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fawk_you
07-30-2006, 01:38 AM
Girl meets boy. Girl dates boy. Girl invites boy to have dinner with

her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."



:cry: :lmfao:

aaronfelipe
07-30-2006, 01:41 AM
LMAO!!!!

fawk_you
07-30-2006, 01:43 AM
I laughed so hard i started to cry. lol

Flip
07-30-2006, 01:46 AM
haha, pretty funny...

so when did he slip him the drugs??

aaronfelipe
07-30-2006, 01:46 AM
That would fucking blow....POWND

Slow Motion
07-30-2006, 01:51 AM
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum.......................yo thats messed up. ROFLMAO

secondgencamaro
07-30-2006, 02:01 AM
Holy shit, lol!!!

dwnsthGABOY
07-30-2006, 03:21 AM
LMFAO!!!!

bdydrpdmazda
07-30-2006, 04:18 AM
Thats funny.

SixSquared
07-30-2006, 04:23 AM
har har har har :D

quickdodge®
07-30-2006, 06:13 AM
That joke is literally older than the Internet. Seriously. Later, QD.

Chuckster
07-30-2006, 08:10 AM
Repost

already beat cha to it like over a year ago

and they had told me it was even a repost when i posted it

5thgcelica
07-30-2006, 09:23 AM
finally someone said repost...sheesh.

DerrickT
07-30-2006, 09:32 AM
still funny

fawk_you
07-30-2006, 09:51 AM
Didnt know it was a repost. Oops.

sirhatch1030
07-30-2006, 11:36 AM
that is pretty damn funny.........

Wurm
07-30-2006, 11:37 AM
lol

Maniaç
07-30-2006, 11:40 AM
LoL, nice

Julio
07-30-2006, 01:20 PM
repost for the 20th time.. funny anyways.

itsjustdee
07-30-2006, 01:52 PM
oh shit...LIRL!!!!!!!

xaznstylegrlx
07-30-2006, 02:36 PM
sux for him?

The Golden Child
07-30-2006, 02:46 PM
well daym this is prolly like the 10th time ive read this but i still crack up on it ..

The Golden Child
07-30-2006, 02:47 PM
this is so old it actually makes Brett feel young ..

fawk_you
07-30-2006, 04:39 PM
^- burn. :(

JDMJAYDC2
07-30-2006, 06:47 PM
damn that would suck