Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[chrisdavis]

I found a thread like this on another forum and figured I'd try it over here. The rules are self explanitory - You can only answer the question above you, then ask another question.


I'll start.


Why does Pimp My Ride make such ugly ass cars?

[YokotaS13]

becuase its what people want that have no clue


Why do people want RHD so bad

[BigPoppaHurtm]

Why do people want RHD so bad

Because its jdM tYtE yO!



Why are ebay coilovers for my dads accord only $1.99?

[chrisdavis]

Because shipping is $200

Why are iPods so damn expensive?

[JustinSane110™]

Why are ebay coilovers for my dads accord only $1.99?
Cuz they're really made of slinkys and pogo stick springs.


What movie should I watch right now?

[YokotaS13]

Because shipping is $200

Why are iPods so damn expensive?
Becuase its a fad and you can get the same thing on a different brand for half the cost


WHy do people want to mod a d16 lol

[IndianStig]

Syriana

Why are domestics shit?
lololol

[YokotaS13]

follow tha damn rules bitch

[SixSquared]

Syriana

Why are domestics shit?
lololol

look at everything else coming from this country since 2000.... :doh:

Why don't more IA chicks post up in the NWS forum? :idb:

[IndianStig]

Becuase its a fad and you can get the same thing on a different brand for half the cost


WHy do people want to mod a d16 lol


cause they don't have the cash for a h22 swap

why do people think that Neon's are crap?

[YokotaS13]

becuase its a NEON. enough said

why dont people give DSMs respect?

[IndianStig]

cause their cranks like to walk


why do you ask stupid questions?

[YokotaS13]

becuase im bored and just got off work, while most yall are asleep

WHy the fuck are you awake

[IndianStig]

cause i woke up 11 hours ago, lol

why are there 6 pens on my desk and no paper?

[Sibious]

becuase ur a stupid person.

why do ricers try so hard to be cool?

[YokotaS13]

becuase they met brett

should i get a Wangan wing, or a low CF speed hump wing

[nightracer]

It depends on what you're going to be doing with the car because wings can be engineered to work differently and perform in different ways.

why the fuck is this site which is supposed to be about cars so big when nobody talks about cars?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?

[Flip]

becuase they met brett

should i get a Wangan wing, or a low CF speed hump wing

Don't get a wing, they're gay unless theyre stock or from the dealer.

Why are babies so soft?

[ahmonrah]

Don't get a wing, they're gay unless theyre stock or from the dealer.

Why are babies so soft?
because they're fresh from the oven!!!


why is it that hotdogs come in 8-packs, but buns in 10??

[RandomGuy]

because they're fresh from the oven!!!


why is it that hotdogs come in 8-packs, but buns in 10??
bc god knows that i'll drop a bun or two in the process of my record eating.

Why do swole bald black people rape aids infested chinese midgets?

[YokotaS13]

becuase its just what they do

why do i want to bang angelina jolie (i cant spell)

[ahmonrah]

becuase its just what they do

why do i want to bang angelina jolie (i cant spell)because she has lips like a sista and not many people can turn down anyone whose physical attributes can be related to a sista(ass, lips...etc.)

why is it that there are so many insomniacs on IA.COM??

[JustinSane110™]

because she has lips like a sista and not many people can turn down anyone whose physical attributes can be related to a sista(ass, lips...etc.)

why is it that there are so many insomniacs on IA.COM??
Because :iaowns:


Why can I not decide what movie I wanna watch?

[ahmonrah]

Because :iaowns:


Why can I not decide what movie I wanna watch?because choosing the one to perform "forearm strength training" with is always a hard choice!!

why is it when you tell someone your gonna kick their ass, you never do, just punch and wrestle?

[Mr_Mischif]

Because you don't have the leg strength.

Why does Stretch end his posts with "Later, QD"?

[HvyArms]

Because you don't have the leg strength.

Why does Stretch end his posts with "Later, QD"?


Cause his nickname is QueerDeer.

Why dont I use company computers to post on IA?

[Mr_Mischif]

Because you'll think if you can get away with it, you can get away with anything, and tthen you'll move on to porn, and you definately won't get away with it then.

Why do people spell dammit damnit?

[SwurvinIn]

cause its easier?

why does mikey like men?

[HvyArms]

cause its easier?

why does mikey like men?

Because Mi.....wait Mikey likes men?


Why isn't pussy sweet?

[Miranda]

Because Mi.....wait Mikey likes men?


Why isn't pussy sweet?
What pussy YOU been eatin' lately? ;)

Why is HvyArms such a law breaker?

[Hulud]

What pussy YOU been eatin' lately? ;)

Why is HvyArms such a law breaker?
i dunno :???:

Why is B16A2civic a mod?

[Miranda]

i dunno :???:

Why is B16A2civic a mod?
Because he's ok with Bukkake.


Why haven't Lil Paki and Yousef had sex yet?

[SwurvinIn]

haha...becuase they are scared.

why is'nt yousefs name skinnypimp?

[Mr_Mischif]

Because, if anything, yousef's name should be skinnybomber

Why can't I get out?

[HvyArms]

haha...becuase they are scared.

why is'nt yousefs name skinnypimp?

Because his pimp game is phat.

Why do women talk so much about nothing so often.

[RedGTS]

because they have tits....and you dont


Why do my dumb bitch neighbors park in the street and not in there driveway?

[Dirty Octopus™]

because they have tits....and you dont


Why do my dumb bitch neighbors park in the street and not in there driveway?

because they're Viet and already have 8 Camrys/Corollas taking up space in the driveway

Why does underbandaid smell so bad?

[RedGTS]

THE lack of oxygen and light which creates a moisture patch of filth


Why do black people talk all through movies?

[Dirty Octopus™]

THE lack of oxygen and light which creates a moisture patch of filth


Why do black people talk all through movies?

because being around other black folk all day thats the only real time we can talk with one another. you know... sit down and have a real one to one.

why do people say literally all the time? as opposed to figurativley?

[HvyArms]

because being around other black folk all day thats the only real time we can talk with one another. you know... sit down and have a real one to one.

why do people say literally all the time? as opposed to figurativley?

Because they cant all be grad students like me.

Why does a white guy in a stock EG, lock his doors when a black guy in an 850, pulls up next to him at a light??

[BigPoppaHurtm]

Because they cant all be grad students like me.

Why does a white guy in a stock EG, lock his doors when a black guy in an 850, pulls up next to him at a light??

Because he doesnt want anybody to jack his "Ultimate Fuel Efficiency Machine"


Why am I so obsessed with chicks that have big butts?

[Dirty Octopus™]

Because they cant all be grad students like me.

Why does a white guy in a stock EG, lock his doors when a black guy in an 850, pulls up next to him at a light??

because you're a drug dealer that also likes to mod Hondas.

why do dont the majority of us blacks have legitimate jobs? or "taxable" jobs

[Dirty Octopus™]

Because he doesnt want anybody to jack his "Ultimate Fuel Efficiency Machine"


Why am I so obsessed with chicks that have big butts?

because you're that same black guy that wants to steal the "Ultimate Fuel Efficient Machine"

Why is Crown Vics so Phat?

[HvyArms]

because you're that same black guy that wants to steal the "Ultimate Fuel Efficient Machine"

Why is Crown Vics so Phat?


cause only old fat ladies drive them.....?


why do pretty girls give bad brain?

[Seymour222]

cause only old fat ladies drive them.....?


why do pretty girls give bad brain?

Because their brain exerted more energy on making physical attributes exceptional leaving little effort for cognitive thought or "brain giving skills"


Why does my shit smell like coffee?

[Hulud]

Because their brain exerted more energy on making physical attributes exceptional leaving little effort for cognitive thought or "brain giving skills"


Why does my shit smell like coffee?
you drink too much coffee

why is beer in a can the same price as in a bottle? cause bottle tastes better

[HvyArms]

you drink too much coffee

why is beer in a can the same price as in a bottle? cause bottle tastes better

Because it's beer.

Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

[Dirty Octopus™]

Because it's beer.

Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

because thats a stupid question. it hurts my chest thinking about it. the man knows how to make us think in analytical ways.

Can a beard contract an STD? like.... clap for instance? :dunno:

[HvyArms]

because thats a stupid question. it hurts my chest thinking about it. the man knows how to make us think in analytical ways.

Can a beard contract an STD? like.... clap for instance? :dunno:

Positive.

If a tree falls in the woods on a deaf man and nobody's around to hear it, does the tree or the man really make a sound?

[4dmin]

If a tree falls in the woods on a deaf man and nobody's around to hear it, does the tree or the man really make a sound?

of course deaf people moan and make that splat sound too...




HOW COME I HAVE A BONER WHEN I WAKE UP?

[Mr_Mischif]

Yeah, cause the man was close enough to hear the tree fall. We can never know if a man made a sound.

How come lesbians won't go for dick? Straight women go for pussy every once in a while.

[Dirty Octopus™]

Positive.

If a tree falls in the woods on a deaf man and nobody's around to hear it, does the tree or the man really make a sound?

both make a sound. next question...

what does the back of a stop sign smell like?

[Decker1.8t]

cake and ice cream

why do we "take a shit" when we in fact "leave a shit"?

[Dirty Octopus™]

of course deaf people moan and make that splat sound too...




HOW COME I HAVE A BONER WHEN I WAKE UP?

because it rises with the sun.

is it possible to have a JDM dick? lets say a RHC cock?

[HvyArms]

both make a sound. next question...

what does the back of a stop sign smell like?

Ralph Lauren Black, and Chicken Snot.

Why wont FawkYou actually Fawk you?

[Dirty Octopus™]

Ralph Lauren Black, and Chicken Snot.

Why wont FawkYou actually Fawk you?

because shes white.

why is it spelled ghey as opposed to gei? :gay:

[Decker1.8t]

who cares? they're both gay.

why do I always bleed when I work on my car?

[Dirty Octopus™]

who cares? they're both gay.

why do I always bleed when I work on my car?

because you're either on your period or your car is out to kill you.

why do gloves come in latex? can i fuck in them? :dunno:

[Mr_Mischif]

Because you only work on it "once a month"

Why won't lesbians go for dick?

[HvyArms]

who cares? they're both gay.

why do I always bleed when I work on my car?

Because it's a vampire car, Christina's kin.

Why aren't I rich?

[Dirty Octopus™]

Because you only work on it "once a month"

Why won't lesbians go for dick?

because you still wanna know.

what tha fuck is bicurious?!?!

[Dirty Octopus™]

Because it's a vampire car, Christina's kin.

Why aren't I rich?

because you're black and you spent your money on an 850.

why cant we answer/ask questions one at a time? as opposed to having to resort to quoting the person from 2-3 posts ago.

[Miranda]

because you're black and you spent your money on an 850.

why cant we answer/ask questions one at a time? as opposed to having to resort to quoting the person from 2-3 posts ago.
Because we're all a bunch of ethugs, jumping over each other to get our licks in.

Why should I follow the rules of this game?

[itsjustdee]

Because we're all a bunch of ethugs, jumping over each other to get our licks in.

Why should I follow the rules of this game?

bkuz its a game.

Why am I in this thread?

[Mr_Mischif]

Because you're a pussy.

Who's seen the Power Rangers parody with "Jose Canseco"?

[HvyArms]

Because you're a pussy.

Who's seen the Power Rangers parody with "Jose Canseco"?

Only Jose Canseco.

Why do dirty girls smell like fish, as opposed to say...beef?

[Mr_Mischif]

Because pussies like fish, not beef.

[HvyArms]

Because pussies like fish, not beef.

oh.

Is this thread dead yet?

[hemi]

no.

how come when you stick your finger in your clean belly button, it still stinks?

[HvyArms]

no.

how come when you stick your finger in your clean belly button, it still stinks?

Because your finger is dirty.

How come cops always ask "do you know how fast you were going?"?

[ShooterMcGavin]

to get you to self incriminate.

why is housing so expensive in vegas?

[HvyArms]

to get you to self incriminate.

why is housing so expensive in vegas?

Because Bush is in office. Also see: Why does life suck suddenly?

Why doesnt Peter Pan have breast?

[Mr_Mischif]

Cause he's a guy.

Why can't I get laid?
Wait...wait...I already know why I can't get laid.

Why are ther no lesbians on IA?

[HvyArms]

Cause he's a guy.

Why can't I get laid?
Wait...wait...I already know why I can't get laid.

Why are ther no lesbians on IA?

Cause IA'ers prefer stick?

Is this thread dead yet?

[ahmonrah]

Cause IA'ers prefer stick?

Is this thread dead yet?not yet bruh...your suffering hasnt reached it's peak yet.

why is it that when people fart in public, they freeze up and start looking around suspiciously?

[JustinSane110™]

not yet bruh...your suffering hasnt reached it's peak yet.

why is it that when people fart in public, they freeze up and start looking around suspiciously?
Because they get paranoid trying to narrow it down to one person to blame it on.


Why did Michael Jackson feel the need to become a white woman??

[RedGTS]

To sell more records


Why is it that white trash always have on an arm or neck brace?

[lowjack]

To make a person feel sorry for them so they don't have to check the tire pressure on their HOUSE......



Why the hell do birds always crap on my mailbox??

[Mr_Mischif]

To make a person feel sorry for them so they don't have to check the tire pressure on their HOUSE......



Why the hell do birds always crap on my mailbox??

Because I filled it up with bird seed and ex-lax.

Why do people still buy sony shit after the XCP scandal?

[Jgsr311]

Because I filled it up with bird seed and ex-lax.

Why do people still buy sony shit after the XCP scandal?

because no one knows/cares.

why do so many girls love my cock?

[Miranda]

because no one knows/cares.

why do so many girls love my cock?
Because they're 12 and you smear it with chocolate sauce.

Why do so many boys love my mad STi stylzzz?

[never_finished]

Because they're 12 and you smear it with chocolate sauce.

Why do so many boys love my mad STi stylzzz?


the car is just my excuse :D



why do i want what i cant have and what wants me i dont want?

[HvyArms]

the car is just my excuse :D



why do i want what i cant have and what wants me i dont want?


Because it doesnt want what wants it, stop wanting it so bad and want something else equally attractive, it'll then begin to want you.


Why do I have the answer to everything?

[hemi]

Because you know it all...

Is it gonna rain?

[HvyArms]

Because you know it all...

Is it gonna rain?

Yes, it rains everyday. Somewhere.

Will Elizabeth Taylor die this year?

[Dirty Octopus™]

Yes, it rains everyday. Somewhere.

Will Elizabeth Taylor die this year?

NO. Liz is immortal. because of the elixir Mike Jackson gave her back right before Dangerous was released.

Is it possible to have a chest-beard? i mean.... like the ultimate beard stemming from your chin to your chest.

[HvyArms]

NO. Liz is immortal. because of the elixir Mike Jackson gave her back right before Dangerous was released.

Is it possible to have a chest-beard? i mean.... like the ultimate beard stemming from your chin to your chest.

Only if you're Saquatch.

Why don't women believe that I'm a virgin?

[BlkCD5]

Originally posted by HvyArms
Why don't women believe that I'm a virgin?

Cus maybe you look like a pimp :goodjob:

Why are people assholes and drive slow in the fast lane or box me in? When i finally Vtec their ass and pass them, they act all :???:

[HvyArms]

Cus maybe you look like a pimp :goodjob:

Why are people assholes and drive slow in the fast lane or box me in? When i finally Vtec their ass and pass them, they act all :???:


Because they've never seen a Yugo go so fast.

Why am I still at damn work?

[Seymour222]

Because you have to pay for your sex addiction.


When is it okay to go "ass-to-mouth?"

[gijoe0720]

whenever you feel like it.


why is my penis so small?

[dilusisupra]

when your girl looks as good as mine:boobies:


how many viagra pills would you have to take for a permanent stiffy?

[dilusisupra]

I answered seymour's ?

[YokotaS13]

whenever you feel like it.


why is my penis so small?
steroids end of story lol

why is my VW blowing fuses

[HvyArms]

steroids end of story lol

why is my VW blowing fuses

It's worn out from blowing Bimmer tailpipes.

How come deodorant can work for 10 hrs as long as you're awake, but if you wear it for 2 hrs, then sleep an hr, it stops working. wtf is that?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

It's worn out from blowing Bimmer tailpipes.

How come deodorant can work for 10 hrs as long as you're awake, but if you wear it for 2 hrs, then sleep an hr, it stops working. wtf is that?

Cuz u need 24hr protection

What the fuck is Ambrosia?

[HvyArms]

Cuz u need 24hr protection

What the fuck is Ambrosia?

Ambrosia is the food of the Gods....whatever that means. it give immortality to whoever eats so. So, in other words, it's pussy for men, cum for women.


if I'm the shit, how come only I know it?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Ambrosia is the food of the Gods....whatever that means. it give immortality to whoever eats so. So, in other words, it's pussy for men, cum for women.


if I'm the shit, how come only I know it?

Becuz ur the only one close enuff to smell it now...

Why do guys with big dicks say they are little and the little guys claim to be big? :thinking:

[Mr_Mischif]

Because it's all in the element of surprise!

How come there's never anything to do when you have noting to do, but everything's going on when you've got too much to do?

[Slow Motion]

Because life likes to play tricks on you.


What makes something important, have value?

[chrisdavis]

Because life likes to play tricks on you.


What makes something important, have value?

Its personal worth to your wants and desires.


Why the fuck did I agree to work tomorrow

[Mr_Mischif]

Because you got high when you shouldn't have.

Who thought kudzu was a good idea?

[MongolPup]

The US government, it restored minerals to the ground so they taught people how to plant it.

Why do people TyPe LyKE diS?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Becuz its JDM TYTE YO!

Why am I home on a Saturday night?

[Mr_Mischif]

Because you have no man, but hey; a dildo'll take care of that! [/sarcasm]

Why can't I get over this procrastination streak and get to work?

[ahmonrah]

Because you have no man, but hey; a dildo'll take care of that! [/sarcasm]

Why can't I get over this procrastination streak and get to work?
because it's easier to beat off online than to job hunt.

why is it that this is my first time in life ever seeing the rocky mountains???
oh, and why are there sooo many hispanic people in colorado springs and pueblo yet, they speak less spanish than my black ass??:lmfao: :thinking:

[BABY J]

because it's easier to beat off online than to job hunt.

why is it that this is my first time in life ever seeing the rocky mountains???
oh, and why are there sooo many hispanic people in colorado springs and pueblo yet, they speak less spanish than my black ass??:lmfao: :thinking:

B/c you heard Baby J talk about Colorado and now you are HOOKED and you are gonna move there.

B/c they are not REAL spanish people... they are BOOTLEG knockoff Spanish people... plus they all have their green cards so they do not need to pretend to speak Spanish anymore. LMAO!!

Why did I just get RAPED by a LS1 powered FC in Indianapolis?:no:

[5thgcelica]

Why did I just get RAPED by a LS1 powered FC in Indianapolis?:no:

because you're a dumbass trying to race with your geo metro.


why am i still tired after 8 hours of sleep.

[RedGTS]

because you need a new matress


why im I not tired from no sleep last night?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

because you need a new matress


why im I not tired from no sleep last night?

Becuz u live life on the "edge."

Why are feet so god damn ugly?

[BABY J]

Becuz u live life on the "edge."

Why are feet so god damn ugly?

Cause you wouldn't notice if you were sucking on toes like you're supposed to.:yes:

Why do I get all 4 seasons in one day in Indianapolis? WTF!!!

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Becuz ur still in GA..

What the fuck is the difference b/w red and "Burgundy?" (hair color)

[chrisdavis]

Becuz ur still in GA..

What the fuck is the difference b/w red and "Burgundy?" (hair color)


About 3 dollars

How do I talk my wife into letting me bag my truck?

[Dirty Octopus™]

dont talk to her about it just do it... then talk after its said and done. After all aint it till death do yall part?

Am i the only black guy with a Patsy Cline's Greatest Hits Album?

[Rican219]

:thinking:

[Mr_Mischif]

dont talk to her about it just do it... then talk after its said and done. After all aint it till death do yall part?

Am i the only black guy with a Patsy Cline's Greatest Hits Album?

Now that is a stupid question I'm not even going to answer.

Why am I scared of the hood? (I'm black, BTW).

[Slow Motion]

Dang idk.....I guess cuz ur strange idk.

What makes life worth living?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Dang idk.....I guess cuz ur strange idk.

What makes life worth living?

Sex

What does Michael Jackson have in his glove besides his hand???

[chrisdavis]

Chloroform



Why does daytime tv suck?

[ahmonrah]

Chloroform



Why does daytime tv suck?
because your ass aint supposed to be home to watch it....

is it REALLY a problem with having an all day erection ?? and oh, WHY??

[SLOWLYbtngU]

b/c there is no such thing as a all day wet pussy to fuck it with....We can only take the grunting for so long...

Why do parents get irate about filling out paperwork that specialist need in order to treat their kids?

[Dirty Octopus™]

b/c there is no such thing as a all day wet pussy to fuck it with....We can only take the grunting for so long...

Why do parents get irate about filling out paperwork that specialist need in order to treat their kids?

because thats why they got insurance.

is Old Spice and Brut one in the same?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Yes they both smell like cow shit

Why do kids eat their booger?

[Dirty Octopus™]

Yes they both smell like cow shit

Why do kids eat their booger?

because their parents said "eat your vegetables!"

why do fish eat their own shit?:thinking:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

b/c it looks like thier food


Who came up with colors?

[Dirty Octopus™]

b/c it looks like thier food


Who came up with colors?

New Edition.

whatever happened to New Edition?

[HvyArms]

b/c it looks like thier food


Who came up with colors?

Rick DiLello and Micheal Schiffer.

If the earth is surrounded by the van allen belt, with radiation in the 10 - 100mev range, how the hell did astronauts travel to the moon?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Rick DiLello and Micheal Schiffer.

If the earth is surrounded by the van allen belt, with radiation in the 10 - 100mev range, how the hell did astronauts travel to the moon?


Becuz Jesus said "Come unto me"

Can people read the title of this thread?

[Dirty Octopus™]

Becuz Jesus said "Come unto me"

Can people read the title of this thread?

No.. its been astronomically proven....

why are oranges orange? but limes are more like a forest green than a lime green?

[HvyArms]

No.. its been astronomically proven....

why are oranges orange? but limes are more like a forest green than a lime green?

Same reason lemons are piss colored.

Why cant I get a cop to fight me without his vest and batman utility belt on?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Becuz Mother Earth said fuck it

What happened to Vanilla Coke?

[SwurvinIn]

because like all americans...the farmers are confused


why, as americans do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

[Dirty Octopus™]

because like all americans...the farmers are confused


why, as americans do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

because this is a repost...

why do people repost?

[HvyArms]

because this is a repost...

why do people repost?

Because they wanna be me?


Why isn't jessica alba waiting in my bed at home?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Cuz she likes real dicks

What does felt feel like?

[BABY J]

Because they wanna be me?


Why isn't jessica alba waiting in my bed at home?

B/c she is here in Indianapolis w/ me.

What would you like me to tell her?

[Dirty Octopus™]

Cuz she likes real dicks

What does felt feel like?

i love carpet

why does everybody have a problem with pussy smelling like fish? but Tuna is da sheeiiit! :goodjob: :super:

[HvyArms]

B/c she is here in Indianapolis w/ me.

What would you like me to tell her?

Not to swallow


Is Tupac still dead?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

i love carpet

why does everybody have a problem with pussy smelling like fish? but Tuna is da sheeiiit! :goodjob: :super:


B/c the ones that smell like roses have been recently clean on purpose....(they got somting!!!!)

What is scratch and sniff for?

[Dirty Octopus™]

B/c the ones that smell like roses have been recently clean on purpose....(they got somting!!!!)

What is scratch and sniff for?

i think its for people with Cat like fetishes....

why does Compaq® suck so much boody?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

b/c its HP now


Why do guys scratch their nuts?

[Dirty Octopus™]

b/c its HP now


Why do guys scratch their nuts?

cuz it iitches... but i pinch... it gets rid of the irritation quicker

why is QD so old?

[HvyArms]

cuz it iitches... but i pinch... it gets rid of the irritation quicker

why is QD so old?

fags age quick


why arent I getting repped for this?

[Dirty Octopus™]

fags age quick


why arent I getting repped for this?

because your answers arent amusing... there's too much logic behind everything... you're probably just too smart and feel the need to share.. :dunno:

why did Mufasa die?

[HvyArms]

because your answers arent amusing... there's too much logic behind everything... you're probably just too smart and feel the need to share.. :dunno:

why did Mufasa die?

Because Nala knew that she could only be Queen of the jungle if Mufasa died, and Simba took over. So she plotted with Scar, to have him killed.

Why are fat girls so friendly?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Because Nala knew that she could only be Queen of the jungle if Mufasa died, and Simba took over. So she plotted with Scar, to have him killed.

Why are fat girls so friendly?


Because we make up in personality what skinny bitches lack.... :goodjob: :rolleyes: ;) :D :crazy: :boobies: :taun:

Why does my roomy come into the room and ask if I am sleeping if u can hear my ass snoring????

[Seymour222]

She wants a favor.

Why is it such an issue to put it inda butt?

[Dirty Octopus™]

She wants a favor.

Why is it such an issue to put it inda butt?

cuz its so bloody tight. :tongue1:

what would you do for a Klondike Bar® ?

[Mr_Mischif]

cuz its so bloody tight. :tongue1:

what would you do for a Klondike Bar® ?

Iono, kill you?

Why do white people do such random shit (Flugtag comes to mind)?

[Dirty Octopus™]

Iono, kill you?

Why do white people do such random shit (Flugtag comes to mind)?

because they are a different breed. not of Adam...

what tha fuck is "flugtag"?!? :thinking:

[RandomGuy]

because they are a different breed. not of Adam...

what tha fuck is "flugtag"?!? :thinking:
Flugtag is the scientific term for the prosthetic ballsack your mom has.

Biologically speaking, why do asian people have "asian eyes"?

[Dirty Octopus™]

Flugtag is the scientific term for the prosthetic ballsack your mom has.

Biologically speaking, why do asian people have "asian eyes"?

because it is a charactistic derived from the Middle Eastern phrase The Eyes of Asia, a term used in and around the Columbus days. The Eyes of Asia protect all eastern Asians from such dangers as rain sun and all other natural elements.

why do we call ejaculation nut? when nuts are truly legumes?

[Mr_Mischif]

because they are a different breed. not of Adam...

what tha fuck is "flugtag"?!? :thinking:

Flugtag (http://www.redbullflugtagusa.com/What-Is-Flugtag.aspx)

Why do all the kids in South Park act like adults, and the adults act like kids.

[Slow Motion]

Because alot of times adults do act like children.

Why is it so hard for ppl to accept other instead of making it difficult for others to live?

[Stormhammer]

because we can

why do I have some kid with a Vtech in his spec v sentra talking shit to me?

[Slow Motion]

cause he can...

What is our country going through? HUH?

[Dirty Octopus™]

cause he can...

What is our country going through? HUH?

a good depression..

why gas prices so high?

[Miranda]

a good depression..

why gas prices so high?
Because we are so dependent upon gas that the suppliers can charge whatever they want and we'll pay it.


If I haven't slept in 19 hours and I have to work at 4pm, should I just stay up and get stuff done or should I attempt a couple hour nap?

[HvyArms]

Because we are so dependent upon gas that the suppliers can charge whatever they want and we'll pay it.


If I haven't slept in 19 hours and I have to work at 4pm, should I just stay up and get stuff done or should I attempt a couple hour nap?

Lay down, set your alarm for 5pm, you'll be fine.


If water has less ingredients than soda and juice, why is it more expensive?

[Dirty Octopus™]

Lay down, set your alarm for 5pm, you'll be fine.


If water has less ingredients than soda and juice, why is it more expensive?

because less is more...

when did the doves cry? :dunno:

[Mr_Mischif]

When Prince fingered them.

2-Part Question:

Why is it when I ask people what they know about that, they don't know about that
&
Why are Frito Flavor Twists so damn tasty?

[HvyArms]

When Prince fingered them.

2-Part Question:

Why is it when I ask people what they know about that, they don't know about that
&
Why are Frito Flavor Twists so damn tasty?

Shut up, that's why.

Why is it so damn hot??

[Mr_Mischif]

Because you keep opening your mouth.

Why won't the US enact the Kyoto Protocol?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Because you keep opening your mouth.

Why won't the US enact the Kyoto Protocol?


Becuz we are the US

Why do people smell so different?

[scabtastic]

because they love to spray themselves with all that fancy cologne/perfume.

[HvyArms]

because they love to spray themselves with all that fancy cologne/perfume.

Why didn't you ask a question?

Why is it that even though women are moody, psychotic, nosey, bossy, blabbermouths, PMSing, whiney, paranoid, jealous, expensive, possessive, possessed, preachy, time hogs...is it impossible to live without them?