yousef what the hell did i JUST tell you to stop?! gawd you two i swear are about to make me bald baby sitting... dr phil is not a nice angry person

WHAT THE HELL DID I DO NOW???


GOD DAMNIT!!!

I HATE YOUR KIND!!!!

~leaves~
ShooterMcGavin
07-31-2006, 03:38 PM
i'll buy you a slushie if it makes you feel better?
The Golden Child
07-31-2006, 03:39 PM
ur gunna die anyway yousefina ..
ShooterMcGavin
07-31-2006, 03:39 PM
I HATE YOUR KIND!!!!

~leaves~

you should clarify if you mean white people or females....or both.
The Golden Child
07-31-2006, 03:42 PM
Yousef hates females he likes to fudge pack George ..

now the mystery of Georges baby .. HMMM !!!
Allshow97
07-31-2006, 03:43 PM
i'll buy you a slushie if it makes you feel better?

I'll take a slushie :)
Mike Lowrey
07-31-2006, 09:21 PM
Yousef....my shedule is open tomorrow. I could kill you between 8-11am or 2-5pm. Please choose your appointment time. I am afraid that I cannot schedule anything less that a 3 hour block, as I am not sure how long my previous appointments will take.

Thank You,

Bob
§treet_§peed
07-31-2006, 09:41 PM
Yousef maybe you need to become his friend..:D

...Or Kill Whitey???:D :lmfao:
Brett
07-31-2006, 09:43 PM
we have a rambling old lonely man in the store (no it's not brett) and he justs keep on talking to himself, ranting, raving and what not....

so i've come the conclusion i want God to kill me before i ever reach that point....


this concludes Yousef's dark, morbid, and cynical thread for the day...


thank you come again,

xoxoxoxoxoxo,
yousef

Glad to know it wasnt me!! :lmfao:
§treet_§peed
07-31-2006, 09:48 PM
^^^lol..you made it sound like you might of been on some kind of medication that you might of forgotten to take...:D
The Yousef
07-31-2006, 09:53 PM
Yousef....my shedule is open tomorrow. I could kill you between 8-11am or 2-5pm. Please choose your appointment time. I am afraid that I cannot schedule anything less that a 3 hour block, as I am not sure how long my previous appointments will take.

Thank You,

Bob

3:30 will be fine.....i requested to be eliminated by firing squad please :fire:
http://scott.friderich.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/firingsquad.jpg

:lmfao:
Nemesis
07-31-2006, 09:54 PM
Ill cover the event lol
Seymour222
07-31-2006, 09:55 PM
I do not want to reach that stage in life. I want to die sane.
HeLLo iM iZzY
07-31-2006, 10:00 PM
this thing reminds me of a guy who comes in to taco bell on buford with his lil SNOOPY animal and sometimes a CROCODILE.....he like orders all these tacos and just sits there and talks to them and feeds them...some wierd shit !!
§treet_§peed
07-31-2006, 10:00 PM
PLEASE POST PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :lmfao:

Also post a video if at all possible!!!!! :goodjob:
The Yousef
07-31-2006, 10:01 PM
Ill cover the event lol

you, brady and walker can fight to the death over who gets to shoot.....

:lmao:
HeLLo iM iZzY
07-31-2006, 10:01 PM
pics of the taco bell guy ?
The Yousef
07-31-2006, 10:03 PM
pics of the taco bell guy ?

no....of my firing squad execution...it will be marvelous i tell you!!!!

up until time the impact of bullets are felt.... :lmfao:
§treet_§peed
07-31-2006, 10:04 PM
yousefs execution and yeah sure why not, some of the taco bell guy too...but mostly yousefs execution...:D
HeLLo iM iZzY
07-31-2006, 10:07 PM
lol...
JustinSane110™
07-31-2006, 10:12 PM
you, brady and walker can fight to the death over who gets to shoot.....

:lmao:
I'm just gonna stand back and watch it all go down. :goodjob:
§treet_§peed
07-31-2006, 10:13 PM
some one come and pick me up so i can go watch too!!!! :D
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 12:27 AM
so uh, he did yet?
Mike Lowrey
08-01-2006, 06:13 AM
3:30 will be fine.....i requested to be eliminated by firing squad please :fire:
http://scott.friderich.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/firingsquad.jpg

:lmfao:

OK, I will be there between 2 and 5 PM. I will call you 30 minutes prior. I will have said firing squad ready (although I will shoot a second earlier.... :D )
The Yousef
08-01-2006, 04:14 PM
OK, I will be there between 2 and 5 PM. I will call you 30 minutes prior. I will have said firing squad ready (although I will shoot a second earlier.... :D )
i got my blindfold ready bitch!!!!

lock and load motherfucker!!!!!
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 04:20 PM
bye yousef, nice knowing ya, can i have some parts off your car after you're gone? :D
LiL PaKi
08-01-2006, 04:21 PM
is he dead yet :(
Mike Lowrey
08-01-2006, 04:26 PM
i got my blindfold ready bitch!!!!

lock and load motherfucker!!!!!


Motherbitches!!!! lol
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 04:27 PM
got badges?
Mike Lowrey
08-01-2006, 04:27 PM
is he dead yet :(

Yes.....



How you doin...... ;)
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 04:31 PM
^^^don't u already have a woman? :D
LiL PaKi
08-01-2006, 04:31 PM
Yes.....


:cry:



How you doin...... ;)


i'm afwaaiddddd ahhhhh ~runs away~
The Yousef
08-01-2006, 04:32 PM
Yes.....

...indeed :eek:

i'm so JDM that i post from the fucking after life bitches!!!!

btw:

Richard Burns
Dale Earnhardt
Ayrton Senna
and Mr. Rogers say hello....
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 04:32 PM
^^^she's a little teapot so she's easily frightened... :lmao:
LiL PaKi
08-01-2006, 04:33 PM
o shyt he's back...
LiL PaKi
08-01-2006, 04:34 PM
^^^she's a little teapot so she's easily frightened... :lmao:

I'm a lil tea pot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout when i get all steamed up hear me shout tip me over and pour me out! :D
Scrappy
08-01-2006, 04:34 PM
yousef :(
The Yousef
08-01-2006, 04:35 PM
o shyt he's back...

...not really

i'm a figment of your over active imagination....
The Yousef
08-01-2006, 04:35 PM
yousef :(

give me 1 hour....
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 04:35 PM
I'm a lil tea pot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout when i get all steamed up hear me shout tip me over and pour me out! :D
I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true. Here's an example of what I can do.
I can change my handle to my spout. Just tip me over and pour me out. :D :D
Wurm
08-01-2006, 04:36 PM
yousef just mad cause lilpaki said he was a short dicked man
The Yousef
08-01-2006, 04:38 PM
yousef just mad cause lilpaki said he was a short dicked man

no...i actually lack a penis sir....instead of testicles...i have ovaries....

now please go photoshop a picture of you jamming a rusty and dull knife into your eye....:D
LiL PaKi
08-01-2006, 04:38 PM
yousef just mad cause lilpaki said he was a short dicked man

wat da fuck? shut up wurm...
Wurm
08-01-2006, 04:39 PM
no...i actually lack a penis sir....instead of testicles...i have ovaries....

now please go photoshop a picture of you jamming a rusty and dull knife into your eye....:D
why u got anthrax residue on your hand?
Wurm
08-01-2006, 04:39 PM
wat da fuck? shut up wurm...
and this is how we push buttons
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 04:40 PM
no...i actually lack a penis sir....instead of testicles...i have ovaries....

now please go photoshop a picture of you jamming a rusty and dull knife into your eye....:D
i concur....with both parts :goodjob:
The Yousef
08-01-2006, 04:41 PM
why u got anthrax residue on your hand?
how very original.....a terrorist joke!!!!!



OMG!!!

YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!

I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED A TERRORIST BEFORE!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....




YOU NEED TO DO STANDUP....*



*note extreme use of sarcasm in above statement....
Wurm
08-01-2006, 04:42 PM
lol
LiL PaKi
08-01-2006, 04:42 PM
Yousef... calm down...
Keebs đ¿đ
08-01-2006, 04:43 PM
Woohoo! IA drama :bump: *grabs his pop corn*
Wurm
08-01-2006, 04:43 PM
I hope this helps with your day yousef
http://www.procter.se/highres/jpg150/Tampax/20okt_Tampax_Jedi_Super_WE_0304_150_rgb.jpg
The Yousef
08-01-2006, 04:45 PM
actually i use:

http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/2945194/MaxiPads%20SUPER%20cs12x24ct%201112630.jpg

i bleed a lot
Wurm
08-01-2006, 04:45 PM
out your anus
§treet_§peed
08-01-2006, 04:45 PM
YHAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wurm
08-01-2006, 04:46 PM
YHAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roflmao LIRL
§treet_§peed
08-01-2006, 04:48 PM
you do remember what you said that means right??:D
Wurm
08-01-2006, 04:49 PM
yep
§treet_§peed
08-01-2006, 04:52 PM
:werd:


so Yousef...uhhhh hows the after-life treating you? :D
The Yousef
08-01-2006, 04:53 PM
:werd:


so Yousef...uhhhh hows the after-life treating you? :D

same shit different day....but much better weather....my car is still slow and pink though :(
§treet_§peed
08-01-2006, 04:57 PM
well that's not so bad then lol...
and the pink car thing i wanna pink CRX, but a fast one! lol:D
Wurm
08-01-2006, 04:58 PM
same shit different day....but much better weather....my car is still slow and pink though :(

when u getting it painted hot pink?
The Yousef
08-01-2006, 05:01 PM
when u getting it painted hot pink?

the second i get sponsored by ''hello kitty''
§treet_§peed
08-01-2006, 05:03 PM
^^^^ AH!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!:lmfao:
Wurm
08-01-2006, 05:05 PM
the second i get sponsored by ''hello kitty''
I Will make u a hello kitty decal if u will put it on your side window
The Yousef
08-01-2006, 05:09 PM
I Will make u a hello kitty decal if u will put it on your side window
...tempting
§treet_§peed
08-01-2006, 05:09 PM
DO IT YOUSEF!!
Wurm
08-01-2006, 05:13 PM
I already got pink and white vinyl just lmk what size u want
§treet_§peed
08-01-2006, 05:22 PM
get Pink Vinyl Yousef...get a big one for the back winsheild then a small one for the to back side ones and the front...:D
Mike Lowrey
08-01-2006, 05:43 PM
^^^don't u already have a woman? :D


Um...........
Mike Lowrey
08-01-2006, 05:44 PM
:cry:




i'm afwaaiddddd ahhhhh ~runs away~


It's because I'm white, isn't it!

Why it always got to be racial! :lmfao:
Mike Lowrey
08-01-2006, 05:47 PM
my car is still slow and pink though :(

Motherbitches! Why they got to do that to you in the afterlife too! :lmfao:
§treet_§peed
08-01-2006, 05:53 PM
cause it's Yousef....:D
Boosted S60R
08-01-2006, 06:27 PM
yousef just mad cause lilpaki said he was a short dicked man
dude watch who you say shit like that too! he has alot of people on here who are his friends. I think you are fucking straight up gay for saying something like that about a situatuin that you have no fucking clue about. FUCK YOU DIE IN A FIRE!!!
ShooterMcGavin
08-01-2006, 07:44 PM
^^^werd, mikey will run u over in his volvo, how ironic would that be (u know, since volvo's are touted for their safety and all).
Wurm
08-01-2006, 07:51 PM
dude watch who you say shit like that too! he has alot of people on here who are his friends. I think you are fucking straight up gay for saying something like that about a situatuin that you have no fucking clue about. FUCK YOU DIE IN A FIRE!!!
I will say what i fucking please GTFO
b@d @pple
08-01-2006, 09:48 PM
I will say what i fucking please GTFO

you better watch your fuckin mouth bitch..your gonna say the wrong shit to the wrong person and i guarantee you will not like the outcome...yousef is a friend of mine and i for one dont appreciate the shit you said....all im gonna say is watch your mouth..
§treet_§peed
08-01-2006, 09:51 PM
Dayum...
Scrappy
08-02-2006, 10:10 PM
yousef just mad cause lilpaki said he was a short dicked man


:2up: how about you mind your own business sir. who gives a fuck if someone broke up, does not mean you have to drag the shit on and make people feel like shit when his friends and her friends are there for this shit. not your immature ass that obviously cant find someone to occupy your time with considering you are on at all times no matter what... get a fucking life and back off the people that do not deserve to be bashed for shit that was not in his control. punk ass bitch :rolleyes:
JustinSane110™
08-02-2006, 10:25 PM
:2up: how about you mind your own business sir. who gives a fuck if someone broke up, does not mean you have to drag the shit on and make people feel like shit when his friends and her friends are there for this shit. not your immature ass that obviously cant find someone to occupy your time with considering you are on at all times no matter what... get a fucking life and back off the people that do not deserve to be bashed for shit that was not in his control. punk ass bitch :rolleyes:
You ignoring me woman?? :cry: :tongue1:
The Yousef
08-03-2006, 09:09 AM
You ignoring me woman?? :cry: :tongue1:
...apparently

it's because you're black....
ShooterMcGavin
08-03-2006, 09:20 AM
*sigh* it's always a racise thing isn't it? :D
The Yousef
08-03-2006, 09:20 AM
*sigh* it's always a racise thing isn't it? :D

....indeed

btw:

i'm not racist....i hate everyone equally