Clerks II (5/5)

[4dmin]

now i gave this film 5/5 only b/c if you've seen all of kevin smith films and are a fan you know whats going on and why its nothing but dialogue the entire film. if you haven't seen the other films or atleast clerks... your going to be lost.

now... fav movie quotes:

"hi you little porch monkey... don't worry i'm taking it back"

"one ring to rule them all"

"hi pickle fucker"

"this shit taste like piss and flys"

"sometimes its ok for ass to mouth"

"pillow pants... if i stick my weener in her pillow pants will bit it off"

"i love you man, in a hetrosexual way..." "ya right"

"i miss my donkey"

:lmfao: i loved the ending i thought it was kinda poetic how things turnabout.

[Big Baller]

I saw it last night and it was funny as hell.

"Oh shit cops are here, gotta finish."

[4dmin]

^ i forgot that one... :lmao:

[Maverick]

yea it was great......good ol kinky kelly

[Big Baller]

"He's gonna cornhole the donkey"

[4dmin]

"don't worry the chick will be out any sec.... wheres kelley?"

"your looking at her i'm the stud"

:lmao:

[D.Choe]

"I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!" LOL
"Hey, that's the Holy fucking Bible!"
"There's only one 'Return' and it ain't of the King, it's of the Jedi."
"My grandmother did refer to a broken bottle as a "nigger blade" once."
Man, this movie is hilarious.
It might be offensive and very disturbing to some, but it's one of the better movies released this summer IMO.

[Hulud]

"i love you" "im pregnant" *drop*

"would you fuck me? cause i would fuck me"

[4dmin]

:lmao:

[Vteckidd]

I saw it last night and it was funny as hell.

"Oh shit cops are here, gotta finish."
YOU BASTARD! we were sposed to go see it drunk

[Allshow97]

I saw this shit Saturday, I couldn't stop fuckin laughing! Great Flick no doubt!!!

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